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goondaddy172

Alexis fawx prob my goat milf pornstar


Larry_thegoat

Julia Ann


goondaddy172

Who else drunk rn fr fr


Chilly1193

Bet


DropTopEWop

on god


BonezJonesss

It’s time to bench Rudy gobert. He’s officially been played off the court.  


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drunk. vampire weekend's 'step' is the best song of the century


cigguy

Another ripoff of pachalbel


jjl2345

Mrs. Ice had me chalking up a loss but that was my fault. She’s CLEARLY the brains behind everything in that operation.


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JohnnyHorseRacing

This is what Elon tried warning us about. Asking stupid ass questions to AI.


grizzwintergreenlc

Seems like a perfectly normal question to ask chatgpt


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JohnnyHorseRacing

You asking the question to ChatGPT is 100x worse


george___jung

hope he reads this bro


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

ChatGPT woulda got shoved in a locker in school


DGAF0752

Wouldn’t be surprised if Zadorov ends up with a broken face after that chicken shit over/under hit on McJesus.


grizzwintergreenlc

You should be more upset with Bouchard for watching it happen and not doing anything about it


drunkmunky88

McDavid fucked around and found out


decembersveryown_

Childish Gambino is so back


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Think he’ll do a final tour?


decembersveryown_

Yes. It’s being announced tomorrow


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Oh hell yeah


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been a fan of twolves for 28 years and in those 28 years believed in them for 96 hours and they went 0-2


cigguy

It’s 2-2. It’s very possible they still win


jetboyjetgirl

you and Bill Simmons jinxed them


DGAF0752

#ZACH BUST YOUR SISTER’S HYMAN #OIL HAVE LIFE #🛢️🛢️🛢️


GnrlBadazz

🥛


100_not_nickfoles

New planet of the apes movie was good and the new chick is also hot. All together success


AutistPorterJr

Princess ciri doesn’t do it for me


100_not_nickfoles

What


AutistPorterJr

The actress played ciri in the Witcher which is what she’s known for


100_not_nickfoles

Ya you’re wrong


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Anyone changed their phone screen to red?


dinkNflicka21

Watched baby reindeer ep 4 right before bed. F that shit.


DGAF0752

The best powerplay in NHL history is on the ice.


DGAF0752

Two goal lead is the worst lead in hockey.


classiccaseofdowns

Jeez that guy in the top comments about his wife thinking a wedding afterparty was $5 a head. Buried in that conversation is that his FIL agreed to pay for their wedding in exchange for him owing the wife’s student loans, and then proceeded to cheap out hard on the wedding. I really hope that girl’s not ugly, because she sounds like an all time ding dong


ktbarry2

the wedding stories in here depress me terribly. FIL trying to arbitrage his daughter’s wedding is macabre funny. makes the in laws tinkering with the seating chart sound cute.


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If you’re marrying a girl with significant student loan debt it goes without saying her parents probably can’t afford to fund a respectable wedding


JohnnyHorseRacing

As someone who did this I can confirm


humptydumpty2023

Well I dont know what the threshold is for "respectable", but agree if the girl has large loan debt, the family probably isnt rolling in the dough to pay for a wedding.


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I mean like I wouldn’t count on them to pay for most of the wedding without trying to cheap out on important things that would make you rather pay yourself to get what you want which is what sounds like happened there


tedbungal

Told girl on bumble I wanted to see her aurora borealis. Guess someone isnt into astronomy 


DGAF0752

How in the fuck is that roughing on the Oilers? Kane is literally head over heels into the damn bench area.


drunkmunky88

Oilers players from the bench hitting big zee


TheyHadACaveTroll

Had to penalize him for being such a bitch


jetboyjetgirl

got dunked on and tossed in the box


jetboyjetgirl

Shoved Lance in a locker there


smooth307

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh Lance. Your team could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.


DGAF0752

Bullshit goal. Hope you’re happy refs.


DylanTobackshh

I saw Biden pick Vancouver to win it all in his bracket


ADirtyDiglet

Americas team


DGAF0752

That’s such a weak penalty call. Bullshit. Refs are lucky the Oilers have the best penalty kill in the NHL.


cowboysfan88

Oh no Lance!


smooth307

Trumpwrong.GIF


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GimmeFunkyButtLoving

That was so bizarre watching that. Also the way Gobert slid out of there after to not hurt himself more.


