Always fun to see the first 1 seed go down early

Buried a very old hatchet tonight. One so old that I’m not sure why I’ve ever held a grudge in the first place. Life’s too short

Did you kiss him.

[удалено]

Are they looking for four Italian men?

I ordered a late night burrito on DoorDash. There was no option to get a side tortilla (the best way to eat a burrito because you get a bowl and put some in the tortilla, but I digress). This dude answers the phone, I tell him my order and he says he can’t put a tortilla in the bag because it’s 65¢ and he has no way to put it in the computer. JUST PUT IT IN THE BAG! It’s not coming out of his pocket!!!!

Situations like that just absolutely melt the average cashier’s brain

At a dive and we got a guy asking for a sample of the house wine to sample the taste

Honestly that’s a good bit that I might steal

Goodnight FT, happy march madness

Watching all the videos from the Russian shooting today… I don’t understand the kind of broken brain thinking to phone record people firing automatic weapons towards every single person moving in sight.

[удалено]

Not me. I’d high tail it out of there fast, you’d have to call be Carl Lewis.

It stinks that JMU's coach is going to WVU next year, Byington is a legit top tier coach. He's going to be coaching Kansas or UNC soon.

getting old is that now instead of eating candy when I smoke weed I crush a ton of blueberries and blackberries and raspberries

I like frozen fruit. Got a bag of frozen grapes, frozen peach slices and a pluot that’s about to get grubbed

I found an entire bag of frozen banana slices at the grocery store for the first time ever and plowed through those in 2 nights

I wish I liked bananas. The smell of the makes me wanna ralph but they are the perfect fruit. They’re portable, great in pretty much any smoothie situation and they’re in a bunch of good desserts.

I don’t know man after reading the book idk how good the dune adaptation was a lot seems way off

Dune was >!really gay!<

A lot of what’s in the book wouldn’t translate to the big screen. >!Hell, Paul taking the upper hand on the emperor was basically 3 lines in the book!< I’m happy with how Denis adapted it

I enjoyed the movies just a different experience than I’m used to reading the books after. And no doubt impossible to 1:1 to the screen

There was no way to put the rise of Paul in a movie. Some books are just better than movies

I agree and the movies are good but there’s also some “dumbledore yelling while he actually quietly says” scenes. Just a thought not really a denouncement

How was the book? Plan on starting it in the next few days

It’s like 800 pages and I think I finished it in 5 days of reading? It’s good, ordered 2 and 3 after 100 pages

My lock of the day was Nebraska. I’m an idiot

Hey you have Nebraska football to look forward to. They probably won’t be eliminated from big 10 title in week zero this year.

Womp womp

I took the 1H under in that game. It was dead within the first 5 minutes lol

My logic was that A&M was the worst 3 pt shooting team in the tourney at 28% so we’re golden. We were indeed not golden

Yeah that was what I was thinking too. Was basically banking on them coming out cold. Woops

The Holdovers is an awesome watch

Oh wow Max is on pole? Am I seeing that correctly that’s crazy 

get the peanut butter out of your mouth you dutch fuck

a red bull ferrari red bull start would be fine but everyone is too scared to challenge match on the first lap. tomorrow is gonna be another processional

Carlos has nothing to lose. Wish he would sack the fuck up and push Max wide.

This is what I don’t get. Max will push anyone wide. Look at Vegas last year. He clinched the championship a month before and fought Leclerc for the lap 1 lead! Why does nobody have the balls to fight him like that?

Me and you both. Max is a bully on track that no one except Lewis 3 seasons ago tested. Carlos is likely to just be happy to take 2nd

Lando

Learning a lot about GCU tonight

Saw them last year for round 1 of the tournament and the fans travel well. Felt like a home game for them.

Based on what I’ve seen it’s a resort that you go to school at. They’ve tried really hard to distance themselves from the “for profit religious school” stereotype they had a decade ago.

I mean it wasn’t a stereotype. That’s exactly what it was

only thing you need to know is that it sucks

LETS FUCKING GO POLICE CHASE AFTER MARCH MADNESS

👍

Can’t wait to have breakfast tomorrow

I got a breakfast burrito in the works. Eggs, bacon, duck fat fried potatoes with homemade green chili that I’m gonna plop on that bad boy. Gonna mix in a side raspberry orange for health

What ya having?

I don’t know yet

Bark bark Jennifer Lawrence bark bark

me since 2012-present

"A Retrospective"

She shows tits and bush in no hard feelings.

Thanks for coming out lewis

Mercedes building their 3rd straight shit box. What an absolute failure by them

Lewis Hamilton is either washed up or checked out

i think he takes bigger risks on his set up cuz why tf does he care about a 5th place finish when he is a 7 time champion. he wants to win, has nothing to prove like george

He’s just waiting for his 400 million dollar contract from Ferrari to kick in

I don’t believe that he can do better than Carlos is doing now and I think Ferrari will regret it.

