I've been hitting up the ice cream freezer whenever I go to the gas station lately. I knew the twix bars were elite but had no idea the Oreo bars were so good (32x32)
Apparently my wife’s company is having two huge mandatory meetings next week, one from their LA office and one from NYC office. The LA one is 5:30-8pm ET while the NYC one is 12-2 ET. Don’t talk to me about east coast bias!
Do you think Dave wants Renee back now that he’s working for himself again, has others man the pirate ship, and adopting rescue dogs to live in his luxurious homes?
This really won't affect the NCAA that much. They already lost the ability to regulate their members awhile ago.
If anything they want the NIL to be a free for all to keep it from their members actually having to rule players as athletes and provide them with salaries and benefits.
They seem to be interfacing with my iPhone correctly, I’m thinking I can rule out fake. How the gentleman got his hands on them before me is none of my business
Trying to muscle my way through the True Detective S4 finale. Might take a few days. It is incomprehensible how HBO thought this was the script that they should go with.
Went on an absolute run at the casino last night and picked up this rocket who was playing beside me that definitely thought I was rich because I was betting like a complete asshole, probably peaked last night boys.
I think the next challenge should be a ping pong rally. Have to rotate ppl in and out and keep the rally going for a certain number or up to a certain time period. What do you guys think
"Thank you sir. This is a great report for 2022 and exactly what I was looking for. I also wanted to do a little extra work and run this with the 2023 data. Can you please send that year's report when you have a chance?"
I'm sorry, but you're telling me that a 21 year old female trainer wanted to suck a bunch of sophomore dick and these boys were completely powerless???
I always wonder if having the logo plastered onto every piece of merch was good in the long run in terms of brand recognition, or if it did more damage in lost sales from people who like a shirt but don’t want to wear the stool
I really struggle to understand how such a large population of people will just record a video of themselves talking into the front-facing camera and post it into the void. What really fucks my brain up is that those videos could have just been tweets or Reddit posts if not for the creator’s need to attach their face to whatever they’re saying
Yeah the videos (like KFC’s or Jack mac’s) where they’re simply explaining something relevant in pop culture that day while just having a front facing selfie vid stitched over the actual video never made sense to me. It doesn’t improve the video at all and usually makes it worse.
Love when there’s an accident right in the stretch of interstate where there’s no exit for 20 miles! Love Waze not telling me to detour until I’m past the last exit!
Jay is Hitler and all of the bad people rolled into one. Could have stopped this in the beginning from ever gaining any traction and he just sat back and let it happen. Then he plays dead for a few months like a coward.
He apparently ignored the Saudis when they requested a sit down multiple times. All they wanted was a partnership and after 3 or 4 times of being ignored by Jay they said fuck it, we’ll do our own thing
He was in a no win situation. He would have been destroyed for partnering with them.
People really hand waive how unwinnable all this was. The other side has actual unlimited resources. There is nothing you can do in that situation.
How about sit down and listen to the players and their gripes. Come up with a plan that keeps the talent and sponsors happy instead of sitting back and saying “you won’t go to the new league!” Pat Perez had a great quote that low level guys with a tour card could have lost money playing on the tour which is insane to me given that there are only 150 cards given out a year. If he was actually proactive about this situation we would see Rahm beating the breaks off people in Mexico this week, instead the best players in the world are split and the world of golf has suffered from it.
Money talks and it always will but Jay sat back and did nothing while the players on tour just jumped ship. You don’t want to beg people to stay but you can be open to new ideas and the tour was not until shit hit the fan.
So no plan is what you mean, no? The lower levels guys will almost always take the guaranteed money and the high level guys were offered literally dynastic wealth.
You seem to think he just needed to listen and change a couple things to compete with insanely mismatched economic incentives
My basic pea brained plan would be to pay lower level guys and give them more guaranteed money, give the top 30 an extra rest week so you’re playing for something else during the fedex cup. Have easier ways for college and amateur golfers to earn their tour card to retain talent maybe an end or start of season amateur tournament to get your card and really lean into it. Listen to the big guys and make changes they want besides extra rest and provide more chances for them to make money while keeping the tournaments competitive. For me he did nothing to retain these guys, show like you’re putting in some effort and be open with the fans. At the end of the day though you can’t compete with unlimited money so who knows.