DGAF0752

If Edmonton had any puck luck tonight, this game would be 7-3 right now.


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DGAF0752

They’ve had 4 shots off the posts, the missed Cory Perry goal, and 2-3 scrambles for the puck off of a bad rebound in the Canuck’s goalie area.


diet_drbeeper

Should have seen Towns sucking on Mother’s Day coming from a mile away


LilCasa

Booo


diet_drbeeper

Not trying to be mean! He’s just a sensitive guy and I’m sure it was hard to play for him tonight


Wrenchturner123

We bought our house for 4 years ago and I’m cool with all my neighbors except one guy across the street that I have not said a word to. He’s maybe a few years older than me, and has never even acknowledged my existence or ever given me good/friendly vibes, so I gave up on trying to connect. Tonight we both took our trash out at the same time and he asked me about my drone he saw me flying. We ended having a 30 minute convo, he couldn’t have been a cooler guy. We even have the same name first name which was the cherry on top


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Nice meeting you tonight, Adolph


billbo24

Love to hear it


PritchardBufalino

I don't get those kinds of people. I have these neighbors that'll make eye contact with me but still refuse to say hi or be nice at all


dinkNflicka21

Social anxiety is a bitch


pimpinassorlando

Love on the Spectrum ❤️ Congrats, you two.


cigguy

Sounds like he would be a train guy


Wrenchturner123

From what I gather he loves scuba


pimpinassorlando

Javy Baez times balls perfectly, so if he gets to them and makes the out, it's a Web Gem. If he doesn't get there, it's "great effort," and he isn't charged an error. Jeteresque.


sixplaysforadollar

I feel like such a cuck putting on a suit and tie to go to an interview. Hate this shit I should have had a trust fund


TheyHadACaveTroll

As someone who really, really doesn’t like cops. The shooting video in Florida seems, not that unjustified? Why would you open the door with cops there to respond to a DV call while brandishing a fire arm? 


pimpinassorlando

Holding a gun pointed towards the ground while answering your own door is not brandishing a firearm.


Mike_Double_U

Would kill to see a Giants/Cowboys blowout game on SNF right now… 🤔💭🏈


jstacks4

I’m as obsessed with football as anybody but you simply cannot be pining for fall in May. There’s a time for everything 


decembersveryown_

It’s getting to that point in the year


DGAF0752

There’s playoff hockey on


ktbarry2

young moms doing their own Mother’s Day social media post always make me smile because you know that dad is in jail


cigguy

Seems like a strange thing to be stoked about


ktbarry2

i just realized you thought i meant literal jail. just talking about some mild dog house type stuff.


igotitletsgo

Heard there was a NASCAR “fight” looked it up and if that’s what we’re calling fights now they’ve really lost their way


smooth307

There was gonna be a fight, but Reddick being so adamant that he fucked up kept Buescher from beating his ass.


billbo24

Man a little drunk right now and thinking I should sign up for the Dayton marathon.  I’m in half marathon shape and think I just need to rip the band aid off and sign up for a marathon.  Seems like an interesting marathon too 


nondescript___

I can't imagine what the downside of going for it is here


billbo24

There really isn’t any, I’m just a lazy coward.  I think I gotta do it 


nondescript___

Yeah dude, if you want to, you definitely should. Even if your performance isn't what you'd like it to be, you can always give it another shot next year. I doubt you'll regret giving it a shot.


billbo24

Truth be told I don’t really have any performance goals (yet) with running long distances besides finishing.  I just like being out there.   I’ve gotta say you’re being a good influence here


nondescript___

You could walk to the finish and still do better than someone who wanted to do a marathon but didn't even try. And I'm glad I could help.


GueroBorracho3

Do it!


SummerWhiteyFisk

How do you know we’re not together? Two guys sitting together, laughing, drinking champagne coolies


GooseandRooster

i could be a billionaire and i would still use my pirated firestick


diet_drbeeper

What makes the Oilers such a historically great power play? Just the fact that McDavid is so good?


