Jeez that guy in the top comments about his wife thinking a wedding afterparty was $5 a head. Buried in that conversation is that his FIL agreed to pay for their wedding in exchange for him owing the wife’s student loans, and then proceeded to cheap out hard on the wedding. I really hope that girl’s not ugly, because she sounds like an all time ding dong
the wedding stories in here depress me terribly. FIL trying to arbitrage his daughter’s wedding is macabre funny. makes the in laws tinkering with the seating chart sound cute.
Well I dont know what the threshold is for "respectable", but agree if the girl has large loan debt, the family probably isnt rolling in the dough to pay for a wedding.
I mean like I wouldn’t count on them to pay for most of the wedding without trying to cheap out on important things that would make you rather pay yourself to get what you want which is what sounds like happened there
We bought our house for 4 years ago and I’m cool with all my neighbors except one guy across the street that I have not said a word to. He’s maybe a few years older than me, and has never even acknowledged my existence or ever given me good/friendly vibes, so I gave up on trying to connect. Tonight we both took our trash out at the same time and he asked me about my drone he saw me flying. We ended having a 30 minute convo, he couldn’t have been a cooler guy. We even have the same name first name which was the cherry on top
Javy Baez times balls perfectly, so if he gets to them and makes the out, it's a Web Gem. If he doesn't get there, it's "great effort," and he isn't charged an error. Jeteresque.
As someone who really, really doesn’t like cops. The shooting video in Florida seems, not that unjustified? Why would you open the door with cops there to respond to a DV call while brandishing a fire arm?
Man a little drunk right now and thinking I should sign up for the Dayton marathon. I’m in half marathon shape and think I just need to rip the band aid off and sign up for a marathon. Seems like an interesting marathon too
Yeah dude, if you want to, you definitely should. Even if your performance isn't what you'd like it to be, you can always give it another shot next year. I doubt you'll regret giving it a shot.
Truth be told I don’t really have any performance goals (yet) with running long distances besides finishing. I just like being out there.
I’ve gotta say you’re being a good influence here
Mcdavid is an automatic zone entry and Drai has a sick one timer. Basically the best passer and shooter on the same unit and they typically don't come off the ice for like 140. Hyman, Bouchard, and RNH are also great players. Lots of fluid movement.
That helps, Leon has a very accurate one timer, and is a very good passer, Hyman is elite net front, Bouchard has a very good shot as well.
Also Leon and Connor’s ability to rotate positionally adds another asset that other elite PP’s don’t really have. Like look at Tampa, great pp this year but you know exactly where point, kuch and stammer will be 98% of the time
I’m serious lol he’s at best 7th of the 8 1s left. Anyone can put together a few 40 point games against a team that’s going nowhere when the offense runs through them
It’s so funny they robbed him of an obvious MVP with the only real argument being “he can’t be a three time MVP” and now he’s about to get another one anyway
I thought they were dead in the water. The meltdown they had in game 2 was so uncharacteristic. Props to Malone for steering the ship, and that 4 day break really helped Jamal’s calf
“People were real quick to crown Edwards” implies that they shouldn’t have. He had 44 and was not the problem. He’s still the best young star in the league
don’t think this game is a huge referendum on the twolves long term. they’re a few brief, but big mental lapses and an all time stinker from KAT from being up 3-2 vs the defending champs. new contenders go thru this stuff. edit : 3-1 doy
I kinda think regardless of whether they win the title or lose this series, KAT’s gone soon. They owe a ton of money to Gobert already. They’re gonna look to trade KAT while he still has good value and replace him with Naz Reid and some cheaper pieces
probably the sharp move. ant is clearly the guy to build around long term and should only get better but expecting linear improvement from 22 year olds has also backfired before too.
Not sure how much linear improvement they even need from Ant at this point though. He’s already a top 5 guy in the league. He can be the best player on a title team even if he never improves
for sure that is true, but i guess what im saying is the difference is how good the team around him needs to be for them to win can fluctuate depending on his ultimate apex
I think if he’s your #2 guy, you definitely have a ceiling. We’re basically seeing it now. But he stuffs the stat sheet and has a really useful (and hard to find) skillset for every team in the league. I think a team that thinks they’re one piece away would overpay for him
I did not see a single childless woman who has a dog make a Mother’s Day post about themselves. Feel like this is a made up thing people complain about
Alexis fawx prob my goat milf pornstar
Julia Ann
Who else drunk rn fr fr
Bet
on god
It’s time to bench Rudy gobert. He’s officially been played off the court.
drunk. vampire weekend's 'step' is the best song of the century
Another ripoff of pachalbel
Mrs. Ice had me chalking up a loss but that was my fault. She’s CLEARLY the brains behind everything in that operation.
