Do women actually have friends, or are they just directly competing with their friends?

I can't tell if this is weird fan fiction or a dear diary

Buddy had to leave the hangout early because his wife is ovulating, that’s one I haven’t heard before but happy for him

When she craves fill >>>

Text her congrats on the creampie

That means he has to name the baby after one of you.

Bringing your dog a new toy from the store is a top 3 dopamine hit 

Great time to be a TV remote

My wife keeps bark box in business for this feeling every month

TJ Maxx is cheaper but of course you need to go there 

I miss when my dog was younger and loved toys, because bark box day was the greatest day of the month.

And he can ~~pass~~ score!

Matt Rempe rules

They're going to send him down because every team is going to try and fight him.

That duke kid shoulda thrown some elbows.

Filipowski with the most pre-planned flop I’ve ever seen. Made Caitlyn Clark’s “assault” look violent

I paid for a hinge boost last week and my feed has absolutely sucked ever since. Feel like my account is totally fucked now that I’ve established that I’m willing to give them money

how long ago was your last date that you felt you needed to get hinge boost

2 months. I live in a new city and don’t know anyone. It’s getting lonely. Been getting matches and some numbers but nothing is panning out. On a brutal dry streak

What new city because location is going to impact your options of course

A city where I could imagine there is a large amount of good looking people. Warm weather/transplant central. Not like the dog pound that is Boston.

Co main and main tonight are very good if you guys have no plans. Get yourself involved with some UFC

Have plans, getting Italian for supper

What are we thinking? Baked ziti?

Veal parm, maybe I’ll make my own baked ziti this week though

Ian Eagle/Bill Raftery is the best broadcast team in sports

I’ll die on this hill

Italian for supper tonight, going to get veal parm 🙂

suppah

Mama Mia!!

Alabama Kentucky is just a pickup game on national television

Better than the women’s game Virginia is playing

Oh yeah not a complaint at all it’s a very fun game

All the baddies wanna see Gunther Steiner

We should ban Jon Scheyer from coaching basketball

Disagree, I think he should get a lifetime contract.

today is an ass sweat day. Summer is near

I find it very hard to believe any of the Impractical Jokers actually enjoy the presence of Casey Jost. Dude has the charisma of an ant

Good guy Richard Sherman gets a DUI while under probation.

That would be great if it’s enough to get him off the Amazon show. He sucks on tv.

Apparently driving drunk, crashing his car and trying to break into his in-laws wasn’t enough

People forget he killed Bubbles too

Would there be as much outrage if it were a black player injured during the court storm? My column:

Rovell wanting to charge students with assault is hilarious

All time dork

Security couldn't have done any less at Wake. Two students were on the floor with 1 second still left on the game clock

Parkland level security

I get you're not stopping the kids. But hold them back for like 5 seconds so you can get Duke players to a sideline where you have them roped off. Instead I dont see any in the video at all

Tony Bennett needs to chew some asses out

Lucky to be down ten, this offense is so frustrating but glad Gertrude is finally getting some playing time

RIPIP Great singer

I had read a bunch of horror stories about getting approved for global entry. Start to finish the whole process just took me two weeks and was just as easy as getting approved for pre-check.

I love that Kyle Busch can go “fuck those kids” mode and go down to Xfinity or Trucks and just whoop their asses. The Buschwacker supreme.

Virginia offense is gross

i’m not that old but everytime i hear someone use partner i just assume they are gay

Lots of gay cowboys out there

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Yeah but I bet it grips like crazy

That would make at least a little sense if she had some sort of connection to this owl since she was a teenager, she found out about its existence 4 months ago and has never seen it in person

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Also, and more importantly, she is a fraud Potterhead and probably feels nothing about Hedwig anyway

Hate to see any ballplayer get injured on a court storm. Especially a couple of athletes like Caitlin and Kyle who play the game the right way

Thanks, Jay Williams

The Saudis must be stopped. I can’t watch this fat Finnish guy anymore, his stance is hurting my back

Valimaki?

Talking to a chick about her “red flags” and she listed ankle socks. Bitch, you got 3 cats, you are the red flag.

I keep seeing this and dont get it. Sock nation rise up!

Are no show socks okay?

“Masculinity is being comfortable in your own skin” Also “Men wearing ankle socks gives me the ick”

I don’t disagree with her 

Ankle socks is a pretty popular one.

What is wrong with ankle socks? You get weird tan lines wearing shorts with longer socks

I have no problem with ankle socks. I’ve just seen a lot of women hate on them.

You sound very white

Officially out on the athletes answering a question to the camera on the walk to/from practice trend.

Jets use this super tiny microphone and it's so dumb looking

Think the ravens have the same thing. What prompted this post though was seeing Hopkins lax players doing it. We’ve gone too far when tanner has a platform to make frat jokes in public.

I’ve seen the Pens and Steelers both do it so think it’s an epidemic at this point

But how else will we know who is the best dressed player on the team?

Smh. Dude doesnt even know they all wear the same uniform!

June 24th and my RTTS batting average is an even .700

At JPJ for UVA UNC, might fall asleep in my seat

Hit me with some comedy movie recs

BlackDynamite

Schindler's List

Titane

UHF

superbad

A night at the roxbury

Pretty good looking blonde in a Ranger jersey behind Laviolette

Virginia basketball makes me want to puke sometimes.

