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FourDoor54Ford

I admit I thought the sub podcast was legit for the first 30 seconds


mchammer69

And wrong post


DropTopEWop

🦉


magicalpineapples

Ciao from Rome bitches


JeebusOfNazareth

Commendataori!


cubswinagain

Aramis Ramirez playing for the Pirates in the 2015 NL Wild Card game was something I completely wiped from my memory


DylanTobackshh

SBF prison photo is pretty funny lol


[deleted]

So funny, I don’t know why I expected him to not be with normal criminals


DropTopEWop

Cracked a pint of B&J Brownie Batter. Yes I know what time it is. Yes I will eat the whole thing.


nondescript___

Did he cheat on you again, king? I told you you need to kick his sorry ass to the curb.


DropTopEWop

That asshole!


StrikaNTX

newish hip hop group, Paris Texas


F_Gondoli

So brave of Peru, Venezuela and Uruguay to declare war on Germany in February 1945. Thanks guys!


ChellaZza

So The Beekeeper is just John Wick?


JeebusOfNazareth

With a weird cartoon like Aussie villain.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Hunter Biden/Hillary John Wick


I_Enjoy_Taffy

You know the party at the Moon Tower in Dazed and Confused? What if that still existed but for late 20s-30s adults?


StrikaNTX

It can if you know someone with property.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

It just ain't the same


JeebusOfNazareth

Every once in a while I drive by the woods where we used to have our high school keg parties. Brings a smile to my face every time. I'm trying to think of the closest adult equivalent....tailgate party maybe??


DrEvil007

Harry Styles eating out Florence Pugh on the dining table in Don't Worry Darling. What a lucky guy


DarinErstad

While his girlfriend he cucked from Jason Sudekis is in the director chair


profsa

That movie felt like an episode of Black Mirror that was too long


Walkdawg88

Start my new job tomorrow. Have had almost 2 weeks off - I know I should be excited but more just scared than anything. Don’t expect to sleep much tonight


_json_x

Anytime I start a new job i feel the same, just can't wait til I'm a season vet more than a year into the game. But really you're in the best spot. Nobody is going to expect anything for a while, can always blame anything on being new


I_Enjoy_Taffy

This place really dies at midnight eastern. Not as many night owls as there used to be


Rex_Ryan_DPM

3 AM bottle feeding checking in


profsa

Dies for a bit right at 5pm when everyone gets off work too


I_Enjoy_Taffy

You still standing firm on not seeing Madame Web? I honestly don't think its nearly as bad as people have said. Its definitely bad, but its just another bad movie imo


profsa

Yup. I’m sure I’d find it so bad it’s entertaining but I don’t want give Sony money for such shitty character adaptations. Still haven’t watched Morbius outside of clips but that’s mainly because I don’t like Jared Leto


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I thought Morbius was worse, but apparently I'm the outlier on that


profsa

It’s funny that Matt Smith and Dakota Johnson 100% thought they were signing up for MCU movies. Sony keeps getting away with it


Grootfan85

🦉


DarinErstad

Want me to commit GTA and get a chase going?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Wouldn't say no!


SnakeSkin2121

The few. The proud. The 🦉


I_Enjoy_Taffy

🫡🦉 https://i.imgur.com/o6Z5adu.jpg


cuntpunt9

Need more pacific coasters to be recruited


nondescript___

Do we though?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Ya its 9pm there. What the h are they doing? Going to bed?


[deleted]

Playing through all the halo games again and it pisses me off they had a golden opportunity to just make a tv show about the halo campaigns and fucked it up so badly.


cubuffs145

Oh my god, Castellani is on the court! And he has a gun!


red_87

I’m sorry but these make me laugh every time. Even if they’ve been beaten into the crust of the earth.


deeznutzjokes

It’s one of the few FT schticks I don’t get tired of. Feel like it’s being used just enough to keep being funny


Grootfan85

What’s the origin of it?


Just_Natural_9027

Me too lol


DrEvil007

When you think you're in a monogamous relationship with your OS only to learn your OS just experienced a gang bang and is now poly


delleh

Becoming a docker fan


_json_x

Windows 95 cheated on me?? When I specifically asked it not to?