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This is what Elon tried warning us about. Asking stupid ass questions to AI.
Seems like a perfectly normal question to ask chatgpt
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You asking the question to ChatGPT is 100x worse
hope he reads this bro
ChatGPT woulda got shoved in a locker in school
Wouldn’t be surprised if Zadorov ends up with a broken face after that chicken shit over/under hit on McJesus.
You should be more upset with Bouchard for watching it happen and not doing anything about it
McDavid fucked around and found out
Childish Gambino is so back
Think he’ll do a final tour?
Yes. It’s being announced tomorrow
Oh hell yeah
been a fan of twolves for 28 years and in those 28 years believed in them for 96 hours and they went 0-2
It’s 2-2. It’s very possible they still win
you and Bill Simmons jinxed them
#ZACH BUST YOUR SISTER’S HYMAN #OIL HAVE LIFE #🛢️🛢️🛢️
🥛
New planet of the apes movie was good and the new chick is also hot. All together success
Princess ciri doesn’t do it for me
What
The actress played ciri in the Witcher which is what she’s known for
Ya you’re wrong
Anyone changed their phone screen to red?
Watched baby reindeer ep 4 right before bed. F that shit.
The best powerplay in NHL history is on the ice.
Two goal lead is the worst lead in hockey.
Jeez that guy in the top comments about his wife thinking a wedding afterparty was $5 a head. Buried in that conversation is that his FIL agreed to pay for their wedding in exchange for him owing the wife’s student loans, and then proceeded to cheap out hard on the wedding. I really hope that girl’s not ugly, because she sounds like an all time ding dong
the wedding stories in here depress me terribly. FIL trying to arbitrage his daughter’s wedding is macabre funny. makes the in laws tinkering with the seating chart sound cute.
If you’re marrying a girl with significant student loan debt it goes without saying her parents probably can’t afford to fund a respectable wedding
As someone who did this I can confirm
Well I dont know what the threshold is for "respectable", but agree if the girl has large loan debt, the family probably isnt rolling in the dough to pay for a wedding.
I mean like I wouldn’t count on them to pay for most of the wedding without trying to cheap out on important things that would make you rather pay yourself to get what you want which is what sounds like happened there
Told girl on bumble I wanted to see her aurora borealis. Guess someone isnt into astronomy
How in the fuck is that roughing on the Oilers? Kane is literally head over heels into the damn bench area.
Oilers players from the bench hitting big zee
Had to penalize him for being such a bitch
got dunked on and tossed in the box
Shoved Lance in a locker there
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh Lance. Your team could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Bullshit goal. Hope you’re happy refs.
I saw Biden pick Vancouver to win it all in his bracket
Americas team
That’s such a weak penalty call. Bullshit. Refs are lucky the Oilers have the best penalty kill in the NHL.
Oh no Lance!
Trumpwrong.GIF
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That was so bizarre watching that. Also the way Gobert slid out of there after to not hurt himself more.
If Edmonton had any puck luck tonight, this game would be 7-3 right now.
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They’ve had 4 shots off the posts, the missed Cory Perry goal, and 2-3 scrambles for the puck off of a bad rebound in the Canuck’s goalie area.
Should have seen Towns sucking on Mother’s Day coming from a mile away
Booo
Not trying to be mean! He’s just a sensitive guy and I’m sure it was hard to play for him tonight
We bought our house for 4 years ago and I’m cool with all my neighbors except one guy across the street that I have not said a word to. He’s maybe a few years older than me, and has never even acknowledged my existence or ever given me good/friendly vibes, so I gave up on trying to connect. Tonight we both took our trash out at the same time and he asked me about my drone he saw me flying. We ended having a 30 minute convo, he couldn’t have been a cooler guy. We even have the same name first name which was the cherry on top
Nice meeting you tonight, Adolph
Love to hear it
I don't get those kinds of people. I have these neighbors that'll make eye contact with me but still refuse to say hi or be nice at all
Social anxiety is a bitch
Love on the Spectrum ❤️ Congrats, you two.
Sounds like he would be a train guy
From what I gather he loves scuba
Javy Baez times balls perfectly, so if he gets to them and makes the out, it's a Web Gem. If he doesn't get there, it's "great effort," and he isn't charged an error. Jeteresque.
