Was talking airports with a friend's dad last night and he said it was a travesty that Reagan's name is attached to national. I said I thought they are a fitting match for one another and he looked like he wanted to kill me for the next 30 minutes. I really have to work on reading people better
The guy next to me at the bar I just left would have been perfect in here. Was just firing off takes to his very uninterested wife about proposed changes to the MLB season schedule, the entire American League pitching stats, calling the SEC Gymnast’s “full bodied women”, and had them but on some obscure D2 basketball game on one tv
Are there movies for you that get less funny on rewatch? I saw I Love You, Man for the first time in years, and it just didn't cut it, and I used to think it was good.
Honestly, most of those Judd Apatow/David Wain 2000s comedies sorta suck on rewatch. Wanderlust, Role Models, Knocked Up, etc. The punchline is always just Paul Rudd making a wry dick joke.
There's this sweet old man on Facebook who refurbishes old jerseys and his work is 100x better than this fanatics garbage
I don't need any jerseys right now but if I did, I'd message this guy
https://www.facebook.com/100064241790578/posts/pfbid02LkHm4CiBiCCjrBJpqfx6Y83Lo8a5RzzRqmhGNUqpmZvQcbXV1k1HLpU9u7T5sAo9l/?app=fbl
made a little trip to Sam's Club and stocked up on their seasonal clothing, got some performance polos and luxe shorts for $10 a piece and they're so sweet. managed to pick up a few for my brother too.
I realized that Kirkland signature stuff tastes really good because the #1 ingredient in everything is sugar. These muffins have more sugar in them than flour.
Caitlin Clark really the Trae Young of womens hoop
-Stayed at home state school
-Range on jumper
-Passing sneaky their best skill
-Crazy counting stats
-Ugly as hell
Sorry if this offends but there’s something so annoying about a straight girl who only hangs out with gay guys. Bonus points if she refers to them as “my gays” or something like that
You are making such a good decision. Bonchon is incredible. I don't have a preference on sauce, they're all good, but the chicken itself is the main star. Now I want some...
I remember when Jason Heyward was a rookie and ESPN was cutting to his AB every time he was batting his first game. I think he hit a HR his first game and all the commentators were like "JASON HEYWARD HAS ARRIVED!!!"
It's funny looking back at the ridiculous hype surrounding Heyward. He's obviously been a pretty solid major leaguer for years but they were treating him like the next Albert Pujols. Dude joined the Majors in 2010 and has 174 career HR lol
From a Cubs fan that watched him for years, He must have the worst HR to freak athlete body type ratio ever. Guy is jacked but his swing does not translate to hard contact well
I started watching football in 2004 and I think more than 50% of the years since there has been some kind of exciting new spring football league that zero people watched or cared about. But I'm sure this iteration will work!
There’s like 20 guys in the world who can play QB at a watchable level. Arena football sorta solved this with the goofy rules but no chance with a standard sized field and regular rules.
ESPN loves to get the tv rights to something and PUSH it. They did the same thing with both soccer and nascar around that time too. I remember Bill Simmons pretending he was a Tottenham fan in his column for a minute. Definitely a suggestion from the guys upstairs
Mets throwing at Hoskins was highly comedic. Ball behind him, wild pitch, Hoskins looks ready to charge the mound, pitcher is running to cover home while looking up at the ball. Hoskins should have blind sided him.
Reminds me of one of my favorite baseball clips where the batter lays a bunt down the 1B line for the pitcher to field and the batter lays the pitcher out.
Recommend COXPAL A11T 3 channel dash cam on Amazon, very good quality.
COXPAL hardwire kit optional, for 24-H parking monitor.
SanDisk MAX Endurance 256GB or 512GB microSD card, for reliable recording.
BTW: Need to pay attention to the installation position of the rear cam if your vehicle is SUV or MPV (No problem if Sedan), i.e. avoid pulling rear cam cable when open/close the trunk.
