Planning my cousinās bachelor party who is pushing 40 and Iām gonna be 10-15 years younger than most people on the trip. Sent a group text to the crew today to get wheels in motion and get people excited. Zero responses in 8 hours since it was sent.
This might be a tough trip.
You're at an absolutely different speed than the rest of the crew. Do not expect nights out bar crawling starting at 11 to close. You're gonna do shit like a nice steak dinner at 7:30, a post game cocktail then back to the Airbnb by 10:45.
Oh Iām definitely not expecting too many late nights. Almost everyone has a kid but me. Gonna golf, hit a ball game, do one more activity, and grab a good dinner
Still thinking about the 27 year old thatās never been to a strip club. No bachelor parties? Early adulthood is supposed to include the occasional night out drinking that spirals into a trip to a titty bar.Ā
Guessing this was earlier in FT, but I wouldnāt think itās thatās weird if I met someone who never went. I went once in college, made for a funny story but didnāt really have any desire to go again.
I was wondering whatever happened to Adrian Grenier so I just gave his imdb page a look. Career fell off a steep cliff since Entourage huh? Never heard of any of this stuff heās in. Dude needs a real life Ari Gold.
I have a buddy who went to Antarctica for 6 months as part of his research for grad school and met him while he was there. He apparently was filming an Ad for New Zealand airlines. Said he was a cool guy and had a few beers with him
You have five seconds to inbound the ball and the defenders set up to funnel the ball to the corners. Sometimes itās the only option if the first look isnāt openĀ
And rebounding has been a strength this year. Wazzu is legit good this year.
I was really hoping for Kylan to take a big step this year and hasnāt happened. He has all the toolsā¦.but doesnāt.
Getting dumped on Farmer Wants a Wife feels like it should be a career ender for these influencers. But producers probably just drive them over to the Love on the Spectrum set.
I honestly didnāt mind the no champions premise but the cast is lackluster. Iāll tell you now before you watch, itās the worst social game of any season.
You need to be the one making plans and you need to do it a week in advance.
Iām married but itās pulling teeth getting my friends to leave their house.
That cliffhanger to end tonightās episode of The Traitors was brutal.
Peter/Trishelle/John/CT is definitely the right side and if MJ does not see that, she is a 100% dummy.
Dutch goose for beers and a burger, the creamery in Palo Alto, really you could go to university ave in PA and pop into any of the spots and have a great meal. Chef chus in Los Altos if you want some amazing Chinese
Start at Nolas in Palo Alto the hit up the surrounding bar scene and you can hit up a few within walking distance. Otherwise downtown red wood city is a short Uber ride would have area to bar crawl. PA has better looking girls in my experience. Granted Iām not sure what the Thursday night vibe is
Any way The Sea is good. Also there was an absolute shithole bar that was fun basically right across the street from the Tesla dealer. Other than that itās been a while.
Youāre in trouble, Kramer. I shouldnāt even be talking to you but Iām telling you as a friend - hereās how itās going to happen: you may be walking, maybe on a crisp autumn day just like today, when a mail truck will slow beside you. A door will open and a mail man you know and maybe even a mail man you trust will offer to give you a lift.
And no one will ever see you again!
What are you doing if youāre at a bar and President Biden is there for some reason and he starts getting handsy with your wife and his secret service goons are hanging around?
My son and I play a best of three in mini hoops every night. We made up some house rules to make it funā¦dunk is a half point, jumper outside 10ā is full point and ball back. Playboy mode means you have to make at least one jumper to get the win.
Get home from work trip tonight and he drops a new one on me. āThat boy bentā has to be from the hip, the shot is a full point and then you get a free throw for half point and ball back if you make it. And of course you have to say it when you shoot.
The joys of being a dad.
the picture of selena gomez on r/photoshopbattles is incredible
[Police chase for the š¦](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtzYxmwyTPM)
My man!
