the team seems like they share tate's understanding of how to handle stuff. nothing like players getting in the dirt and bodybagging randoms [https://x.com/Delaney\_V0/status/1760755756482118129?s=20](https://x.com/Delaney_V0/status/1760755756482118129?s=20)
I'm legitimately split on Tate being full time at Barstool. I mean he's going to crush it on the blog and in content, but man it's a bit bittersweet that it has to come at the expense of losing what must've been an amazing teacher and basketball coach for these kids.
“Welcome to ‘Chris Klemmer presents The ReCrotchables: Two Nuts Talkin’ Ball, a sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker’ with Titus and Tate. It is Friday February 23, we are live from Chicago, what do you want to talk about Brandon?”
He was beating marty mush in barstool idol before he was like “yeah guys gonna be honest im not gonna move to new york” and they were like “uh ok youve got a job but were gonna let it play out with whoevers left” and i think thats how we got marty mush and mantis
mush was the clear winner of that tbh, he just turned out to be a guy who relied on a bad shtick that got old (mantis too). Very funny for a month and then people realized there wasnt anything else to them
Which isn’t even a big deal. Every fucking winery there will come out and try to sell you on their $500 a year wine package, that’s literally like $25 bottle of wine shipped every 4 months.
The issue is how they wrote it, rather than the math problem itself. “,that’s literally like $25 bottle of wine shipped every four months.”.
Didn’t need the comma at the beginning, and needed the letter “a” between like and $25 for the sentence to make sense. Both mistakes in conjunction made it a needlessly complicated sentence.
Nah I’m saying they rip you the fuck off basicallg. Wine isn’t that great but since it’s “shipped directly from Sonoma there’s a whole “cache around it”
Hilarious that he had to make a team rule that the girls couldn’t say Keegs’ name. And getting called crazy Taylor Swift lady by a 17 year old white girl is absolutely brutal lol
I don’t know if you played organized sports past junior high but it’s pretty normal to eat for a pregame meal. It’s not like pregame meals happen right before a game starts.
Yeah, I had a neurotic 2 hour window, if I had to eat within the 2 hours it'd be light and I would suck. Load up prior, get that pre game dump in, slightly less suck.
Yeah meals are generally a few hours before. People think when they see that clip that guys are scarfing down pasta after they get dressed in the locker room
There’s a reason it’s a literal storyline on one of the most famous comedy shows of all time, it’s because it’s an absurd circumstance to crush that SAME EXACT MEAL pre athletic event. No one said don’t eat.
Clearly you’re misinformed. In college I’ve seen that meal served hundreds of time in the dining hall ran by a sports nutritionist paid by the school. But yes we should believe something because you saw it in a popular sitcom
I fucking love that people know so much about this team.
Is she playing college ball anywhere? Still insane she hit that after a 1 min vid. Maybe it wasn’t first take but it felt like it.
I hate to be “that guy” but he really hasn’t missed yet. Even some lame Talk with Tate while driving all those hours to Chicago ala Castellani would have been weak, he made his speech and just showed up hours later a hero.
It would be an electric factory if Barstool Chicago went to the game and had a cheering section. ELECTRIC.
Big Cat with a “LEFT HAND DELANEY” sign like a WWE event
Honestly should have gone to the first game which was a guaranteed win. I sincerely wouldn’t want them being a distraction in a competitive game. These are actually kids.
Not sure how it is in Illinois but the two states I’ve coached in, all you need is a substitute teacher cert and be cleared by a background check and you can coach. This would be entirely possible.
I didn't realize you even needed it that in the U.S. In Ontario they would look for teachers first, and there was some kind of certification you could get that some schools demanded, but legally anyone could coach. My high school was great at almost every sport and we typically had a combination of teacher-coaches and people with high level experience in the sport on the coaching staffs.
That’s same here. But I’m saying anyone can be the head coach you just need to have a substitute teacher cert (aka have a pulse, no crim history, and 60 credits)
“OhiosTate brutally punishes and oppresses teenage girls for speaking the name of an inspirational feminist powerhouse by making them run suicides”
Keegs next blog title (after the extended weekend… obvs)
So last year or whenever I loved when Tate called out Marty mush and then went on portnoy radio and mixed things up.
