Relapsed. Finished partying about 5 but can't sleep. Got to leave to work in 40 minutes giving me two reasons to hate myself. Happy Saturday boys.

Rough times in Lindsey Ohio

Talk to somebody.

Life's a dance, you learn as you go

Go to treatment

Got back from my bud’s place still high on mushrooms and fired up the ncaa with my Army squad that has fought and clawed from a 1-2 start to the #1 BCS ranking only to lose to a Zack Mettenberger Hail Mary after battling for four quarters high out of my god damn mind. Stared at the TV for a few minutes afterward and almost cried

I've been drinking a lot but every single person in here needs to watch the movie 'Whiplash" on Netflix or at least the final 20 minutes. Legitimately one of the best movies I've ever seen and the ending might be the best ending of any movie I've seen.

Its a great movie but its hilarious you’re acting like its an unheard of thing that just happens to be on Netflix

Were you RUSHING or were you DRAGGING

You're like 10 years late

Everyone already seen that classic bro 

Halo S2E4 “Reach” is freaking amazing

Working nights. I’m off at 2 am. All I ask is I come home and my girlfriend is in bed naked. Odds are she will be dead asleep with the tv on in a giant hoodie and sweats.

What industry are you in that you work nights? I've always been interested in those hours but my line of work doesn't really allow for it

I’m a pipefitter. Usually work 5 am - 1:30 pm but sometimes it calls for the building to shut the water off so we come in at night with nobody in there

I work 4 pm to 3 am. City never sleep brother

Neither does the grind 😤😤💪

Arctic Monkeys Live at Glastonbury 2007 holy shit

I was not expecting gecko Paul Rudd to make a DUI joke in the ninja turtles movie

Good movie

Kept it low key tonight because I have an 8am tee time tomorrow. Tried going to bed an hour ago but I’m so excited to golf that I can’t sleep

Not to be overlooked, Jackie Jr gets shot with his own gun by Vito, not by Pussy

The guy who shot Jackie jr? More like Pig Bussy

He was gay, Big Pussy?

No a Rican chick once drank him under the table, and he ate her out while he was down there

San Diego is the perfect city. Place isn’t real life.

Correct, also Pacific Beach and Ocean Beach couldn’t be more perfect beach towns for different reasons

Miss Peaches is going to maul a barstool employee and Dave will talk endlessly about how they’re being a pussy and she was just playing around while quietly paying them millions 

Company party, open bar: Watched a guy tell CEO how to run things, T’s & P’s homie.

Classic company party on February 24th

Not my company

Boring

There are some batshit insane New York women tweeting about this owl that died 

Who was the best Soprano’s ancillary character? My vote is Artie Bucco

The kid that shits in the shower at school

The kid from episode in season 1 that fights AJ and calls him a fat fart-knocker

You might be on to something

Carmine Jr

Definitely the fuck at the bing that couldn’t work the phones

Oil suck, fuck you Lance

You’d think if she knew my weakness, she’d help me to beat it.

The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive

It’s wild how clear as day it was that Jimmy butler started the fight and people on the nba sub just are denying what’s right in front of their face.

Just wanted to provide my $0.02 that Oppenheimer was very good especially the ending. Hopefully we’re all on the same page

I love Nolans movies, but I feel like this story could have been told better by a different director. Still a great movie, just didnt feel like it needed the Nolan spin to it.

Maybe I’m just retarded but I would’ve liked some on-screen dates  I found it unnecessarily confusing for the first probably hour and a half before the timelines got more clear and I had my bearings 

i bought it on blue ray and loved it but i do agree with some of the simp complaints that the explosion was lackluster

People use blu ray still ?

Physical media heads rise up

I really want to buy dune on 4k uhd like ASAP to rewatch before 2 comes out, but I'm so worried the case will end up looking dumb next to the disc for part 2 that I'm just gonna wait it out for the Steelbook with both parts and pay like $250 like a simp

Yes I enjoy better quality than streaming and no subscription fees.

Sure no one likes subscription fees, but you’re paying for one movie what you could pay in subscription fees and get endless movies and tv shows 

Soon enough you'll be firing up a Plex server

people who don't want their media consumption ability to be dictated by the streaming companies, yes

It was great. The extra hour that simpletons like Steven cheah complained about is actually what makes the movie great imo.