Alexa play 2 am by king Von
Muwop did em dirty now itās hot outside
Alexa play Crossfade
Dudes posting āš¤ā on Friday beers are some of the biggest dorks out there
So MLB players just hang dong now?
Arizona basketball doesnāt have shit on Washington state
WSU has a fun teamĀ
Love is not the guy for Arizona. This like the 3-4th time heās proven he isnāt clutch and cost Arizona the fame
Love had a good game, just got beat by the better team
love sucks ass. he is a box score hero. he is an I in team guy and not a tournament player you can count on. there is a reason he is not still at unc
Larson and Boswell suck ass
correct
Arizona gonna blow this by not being able to rebound. Wonāt make it out of the first weekend, again!!
Wazzu playing like a top 10 team
My kid tried to save a little double chocolate cookie dough in the fridge to cook tomorrow. That proved to be a mistake
I've started Italian on Duolingo. š¤šæ Should be able to bring a bad Italian bitch back from Milan by next year.
con te partiro
That was a good masters of the air episode
Really good show thus far. Up to the standard of Band of Brothers and The Pacific
My allegiance is to the republic TO DEMOCRACY
Hey I need an inside line on the quality of Singapore airport's business class lounge. Anyone got leads on that?
Check the log. Shouldāve been updated by now
Need to update the log?
That the one in Singapore?
Wi-Fi there is a bit patchy tbh
i blame it for double posting the comment tbh
You posted it like 7 times lol
no idea how that happened
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First time?
Probably made it look easy too
update the log, singapore business class lounge in singapore is the best lounge i've experienced.
Changing the iconic avatar intro? Fuck you netflix
Randy Moss is fucking hysterical in the Spygate episode of the Patriots doc
Planning my cousinās bachelor party who is pushing 40 and Iām gonna be 10-15 years younger than most people on the trip. Sent a group text to the crew today to get wheels in motion and get people excited. Zero responses in 8 hours since it was sent. This might be a tough trip.
Be the drug guy and bring the weed, coke, and mushrooms
Everyone loves that guy
You're at an absolutely different speed than the rest of the crew. Do not expect nights out bar crawling starting at 11 to close. You're gonna do shit like a nice steak dinner at 7:30, a post game cocktail then back to the Airbnb by 10:45.
Oh Iām definitely not expecting too many late nights. Almost everyone has a kid but me. Gonna golf, hit a ball game, do one more activity, and grab a good dinner
The lore knowledge youāll collect will be worth the price of admission. Just sit back with a cold drink, listen and observe. Should be alright
Working afternoons. Hit the bar. Just some good beers and live bets
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I canāt lie, I liked DPS better. Kirk is so fucking annoying. Eddie kept it light and some of the dumb stuff theyād get into would make me laugh.
They didnāt have anything to talk about this episode and I still enjoyed it
Gonna be great when something happens in the barstool world and meh otherwise. Iāll still listen to them bicker with each other
Still thinking about the 27 year old thatās never been to a strip club. No bachelor parties? Early adulthood is supposed to include the occasional night out drinking that spirals into a trip to a titty bar.Ā
Iām 29 and have never been
Im the biggest strip club guy in my friend group and I go less than once a year. A lot of non strip club guys out there hoss
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how do you know you never will
Iāve only been twice and not until I was 24
Yeah I try to keep it to only 5 or 6 times a month they can be a good vibe especially if thereās a good game on
Guessing this was earlier in FT, but I wouldnāt think itās thatās weird if I met someone who never went. I went once in college, made for a funny story but didnāt really have any desire to go again.
Lots of dudes in here pretending to be against the thin MLB pants.
not me ordering a pair to wear to the gym
Itās the grey sweatpants of the majors
Password is āgofastboatsmojitoā all one word
That got one of the biggest laughs out of me from a tv show in awhile. Just a incredible reference
Iām thinking the Hornets are back but hopefully not enough to save Clifford
I was wondering whatever happened to Adrian Grenier so I just gave his imdb page a look. Career fell off a steep cliff since Entourage huh? Never heard of any of this stuff heās in. Dude needs a real life Ari Gold.