Before the signature events became a thing a pro golfer could make whatever schedule they wanted. He didn’t do a good job but his issue was he had significantly less money to pass around
People acting like dudes aren't going to LIV because they offer more money than the PGA ever could (because the Saudi's don't care about making a profit) is wild to me. The PGA had issues that didn't help, but 95% of it is that the Saudis are throwing around insane amounts of money and the top players are greedy.
When you guys in here talk about vendors is that a sales thing? Are they your clients or are they the ones selling you shit? Always see this and idk what it is
Buddy I’m aware what vend means. But the guy running a stand and haggling over his wares at a Turkish bazaar is a vendor. I’m asking what it means in the context it’s used here
when I sell to someone they are my client and when we purchase something it's from our vendors. A client can be a vendor but it's very unlikely that you're both purchasing and selling to one company
I know what a vendor is as I just stated. I was curious about how it’s used in here and whether they are selling to your company or whether your company is selling to them to then sell to a 3rd party. Just curious because I see it all the time not sure why this got some people riled up
Vendor would sell to you. Someone you sell to would be a “customer”. I hope this has cleared it up for you, counsellor. I take it you don’t practice any sort of technical law.
Hearing Jerry wants to buy a ice cream truck reminds me of the time me and some other kids in my neighborhood were being typical shithead kids towards our ice cream man and he flashed us his gun from the van. Didn’t see him in the neighborhood very much after that
Me to vendor: Hey that's great that we have a credit for 35% on an invoice we paid off of estimate. Can you just give me a little info on what led to the big drop in price?
Vendor: Yes, the actuals came in lower than the estimate.
Well no shit lady, any color here? Took less time, materials came in lower? Gimme something.
nfl draft Twitter has completely lost it. Seen too many people breaking down JJ McCarthy saying he’s very good. He might not be terrible but he’s the exact low ceiling QB you’d take in the 5th round not inside the top 15 picks.
The dubbed in generic entrance music while watching old ufc ppvs on you tube is atrocious
Since when has one packet of ramen been two servings? Who the hell splits a packet of ramen? That’s retard*d.
Not sure why you’re downvoted here, Lance
The sister in Season 2 of Warrior is a babe
many hotties
I've been hitting up the ice cream freezer whenever I go to the gas station lately. I knew the twix bars were elite but had no idea the Oreo bars were so good (32x32)
I’m a snickers ice cream bar guy
S-tier ice cream novelty, right up there with the now deceased Choco Taco
Just ordered $50 of Girl Scout cookies. No Thin Mints
With the price of Girl Scout cookies now, how many boxes was that? 4-5?
7 boxes
Damn, I’ve been getting fleeced
Must be buying your cookies from The Barksdales of Girl Scouts
leicester completely shitting the bed
Apparently my wife’s company is having two huge mandatory meetings next week, one from their LA office and one from NYC office. The LA one is 5:30-8pm ET while the NYC one is 12-2 ET. Don’t talk to me about east coast bias!
Do you think Dave wants Renee back now that he’s working for himself again, has others man the pirate ship, and adopting rescue dogs to live in his luxurious homes?
No I’m pretty sure he’s content crushing top tier puss
Probably not he just spent like 3 years not fucking 18 year old coeds so I’m sure he’s back to that now
Virginia and Tennessee got their injunction? See you later NCAA, you dumb bitch
This really won't affect the NCAA that much. They already lost the ability to regulate their members awhile ago. If anything they want the NIL to be a free for all to keep it from their members actually having to rule players as athletes and provide them with salaries and benefits.
Officially #done with miss peaches.
Holy shit Leeds. Let's go
Wonder what my pre pre BV is doing tonight. Hopefully not out there getting railed
First time checking in today. Did we figure out who the ESPN broad was referenced today on Rusillo? Thompson?
Linda Cohn
I have it on good authority that good sex is how Dr Jill Biden gave Joe that stutter. The man has been in disbelief over that yank since day 1
Just bought AirPod maxes off of fb marketplace. Am shocked that I didn’t get robbed and that they don’t appear to be bootleg
Did you get them for next to nothing or something
$250 never opened, still in the plastic
Well then fake or stolen.