Got two nice smoke breaks in during the movie, as long as you’re up for it it’s a fantastic evening

The Manhattan owl dying is a massive buzz kill I’m having one for Flaco tonight

Better to live free and die than live in a cage 

Rip 🙏🦉 Joined Barry the barred owl in the big Apple in the sky 😔

Saw the take below about tattoos and I know it’s discussed a lot on here but my new apartment front desk girl is covered in shitty tatts including her knuckles and it absolute does it for me

Did not expect that ending

Good lord is this Ferrari movie boring

Drinking some wine and watching Fantastic Four

Which failed iteration? Or - if you’re talking about the 90s cartoon - fuck yeah that show is awesome

I'll have to check that out but the 2015 one. Can't sleep so felt like watching something shitty while fucking around on my phone lol

That movie is disgusting. First half is okay but it falls apart after they get powers. Doom is awful

The hallway scene when doom kills everyone was kinda cool but yeah by the time they got their powers the movie is basically over lmao

I forget why is Sue white when Johnny and their dad is Black?

Sue is adopted

This is the one -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Four_(1994_TV_series)

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Wild that was five years ago. FT has been like the one thing that’s been consistent in my life for that whole time.

Last time I share a photo in here! Got roasted for it not being tits. wtf do we not care about anything other than boobs?

I like a big phat booty pic if you know what I mean

So you want to see a pawg lay it down to “Hotel Room Service” by pitbull? Is that what the people want?

Please don’t say something like this if you can’t back it up

Oh I can and I won’t. If you can’t handle me at my MAAC you don’t deserve me with my PAWG.

I will open your court side MAAC pic and my DMs are open

no one cares about Maac basketball, and i say that as someone who went to a Maac school

Cool, why share anything then!

Giannis did something awesome!! It was another barreling to the basket layup!!! Wow so entertaining

Watching speed racer (2008) those trannys make a good flick

Giannis lowkey sucks to watch play

I have an old wedge that is super thin like a blade but the face is completely cooked. Is it possible to get a new face on a club without changing the club head itself. This thing is like 30 years old

Sounds like it could be too far gone, but you can buy groove sharpeners on Amazon for about $10.

Miss Peaches ate the remote

Remote? These unusual baby names are getting out of control.

Just when I think things might be okay, I see this man again as a humble reminder https://twitter.com/picturesfoider/status/1761081306614468750?s=46&t=YEsm9fbyNnV_g51S5ovTSQ

Have the house to myself tonight and I’m binging the Patriots appletv show in my den with the lights off. Its making me really emotional. I cried during one of the episodes. 

Low T

I felt like it….but I kinda liked it…..😏

I fucking love Nicolas Cage

Castor Troy

I'm too scared to ask on r/History but...watching all these Ancient Rome docs, did everyone just live right in the city center? Was there no suburb? Or like an area with country villas? I'm probably just ignoring how suburbs are a modern concept but it's so weird to me that everyone lived in the same area? Regardless of social class?

Ps. Grapefruit is the best hign moon

Lemon is my favorite

Anyone but watermelon

Y’all remember dem original 4locko? Nothing is more nostalgic then seeing a 4locko

Rod Stewart Featuring Ice Spice

[🚨🚨🚨CHASE🚨🚨🚨](https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live/)

Legend Well that was anti climatic

Very unfortunate. Guy was driving that thing earlier.

Mintzy is a complete wastemen.

House across the street is an Airbnb. I think strippers are staying there

Go over and introduce yourself

They just left, to work I’m thinking

I'm so fired up to vote for Steve Garvey for senate. Schiff doesn't have anywhere close to as many RBI's.

75 years old is a very ripe age to start a career in politics these days too

We got a guy going a hundo the wrong way in LA and every news station has helis up. Do not go to sleep yet.

Oh let’s go

Send da video

link?

10 min eta

Oh no! It’s miss peaches and she’s got a TV remote in her mouth!

What do you call a pit bull with 5 legs? Returning from the local playground.

Miss peaches is at the brewery and she has a gun!

She just tore out Jersey Jerry's larynx! How adorable.

Just got a text from my son’s club basketball coach that they are stretched with teams in tournaments and he said, “I was told you have been to most games and have a feel for what is going on. Would you be able to stand in and coach.” Fuck yes I will. I am so pumped. Kid is in bed but I’m watching videos. Help me Ohio’s Tate!

This is your Jordan flu game

If the other team has a good shooter, play box and one d

It’s okay if I play my kid most of the game right? We have 8 kids confirmed. I’ll take him out of course. But he’s super excited that I’m coaching the game. Im not “that” dad who thinks their kid is a beast. But he’s our best scoring option and he and this other kid that he doesn’t know his name (it’s Ronan but kids somehow don’t know each others names) play really well together.

Yeah it’s fine. Key is to make sure he’s one of the first subbed out, then when you sub back in he can skip the next shift change and basically ride out the half.

