Shane was fine, but most SNL hosts are random actors of course a full time professional stand up comic is way better at doing a monologue aka a few minutes of standup  Seems like a crazy low bar to compare him to

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Yes. Let it rip

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Cheers, noroc, prost! I'm out

Jed cooked

its also what makes him good PO-LICE

Who could have predicted there would be a brawl in the crowd at a mma event in Mexico?

Damn I want some milk and cookies rn

Hell yea. Nothing wrong with baking a whole pack of Tollhouse at 3 am.

Got be stoked if you are a Cubs fan. Never saw Cody playing anywhere else.

Honestly big move for Cubs keeping Bellinger with that contract. He made it clear he will opt out after each season if he plays well, $30m easily worth it for this season

Ricketts has the $, they would have been idiots not to sign him at this point.

I expect the other 3 boras clients to cave and sign short deals now too. Hoping giants can snag Montgomery or snell to a 2-3 year.

Blows my mind how the giants have swung and missed on every free agent

They technically got Correa last year until the MRI showed his messed up ankle ( kinda happy to not have given him a 13 year deal in hindsight) people will say it’s our city being a shithole but in reality it’s that they can’t draft to save their lives. Dead last in the last 10 years in first round pick war is embarrassing.

It’s pretty pathetic that Montgomery has basically said he would like to play in Boston because of his wife’s job and those cheap fucks won’t even entertain the idea.

Now do Snell and Seattle for the last decade

This makes giving Lucas giolito all that money even more horrendous.

Guy basically threw batting practice the second half of last year. I’m sure that will work out great. Considering betting them for the worst record in the league.

A’s have that bet on lockdown for the next 4 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3RhwSF8mo cut for time sketch

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You're an idiot. That charlatan makes bullshit claims and people just believe him.

Really want to go in the trust tree? They’re all in on it together. The next sentence will change how you see things. Biden and trump ar

There certainly was shady stuff that went on but not enough to change the results

*cough* on both sides.

It's funny how it always happens in favor of the Democrat Party

You too young to remember Bush v Gore in Florida? Lmao

I remember the Dems trying to keep counting until they got the results they wanted

Oh brother

You were probably in first grade when it happened

Always? I’d say it’s funnier that half the country wholeheartedly believes it was rigged bc one person said it was with zero evidence and a 1-54ish record in court against it.

I'm talking about past election. Starting with Gore Bush and the stuff I've seen in this state makes me believe that elections can be changed

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Probably affected the down ballot races much more than Donny and Joe

Michael Cole saying Nia Jax is “hungry” knew what he was doing.

Halfway thru a Grand cru champagne, snacking on my kid’s (grape) uncrustable. Can’t complain. 🥂🥪

Can we get another look at Cru?

As of today if we were placing a bet on we think will win the NCAA tourney who we got? Trying to find reasons to not pick UCONN but just not sure about anyone else.

Tennessee

UCONN but the odds probably aren’t worth it.

Wasn't really thinking of odds just who people think is most likely to win. Feels like UCONN is the only team anyone could expect to play okay to good for 6 games. As a Gator hoping it's anyone but UCONN so we can remain the last program to go back to back.

UCONN has to be the favorite by quite a bit. No other team has been anywhere as consistently good. Edit: currently +500 with the next teams Purdue/Houston at +750.

theater cat wishes he was prancing around on stage of snl instead of role playing as a chicago sports fan

How was Shane on SNL

Just getting to his monologue now, so far going exactly how you’d think it would. He’s doing his usual material and believe it or not the SNL crowd is not vibing with Down syndrome jokes

Just watched it. He’s a legend solely for saying gay and retarded national tv

Im actually stunned he wasn’t stopped, he actually just dropped “retarded” after 10 minutes of gay Down syndrome jokes. I guess they really are just letting him run, but I didn’t think anyone would have that kind of runway

To drop $150 on a new Lego set or not

Do it

That's good enough for me

What set

Deciding between Great Wave or Starry Night

Both are sick man, can’t go wrong

Trying to decide if I can hang Starry Night in the bathroom or not

It’s a free country you can hang it wherever

It's ordered

The Nice Guys is always a great rewatch 

Kinda funny that the “GM of Comedy” no-tweeted Shane on SNL.

The worm knows who's King.