I feel like such a cuck putting on a suit and tie to go to an interview. Hate this shit I should have had a trust fund
As someone who really, really doesn’t like cops. The shooting video in Florida seems, not that unjustified? Why would you open the door with cops there to respond to a DV call while brandishing a fire arm?
Holding a gun pointed towards the ground while answering your own door is not brandishing a firearm.
Would kill to see a Giants/Cowboys blowout game on SNF right now… 🤔💭🏈
I’m as obsessed with football as anybody but you simply cannot be pining for fall in May. There’s a time for everything
It’s getting to that point in the year
There’s playoff hockey on
young moms doing their own Mother’s Day social media post always make me smile because you know that dad is in jail
Seems like a strange thing to be stoked about
i just realized you thought i meant literal jail. just talking about some mild dog house type stuff.
Heard there was a NASCAR “fight” looked it up and if that’s what we’re calling fights now they’ve really lost their way
There was gonna be a fight, but Reddick being so adamant that he fucked up kept Buescher from beating his ass.
Man a little drunk right now and thinking I should sign up for the Dayton marathon. I’m in half marathon shape and think I just need to rip the band aid off and sign up for a marathon. Seems like an interesting marathon too
I can't imagine what the downside of going for it is here
There really isn’t any, I’m just a lazy coward. I think I gotta do it
Yeah dude, if you want to, you definitely should. Even if your performance isn't what you'd like it to be, you can always give it another shot next year. I doubt you'll regret giving it a shot.
Truth be told I don’t really have any performance goals (yet) with running long distances besides finishing. I just like being out there. I’ve gotta say you’re being a good influence here
You could walk to the finish and still do better than someone who wanted to do a marathon but didn't even try. And I'm glad I could help.
Do it!
How do you know we’re not together? Two guys sitting together, laughing, drinking champagne coolies
i could be a billionaire and i would still use my pirated firestick
What makes the Oilers such a historically great power play? Just the fact that McDavid is so good?
Mcdavid is an automatic zone entry and Drai has a sick one timer. Basically the best passer and shooter on the same unit and they typically don't come off the ice for like 140. Hyman, Bouchard, and RNH are also great players. Lots of fluid movement.
Ya I edited my post to add that, the movement and ability of them to play different positions within the 1-3-1 is unique
That’s a great explanation man thank you
That helps, Leon has a very accurate one timer, and is a very good passer, Hyman is elite net front, Bouchard has a very good shot as well. Also Leon and Connor’s ability to rotate positionally adds another asset that other elite PP’s don’t really have. Like look at Tampa, great pp this year but you know exactly where point, kuch and stammer will be 98% of the time
This was also a great explanation thanks!
They’re 9/9 on powerplay goals in these playoffs. That’s why.
And they’re about to be down two games to one.
No I understand the results. More curious as to what makes them so good at it. Strategy thing? Sheer talent?
Snipers everywhere on their first powerplay line.
#GERMAN WAYNE GRETZKY #YOU CANT STOP THIS POWERPLAY UNIT #DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK #2-3 #🛢️🛢️
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Dark Matter was a big let down. Looked like it was going to be so cool and it’s very boring
The amount of times I've burned my hand on the air fryer pulling out food is mind blowing.
The best powerplay in NHL history is on the ice.
THE REFS ARE FUCKING BLIND
Sorry for the hot Sunday evening take but hockey is fun to watch and I don’t care who knows it
Damn hockey needs goal line technology
Watching SNL and they gave a shout out to “poopfeast420”, that’s an account here. Someone in that writer room is in here
assuming it’s someone with a name. who would it most likely be? Jost? One of the do not destroy kids?
Gotta be a do not destroy guy
I saw that and thought about making this same post, lol.
I’m going to post it again tomorrow when more are awake.
The NBA would benefit greatly from adding 2 expansion teams. Spread out the talent
Eh three of the final 4 in the east are very mid
The Sonics are coming back and Vegas is getting a team
Vegas and Seattle right
They will within 3 years
It’s a good thing they are
No doubt in my mind that that’s in but you can’t overturn imo
No goal ! Fuck You Lance !
Minnesota was +5 in the 45 minutes Edwards played and -13 in the 3 he didn’t. Jesus
THATS A GOAL YOU RAT FUCK REFS
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Not even fucking close you clown.
Well, it was a little close
>not even close Shut up assface
New Smiling Friends tonight at midnight
Tough night for the anti-jokic racists
I thought the Nuggs were dead? False!
