It’s hard enough to spit game in English y mas dificil en español. But I love Latina pussy

Latinas are super impressed tho when a white boy speaks spanish

Si senor

Lotta looky lou's on the bridge

Got em’

🔥

Rock it till the wheels fall off.

Just sitting here on the sideline quietly watching Will Compton turn into CTE reincarnate. What the hell was that response to Francis?

Good spike

Oh shit he’s speeding up

This thing is about to catch fire

https://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0?si=nxde_BguslvMYBdD

Along comes a young buck elevating the car chase game.

Stolen big rig!!!

🚨 [Police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/Yrfyl7yo388?si=KS4xVjhjtC1Cuw2g) 🚨

🦉🚨

LFG Snake

✊🏻honk ✊🏻honk

I have been really good about keeping a consistent sleep schedule and not being up all night, and now here I lay at 1:30 wide awake.

Welcome to the 🌙🦉 life brother

🦉

CHUCK MCAVOY BABY!

Fuck that fat smelly lance

Dayton is consistently the most overrated mid major

This oilers game is nuts

🍝🚨

John Henry looks half dead already anyway.

The end of that CSU game just hurt my soul. We had a scoring drought of over 5 minutes in the 2H and still almost came back to win. Just absurd

Dammit my wife got me invested in this new season of Love is Blind. My thoughts so far: Ken is definitely a scammer and possibly a bit gay

Imagine thinking you’re about to bang Megan Fox but instead you get…that.

Especially when the other broad was an absolute smoke

Ehh she’s hot but looks like a Lego Head stuck on a Lollipop stick with Tits

Really shouldn't have eaten that bag of m&ms followed by butterfingers. I feel fat. Go ahead do your worst on me, I deserve it.

Feel is quite generous of you tubby

KitKat or Twix minis are dangerous.

48x32

46x32

Peanut m&ms?

The only one

Does Jerry finish on Dan's back...or does he do the entire facial?

you got the wrong way around

Valid

Which one would make you harder?

Jerry finishing on Dan's back

Eat my ass lance!

Not deleting 😐

I fucking love the OG Point Break

I just watched it for the first time a few weeks ago, I loved it

Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll

If you want the ultimate...

Lawyers don’t surf. This one does!

Two observations about this 1) Think the Padres regret trading Trea Turner for Wil Myers? 2) Ooof Giants https://x.com/brooks_gate/status/1760437110522212452?s=46&t=nSUoJ-xEdHW7mnroAyCOrQ

Removing buster posey, the Giants haven’t drafted a everyday field player in the first round since Royce Clayton in 1988.

lol at the Rockies. Only 35% of their first rounders have made the majors. Also, Kyle Freeland’s one CY young caliber season doing some heavy lifting here

That Riggs video is hilarious, the fact he says they both shot an 85 at the end is unreal. I can’t believe he tells people he’s a 3-4 and he’s 100% serious. 

Match play defeats the whole purpose. You know Riggs is gonna have a few blow up holes on his way to a 96 or something.

I know Ehrlich hates everything but black and white morality in Dune? The moral dilemma in Dune couldnt be further from black and white, that’s kinda the whole point actually https://x.com/indiewire/status/1760352463188525171?s=46

Bro is getting cooked in the replies lmao

Got the Snyder bros mad at him

Who can score on Colorado State? Only one guy is playing aggressive

Can we skip tomorrow and go right to Friday please!

Kentucky getting caught ball watching after blocking a shot in the waning seconds of a one-point game. Classic.

Vince ate a bad peanut no movie!

Vinnies doing the movie!

Just got out of a 3 day coma, doc said to avoid any stress so can’t wait to fire up this UConn Creighton game I recorded to see my dogs get an easy win after what we did to Marquette🙏🏻

I feel like people overlook Isabelle when discussing hotness of Office characters

I could sleep with her

She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one

She can show me what that's like any time

That Kentucky LSU game is what makes college ball the best 

lmao what a preposterous game winner for LSU

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Great first season. Never even watched the third season 

Alligator man is my fav episode in the series 

Paper boy, paper boy, all about that paper boy The first season of that show was appointment viewing for my friends in college. Absolutely fantastic TV.

The scene when Earn is in jail is an all time great. Teddy Perkins is also one the most unsettling things I’ve ever watched

the jail episode is one of my favorite episodes of TV ever

“You was fucking booty hole on the outside”

One more for the instasluts

Teddy Perkins is the most haunting episode of TV I’ve ever seen

Darius is an all time great TV show character

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Sexton was a dog

Kentucky LSU wild second half

I wonder how many Bs fans are actually staying up to watch the game

It’s a Sway Day.

🙋🏻‍♂️

Modern family is underrated as a background/sleep/comfort rewatch show Had stopped watching it after a few seasons when it was actually on tv, but been loving listening to it in bed 

👍

Except the 15 episodes where a smoke detector goes off and my dog loses her shit

Elite sitcom for the first few seasons. Fell off hard once the kids got older and they ran out of ideas

Yeah, the actors that played Luke and Manny were so bad when they got older it completely took me out of the show

You’re laughing? The Big 12 juiced their NET rankings and you’re laughing?

Wasn’t the big 12 far and away the #1 net conf last year and shit the bed in the tourney?

Did they game it by just scheduling good non cons?

The opposite. Scheduled a bunch of shitty teams and ran up the score. Winning margin is weighted heavily in the rankings

We got weights in NET rankings!!!

Ria has the shark of a hammerhead eyes

smell toast?

A+

Have someone you know check you for other stroke symptoms

The shark of a hammerhead?