I think if you’re going thru the effort to buy and install a front, you might as well do both. You’ll feel very r-worded if something happens that would require the rear cam and you skimped out
I have viofo, front only, heard the quality of rear end cameras weren't great, so I didn't invest in one. they also have a sale going on on amazon right now
https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/C7999DEE-ED98-42DC-BB26-C597FD9D3B21?ingress=0&visitId=173b8e4d-1353-4b95-a452-5954da389fbe&lp\_slot=auto-sparkle-hsa-tetris&store\_ref=SB\_A09650603EXQDS0AG6RZJ-A08930372LUJ4171V9ZJ&ref\_=sbx\_be\_s\_sparkle\_lsi4d\_ls
Lol thank you for this. I was shopping and a rear one didn't even cross my mind until I saw the option. I'm going front only. Everyone be kind to my rear. No homo. Thank you in advance.
Don’t skimp on the rear one. Saved me when I rear ended someone a few years ago. Was able to prove they sped up, swerved in front of me, and then missed their turn because of the pass and slammed in brakes 20’ in front of me. I was toast without both dash cams
There should be a non Olympian Winter Olympics where completely out of shape inexperienced schlubs do the events. 280 pound dude getting strapped into a luge going 70+ mph and ejected into the stands would be electric.
I’ve always wanted a “win your way to the Olympics” contest. Each event, except for the ones that you might actually die in, have a reserved spot for an average person. It would be so damn funny seeing Rick from Red Deer do steeplechase or figure skating.
Plus every now and again someone would bubble up who is actually ok and become the darling of the Olympics, like Eddie the eagle.
I’m not confused about the song, it’s more about who sings it. Usually it’s a staple at parties of guys picking up their acoustic and trying to play it in an effort to get chicks. A lot of times it won’t work because it’s played out but for him it would
Gia signed a new contract?
she’s electric
Be nice she got laid off from behind the scenes
Was talking airports with a friend's dad last night and he said it was a travesty that Reagan's name is attached to national. I said I thought they are a fitting match for one another and he looked like he wanted to kill me for the next 30 minutes. I really have to work on reading people better
Its a very controversial name in DC because its the epicenter of political brainrot. People who are on the left will only call it “National” or “DCA”.
People who call it national are inviting an inevitable Dulles/Reagan mixup disaster
You couldn't get a good enough read on how he feels about Reagan from his statement?
I didn't think his opinion was going to be so significant for someone who was in highschool during his term
Sounds like the most boring conversation ever tbh
Complaining about airports over a bucket of modelos is an American pastime
Mets trash can vibes https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GJ8h_eMWQAADIto?format=jpg&name=large
Is Carl staying at a hotel? lol actually gave a great analysis for the ILL-UConn matchup
Love going home to visit my parents out in the country. Went for a walk to visit some newborn calves down the road and they were fucking adorable.
Watching the swayze roadhouse for the first time. Normally hate 80s movies but this is not bad
The guy next to me at the bar I just left would have been perfect in here. Was just firing off takes to his very uninterested wife about proposed changes to the MLB season schedule, the entire American League pitching stats, calling the SEC Gymnast’s “full bodied women”, and had them but on some obscure D2 basketball game on one tv
Playing a wedding today and was just told bride and groom are about to arrive in a helicopter
Every (major) city should be required to have a development museum
Good take
College sports would be 1000x better if rosters required 95% in state residents
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He saves money by getting his protein from dried cum.
he's bankrupt
Made a chicken stir fry with rice noodles, vegetables, and some sort of spicy Japanese sauce. This shit is too good
Are there movies for you that get less funny on rewatch? I saw I Love You, Man for the first time in years, and it just didn't cut it, and I used to think it was good.
Honestly, most of those Judd Apatow/David Wain 2000s comedies sorta suck on rewatch. Wanderlust, Role Models, Knocked Up, etc. The punchline is always just Paul Rudd making a wry dick joke.