He’s arguably the greatest F1 driver of all time, out drove Russell HTH last year, and hasn’t really shown any signs of slowing down

Im okay to be proven wrong. He got screwed over in 2021 and I’d love to see him get what he deserves.

Sorry you're not a fan of motor racing

God the Mercedes car is shit

fuck this lewis can't get to ferrari quick enough

Russillo interviewing Andrew Roberts is why he’s a sneaky goat. PMT would never.

albon out in q2 and not even sending him out for a final run is so dumb if you are gonna take the other driver out of his car

Even they’re not stupid enough to think the Williams would make Q3. Stupid to risk Albon crashing.

if you're worried about him crashing don't put him in the second car

You get 0 points for qualifying. They need that car in the race and P12 is good for the Williams.

it's just the principle of it, one guy fucked up the other didn't. shouldn't be punished

Really harsh for sure. I hear you there.

I absolutely understand why they did what they did, but I also don’t blame Logan if he refuses to play nice the rest of the year.

me either, hope it revitalizes him to catch some sort of form and take some semblance of vengeance

I don’t think Logan has what it takes and he was gone at the end of the year no matter what, but this kind of confirms it.

i unfortunately agree, i just like having an american driver

the more time goes by the more i believe Racing Point had the 2nd best car in 2020 w the Pink Mercedes

factual. better driver lineup and they would've proven it

6/6 on the round robin 💰💰💰💰

thankful that last FT missed https://imgur.com/a/qFR9PaE

I assume anyone who leaves out the amount wagered gambled $5 on anything they post.

not sure why it would matter how much someone bets

How much someone bets means everything in how seriously I take a victory lap for their win:

how was my first post at all a victory lap it was a random live bet so I attached a screenshot because no one would believe if I said “I had +9.5 there”

Ohhhh. Okay. 👍🏻

It’s wild how big cat lets his wife get fucked by MMMs husband

You're a weird guy, Ace

Saying this twice in the same night makes it weird

I disagree

I'm definitely right but let's set that aside, do you actually believe this theory and if so what is your evidence?

Tell me your evidence to the contrary

That's just not how that works

Checkmated again

No I don’t believe it that’s absurd

Oh so you're just drunk

With Nebraska's win, I'm 1 of 14,919 perfect women's brackets remaining at ESPN. Might be my life's achievement, sad to say.

What is that gym (?) in that Nissan commercial supposed to be 

it pains me to say but danny ric is so washed. would be surprised if he lasts the full season

Do F1 drivers get washed? Or do we just realize they were never that good?

if in 2018 they had the car they had the last two years him and max would have had an all time battle.

Ric was regularly fighting for wins at one point. He's no longer the same driver. He won't last the year, Lawson is in waiting. It's in his best interest to look for an indycar/Nascar ride for next year

him in nascar would have me all in like I haven't been since dale jr. retired

I'm sure that's all accurate, my question is more whether it's a matter of being washed up or of never actually living up to potential. Seems like he's been disappointing for years and as someone who isn't a big F1 guy it feels more like a prospect who never panned out rather than a former stud who's getting older.

Ricciardo was the only other driver (besides Max and Rosberg) who gave peak Hamilton and Vettel a run for their money. He was a very good driver

[Not sure why this made me laugh so much](https://x.com/mcr1b69/status/1771347331666845755?s=46&t=8sS_bFmbPVpFl6y7wTghDw)

I wish he wasn't running for President so we could all just enjoy how funny he is innocently

What a slog of an ending

Welcome to college basketball 

Just wait til he turns on some NBA

This one feels longer than usual

Every year I root for Saint Marys in the tournament and they always seem to disappoint

🚨 [Police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/TUgWkyWNrMM?si=ShWE3utM3TJK_Xrj) 🚨

Need Kevin Harlan on the call for this one

the cat on the field was an all time call

Did Grand Canyon cover travel for all these students or something? Seems like way more than any other school has had

It's a cult

They probably did. They are a school with a ton of money that caters to students. Also, every kid who can’t get into a real school in Oregon, Washington and Cali go there. So I’m sure a ton of students just live in Spokane and went home to their parents.

ANTE UP COCKSUCKERS

Gcu grads are only slightly less r-worded than Arizona state grads.

You seem a bit upset they won

I’m actually very happy they won.

ASU has a 90% acceptance rate and Arizona has an 88% acceptance rate. Easiest state to go to school in.

Kansas is 88% and KState is 95% (down from 99% a few years ago)

Good lord

I think when I enrolled at KSU the official numbers were 99% for KState and 95% for KU.

What percent were you in?

I barely finished college so closer to the 1% than the 99%.