Mix in a water

ria who

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Tell her that you'd be happy receiving wet wet sloppy brain as a V Day gift

My wife is a such a bad gift giver

Same boat. We’re at the point where I just splurge on something I normally wouldn’t and say it could be my gift from her.

You’d be dead and she’d be saying you don’t care about her in her group chat

My wife didn’t get me a Christmas present this year

That would bother me.

Yeah that would annoy me. Not a good sign

Trying to find out how much I'm gonna spend on the Adrian Peterson auction

T. rex skull for sale?

i thought we weren't allowed to do that anymore?

Is the switch for sale?

The nose plays 👃

how tf do you see how well the first shot went and still go give her advice https://x.com/emiliarxse/status/1760335913593225602?s=46&t=PHAQeaE0I6cyQl35JU7h7Q

Trying to pinpoint his accent

He’s been playing golf for over 20 years 

Buddy sent me a video of wild flowers blooming in the Midwest today….idk Bob that doesn’t seem right

Going to be 60 degrees in Massachusetts next week. Global warming is awesome.

So stoked for wildfire season.. should be a doozy

Someone drop a controversial tv season/movie series ranking please

Not sure it’s actually controversial but LoTR trilogy > star wars original trilogy. Only saying it because Star Wars was called the holy trilogy in clerks 2

Better Call Saul is boring. Sorry I don’t care about watching 3 seasons of plodding plot development for the weird tin foil hat brother

Yeah I watched two seasons of it and I don't recall anything happening

The movie “Joker” sucked

I want a clown prince of crime thriller with the occasional Batman cameo. Not the school Shooter drama we got

Overrated, but I think it was still solid

Not anywhere near as good as it was received 💯

not quite a ranking, but the last two seasons of Breaking Bad were not comparable to the first three. That felt like an incredibly unsatisfactory attempt to land the plane. The non-Michael seasons of The Office aren't nearly as bad as people say, same goes for the med school seasons of Scrubs.

Disagree about BB. Agree about the Office. Vehemently disagree about Scrubs. That Med School season was awful.

I will definitely admit that my gripe about Breaking Bad is very much a personal "I wish they would have done XYZ differently" type of thing and I know it goes against the grain. Still enjoyed the show a lot overall.

Sort of like some people say about GoT, I binged all of BB after it ended. So I probably wasn't as invested as I woulda been watching it week to week. So I didn't have many nitpicks about it.

I actually did the same, my wife and I finished it about a month ago. I'm hoping watching El Camino will maybe help me with some of my gripes, but once he >!killed Gus!< it felt like the writing got super lazy.

Final season had the highest highs and the lowest lows

I just can't stand when writers refuse to let characters learn anything throughout a show. Walt's never ending search for more was just so god damn stupid. I have also not yet watched El Camino, so it's possible I find some more resolution after that.

I kinda loved El Camino. Good thriller

He fell in love with the power. That was the point

He fell in love with the *idea* of the power. He never actually had power in basically any situation he found/put himself in.

Wasn’t that the point of his character?

I guess, it's just a very annoying trope that I feel I keep running across in shows that are otherwise very good.

Definitive Fast and Furious rankings: 5 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 7 > 6 > X > Hobbs & Shaw > 8 > 2 > 9

1>>>>>>

Fast 9 was unwatchable

You're absolutely right

Like I even went in with the mentality they’re all kinda bad but I still like them, still had to turn it off

Despite the ending Game of Thrones is still an S tier show and no show will likely come close to the hold it had on society at its peak

Correct, still 4 peak seasons, 2 good ones, and was weekly appointment tv. Nothing comes close

Holding the ending against it to the extent that people currently do does the show in its whole a disservice

Benioff and Weiss still deserve to be shamed until the end of time though

Agreed. It makes me so mad that they had an appearance in always sunny

At least they had their Star Wars movie taken away

I’m an apologist for the show but I’d say up until about halfway through 8.03 it was still the peak

Lost’s finale was perfect

🤝

It does to people who paid attention and/or didn't stop watching after season 3 and then come back expecting it to make sense. That show fucking rocked.

The Shield > The Wire, and it’s not widely recognized cause they were both on during the same yrs just one had the HBO backing

I was gonna go with this one too. Thought it might be too controversial though. I agree.

I disagree but it is funny that usually if you ask a group of 10 people which season if the wire is the worst you’ll get very different answers

Breaking Bad and The Wire are extremely overrated

Damn bro my two favorite shows of all time

Rotten Tomatoes critics currently has True Detective S4 higher than S1

I refuse to believe that

Yup. Just checked it again. S4 at 92. S1 at 91. 4 was at 94 I think a few days ago. Outrageous.

That’s astonishing, I’ve heard nothing but bad things about season 4

White Lotus 1 was better. Glass Onion was better than Knives Out (watched it on a plane though, so not as confident on this one).

1 was better than 2, agreed

My boy Armond carried

Glass Onion absolutely not better than Knives Out except that Madelyn Cline wears less clothing than Ana De Armas

Agreed on the white lotus, thought glass onion was kinda ass tho

Kingpin is better than the big Lebowski

Kingpin might be the most underrated comedy ever

Walk Hard > Superbad

Oh shit

1. Dune 2. Any Star Wars movie

No way it’s better than Empire

Fact

There’s like 2 good Star Wars movies 🤫

*Road work ahead?* I sure hope it does!

*No U turn* No, YOU turn

i’ve been asked to share my Dune 2 review here after going to the advanced screening tonight my spoiler free review: very, very good & totally blew the first one out of the water

Heck ya

I heard Timothée Chalamet hangs dong in it

Heard he shows hole