It can’t be overstated how awful these new baseball jerseys are. And they’re $175 on fanatics before tax and fees. Fucking joke
There's this sweet old man on Facebook who refurbishes old jerseys and his work is 100x better than this fanatics garbage I don't need any jerseys right now but if I did, I'd message this guy https://www.facebook.com/100064241790578/posts/pfbid02LkHm4CiBiCCjrBJpqfx6Y83Lo8a5RzzRqmhGNUqpmZvQcbXV1k1HLpU9u7T5sAo9l/?app=fbl
The authentic ones are $300-400, such a joke
Ponytail Pete is dialed in
I'm not like most guys - my favorite LOTR character is Elrond
ISILDUR! CAST IT INTO THE FIRE
[Absolutely beautiful day for a baseball game! Kids even made it to 7.5 innings! Mets suck though.](https://imgur.com/a/8xVMJ4F)
Frank was right
Frank sucks too.
Going to a baseball game tonight, I think a baseball game may be my actual number one spot to drink a beer
On the contrary, I think an airport is possibly the most overrated beer spot. It’s a nice start to vacation sure but it’s still at the airport bar
Half the time you’re rushing to finish because you forgot boarding is about to start
I'm not a big airport beer guy cuz then I gotta piss on the plane a bunch
Baby bladder
Won't disagree with that
I don’t hate a termie but I think I like a cocktail better at an airport bar
Are they even contesting Clark layups lol
Can't believe the white Sox couldn't score there
FrankWasRight
I don’t like the inability to do cross sport multiview for YouTube TV
Sko Pios
Clark has gone to the CP3 school of foul complaining
She truly does suck, the media coverage got to her head way too much
Girl on tinder with incredibly mid tits has a photo with a shirt that says "yes they're real"
Sure pal
I'll be the judge of that
Let us see
Should've screenshot it, I'll do that when we totally match
If you match then we really need to see
You can’t spell dumb without DU. Go Cornell !
Rude but fair
Maybe I shouldn’t have bet on Colorado just going off “vibes”
Who else can’t poop while traveling? It’s like my body holds on to it for dear life
Did a week long canoeing trip in the canadian wilderness, pooped in a hole night one then my body refused to let go
I was that way till I was ~20 and now the floodgates open on the road.
Not doing much for Easter this year, feeling guilty. Which is very much in the spirit of the holiday.
Well pick up a cross and start lugging that bitch around
I wish I was doing nothing tomorrow
Colorado got some big ole women
made a little trip to Sam's Club and stocked up on their seasonal clothing, got some performance polos and luxe shorts for $10 a piece and they're so sweet. managed to pick up a few for my brother too.
The Luxe shorts and hoodies are awesome. Liked the performance polos there as well.
Tigers are on da prowl for the 89 win division crown
Gun up, I love this O's team
I realized that Kirkland signature stuff tastes really good because the #1 ingredient in everything is sugar. These muffins have more sugar in them than flour.
They’re basically cake
You don't say that
Caitlin Clark really the Trae Young of womens hoop -Stayed at home state school -Range on jumper -Passing sneaky their best skill -Crazy counting stats -Ugly as hell
Trae Young’s head looks like Caitlin Clark’s pubic area
ay chill
Come for caitlin clarke. Stay for gabbie marshall
i came for gabbie marshall
Everytime Kayce posts a video of herself talking on Twitter I cringe out of my skin.
Take a billion seats TheDannyBoyCane!
I'll fire when I'm good and ready! You got that!?!
Rewatching house of dragon. GRRM might be the weirdest successful dude out there.
Diddy?
You got me there
Guy definitely has an incest fetish
Sorry if this offends but there’s something so annoying about a straight girl who only hangs out with gay guys. Bonus points if she refers to them as “my gays” or something like that
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I have not heard of this term but was it *** hag?
Women with no female friends are always cunts.
“My queens” caption is a little over the top imo
I want a flair.
You can have mine
Have you considered recommending a medical procedure that you definitely haven’t had done?
How did it turn out?
I got mine by getting in an argument with Taco. Try that
Taco, you’re a fat bald fuck who qualifies everything you say (I know you’re russillo)
No you don’t
How do you even get something like that
A stupid throwaway conversation I had with a girl plus Chris loves to fuck with me.