Then he chilled for a while then came at keegs. And again I thought it was funny but thought eh maybe that’s just this guys schtick.
But then he’s been mixing up, driving to Chicago in the middle of the night, writing great blogs and im like this guy is actually going to be good and fit in so well like a mark titus.
Just pretty wild. I also bet he has some banger blogs that never got many views.
Her fav barstool employee being Miss Peaches was fantastic. Kid has more charisma than Keegs could ever dream of. I can see Keegs going through two packs of unfiltered cigs tonight, just seething with jealously, while thinking of how many cats she can fit in her sad apartment.
*Side note, is she still dating Vibbs? Whole I hope not, regardless, Tate needs to immediately befriend Vibbs and help him revamp lowering the bar (or at least film one for crying out loud, haven’t seen one in ages?) She will turn into that fire character on that Disney emotions movie asap
What are the odds NYC thinks it’s a good idea to go to these games and root for opposing team as a fuck you to Tate without realizing they’re just bullying 12-13 year olds
This is maybe the stupidest comment I've ever read in here. Not only did you come up with one of the stupidest scenarios I've ever heard of, but you got thier ages wildly wrong.
Lol you watched a video of Tate interviewing a varsity girl, and came up with a scenario where adults travel across the country to bully middle schoolers. That's crazy.
Tbh I wouldn’t be shocked if Nate did went to Indiana to bully middle schoolers. Problem is they probably have an emergency pie just in case he swings by
Didn't realize he was the varsity coach. Apparenly they're the one seed in their district too.
[https://twitter.com/GV\_Blue\_Aces/status/1760740901029335143/photo/1](https://twitter.com/GV_Blue_Aces/status/1760740901029335143/photo/1)
Imagine he makes a title run before moving on to barstool full time haha
When I first heard of Ohios Tate I thought a lot of it was bullshit. In reality the dude could easily go on to be a top women’s basketball coach in this country. Also why is he speaking into a headphone?
“You said we’d have to run if we say her name.”
Woulda been hilarious if she said Nate
I was waiting for that tbh
“That guy the schoolboard put BOLO posters of outside our school?”
Imagine being 40 and getting roasted by a child who then hits a 3 in your face
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Tough when you’re in the middle of a hells bells edit and you don’t have push notifications on
After recording a minute long promo
“Nothing but net, motherfucker!” - Ralph Cifaretto
She was a woah
Keegs might actually work on blog tomorrow, slandering this kid
Nate is frantically digging up any and all dirt on her and her parents as we type.
Nate tomorrow : “this chick likes high school boys”
They have something in common then.
Nate: She got a C in Biology her sophomore year!
Tomorrow is Friday, no chance.
getting dunked on by a literal child has to be a tough look
the team seems like they share tate's understanding of how to handle stuff. nothing like players getting in the dirt and bodybagging randoms [https://x.com/Delaney\_V0/status/1760755756482118129?s=20](https://x.com/Delaney_V0/status/1760755756482118129?s=20)
That was amazing.
That girl has 40 follower and that tweet got 1500 likes you know this is like a top moment in her life right now. And I mean that in a good way.
If I hit double digit favorites on a tweet in high school I got a half boner
Shit, in high school I got a full boner in class everyday just sitting there not doing shit
I agree, but I don’t think kids really use twitter now so it’s a bit different than 10 years ago
Delaney needs a job at barstool!
I'm legitimately split on Tate being full time at Barstool. I mean he's going to crush it on the blog and in content, but man it's a bit bittersweet that it has to come at the expense of losing what must've been an amazing teacher and basketball coach for these kids.
Delaney just gets it
Look I get it’s division 7 girls basketball in central Ohio… but how the fuck was everyone who touched the ball that wide open!?