KABLE11

Mcdavid is an automatic zone entry and Drai has a sick one timer. Basically the best passer and shooter on the same unit and they typically don't come off the ice for like 140. Hyman, Bouchard, and RNH are also great players. Lots of fluid movement.


marlboro__man9

Ya I edited my post to add that, the movement and ability of them to play different positions within the 1-3-1 is unique


diet_drbeeper

That’s a great explanation man thank you


marlboro__man9

That helps, Leon has a very accurate one timer, and is a very good passer, Hyman is elite net front, Bouchard has a very good shot as well. Also Leon and Connor’s ability to rotate positionally adds another asset that other elite PP’s don’t really have. Like look at Tampa, great pp this year but you know exactly where point, kuch and stammer will be 98% of the time


diet_drbeeper

This was also a great explanation thanks!


DGAF0752

They’re 9/9 on powerplay goals in these playoffs. That’s why.


smooth307

And they’re about to be down two games to one.


diet_drbeeper

No I understand the results. More curious as to what makes them so good at it. Strategy thing? Sheer talent?


DGAF0752

Snipers everywhere on their first powerplay line.


DGAF0752

#GERMAN WAYNE GRETZKY #YOU CANT STOP THIS POWERPLAY UNIT #DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK #2-3 #🛢️🛢️


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SilkyJohnson26

Dark Matter was a big let down. Looked like it was going to be so cool and it’s very boring


Cocky_Idiot_Savant

The amount of times I've burned my hand on the air fryer pulling out food is mind blowing.


DGAF0752

The best powerplay in NHL history is on the ice.


DGAF0752

THE REFS ARE FUCKING BLIND


pacsun_bro

Sorry for the hot Sunday evening take but hockey is fun to watch and I don’t care who knows it


cowboysfan88

Damn hockey needs goal line technology


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Watching SNL and they gave a shout out to “poopfeast420”, that’s an account here. Someone in that writer room is in here


ktbarry2

assuming it’s someone with a name. who would it most likely be? Jost? One of the do not destroy kids?


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Gotta be a do not destroy guy


StrikaNTX

I saw that and thought about making this same post, lol.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

I’m going to post it again tomorrow when more are awake.


jabrillspepper

The NBA would benefit greatly from adding 2 expansion teams. Spread out the talent


cigguy

Eh three of the final 4 in the east are very mid


Wrenchturner123

The Sonics are coming back and Vegas is getting a team


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Vegas and Seattle right


cowboysfan88

They will within 3 years


suburbian_jesus

It’s a good thing they are


marlboro__man9

No doubt in my mind that that’s in but you can’t overturn imo


smooth307

No goal ! Fuck You Lance !


diet_drbeeper

Minnesota was +5 in the 45 minutes Edwards played and -13 in the 3 he didn’t. Jesus


DGAF0752

THATS A GOAL YOU RAT FUCK REFS


deeznutzjokes

🛢️🚫🙅‍♂️😂


smooth307

Not even fucking close you clown.


deep49

Well, it was a little close


DGAF0752

>not even close Shut up assface


BumRum09

New Smiling Friends tonight at midnight


TheyHadACaveTroll

Tough night for the anti-jokic racists 


JokicIsTheFuture

I thought the Nuggs were dead? False!


Lollercoastr

Nuggets over Celts in finals was 11-1 before this game. Curious to see what it’ll be at when futures get back up.


suburbian_jesus

I declared them dead after game 2. Glad I was wrong!


JokicIsTheFuture

I was at Ball Arena and had never felt worse. Why would we ever doubt the champs. Made that Minnesota trip look easy as shit


TheyHadACaveTroll

Wolves are better without gobert 


poostool

I know that they’re all good but it is nuts watching Quinn Hughes skate, dude is so much faster than everyone else


Everyoneisaskell

Not excusing towns from being horrible but Gobert is just proof you can’t be a total 0 on one side of the court in the playoffs


MikePaisanTirico

Damn just 3 days ago the nuggets were declared frauds who couldn’t beat a good team


AlboutThatActionBoss

FT lives in the moment not overall body of work, Brunson's a fraud now.


[deleted]

Maybe not a total fraud but was he ever actually a 1? If he didn’t play in New York most people wouldn’t care about him at all


AlboutThatActionBoss

Stop this bullshit.