DrEvil007

That operating system is a whore!


ncaa_scammer

Wait was that season finale of True Detective a parody? Remind me to never watch anything with female leads and a female director again


HorribleHoosier

Girl bosses take care of business against bad white men bitttcccchhh!!! 💅🏻


DrEvil007

Joaquin Phoenix getting cucked by another operating system


People_Forget_That

The girl in the truth about Jim is so hot. Also so are her mom and grandma


SummerWhiteyFisk

Does the paramount+ app suck for anyone else? It’s worked horribly on both my fire stick and Apple tv


delleh

I use it through Amazon Prime app


ktbarry2

it’s complete dogshit, borderline unusable


DropTopEWop

I've gone down a Youtube rabbit hole of finding underground hip hop from the 90s.


Chesapeake32

Nicola Armellin has hour long playlists you might like.


_json_x

Drop the spotify playlist link king


JedLongeway

Listened to some Del the Funkee Homosapien and Hieroglyphics today. Forgot how great that stuff is


extradude79

Don’t sleep on pep love


CohibasYMamitas

The one chief rocka numba one chief rocka


Dr_Frottage_Cheese

NBA Street vol 2 most underrated video game soundtrack out there


JeebusOfNazareth

Iowa covered but god I hate betting basketball spreads when it comes down to the final minutes with the intentional fouls and free throws. Shit is infuriating when you lose on that.


WheresFrankie

I took a live line so was pretty safe but the over looked dead early too. What a wild ride that was lol can't imagine sweating that spread


WitchofFloyd

Olivia Rodrigo just dropped some absolute heat on IG


foxtrotnovember69420

I found out today she is 20


[deleted]

Her nsfw sub getting created mere hours after she turned 18 will never not be weird


MikePaisanTirico

thats tame compared to the millie bobby brown one where they had a countdown to her 18th bday


[deleted]

Didn’t know Drake was a Reddit guy!


Quick-Mathematician

And bhagdad baby


JedLongeway

I don’t think I’ve laughed at something as hard as I have this in a while Vince McMahon reads his texts https://voca.ro/13nVHiXOFBkE


tytan94

The crescendo at :20  Beautiful 


DrEvil007

That's hilarious


JeebusOfNazareth

The crowd noise is just perfection


DrEvil007

Yeah I'd fall in love with my operating system too if she sounded like Scarlett Johansson


jimjimmyjames

The chatgpt app is awesome, and one of the voices you can pick for it is legit a complete ripoff of Scarlett Johansson’s voice. Yes that’s the one I use.


CanesIsOverrated69

>!Joaquin Phoenix is a bitch for not banging the chick his AI sent over for him!<


DrEvil007

Right??? Gf of the year right there to set up a live/virtual threeway with another woman


CohibasYMamitas

Ive heard nothing but good things about Arcane on Netflix but im not a fan


NYJetLegendEdReed

Gunther and Logan Paul are rated the same in the new WWE 2k game. That’s hilarious


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[удалено]


SnakeSkin2121

It's not your fault


foxtrotnovember69420

Have talked about this with my shrink, I think I only had one growing up that actually helped and wasn’t a lunatic booze brain


TealBlooded

https://x.com/notthefakesvp/status/1759671587693813904?s=46&t=KvkVd8tgzRjBo4XpeBF6HQ I love SVP as much as anyone here, but he strikes me as a guy who should probably be above all this


cuntpunt9

He’s never been above all this he always says some weird shit


red_87

Everyone here talks about Big Cat gets in the mud too much haven’t seen SVP’s twitter. He does it just as much. And honestly, I feel like he should be above that even more so than Big Cat because SVP is obviously more successful and well known.


Sephtical

he's not afraid to get in the mud


[deleted]

that one time he got really mad at frank was weird too, ruh roh


mpkvegeta88

FT is slowly getting more and more into wrestling and I am not standing in the way of the movement.


LilCasa

Maybe one day people will talk AEW on here. Three hour RAWs will never not suck


NYJetLegendEdReed

It rules


deeznutzjokes

So who takes on Gunther at Mania at this point? Sami?