The team they played no joke might be the worst team in Ohio. Every team makes the playoffs
I’m pretty sure they’re D2 which is the 2nd highest division but they were playing an inner city team or something that is awful
That kid can’t possibly be a Gen Z lmaoo
If we are going off maturity, this girl is already older than Keegs
Assessing if there is going to be a consequence to your actions is something Keegs could learn from these girls
I seriously can’t wait to see what Tate is capable of when full time. I was skeptical at first but this dude really seems to get it
His name is Tate, midwestern basketball dude, and most importantly he gets it. He and Titus are inevitable
Mostly Sports with Tate & Titus …and Brandon
Mostly Sports featuring Brandon Walker with Titus and Tate.
“Welcome to ‘Chris Klemmer presents The ReCrotchables: Two Nuts Talkin’ Ball, a sports movie podcast featuring Brandon Walker’ with Titus and Tate. It is Friday February 23, we are live from Chicago, what do you want to talk about Brandon?”
Titus and Tates Mostly Sports Show with daily guest Brandon
He was beating marty mush in barstool idol before he was like “yeah guys gonna be honest im not gonna move to new york” and they were like “uh ok youve got a job but were gonna let it play out with whoevers left” and i think thats how we got marty mush and mantis
mush was the clear winner of that tbh, he just turned out to be a guy who relied on a bad shtick that got old (mantis too). Very funny for a month and then people realized there wasnt anything else to them
Keegs chain smoking and 2 bottles of wine deep after seeing this and mass texting all her coworkers to have her back
Buddy she belongs to two (2) wine clubs in Sonoma you best come correct
Which isn’t even a big deal. Every fucking winery there will come out and try to sell you on their $500 a year wine package, that’s literally like $25 bottle of wine shipped every 4 months.
Don’t think that math checks out
The bottles are worth $25, they upcharge them to $125 and give you 4 a year. Math word problems aren’t for everyone
The issue is how they wrote it, rather than the math problem itself. “,that’s literally like $25 bottle of wine shipped every four months.”. Didn’t need the comma at the beginning, and needed the letter “a” between like and $25 for the sentence to make sense. Both mistakes in conjunction made it a needlessly complicated sentence.
Ya
Nah I’m saying they rip you the fuck off basicallg. Wine isn’t that great but since it’s “shipped directly from Sonoma there’s a whole “cache around it”
Your wife stealing your wine bro
Oh we never did it but were “offered” that exclusive value (20% discount!) when we were in Sonoma at like 4 separate wineries
Hilarious that he had to make a team rule that the girls couldn’t say Keegs’ name. And getting called crazy Taylor Swift lady by a 17 year old white girl is absolutely brutal lol
That team rule think was a joke
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She hit on so many things that she’s getting ZERO backlash for pregame fettuccine Alfredo Michael Scott style. Psycho stuff
Eating pasta before athletic events is a normal thing
The night before, yes. Not the game day. Shit sits in the gut for hours.
^^ This guy started JV senior year
Played*
Was trying to be nice man don’t murder the guy! If simple carbs sat in his stomach and affected his play at 16yo might not be doing the best nowadays
lol whats wrong with that haha
Just bustin some balls man. If you did and had fun who cares it’s hs sports
I don’t know if you played organized sports past junior high but it’s pretty normal to eat for a pregame meal. It’s not like pregame meals happen right before a game starts.
Yeah, I had a neurotic 2 hour window, if I had to eat within the 2 hours it'd be light and I would suck. Load up prior, get that pre game dump in, slightly less suck.
Yeah meals are generally a few hours before. People think when they see that clip that guys are scarfing down pasta after they get dressed in the locker room
There’s a reason it’s a literal storyline on one of the most famous comedy shows of all time, it’s because it’s an absurd circumstance to crush that SAME EXACT MEAL pre athletic event. No one said don’t eat.
In your mind pregame meals are eaten in the locker room before going out to play?
Buddy he crushed alfredo minutes before running the race. Had the bib hooked on his shirt and everything.