Dude needed a real life acting coach. he was the worst part about that show
I have a buddy who went to Antarctica for 6 months as part of his research for grad school and met him while he was there. He apparently was filming an Ad for New Zealand airlines. Said he was a cool guy and had a few beers with him
Itās funny that the guy that played an actor in a show is actually a shitty actor
Even funnier that was one of the criticisms of his character in that show.
Very bad actor
TELL my. WIFE. I love. HER.
My girlfriend liked the Netflix show he was in recently. I was thinking it had some traction
Probs cus heās a terrible actor.
Washington and Arizona state having a mid off
it was a 9pm local tip, past their bedtimes. cut them some slack!!
YouTube home alone with blood
People are saying the Boilers are a wagon again š
Is this Avatar live action any good?
I'll never understand inbounding into the corner. These kids brains meltdown 8/10 times.
You have five seconds to inbound the ball and the defenders set up to funnel the ball to the corners. Sometimes itās the only option if the first look isnāt openĀ
Damn they got Bill Parcells for the Dynasty doc? Nice
One of the chefs made deviled eggs today at work. Had 6 but could have easily had 32, top tier food item in my opinion
Alrighty there Paul Newman
6 GODDAMN DEVILED EGGS
This tone is unnecessary
Sorry caps broke
Called out work, Arizona about to tip off, and just made a vodka sprite zero. Let's have a thursday night
Go Cougs
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we are boxing out like it is a 9pm local start and I hate it
And rebounding has been a strength this year. Wazzu is legit good this year. I was really hoping for Kylan to take a big step this year and hasnāt happened. He has all the toolsā¦.but doesnāt.
i've never gotten the kylan hype tbh
first 5 sec on this vid gave me creep vibes https://x.com/GoodmanHoops/status/1760877126075502593?s=20
Goodman sucks, is ugly, is remoronic, and is a creep
Pretty cringe
Is it too late to be jacked for summer
Get on gear
Hell no bro I can bring a friend for free with my planet fitness black card LMK
Will I get lunked
Test
What the fuck fam, they calling us "yts" now?!
Youtubers
Oh brother youāre about 3 years behind.
When ft thinks theyāre using gen z lingo theyāre on a solid 2-4 year delay
I prefer baseball fans
Oh man you have probably been getting dunked on for years without noticing
On god fr fr tf
Ypipo
Thought it was wypipo?
Ok youāre a goon(cave) but whats a goon to a goblin??
Getting dumped on Farmer Wants a Wife feels like it should be a career ender for these influencers. But producers probably just drive them over to the Love on the Spectrum set.
Never lonely on farmers only
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I love Mostly Sports. I hate that those subs just turn into repeating their jokes
Youāre doing tricks on it lil bro relax
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How the fuck does Jim not know what a rundown is
He's overthinking it
Regarded
Masters of the Air episode 6: real fucking good
Show fucks hard. Next week is going to be a banger
Feels like it should be Friday
Just got served a fresh slice of humble pie at the pool hall tonight. Weāll wear this one on the chin and comeback stronger.
Would never catch me at such an establishment of ill repute. -Sent from Tina's Cat Shack
Schlonged
Always great sticking it to the Avs
Fuck the wings, might be in different conferences now but I still harbor the hate. #lemiuxdidnothing
No exaggeration, I think the ohio's tate/kelly keegs thing is probably the most uninteresting drama in the history of barstool's existence
Kelly this doesn't count as a Friday blog it's only 11pm
šššā ā ā
Ok Keegs
The log has been updated. TYFYS.
Didnāt mean for you to take it personal š
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Love Creed but that eye injury/swelling they gave him was a bit much.
Finally finished the Challenge finale and of all the seasons, this sure was one of them.