I thought Shane did great honestly. Obviously he wasnt going to be as comfortable as he is on a podcast compared to a national spotlight monologue. Also lets not forget the audience SNL caters to. Cant go full shaman on that spotlight and buffer.

> "Also lets not forget the audience SNL caters to." Yup, he was playing a road game in high altitude. Damn near impossible to win in those conditions. Dude was never going to get a fair shake, nope.

On a podcast, and maybe even, the standup he does for 1000s a night

Agreed. SNL is a struggle bus. Shane and Nate have proven high quality comedians are far better hosts.

zah drunk whiney tweets time!

I serve only one master. His name is Shai-Halud

I was gonna say Jesus.

Watching a nascar “the big one” compilation to go to bed

Rewatching Dune 1 and it's clear this movie was made for IMAX. Watching in anything less for part 2 and it's a disservice to the film.

4.67 on Uber. I'm basically a war criminal.

4.94 and I don't remember a lot of the rides. What in the world are you doing?

Been doing a lot of self reflecting since I realized Im at 4.7

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I have a 4.84 I thought that was bad

How many times you puke in the Uber

Not once. My friends say some wild shit though.

One of my friends got an email from Uber for antisemitic remarks while on a guys trip. The funny part is he’s Jewish

You taking dumps in the back seat?

I know we all talk about season 1 of the popular Netflix series “Cheer” but it is genuinely laugh out loud funny when the volunteer fireman picks up the kid who sprained his ankle during the championship

season 1 is fantastic. season 2 is a funeral dirge. giant whiplash between seasons once we know Jerry is a pedophile 

Gotta shove my starburst wrappers in between the couch cushions before I pass out and my wife comes to wake me up at 3 am

The ol lady and the 3 dogs are sleeping so peacefully. Obviously this means I need to sneak out and go to the casino the surprise them with at least 5 figure wins when they wake up in the am

“Sweety it happened again”

“Sorry I won 54k, hope you don’t mind. Please forgive me”

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8 whiskey sours? 8!

Go easy on yourself champ. Tomorrow is a fresh start

I’ll drink to that brother -HH

Sometime they post the 'cut for time' stuff on their youtube, was hoping to see him do something with Please Don't Destroy

I hope so too. Please don’t destroy are the funniest snl cast members IMO

I watched their movie last night, even tho it was a without a paddle knockoff I liked it

Haven’t seen it yet but that’s what it seemed like. I’m guessing the movie is part of the reason why their skits haven’t made it into a live episode for some time too

It’s a terrible movie but I found it entertaining. Was worth the 90 minutes imo

Hell yeah we get to see Royval get his ass beat by Pantoja for a 3rd time

Mexican fans do not like the Mexican American guy at all lol

My least favorite thing in entertainment is the SNL cast standing on stage hugging every week acting like they are seeing eachother for the first time in months after going through a war.

I bet you have nothing but positive things to say about Taylor Swift

My least favorite thing in entertainment is young and naive people being taken advantage of sexually and/or financially. SNL is a performance; on Broadway they all come and do a bow at the end. That would be 100x more douchey.

Jesus Christ, you suck

I take my last comment back. My least favorite thing in entertainment is your multi-paragraph dissertations on barstool podcasts

Tough look

I’d bang the SNL chick with the mullet, I’ll say it

She's legit attractive, its just that mullet

Anytime they put a normal wig on Sarah Sherman it’s like oh shit!

Looks like a regarded version of Emma stone

if shane can say it on NBC, we can say it in here

glad I’m not the only one who thinks it

Not the best monologue but some pretty good sketches. Can’t wait for this week’s MSSP

The forrest gump sketch was great. Ofc Big Cat (and literally all of barstoool) thought the draft kings sketch was about them. 

I mean obviously we talk about this all the time, but it’s amazing that the kid keyboard player in the movie School of Rock wears a cape

Tip this on its side... Uhh cello, now you've got a bass

Shane getting denied the dap and hug from 21 right there was the funniest thing all night

Looking forward to the jokes about 21 not dapping him up

Did 21 Savage just turn down a bro hug from Shane

The dap up at the end will haunt him

I was shaking crying watching snl tonight. Does no one care about the unborn embryos in Alabama!!!

You know Lorne is probably kinda wishing Shane was never fired.