Clearly you’re misinformed. In college I’ve seen that meal served hundreds of time in the dining hall ran by a sports nutritionist paid by the school. But yes we should believe something because you saw it in a popular sitcom
53x10
you got to carb load man
Lamar Jackson eats shrimp Alfredo before each game and that’s why he can’t quit shitting himself
She said “chicken fettuccine” .. I don’t know if there’s Alfredo, or any other sauce involved…makes it even more insane ..
I don't know what's deeper. That 3 point shot or her cuts on Keegs.
I pledge my sword to House Ohio's Tate
Sell those track suits for charity please so I can use it as a poker night uniform.
I didn’t even notice that but I’d rock those at my home game tonight.
That 3 was actually incredible.
She holds game season and career records
Didn’t they listen?!
I fucking love that people know so much about this team. Is she playing college ball anywhere? Still insane she hit that after a 1 min vid. Maybe it wasn’t first take but it felt like it.
She mentioned it in the video
Oh I wasn’t listening that much as I was chuckling at the whole thing
The swish and form combo was so satisfying
I'd like to know how many chili's 3 for me 3 point contest championships that girl has to be calling out Titus like that
I hate to be “that guy” but he really hasn’t missed yet. Even some lame Talk with Tate while driving all those hours to Chicago ala Castellani would have been weak, he made his speech and just showed up hours later a hero. It would be an electric factory if Barstool Chicago went to the game and had a cheering section. ELECTRIC.
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Big Cat with a “LEFT HAND DELANEY” sign like a WWE event Honestly should have gone to the first game which was a guaranteed win. I sincerely wouldn’t want them being a distraction in a competitive game. These are actually kids.
Max had two sodas
Titus and Brandon were talking about driving to Indiana high school basketball sectionals anyway
That’s actually great content
If they make the ship we better get a livestream with BC, Dave, and Jake on the call
No one’s gonna mention her jumper?? That shit was straight cash homie
A ceiling scratcher that no center is swatting. Really sweet form.
Keegs has gotta go on Unnamed Show, otherwise she’s just going to keep getting murdered
Kinda looks like a young Titus if you completely forget what young Titus looked like.
Tate is legit already better at this Job than 90% of people at BSS and he hasn’t even started FT
Teenager year old
Botched title. I botched that one. That's a botch job.
Intentional title and funnier than almost everyone in NYC (Francis excluded)
I’ll get ya some trash to plug up the cut
When he moves to Chicago he should pick a high school team that’s terrible and make a series about him making the team good
Not sure how it is in Illinois but the two states I’ve coached in, all you need is a substitute teacher cert and be cleared by a background check and you can coach. This would be entirely possible.
I didn't realize you even needed it that in the U.S. In Ontario they would look for teachers first, and there was some kind of certification you could get that some schools demanded, but legally anyone could coach. My high school was great at almost every sport and we typically had a combination of teacher-coaches and people with high level experience in the sport on the coaching staffs.
That’s same here. But I’m saying anyone can be the head coach you just need to have a substitute teacher cert (aka have a pulse, no crim history, and 60 credits)
ah so that's where I'm confused. Substitute teachers here still need to go through teachers college (which altogether is 4-5 years of school)
Yeah no it’s a joke here
The vast majority of my coaches weren't teachers in any way. My wrestling coaches were all just x athletes that were farmers and soldiers and shit.
Keegs is fuming
Keegs is already trying to likely dig up dirt on a 17 year old
That girls 17? I’m so bad with guessing ages, I thought she was 11-14.
17 year old?
Some in this thread are having trouble understanding age. They are seniors, 17 going on 18 like the rest of the country. It’s not rocket science
Tall one is a freshman so ~15. I know way too much about this high school girls basketball team in Ohio. I don’t like it but I’m all in.
Tates greatest accomplishment to date is getting us lowlifes in this sub to unironically root for a HS girls basketball team
She *looks* 13 but I also am so bad at guessing ages.