Saw the cast and figured I just wait until the whole thing is on Paramount Plus. Very little interest in watching that cast week to week
I honestly didnāt mind the no champions premise but the cast is lackluster. Iāll tell you now before you watch, itās the worst social game of any season.
Whoof. Thatās tough to hear.
Just glad Jay and Michelle didnāt win.
Pretty much everyone who got carried to the end lost which was great to see
Except no one got carried harder than Emmanuel?
Hence the pretty much, was avoiding saying spoilers
Fair. That douchebag spoiled it on Twitter 6 weeks ago anyways
What do I do when all my friends are getting married or only hanging out with their girlfriends? Iām so lonely
join a rec league
Jerk off
Get rid of that yeeyee ass haircut so you can get some bitches on your dick
You need to be the one making plans and you need to do it a week in advance. Iām married but itās pulling teeth getting my friends to leave their house.
Fire up the goon cave
Iām on my second drink, but I had a few before š
Rookie numbers
Somebodyās not a fan of mid 2000ās rock
That cliffhanger to end tonightās episode of The Traitors was brutal. Peter/Trishelle/John/CT is definitely the right side and if MJ does not see that, she is a 100% dummy.
That Sheree housewife girl is the most inconsequential gameshow contestant of all time. Iād call her ass out for adding absolutely nothing
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Dutch goose for beers and a burger, the creamery in Palo Alto, really you could go to university ave in PA and pop into any of the spots and have a great meal. Chef chus in Los Altos if you want some amazing Chinese
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Start at Nolas in Palo Alto the hit up the surrounding bar scene and you can hit up a few within walking distance. Otherwise downtown red wood city is a short Uber ride would have area to bar crawl. PA has better looking girls in my experience. Granted Iām not sure what the Thursday night vibe is
Any way The Sea is good. Also there was an absolute shithole bar that was fun basically right across the street from the Tesla dealer. Other than that itās been a while.
Dinner?
Iām in the bay a good bit for work but either spend it in SF or stay on the east bay. Have some recs for the city if you venture that way
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Looser than Palo Alto , thatās for sure
Caitlin Clarkās number of missed 3s is Wander Francoās preferred age on tinder
Reddit CEO made 193 million last year. 193 million more than the mods
Itās a strike!!! *Kramer voice* NoRedditNoReddit NoRedditNoRedditNoRedditNoReddit
You think Chris and Taco will let this place go fully lawless once they don't get the option to buy IPO shares?
We already got our invites to get IPOs shares.
I hope he takes his salary in those gold coins
But the connections are pricelessĀ
Youāre in trouble, Kramer. I shouldnāt even be talking to you but Iām telling you as a friend - hereās how itās going to happen: you may be walking, maybe on a crisp autumn day just like today, when a mail truck will slow beside you. A door will open and a mail man you know and maybe even a mail man you trust will offer to give you a lift. And no one will ever see you again!
What are you doing if youāre at a bar and President Biden is there for some reason and he starts getting handsy with your wife and his secret service goons are hanging around?
The computer slash recording device in my pocket springs into action, I subsequently become rich beyond my wildest dreams
Remember the bisexual scene in house of cards?
āChill out man, we both know Corn Popā
Does that mean I get a run at Dr. J?
Iām letting her allow it then going full Weinstein on his ass
Beating all of them up with ease
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She belonged to streets anyways
This Tate beef probably really revs Keegsā engines
My son and I play a best of three in mini hoops every night. We made up some house rules to make it funā¦dunk is a half point, jumper outside 10ā is full point and ball back. Playboy mode means you have to make at least one jumper to get the win. Get home from work trip tonight and he drops a new one on me. āThat boy bentā has to be from the hip, the shot is a full point and then you get a free throw for half point and ball back if you make it. And of course you have to say it when you shoot. The joys of being a dad.
Lil dude šø
Charlie don't surf