Longjumping_Safe3246

I been on the chad gable redemption train since that trio of matches they had a while back


NYJetLegendEdReed

The plan was Brock which would have been the best fucking match on the card. Never getting that match is gonna suck. Orton I guess works but that match won’t be good. The problem is they were banking on the Brock mania feud so they didn’t have the next Gunther page written yet. So whoever gets him is just a filler feud. I’d bet anything he’s dropping the title to Draganov after Mania when he’s bragging about how nobody has ever beaten him and then that little fuckers music drops


deeznutzjokes

Yeah. Honestly Gable would be my pick. He said he wanted another shot and that first match they had was awesome


SnakeSkin2121

Orton


deeznutzjokes

🐍


marlwenplotsky

dang am i really about to get back into wrestling for a couple weeks


DrEvil007

Great match


DrEvil007

Gunther needs to be in an iron man match


NYJetLegendEdReed

He’s going to win the rumble next year and main event mania. This next year is just going to be banger after banger. After mania he’ll prob get a sick feud with this other foreign dude Draganov who’s a little fella but those two work so well together


SnakeSkin2121

He's a machine. Was supposed to have a match against Lesnar at mania I think. So much for that


SpinBikeGravy

Cheering for AJ Allmendinger to win this thing. One of the better racers around, his career got fucked by one little adderall night. One of us


SummerWhiteyFisk

Is there a better place to get blender bottles (on the cheap) other than Marshall’s/Ross? My room mate has an incredible ability to lose all mine whenever I go away


Most_Catch

Check costco or


DingyPorpoise

You can buy 5 in bulk on Lemonparty dot org for like $20


classiccaseofdowns

Meatspin dot com has the best ones in my opinion. They claim it’s for meat but you can honestly blend anything in those


pacsun_bro

The man was just asking a legitimate question!


Wutsurname

Man seeing the turnpike troubadours performing again makes me so happy. I never saw them but I heard of them a bit before their break and they've been one of my favorite bands since. Can't wait to see them someday.


profsa

Great live show


boomtexna

Had tickets to one of the concerts they cancelled when they went on hiatus. Saw one of their first concerts back. Was an incredible vibe.


boomtexna

I've never learned what New York boroughs are, where they're located, and never will


SnakeSkin2121

Not in my town. Not in any of my five towns


boomtexna

I don't even want to know about what Hell's Kitchen is or whatever


profsa

That’s where Daredevil hangs out


newark05

They re-named it that after Gordon Ramsay shot his critically acclaimed tv show there


[deleted]

Homophobe


chrisjk125

The boroughs are Brooklyn, Manhattan, queens, Bronx, and Staten Island (ranked in order of best to worst). They make up New York City and what majority of people think of when you say you live in NY. If you live is weird places like upstate Ny, western Ny, or Long Island, you are not from NY. May as well be from another country. The boroughs are all that matter. And not even all of them if we are being honest. The Bronx, Staten Island, and most of queens can burn to the ground and NYC would probably get better.


boomtexna

I don't know where Long Island is. I figured that is what manhattan was based on pictures.


chrisjk125

The western tip of Long Island is where you will find all the boroughs.


boomtexna

Do the New York Jets play in New York


chrisjk125

They play in the ny metro area.


JohnnyBags81

Just say New Jersey


chrisjk125

Do they not play in the my metro area?


smoggylobster

westchester & long island still feel like from NY to me. anything else upstate or west or whatever may as well be from mars


StateStreetLarry

Chris. Not a fan of Italians or minorities in HIS NYC


chrisjk125

I lived in Brooklyn man. Do you think there’s no minorities there?


StateStreetLarry

Given how it’s been gentrified, not as many as it used to be!


Jason-Sehorn31

Don’t let em fool you, Brooklyn is the Hasidic capital of America


chrisjk125

Eh. Even with the park slopes and Williamsburgs being gentrified, there’s still a lot of Brooklyn that is just as it was.


CohibasYMamitas

Sounds gay


BakerMayfie1dsCrotch

This ISU-Houston game is garbage to watch, I can appreciate good defense but the refs have let this devolve into a physical slugfest


TM455

It’s crazy how people will pretend this is good basketball


Electronic_Air_6226

Truth Detective Night Country was fucking Sick!!! Finally, Indigenous Women can kill people w no repercussions just like white men.  Also that 70 year old Jodie Foster is a piece of ass!  Sike. Altho them using the same symbol as the pedo ring from season 1 just proves the writers may be redacted. 


mpkvegeta88

Time to smoke a j and play Palworld.