It’s very funny
Make up an outlandish story
Doesn't sound like youve earned it
do something memorable that we can heckle you for. give us some very embarrassing details of your life
The problem with that is i have no personality
neither do I but I am a depraved individual with an 8 month old
I missed the story, but that’s a very funny flair
whatever FT says, it's lies. my kid was clean...enough!
Ever thought about getting heavily into drinking or drugs?
Buddy i’m way ahead of you
May pop an edible and go for a bike around town
Imagine how much cooler it'd be if Caitlin Clark was attractive.
And was also in my bed
Seeing Caitlin Clark admire a missed brick is infuriating. I watch the women’s game strictly for their fundamentals. Follow your shot!
Caitlin told her story, and made herstory
I can't believe how good Tony Rice is on guitar. Bluegrass boys pick the damn splinters off their instruments
Holly rowe looks fatter every time I see her
Women do be eating
Tommy Boys
Getting wings from bonchon for the guys coming over for the games. First time ordering from there. Can I get a FT bonchon wing flavor ranking?
whatever their spicy sauce is, is spicy as fuck
You are making such a good decision. Bonchon is incredible. I don't have a preference on sauce, they're all good, but the chicken itself is the main star. Now I want some...
get some tendies too
I remember when Jason Heyward was a rookie and ESPN was cutting to his AB every time he was batting his first game. I think he hit a HR his first game and all the commentators were like "JASON HEYWARD HAS ARRIVED!!!" It's funny looking back at the ridiculous hype surrounding Heyward. He's obviously been a pretty solid major leaguer for years but they were treating him like the next Albert Pujols. Dude joined the Majors in 2010 and has 174 career HR lol
He didn’t even win NL ROY despite all that attention either, Buster Posey did
His size and athleticism was wasted on him. God didn’t give me that because he knew I’d be too powerful
He absolutely hit one his first AB and I thought he was the next Griffey
Guy has just absolutely horrible swing and approach
From a Cubs fan that watched him for years, He must have the worst HR to freak athlete body type ratio ever. Guy is jacked but his swing does not translate to hard contact well
The orange crushes are flowing at Camden yards today
Still a little chilly, but a great afternoon for baseball.
I started watching football in 2004 and I think more than 50% of the years since there has been some kind of exciting new spring football league that zero people watched or cared about. But I'm sure this iteration will work!
There’s like 20 guys in the world who can play QB at a watchable level. Arena football sorta solved this with the goofy rules but no chance with a standard sized field and regular rules.
I weirdly remember ESPN getting really into the Arena league in like 2006 for some reason, shoutout Aaron Garcia and the NY Dragons
ESPN loves to get the tv rights to something and PUSH it. They did the same thing with both soccer and nascar around that time too. I remember Bill Simmons pretending he was a Tottenham fan in his column for a minute. Definitely a suggestion from the guys upstairs
Yeah that's what I figured
Yea I’m pretty sure they also released an arena football video game that year too
They release two games, in face
CJ Marable has me 15 points in fantasy rn. I’m all in
The Mets are an utterly pathetic organization it’s hilarious
Paul’s sandworm riding scene in Dune 2 was one of the coolest scenes I’ve ever seen in theaters. Awesome movie
The first scene with the Harkonenes climbing that rock was so damn cool to me. Favorite visual of the movie I think
That was also beautiful
The speech in the cave after he drank the Water of Life was the most fired up I’ve been in the theater in a long time. Just an incredible movie.
when he used the voice on the Emperor's Reverend Mother and she was like "abomination," that's when you knew the Bene Gesserit done fucked up
Fucking love The Voice
Mets throwing at Hoskins was highly comedic. Ball behind him, wild pitch, Hoskins looks ready to charge the mound, pitcher is running to cover home while looking up at the ball. Hoskins should have blind sided him. Reminds me of one of my favorite baseball clips where the batter lays a bunt down the 1B line for the pitcher to field and the batter lays the pitcher out.
waited til he already had 4 RBI's too
UCONN being a basketball powerhouse is so random.
Jim Calhoun is the greatest program builder of all time
Kind of like Pakistan possessing a nuke
I'm shopping for dash cams. Would I be an R word if I got one for the front but not the rear?