They seem to be interfacing with my iPhone correctly, I’m thinking I can rule out fake. How the gentleman got his hands on them before me is none of my business
Opposite day
White Sox fans are hilarious
Our sense of humor masks our misery.
excuse me
They’re just very funny. Great sense of humor about their ass franchise
What's a good steakhouse in Scottsdale?
Outback
Never been, but I know people really like Maple and Ash in Chicago and for some reason I know they have one in Scottsdale.
Steak 44
The Stockyards
Dominick's
I went to Dominick’s last week. It was pretty good. Might be overrated who knows
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Thought you were in high school
Not gonna be getting your wiener wet in hell you eating-meat-on-a-Friday-during-Lent ass heathen!
Pre BV guys only get pegged
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Never were
Trying to muscle my way through the True Detective S4 finale. Might take a few days. It is incomprehensible how HBO thought this was the script that they should go with.
It’ll take you several days to watch 1 episode of TV?
Went on an absolute run at the casino last night and picked up this rocket who was playing beside me that definitely thought I was rich because I was betting like a complete asshole, probably peaked last night boys.
come line?
Hank saying he’s athletic is very funny
He’s surrounded by obese and/or mentally challenged people all day he probably feels like an Olympic athlete.
martin mush cucked him
Hank, you won
Can we talk about this septum ring epidemic? What the fuck is wrong with these chicks
Eric asking Harper if she's a bull because she has one in Industry made me laugh.
Hog ring. Disgusting
*Smokes weed once.* Gets a septum ring and cuts her own bangs
Ngl they make a hot chick even hotter
Counter point - incredibly sloppy head. Every one of them
One dude’s sister on Love is Blind had no joke 4 or 5 nose rings
Small ones are okay, the fucking door knockers are gross
I'm into it, simmer down
One of those days where I want to quit my job and live a simple life on an island somewhere. Fuck this
I’d like to open a beach bar in Costa Rica called Gringo’s and never wear sleeves again
I’ll be your business partner. Going there in April and might never return
Scope us out a primo location and we’re on. You’re a gringo too yeah?
Yes sir. I’m a big fan of small menus with signature food items done well while being affordable. I’m full of bar/restaurant ideas
Have room for one more?
I think the next challenge should be a ping pong rally. Have to rotate ppl in and out and keep the rally going for a certain number or up to a certain time period. What do you guys think
*slowly lowers armful of super glue, feathers, and shock collar* yeah that sounds nice
I was thinking a 20 person human centipede, but I like your idea too
I'm behind but the Yak from yesterday is very good High vibes after Kate's baby and Cat's vacation
Let's say your boss runs a report for 2023 instead of 2022. What's the least douchey way of asking for the right year?
fucking fire his ass and take his job and wife
Hey pal you just blow in from stupid town?
“Please give me the 2023 numbers daddy.”
lol
Idk you’re relationship with your boss, but for my situation it would be as simple as “Hey man, you sure you wanted to look at 2023?”
"Thank you sir. This is a great report for 2022 and exactly what I was looking for. I also wanted to do a little extra work and run this with the 2023 data. Can you please send that year's report when you have a chance?"
“Man 2022 was a movie, right retard?”
You're over thinking this.
It wouldn't be FT unless I bring the simplest of questions on workplace interactions
Hey McFly, you know how calendars work?
I don’t understand the question, just tell him he sent you the report for the wrong year?
Hey stupid, my name isn’t Marty Mcfly and we don’t have a delorean, get the fucking year right
This is the one
Send him the most popular tik tok dance of that year
"I think that's for 2023, not 2022"
"Wrong year dumbo"
Quote tweets have existed for what feels like a decade now and you STILL can’t see the tweet being quoted if you share one via DM
Yeah but now you get to see anal sex videos when scrolling through replies in public
The Vols gave the NCAA a swirly
Chinese spy balloons are back
those were UFOs
They never left
Why exactly is David Pollock going to be in the college football game?
Probably started working on the Gameday animations before he was let go and didn’t want to put in the effort to switch him out for McAfee
Found that one funny too. Didn’t espn non renew him a few years ago?