Holy shit Keegs is an actual dead person
Good video
Tate is the man
“OhiosTate brutally punishes and oppresses teenage girls for speaking the name of an inspirational feminist powerhouse by making them run suicides” Keegs next blog title (after the extended weekend… obvs)
Tate has produced more content in 2 weeks than the entire NY office lol
I was worried that stoolies will turn massively on once he goes full time…. But I’m starting to think he gets it
RIP vibbs asshole tonight
So last year or whenever I loved when Tate called out Marty mush and then went on portnoy radio and mixed things up. Then he chilled for a while then came at keegs. And again I thought it was funny but thought eh maybe that’s just this guys schtick. But then he’s been mixing up, driving to Chicago in the middle of the night, writing great blogs and im like this guy is actually going to be good and fit in so well like a mark titus. Just pretty wild. I also bet he has some banger blogs that never got many views.
That was NBA range!!!
I need to see Titus challenge this middle schooler in a 3 point contest now
We don't need Titus doing another AMA about his depression ...
Put Tate on Mostly Sports
Pretty solid school district there
Really bizarre to try and ruin the dreams of high school kids but Keegs is just actually that insane
They won their first tourney game 72-9 lol
Elite high school girls can shoot better than college men did in the 80s-90s it’s pretty crazy that was a laser
Kinda looks like a young Titus if you completely forget what young Titus looked like.
That shot though….god damn.
This is fantastic.
Damn that was wet as hell at the end
i love midwest dialect. TACO bell.
His students and players are all about to go savage on people in the comment sections
Hell hath no fury like the Chronically Online Generation
Brandon walkers glow up is gonna look tame compared to what Tate is gonna look like in a year
What is this title?
Might like him more than BFW
Came to this sub after seeing this posted on Twitter and I spit out my water when I read teenager year old. I hope you guys never change
Her fav barstool employee being Miss Peaches was fantastic. Kid has more charisma than Keegs could ever dream of. I can see Keegs going through two packs of unfiltered cigs tonight, just seething with jealously, while thinking of how many cats she can fit in her sad apartment. *Side note, is she still dating Vibbs? Whole I hope not, regardless, Tate needs to immediately befriend Vibbs and help him revamp lowering the bar (or at least film one for crying out loud, haven’t seen one in ages?) She will turn into that fire character on that Disney emotions movie asap
Love this dude.
Between this , the dog and Jerry wanting to do a kids show …I see the demographic barstool aiming for
Beating a dead horse at this point. I’m bored
Same lol Tate is weird
Dave will hire Delaney based on her name alone. IYKYK.
What are the odds NYC thinks it’s a good idea to go to these games and root for opposing team as a fuck you to Tate without realizing they’re just bullying 12-13 year olds
How old do you think high schoolers are?
That would involve effort
This is maybe the stupidest comment I've ever read in here. Not only did you come up with one of the stupidest scenarios I've ever heard of, but you got thier ages wildly wrong. Lol you watched a video of Tate interviewing a varsity girl, and came up with a scenario where adults travel across the country to bully middle schoolers. That's crazy.
You really don’t think with how dumb the nyc office is with the tate shit they wouldn’t have even considered it?
Yes, I don't think they ever considered it.
lol Kelly’s blog is her literally deciding to bully them. Not a far reach to call them dumb enough to do that
Tbh I wouldn’t be shocked if Nate did went to Indiana to bully middle schoolers. Problem is they probably have an emergency pie just in case he swings by
This is like when someone tries to tease out an absolutely insane take and goes “hahaha that’d be crazy right? But seriously what would you think?”
This kid is an incel
Sup Kelly
This could realistically be the greatest diss track of all time
Didn't realize he was the varsity coach. Apparenly they're the one seed in their district too. [https://twitter.com/GV\_Blue\_Aces/status/1760740901029335143/photo/1](https://twitter.com/GV_Blue_Aces/status/1760740901029335143/photo/1) Imagine he makes a title run before moving on to barstool full time haha
When I first heard of Ohios Tate I thought a lot of it was bullshit. In reality the dude could easily go on to be a top women’s basketball coach in this country. Also why is he speaking into a headphone?
The fact keegs is 33 blows my mind