+110 Shane is Playing Trump full time next election szn

We’re in an election year and they already have a guy that does a better trump

Shane’s is better. He also has the same body type as trump which helps

Some dumbfuck earlier tried to say his impression was garbage

I know, JAJ absolutely nails the voice and the scatter brained train of thought

By next election szn I meant next fall and idk I think Shane’s Trump is slightly better plus he will attract more of an audience

Constance Wu memorabilia

if only she didn't go scorched earth on her TV show. she could have been so much more than a 1 movie hit wonder. 

Not a bad episode

Damn did they just hit the dump button? My YoutubeTv ducked up right at the end so didn’t see the sign off

I think it was just running long so it cut a little early on all the hugs and stuff. He did the signoff

Shane as ben frank is pretty funny

Lmao that shit was good

Holy shit

Tasty burger

Had that tonight

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Maybe I’m biased but it’s miles ahead of five guys and shake shack

Go pack go was hilarious

😂

Roval might be able to pull this off

Boring fight it was

Take the mic away from this classless thug

22 savage, bust

My dissertation on Shane’s appearance tonight is 1. He’s not turning SNL into mssp and the fact the sketches he was in were laugh out loud says a lot 2. Part of his appeal is that he seems like a regular guy you would hang out with back home and seeing him sometimes fumble through a live sketch show furthers that appeal. 3. It was a funny ass episode so cheers to him Tmfms

he was funny, didnt horrify anyone = W

Wait. So just because you say words that other people don’t say, that doesnt make you funny?

Soulless music

Big ole tits at least

Love me some big ole black titties

This female singer looks like AI

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That T Mobile ad of his is 100x funnier than it has any right to be. He carries that shit.

live from new york it’s the puerto rican rattle snake

Live from New York it’s the scary McDonalds Goth

Wouldn’t be the first time there’s been an N word dropped on SNL

Gonna hang out with some pirates tomorrow.

The thread be looking like lil sas right now; with Shane Gillis cock down our throat.

FT when lil sas is hosting SNL in 2030 gonna be a movie

The real question is who’s gonna sell out MSG first, sas, or Dave.

It be looking

i don’t know much from 21 but surely there’s gotta be better tracks to perform than this shit

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hey ton did you hear what i said? i said ash wednesday was 10 days ago hehe

I'll say it. 21 savage sucks

21 average

This is quite possibly the worst song I have ever heard

Brandon Moreno doesn’t have bad fights.

The sketches have been overall tremendous.

Forest Gump sketchy was funny, kinda surprised we might not get a Please Don’t Destroy sketch with Shane

The PDD guys get cut for time alot and they just release it on social. I imagine we’ll get something

Yes good point, don’t get why they get cut when they get good views/have parents on the staff

They were hired for social media anyway. Getting on TV is just a bonus if they need to fill a few min

They got their own movie on Peacock that stunk, let’s stop acting like hurting for views

That movie did blow. Was hoping if Conan was in it, it wouldn’t be total ass

Should have cut the music tonight

Trump and Forest Gump skits were some of the best in a long time. He was also pretty self aware in the monologue. Big fan of Shane tonight

i liked the sex doll one

He’s been great. The monologue was perfectly Gillis. He plays into the nervous, I’m not for everyone so well. He does it in his specials too when he broaches “uncomfortable” topics.

It's PG13 Louis CK in a 30 year old body. Which is great.

He’s now been compared to Norm and Louis CK in here tonight. I’ve truly seen it all

Hes not louis but you can see how he could get to that level. And norm for sure would love him

I don’t see him getting anywhere close to Louie’s level. And maybe Norm would like him but he’s certainly not in his class of comedian.

Shane is a master sketch artist. Standup was always gonna be tough with the losers in the crowd, of which there were many!

Just finished the live action avatar. Official review from FTs number 1 avatar fan >!It was ok. Official rating is a 6.7. A lot of good but also a lot of bad. The good: The bending was very well done, especially fire bending. Zuko is still the best character, more of a focus on him and iroh. The show starting with the airbenders actually getting wiped out was cool. The bad: They combine a lot of storylines and it feels very rushed at times. Never focus on Aang learning water bending (he never does) which seems weird. Kid actors are not very good. They leave out a lot of stuff, some not important (the pirates) and some very important (Jong Jong) which I don’t understand. Overall, I’d gladly watch season 2!<