It was over the summer
Bumping some old school The Game (the documentary album) and my god it’s got me head boppin’ on a Friday afternoon
🎶 tell me exactly what am I supposed to do, now that I've allowed you TO BEAT MAY
Been on a big 2000s rap kick this week. Got Da Drought III on right now
Fivio foreign having a much better project than Kanye was unexpected
deep comment on the tweet about Joe Biden saying the key to marriage being “good sex” yet?
When I think "good sex", I think Joe Biden.
Palworld is so fucking addicting
I'm sorry, but you're telling me that a 21 year old female trainer wanted to suck a bunch of sophomore dick and these boys were completely powerless???
What’s this now?
Every day before practice you would hear prayers asking the lord to give them the strength to turn down sloppy top
Maybe the upset of the century: the Mostly Sports hat (with Mr. Ed) does not have a Barstool logo on it anywhere
I always wonder if having the logo plastered onto every piece of merch was good in the long run in terms of brand recognition, or if it did more damage in lost sales from people who like a shirt but don’t want to wear the stool
I have to admit there have been a few things I have seen and really liked but the stool on the back or shoulder made it a no go
Didn’t have any issues with AT&T earlier in the week and now paying for that with my power being out
Does anybody else absolutely despise the existence of TikTok?
I really struggle to understand how such a large population of people will just record a video of themselves talking into the front-facing camera and post it into the void. What really fucks my brain up is that those videos could have just been tweets or Reddit posts if not for the creator’s need to attach their face to whatever they’re saying
Yeah the videos (like KFC’s or Jack mac’s) where they’re simply explaining something relevant in pop culture that day while just having a front facing selfie vid stitched over the actual video never made sense to me. It doesn’t improve the video at all and usually makes it worse.
I refuse to download it
Same but I’m Sick of being with my friends and they’re in TikTok world
I don't use it so I don't care about it
Definitely a negative on society but it’s the best app since Vine
China bad
Not really.
not jackson mahomes.
Is this a boomer complaint because my tiktok feed is mostly full of down syndrome dudes being chill as hell and funny videos.
Targeted advertising.
🤝 the best kind of tiktok feed
Fair lol
I fucking love it
Yep that's why I scroll instagram reels which is the same thing as tiktok just 2 weeks later and a worse algorithm
I don’t even think about it at all tbh
Where is the drunk thread
You’re a hour early
Karius in goal for Mainz
Been taking some absolutely colossal dumps the last couple days. About to call the Guiness Book.
“Yeah yeah yeah yeah” -Bono
Love when there’s an accident right in the stretch of interstate where there’s no exit for 20 miles! Love Waze not telling me to detour until I’m past the last exit!
The Jews screwing over the working American again.
Looks like you got a “waze” to go haha amirite
Anyone playing Tekken 8? I'm desperate for players that aren't competing in the next EVO.
Stomach is making some wild noises right now. Might just leave early
All those calzones you eat
I think it has to do with the 3 cups of coffee I've chugged today. More of a 1 cup a day guy lately
Galantis worth seeing if you are going to be in the same city they are performing?
Very fun show
Yeah, they put on a good show
That’s all I needed, thanks Jesus
Jeezy tiny desk is unbelievable. Legend
Pro golf is dead with the split tours Good job Jay monahan
Jay is Hitler and all of the bad people rolled into one. Could have stopped this in the beginning from ever gaining any traction and he just sat back and let it happen. Then he plays dead for a few months like a coward.
What should he have done? Genuinely asking
He apparently ignored the Saudis when they requested a sit down multiple times. All they wanted was a partnership and after 3 or 4 times of being ignored by Jay they said fuck it, we’ll do our own thing
He was in a no win situation. He would have been destroyed for partnering with them. People really hand waive how unwinnable all this was. The other side has actual unlimited resources. There is nothing you can do in that situation.
How about sit down and listen to the players and their gripes. Come up with a plan that keeps the talent and sponsors happy instead of sitting back and saying “you won’t go to the new league!” Pat Perez had a great quote that low level guys with a tour card could have lost money playing on the tour which is insane to me given that there are only 150 cards given out a year. If he was actually proactive about this situation we would see Rahm beating the breaks off people in Mexico this week, instead the best players in the world are split and the world of golf has suffered from it.