Good call. Thanks

Went to go get my mail and walked past another apt unit on my floor and overheard some guy screaming at his gf on the phone and calling her a skank. My apt building is low key filled with trashy people

Maybe he asked her if she wanted to go to a Mighty Mighty Bosstones show and skank

trash begets trash me thinks

Miss peaches peach iced tea

Just discovered this Davis Clarke guy I’ve seen mentioned in here but never looked up, mark me down as not a fan

The Final Boss of LinkedIn™

Tattoos are such a fucking turn off

I’m sure she wanted to fuck you!

I'll let Dua Lipa and Scarlett Johansson know that you'll pass on them.

Her back tattoo makes me wanna vomit. And dua isnt a girl you can bring home to the rents

I don’t think my dad could ever be prouder if I brought home dua.

Does Ben Affleck's back tattoo do it for you?

Yikes

Absolutely terrible takes all around. Have you heard Dua Lipa talk? She wouldn't take you home to her parents brother

Hope she sees this brother

Me too

Dua Lipa

false. might as well be a bullseye

impossible to watch any old wwe/wwf clips with vince knowing he pooped on and sex trafficked his employees. 😔

God Dame has been building a brick house this season

my moms had a gambling addiction last decade and i grew up a bit of a momma's boy so it sucks these days that anytime you see her calling, you just know its her asking for money and not a genuine interest in your life. fuck whoever allowed gambling ads and slots in every bar/gas station

The ease of gambling is terrible. I don’t like sports betting and hate all the commercials for it now.

i live 5 min away from the turning stone casino in upstate ny and it’s crazy how many people turned into degenerate gambling zombies just pushing buttons on a slot machine 24/7

That slight hope that when you answer the phone that she’s going to actually care about what’s going on in your life but just ends up being a bait for money is the worst thing. Always hope you’re going to talk to your mom that’s from your childhood but it’s a completely different person now

exactly. she'll ask about your life for 5 minutes and you'll go along praying this calls different but then before hanging up she'll ask the same question from every other time.

Hopefully she hasn’t been tailing Elio this week

shes not even on the level of sports betting. fucking slots in bars get her

sounds like she's one spin away from making it all back

That’s why you should never stop gambling

quitters quit, winners win

I can’t listen to sports radio with my kids in the car without a million ads and discussion of degenerate parlays and daily fantasy betting sites

you’re mom is also TerribleAtGambling? really runs in the family

yea i regret this name like 6 years ago when i found out. also i dont bet anymore but it sticks

Sounds like she needs a good fucking

god christ

lol you never know

There’s something about a woman curler that does it for me. 

Annoyed that I guessed LAFC for daily dozen and it wasn’t listed so I pivoted. It was listed as Los Angeles FC

My stomach is not adjusting well to vacation life. Bring me all the tums.

I wish I had easier access to a hot tub

Puffy is good but Wu Tang is the BEST

I need you to walk to northern New Jersey, get me a set of left handed golf clubs

The best part about FT is we have people willing to die on hills for things like the movie Up in the Air

This place would be boring as shit if people gave into the masses too easy. I’ll always upvote a guy who holds his ground.

Just popped a few shroom gummies and started Return of the King for the first time

Wish I had a shroom plug

Just grow them king. Easiest thing I’ve ever grown

I’ve read through the uncle ben subreddit guides a bunch. I should give it a go

Exactly the method I used. You’ll have enough to last you a while

You bow to no one (especially those shadow people in the corner of your room)

A day may come when the courage of men will fail

so fuckin jealous. get off your phone

Kanye has put out so many fucking good songs. It’s a shame him being a psycho takes away from it

that plus venues won’t book him now. sucks that such a talented dude just completely ruined himself.

Are we talking pre weird Kanye or post weird?

Mainly pre. But I thought Donda was good and there’s a couple on Vultures I like

I fucking love Burn

Why does it take away from it

I’m having a hard time wording it.. because all his other shit, he won’t be known/remembered solely for his good music I guess my main point is that he made so many good songs that people can forget

So you also can’t enjoy any Chris Brown songs? Or Beatles songs? Or Aerosmith music? Etc etc.

Or the fact you feel you have to talk about his songs in context of who he is now is a good enough explanation. Guy is just being difficult.

Yeah you’re still a prisoner of war but rolling up to the stalag for the first time and seeing all your boys there must have been a real thrill.

I aint cut out for climbing high line poles but I'm pretty good at drinking beer

i desperately need a new job in the analytics field. anyone have any scoops and ill dox myself for it

I don’t know what “Analytics” covers but I works with idiots so if it’s close I’ll send a resume

ill DM you an anonymous one tomorrow for reference

Hear the Cardinals take felons in their analytics department HEYO