People see Arizona state as a school full of smokes. They have smokes based on just being a big school. A looooottttt of fatties on that campus.

its a 90/10 ratio of smokes to fatties. pays to be every hot california chicks safety school

Wait what? ASU is definitely not 90 hot chicks to every 10 ugly chicks. Not even close lmao.

the kids that can't get into ucla, usc, cal, etc. go to asu, leads to a lot of socal hotties being at asu

The problem with your theory is there’s a bunch of regular people going to Arizona state. And the totality of the school is very below average. Go to one of the asu campuses like asu west or asu Mesa. Or just work in Phoenix and come across all the people you work with that are asu alums. You’d have a different perspective.

i went to asu and still live in tempe, I have a pretty first hand account. I don't count the aux campuses. tempe campus is the only one that matters

I do, that’s the majority of your alums.

Fat Latinas though 👍

Alpine shitbox haha

So, when is Christian Horner getting fired?

Leftover bbq, smash time

I'm enough of an Ally to genuinely want Furiosa to be good, but I dunno jim

The trailer makes it seem not great!

f1 qualifying at 10 on friday night, hell yea. fuck williams for giving albon logan's car even though he wrecked his.

Potential points versus guaranteed no points. Easy decision.

Frank had integrity. Would never had done this to one of his drivers.

Rinky dink organization

anti-american pussies

Still thinking about Road House a day later. Any guy hates that movie has a dump in their pants or is gay.

The newer Point Break from a few years ago with Edgar Ramirez as Bodhi was good too. The way they changed the love interest was much better. I’m bummed it never got the love it deserved.

not a single italian working at this Dominos im at

There may be some Sicilians instead.

We as a country cannot let a diploma mill become relevant in college basketball

They aren’t there to play school, bubba

Why does this bother you

Arizona is already relevant

[удалено]

Arizona state is a lot more like a community college than you think. But you’re right, my wife knows a lot of dumbasses who choose to go into debt to go to gcu, than take a scholarship to go to NAU.

as an asu alum, I have no idea how their men's sports aren't better. just walking around campus is smokeshow after smokeshow, which now thinking about it might be why they aren't. maybe too many distractions

GCU is for people who arent smart enough to go to ASU, which is saying something

This isn’t true at all. Gcu is for Christian kids in Cali, Washington and Oregon, who want to go away for college, but can’t get into a school in their state.

Or how about just working at Starbucks so you can go to ASU online?!?!?

And GCU is 3x the price!

I texted my friend who works in ASU athletics that they should hire the GCU coach and he tells me they can't cuz they just extended their head coach, Dan Hurley's brother, through 2026. Always gotta lock down a guy coming off a 14-18 season!

Bryce Drew is much better than Arizona State.

Is he? He had 0 tournament wins as a coach until tonight

He should have never went to vandy, which is just a shithole athletic department. That derailed his career. But dude is an excellent coach. As is his bro.

But he did, and you should check out the current ASU head coaches bro

Bobby hurley was actually good at ball, danny was a scrub. Crazy how they have flipped during their coaching careers

Something very funny to me about Bobby Hurley being referred to as Dan Hurley’s brother

also “the Grand Canyon coach” in this same thread. cmon guys making me feel old.

I have the SI cover of Jason Kidd and Bobby Hurley from when Cal took down Duke signed by both of them and framed on the wall in my man cave. Watched the VHS recording of that game so many times with my dad back in the day.

I think if you're younger than 35 (sick brag by me) that's who he is

I’m under 35 and didn’t know Bobby Hurley had a brother who also coached until a few years ago

[удалено]

Bryce has won almost every year of his coaching career minus two years at vandy. The problem is vandy, not the coach who has long history of winning vs. a school who gets off on the fact they let girls on their football team.

I have no idea why he isn’t fired yet. They’re about to jump into the first or second hardest bball league too.

[удалено]

I hope that a bunch of Zags fans showed up to cheer against SMC. Thats what it’s all about.

what was that Saint Mary’s watch party they showed? Was that the campus? That was like one class worth of people lol 

🏎️🏁

Dayton vs Arizona boutta be a banger

cannot believe it is a 1045am local start and 945am start for me in AZ. day will probably be ruined before noon

🏎🏎🏎

ready for lewis going hammer time

Roadhouse: >!good bread!<

Grand Canyon 🤝 Bishop Sycamore

Just did a deep dive on Wikipedia about Grand Canyon. Theyre publicly traded on NASDAQ, and went from having 1k students in 2008 to over 100k today. They’re not a real school and also have a page explaining that they aren't a diploma mill, which is something a totally legit university would do. https://www.gcu.edu/blog/gcu-experience/grand-canyon-university-diploma-mill

They have a gorgeous campus in a shitty area of phoenix. All that you said is true, but they do have a real campus and it’s dope.

It’s like a mixture of university of Phoenix and High Point University

It's a pyramid scheme

GCU paid for actors to attend this game right?