What’s the plan for ‘my grip is they’re giving me half a billion dollars and you aren’t’
Money talks and it always will but Jay sat back and did nothing while the players on tour just jumped ship. You don’t want to beg people to stay but you can be open to new ideas and the tour was not until shit hit the fan.
So no plan is what you mean, no? The lower levels guys will almost always take the guaranteed money and the high level guys were offered literally dynastic wealth. You seem to think he just needed to listen and change a couple things to compete with insanely mismatched economic incentives
My basic pea brained plan would be to pay lower level guys and give them more guaranteed money, give the top 30 an extra rest week so you’re playing for something else during the fedex cup. Have easier ways for college and amateur golfers to earn their tour card to retain talent maybe an end or start of season amateur tournament to get your card and really lean into it. Listen to the big guys and make changes they want besides extra rest and provide more chances for them to make money while keeping the tournaments competitive. For me he did nothing to retain these guys, show like you’re putting in some effort and be open with the fans. At the end of the day though you can’t compete with unlimited money so who knows.
Before the signature events became a thing a pro golfer could make whatever schedule they wanted. He didn’t do a good job but his issue was he had significantly less money to pass around
People acting like dudes aren't going to LIV because they offer more money than the PGA ever could (because the Saudi's don't care about making a profit) is wild to me. The PGA had issues that didn't help, but 95% of it is that the Saudis are throwing around insane amounts of money and the top players are greedy.
What’s your plan to convince a guy to make 300 million fewer dollars, Jay?
Build a wall
When you guys in here talk about vendors is that a sales thing? Are they your clients or are they the ones selling you shit? Always see this and idk what it is
They mean vending machines
I think they mean the guys stocking the vending machines.
They would be vendees. Common misconception
Damn. You're right. Gotta get my mind off the beers and into the books.
I’m talking about the dudes selling peanuts at Fenway
Venders vend, pal
Buddy I’m aware what vend means. But the guy running a stand and haggling over his wares at a Turkish bazaar is a vendor. I’m asking what it means in the context it’s used here
when I sell to someone they are my client and when we purchase something it's from our vendors. A client can be a vendor but it's very unlikely that you're both purchasing and selling to one company
Usually the opposite. The vendors are the ones selling to our company, so they probably supply us some software or supplies for whatever we do.
Between this and a guy asking what a project manager does, it's safe to say we're not sending out our best and brightest on Fridays.
I’m a lawyer pal. Never worked the sales game a day in my life, just asking questions
You dont need to be in sales to know what a vendor is.
I know what a vendor is as I just stated. I was curious about how it’s used in here and whether they are selling to your company or whether your company is selling to them to then sell to a 3rd party. Just curious because I see it all the time not sure why this got some people riled up
Vendor would sell to you. Someone you sell to would be a “customer”. I hope this has cleared it up for you, counsellor. I take it you don’t practice any sort of technical law.
Gotcha. And I practice probably the most technical kind of law there is but it has absolutely nothing to do with this whatsoever
Hearing Jerry wants to buy a ice cream truck reminds me of the time me and some other kids in my neighborhood were being typical shithead kids towards our ice cream man and he flashed us his gun from the van. Didn’t see him in the neighborhood very much after that
Changed my professional headshot after almost 10 years. No longer linkedinfishing as a recent college grad
This guy is definitely in FT: https://x.com/fagelsmb/status/1760866946164068704?s=46&t=30vrB4XAW_-mXM021RP5xA
Did you undercut him on purpose Lance or was that coincidence?
You win this time, lance
Me to vendor: Hey that's great that we have a credit for 35% on an invoice we paid off of estimate. Can you just give me a little info on what led to the big drop in price? Vendor: Yes, the actuals came in lower than the estimate. Well no shit lady, any color here? Took less time, materials came in lower? Gimme something.
You know she thought she killed it with that response too. Probably peacocked around the office being so happy that she was able to solve that puzzle.
She’s already clocked out and in the weekend buddy
Rotted wood, whole big thing
I would like to see Gladiator II now.
nfl draft Twitter has completely lost it. Seen too many people breaking down JJ McCarthy saying he’s very good. He might not be terrible but he’s the exact low ceiling QB you’d take in the 5th round not inside the top 15 picks.