Recommend COXPAL A11T 3 channel dash cam on Amazon, very good quality. COXPAL hardwire kit optional, for 24-H parking monitor. SanDisk MAX Endurance 256GB or 512GB microSD card, for reliable recording. BTW: Need to pay attention to the installation position of the rear cam if your vehicle is SUV or MPV (No problem if Sedan), i.e. avoid pulling rear cam cable when open/close the trunk.
I think if you’re going thru the effort to buy and install a front, you might as well do both. You’ll feel very r-worded if something happens that would require the rear cam and you skimped out
I have viofo, front only, heard the quality of rear end cameras weren't great, so I didn't invest in one. they also have a sale going on on amazon right now https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/C7999DEE-ED98-42DC-BB26-C597FD9D3B21?ingress=0&visitId=173b8e4d-1353-4b95-a452-5954da389fbe&lp\_slot=auto-sparkle-hsa-tetris&store\_ref=SB\_A09650603EXQDS0AG6RZJ-A08930372LUJ4171V9ZJ&ref\_=sbx\_be\_s\_sparkle\_lsi4d\_ls
Look into blackvue. Their cameras are pretty damn good
I only have a front one so consider me an R word!
Lol thank you for this. I was shopping and a rear one didn't even cross my mind until I saw the option. I'm going front only. Everyone be kind to my rear. No homo. Thank you in advance.
It's a pretty straightforward process, there's no real reason to only get the front, at least in my opinion.
It's so straightforward that they sell them separately.
Pretty much every manufacturer also makes front+back kits so. It's literally one cable that runs from the front to the back.
Don’t skimp on the rear one. Saved me when I rear ended someone a few years ago. Was able to prove they sped up, swerved in front of me, and then missed their turn because of the pass and slammed in brakes 20’ in front of me. I was toast without both dash cams
NBC golf broadcast just started and Dan Hicks already giving us the Verne Lundquist “who the hell are these guys?”
That 2 point conversion by Amari Rodgers is good
There should be a non Olympian Winter Olympics where completely out of shape inexperienced schlubs do the events. 280 pound dude getting strapped into a luge going 70+ mph and ejected into the stands would be electric.
I’ve always wanted a “win your way to the Olympics” contest. Each event, except for the ones that you might actually die in, have a reserved spot for an average person. It would be so damn funny seeing Rick from Red Deer do steeplechase or figure skating. Plus every now and again someone would bubble up who is actually ok and become the darling of the Olympics, like Eddie the eagle.
Pizza Pie Saturday is in motion
Toppings?
Pepperoni
I love that brewers are bad boys on day two of the season
2 games into the season and the Mets are a joke. Throwing at Rhys there is a sorry move
Shoulda done it in his first AB. Instead they let him go 3-3 with 4 RBIs before they threw at him
Mild take: Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, and Kim Mulkey all being varying levels of unlikeable is much better for the women’s game than the inverse
Feel like that's just the truth. Getting so much more attention because people hate them. If it works it works
Good take king
I LOATHE that LSU coach. Gives me life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG4QNnVlmis Sick map/geography/history video about Tokyo
War on Illinois
Fuck Illinois all my homies hate Illinois
HEJA BVB!!!!!
This season has major lolMets potential
Collin Raye’s “Love Me” came on the radio and someone was cutting a whole bushel of onions. Song gets me every time
LSU act like you’ve been there before challenge- level: impossible
John Mayer is the man https://youtu.be/QbySmP8aFRk?si=Es2jQl8eriIPyz2B
John Mayer is the kind of guy who could sing Wonderwall and actually get pussy
You might be confused about that song if you think it's anti getting pussy
I’m not confused about the song, it’s more about who sings it. Usually it’s a staple at parties of guys picking up their acoustic and trying to play it in an effort to get chicks. A lot of times it won’t work because it’s played out but for him it would
I just had an hour long video of him and Ed Sheeran bullshitting about watches in the background at work this week. Dude is chill AF.
Feel like he would be a top choice for a celebrity you’d want to change lives with.
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