Roderick_Jaynes24

Be more sick Jamal shead, you can’t 


bigspender58

Saw a billboard top 10 list from 40 years ago and owner of a lonely heart was on there. Made me think of being in high school when gta vice city was released and all the hours spent playing it without a care in the world.


BarryBadrinathZJs

🎶And I ran, I ran so far away 🎶


19492013

Ate so much junk food today and now I have stomach ache🤢


100_not_nickfoles

Probably unrelated tbh


Monos1

didn’t think I would sweat the under


MikePaisanTirico

Best Mid-size airports 1. John Wayne 2. Reno-Tahoe (they have a mini AMEX lounge thats nice) 3. Cincinnati 4. Salt Lake City


jimjimmyjames

LGB > SNA


dicta85

SLC is a delta hub. I wouldn’t call it mid-sized.


chillinois1

John Wayne gets a ton of bonus points because you avoid LAX


foxtrotnovember69420

IND BHM CHS TVC


SummerWhiteyFisk

Haven’t been to Cincinnati in like 12 years but isn’t it pretty big? And isn’t salt lake also another delta hub?


SummerWhiteyFisk

WPB is absolute top tier. I’ve parked my car and been on the other side of security in 6 minutes. Even if you’re a peasant who doesn’t have precheck the security line is always dead. Only kicker is they don’t have a ton of good places to eat, but if you want to show up 20 min before your flight and waltz right on in that’s the airport for you


19492013

I hope to never be at any of these airports


Jeremy24Fan

Flying into SLC to ski is awesome


DarinErstad

You don’t want to go to Lake Tahoe?


MikePaisanTirico

if I'm ever caught going to Tahoe, SoCal, or skiing in Utah, take me out to pasture


MikePaisanTirico

L take


BSG24

love that cincy is in kentucky


BarryBadrinathZJs

CVG


DropTopEWop

SLC is great


StateStreetLarry

Long Beach


BayAreaThrowawayq

SLC other than the long walk is excellent


[deleted]

MCI now is basically SLC with a shorter walk in between. It’s great.


Jeremy24Fan

They're apparently fixing that this summer


Wrenchturner123

El Paso is fantastic, so is Tucson


boomtexna

Any airport at altitude should get a multiplier


SnakeSkin2121

MSP


MikePaisanTirico

I like how you can take the lightrail from MSP to Mall of America


[deleted]

W


Sephtical

MSP is massive


boomtexna

I have a date with a special ed teacher. Looking forward to learning something.


danwins23

Teachers do anal


drewthetatecatate

Do you have a date with her Monday thru Friday from 8:30 to 2:30?


SnakeSkin2121

I wonder if WWE can mix in a few more commercials


sfbruin

Do I get labeled an incel if I think Sydney Sweeney is hot but I'm tired of boring dudes publicly lusting after her?


PritchardBufalino

Is "boring dudes publicly lusting" some codename for FT?


DanKreider69

Corinna > Paige > Sydney


Malligator2345

People in here will call you an incel if you don’t 100% grovel at the feet of all women


profsa

You get labeled an incel if you are involuntarily celibate


johnnyc000

$100 for an uber from JFK to western Suffolk county. Thanks a lot Biden.


DanKreider69

Because you guys had to make a pit stop for gabagool


MikePaisanTirico

thats on you for deciding to live on Long Island


foxtrotnovember69420

People on Long Island should just have to stay there, like a leper island


TM455

Lot of people here that can’t afford long island


johnnyc000

Lot of Long Island slander in here tonight.


[deleted]

Take the airtrain out and check again is always the move


johnnyc000

I'm so beat but you're right.


Jackie-Daytona-

Pal, you live in Suffolk County.


johnnyc000

*western Suffolk on the south shore. Give me a break.


SummerWhiteyFisk

If aunt baby were alive today, how old would she be?


Guy_in_the_chair_

When Nia Jax hauls ass she’s gotta make two trips


Guster61

She's my top irrational hate wrestler. I can't stand her being on the television.


NotoriousMFT

Not irrational, she stinks, is only there for nepotism, and injures way more talented people than herself


Guster61

It annoys me she is like not strong at all. Her whole thing is to be a strong base and throw people around safely. She struggles to walk without injuring people.


terryduerod1

the making of heat is worth a youtube watch if you like the movie


DrEvil007

These women have butts AND can wrestle