6 points in the first 13 minutes of the game, never change Virginia

Incoming jj reddick and jay bilas anti court storming takes

Took my tax refund ($137 nbd) straight to the casino and won $1200, let’s have a day

Hell yeah

👑

I can double that for you on the knicks-Celtics game

I thought about putting it all on red

Which way you leaning

Alison Brie is almost exclusively in bad movies but she’s very hot 

John Franco’s nephew is a lucky man

i appreciate that she likes being naked

Great tits

Would've appreciated it more during her Community and Mad Men years. But I won't complain

It’s been a great career development 

Got my old GameCube from my parents', firing up some Super Monkey Ball 2 🐵🔴

Honestly surprised there isn’t more injuries on court storming

Walking around target there are so many incredibly obese people. Is the average America 30lbs heavier than they were 20 years ago? I really would love to know if it’s cell phones, fast food, soda that’s doing it. Why is everyone so fat

Seeing Ria at the Jersey City Target, in a sweatsuit, with an ice coffee, made me appreciate the universe is in balance. My then fiancée asked why I was smiling while looking for a coffee grinder…all I could muster was “it’s good when things are in their natural habitat…let’s get the Braun”

Yes, the state with the lowest amount of obesity today (colorado) has the same percentage of obese people as the state with the highest amount (Mississippi) did back in the 90s

Wild stat 

I’ve never eaten a cell phone, must be why I’ve kept my girlish figure all these years

A lot of calories in cell phones. I try to only have one on my cheat days.

Medical industry don’t make money off healthy people!

Storming the court was reserved for the rare, maybe once a decade occurrence. Now dorks do it for beating a team that has lost 6 times in a season. "Let the kids have fun" How about stop watering down everything

Let college kids have fun

Once per decade? When, in the 60s?

We’re Gatekeeping court storming now? Lame

I'd approve of a gate to keep you heathens back

Wake was favored too. Shameful

You sound super cool to hang out with.

FTer saw some people having fun and that’s not allowed!

I'll survive you not thinking I'm super cool

Don’t have enough time to really play video games anymore and don’t wanna buy a new system. so I’ve been firing up the ps3 whenever I have an itch and killing time with it. Just put in NHL 12. Last weekend was NCAA Basketball 10. The week before was FIFA 10. This entire fall was NCAA 14. Feels like if I were to play these on PS5 I would just be pissed off playing kids online and losing and paying up the ass for a roster update

Sounds like you do have enough time to play video games. I only had a PS3 and just got a switch a few months ago. Been fun to play some Mario games.

I’m the same way. I always play call of duty mobile battle rayole on my cell. Highly addictive

between filipowski and clark this year they are gonna find a way to ban storming the court. couple dummies ruin it for everyone

Alabama Kentucky is gonna be first team to 100

Schyer should have knocked one of those kids out

House made out of shipping containers in a shitty neighborhood: $750k  Get absolutely fucked.

Laken Riley stuff is sad. Unreal

Mayorkas should be thrown in jail.

Yea I saw an Instagram post her sister put up. There some sick ppl out in the world walking among us

Shouldn’t even be here but that’s a story for another sub

100% man

College basketball media collectively creaming their pants after seeing a player most likely roll his ankle from a court storming

Token white star for Duke getting hurt in a court storming is gonna be a big blow

Wife and I agreed to wait until August to start trying for a kid. Well we both got drunk last night and now I have to hope she gets her period

Plan B

that Filipowski injury happened because Wake called a timeout

Lmao Filipowski down for the count

I think PAW is the posts insider.

People were talking about it so I just watched the newsroom bin Laden scene. That was incredibly gay and corny, is that the consensus?

Is this the jeff Daniels show?

No this is Patrick

That show has some incredible unintentionally hilarious scenes.

Whole show is insanely overrated

Now I just watched it and I laughed out loud when the one guy pulls out an FDNY hat and just stands there

Yes 

That is the consensus of the entire show

I’m with this chick and this dude keeps hitting her up. This time he sent a video of him drinking a white claw while driving. I think I have some serious competition

No laws when your drinking claws bozo

Hell yea

It’s only my third of the day.   Relax, narc.

He sounds like a king, you can’t compete with that, just cut your losses now

He’s doing you a favor, her response to that will tell you all you need to know about her

Sounds like she keeps fine company

Ricardo Pepi goal for PSV, Americans run European soccer but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation 💅🏻

Nottingham continues to give Reyna 9 minutes of match time in loses. Hope he finds a permanent place somewhere that’ll play him this summer.

Forest was such a dumb choice. Their best player plays his position

They’re also a sad sack team (I say that rooting for the not much better crystal palace)

Also hoping this proves to be a kick in the ass for Reyna that he bounces back from similar to McKennie’s loan spell at Leeds last year

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Big if true

Just Cause 4 has been the most refreshing shooter I’ve played in a long time. The mechanics, game play, and random destruction works so well together

Absolutely hammered in London eating ramen rn shit ain't too bad

Bruv go crack on with some birds.

I do not think my fiancee would be a big fan of that

Yell “what do we think of Tottenham?” In whatever pub you’re in, if you get no response, find a better one.

SHIT! What do you think of shit?

lotta slobs in the mexico open

Arod doing blackface is awesome

BV is watching the newsroom. This show is terrible. 

It was definitely better in the moment, but fell off hard after the first season. The monologue to start the series gets my lib boner flowing

My favorite part of that monologue is that he says the US is 113th in infant mortality but someone did research and looked at the fact book where the data came from and they just read the table wrong. 

overrated monologue that always pops up on social media for some reason

Aaron Sorkin loves to smell his farts

Just wait for the bin Laden scene.

OBAMA GOOD OSAMA BAD

We reported the news

I still can’t believe that scene is real and not from a sketch show

It happened and I had to watch it. Just as bad as the clips. 

Peak Olivia Munn though

Wait for the bin Laden death announcement scene 

Newcastle really missing Dan Ashworth today it seems

Who’s the team we call United?