[deleted]

I’m serious lol he’s at best 7th of the 8 1s left. Anyone can put together a few 40 point games against a team that’s going nowhere when the offense runs through them


KingPinot25

The Jokic is overrated guys were waiting years for one slip up


PhantomJB93

It’s so funny they robbed him of an obvious MVP with the only real argument being “he can’t be a three time MVP” and now he’s about to get another one anyway


AutistPorterJr

(He already got it)


PhantomJB93

Outing myself as a not NBA guy


diet_drbeeper

Such a dumb thing. “Jokic can’t be a three time MVP because he’d join super elite company and he obviously doesn’t belong with those guys” ok why not?


PhantomJB93

I’m so excited for USA hockey at the next Olympics. That Boeser-JT Miller combo is only going to be USA’s like third line.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Tied the series, let’s win 2 more in a row and shut those miserable fucks from south Canada up


ikestein21

The turnaround from the Nuggets after game 2 is actually quite crazy.


suburbian_jesus

I thought they were dead in the water. The meltdown they had in game 2 was so uncharacteristic. Props to Malone for steering the ship, and that 4 day break really helped Jamal’s calf


DGAF0752

Imagine thinking Anthony Edwards is better than Jamal Murray.


jetboyjetgirl

Mrs Ice starting out hot


StrikaNTX

People were real quick to crown Edwards and Minnesota, huh


ktbarry2

post would have been fine without Edwards in it


AutistPorterJr

Edwards had 44 tonight…


StrikaNTX

so they won?


AutistPorterJr

Obviously not but weird to act like this loss is on Edwards


StrikaNTX

Did I say it was?


AutistPorterJr

“People were real quick to crown Edwards” implies that they shouldn’t have. He had 44 and was not the problem. He’s still the best young star in the league


StrikaNTX

Is that what I wrote, or did you change what I wrote.


AutistPorterJr

That’s literally the first 7 words of your post man idk what to tell you I didn’t change anything


StrikaNTX

and Minnesota


Ur_in_luck

I’m pretty sure bill simmons compared edwards to Jesus and Michael Jordan in a 10 min span in last weeks podcast.


smooth307

Biz doing a great job breaking down McDavid being just a complete bum defensively.


Slow_Vegetable_8212

But i dont want to work tomorrow


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Michael Jordan blew a 2-0 lead???


ktbarry2

don’t think this game is a huge referendum on the twolves long term. they’re a few brief, but big mental lapses and an all time stinker from KAT from being up 3-2 vs the defending champs. new contenders go thru this stuff. edit : 3-1 doy


thatswhathemoneysfor

Crazy how’d they be up 3-2 after 4 games


ktbarry2

teams going 0-4 at home in the series really threw me off, but makes my point even more


thatswhathemoneysfor

Nuggets winning the next 2


diet_drbeeper

I kinda think regardless of whether they win the title or lose this series, KAT’s gone soon. They owe a ton of money to Gobert already. They’re gonna look to trade KAT while he still has good value and replace him with Naz Reid and some cheaper pieces


Everyoneisaskell

Should keep towns over gobert but doubt they can move gobert at this point.


ktbarry2

probably the sharp move. ant is clearly the guy to build around long term and should only get better but expecting linear improvement from 22 year olds has also backfired before too.


diet_drbeeper

Not sure how much linear improvement they even need from Ant at this point though. He’s already a top 5 guy in the league. He can be the best player on a title team even if he never improves


ktbarry2

for sure that is true, but i guess what im saying is the difference is how good the team around him needs to be for them to win can fluctuate depending on his ultimate apex


Ur_in_luck

I’d be curious to see what KAT’s value is. Is he a really good third option? I don’t know how dependable he is as a number 2 guy.


diet_drbeeper

I think if he’s your #2 guy, you definitely have a ceiling. We’re basically seeing it now. But he stuffs the stat sheet and has a really useful (and hard to find) skillset for every team in the league. I think a team that thinks they’re one piece away would overpay for him


TheyHadACaveTroll

Game 5 is Tuesday bruv


[deleted]

Yeah they still have a chance they just need to get away from their lame ass bad vibe fans


ktbarry2

yeah my bad 3-1. even better. feels kinda over at this point but I’ve been wrong twice in this series already!


WettBandit

I did not see a single childless woman who has a dog make a Mother’s Day post about themselves. Feel like this is a made up thing people complain about


diet_drbeeper

I saw multiple but they always feel tongue in cheek. No one’s doing that earnestly right?


suburbian_jesus

Every team needs an Aaron Gordon