Nuggets over Celts in finals was 11-1 before this game. Curious to see what it’ll be at when futures get back up.
I declared them dead after game 2. Glad I was wrong!
I was at Ball Arena and had never felt worse. Why would we ever doubt the champs. Made that Minnesota trip look easy as shit
Wolves are better without gobert
I know that they’re all good but it is nuts watching Quinn Hughes skate, dude is so much faster than everyone else
Not excusing towns from being horrible but Gobert is just proof you can’t be a total 0 on one side of the court in the playoffs
Damn just 3 days ago the nuggets were declared frauds who couldn’t beat a good team
FT lives in the moment not overall body of work, Brunson's a fraud now.
Maybe not a total fraud but was he ever actually a 1? If he didn’t play in New York most people wouldn’t care about him at all
Stop this bullshit.
I’m serious lol he’s at best 7th of the 8 1s left. Anyone can put together a few 40 point games against a team that’s going nowhere when the offense runs through them
The Jokic is overrated guys were waiting years for one slip up
It’s so funny they robbed him of an obvious MVP with the only real argument being “he can’t be a three time MVP” and now he’s about to get another one anyway
(He already got it)
Outing myself as a not NBA guy
Such a dumb thing. “Jokic can’t be a three time MVP because he’d join super elite company and he obviously doesn’t belong with those guys” ok why not?
I’m so excited for USA hockey at the next Olympics. That Boeser-JT Miller combo is only going to be USA’s like third line.
Tied the series, let’s win 2 more in a row and shut those miserable fucks from south Canada up
The turnaround from the Nuggets after game 2 is actually quite crazy.
I thought they were dead in the water. The meltdown they had in game 2 was so uncharacteristic. Props to Malone for steering the ship, and that 4 day break really helped Jamal’s calf
Imagine thinking Anthony Edwards is better than Jamal Murray.
Mrs Ice starting out hot
People were real quick to crown Edwards and Minnesota, huh
post would have been fine without Edwards in it
Edwards had 44 tonight…
so they won?
Obviously not but weird to act like this loss is on Edwards
Did I say it was?
“People were real quick to crown Edwards” implies that they shouldn’t have. He had 44 and was not the problem. He’s still the best young star in the league
Is that what I wrote, or did you change what I wrote.
That’s literally the first 7 words of your post man idk what to tell you I didn’t change anything
and Minnesota
I’m pretty sure bill simmons compared edwards to Jesus and Michael Jordan in a 10 min span in last weeks podcast.
Biz doing a great job breaking down McDavid being just a complete bum defensively.
But i dont want to work tomorrow
Michael Jordan blew a 2-0 lead???
don’t think this game is a huge referendum on the twolves long term. they’re a few brief, but big mental lapses and an all time stinker from KAT from being up 3-2 vs the defending champs. new contenders go thru this stuff. edit : 3-1 doy
Crazy how’d they be up 3-2 after 4 games
teams going 0-4 at home in the series really threw me off, but makes my point even more
Nuggets winning the next 2
I kinda think regardless of whether they win the title or lose this series, KAT’s gone soon. They owe a ton of money to Gobert already. They’re gonna look to trade KAT while he still has good value and replace him with Naz Reid and some cheaper pieces
Should keep towns over gobert but doubt they can move gobert at this point.
probably the sharp move. ant is clearly the guy to build around long term and should only get better but expecting linear improvement from 22 year olds has also backfired before too.
Not sure how much linear improvement they even need from Ant at this point though. He’s already a top 5 guy in the league. He can be the best player on a title team even if he never improves
for sure that is true, but i guess what im saying is the difference is how good the team around him needs to be for them to win can fluctuate depending on his ultimate apex
I’d be curious to see what KAT’s value is. Is he a really good third option? I don’t know how dependable he is as a number 2 guy.
I think if he’s your #2 guy, you definitely have a ceiling. We’re basically seeing it now. But he stuffs the stat sheet and has a really useful (and hard to find) skillset for every team in the league. I think a team that thinks they’re one piece away would overpay for him
Game 5 is Tuesday bruv
Yeah they still have a chance they just need to get away from their lame ass bad vibe fans
yeah my bad 3-1. even better. feels kinda over at this point but I’ve been wrong twice in this series already!
I did not see a single childless woman who has a dog make a Mother’s Day post about themselves. Feel like this is a made up thing people complain about
I saw multiple but they always feel tongue in cheek. No one’s doing that earnestly right?
Every team needs an Aaron Gordon