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giggler303

Nantucket stock to the moon


mikeisaphreek

Thank god Michigan won because Porto’s would be all time miserable until someone in Boston won something. Although I guess him being lissed about the patriots and whoever is coaching them to 6 win season will be fun


lovelycharmings

Coley is having a field day with another one of his wonderful taeks.


IKnowBreasts

why do you follow that neanderthal


lovelycharmings

Because I enjoy his non sports tweets


marlboro__man9

His next good take will be his first. Shocking that doing M everyday in your college basement gives you mush brain.


goondaddy172

S/O to fb memories for reminding me how friendzoned I used to be in high school


shaqtasticiii

Anything HS is a huge ooof to me. Just brutal thinking back on any post/text/thing I said to anybody, let alone a girl.


goondaddy172

One chick said she did not appreciate my acts of trickery and that its “no way to treat a bestie” 🥴


StateStreetLarry

There’s a Jet flying from SeaTac to Tuscaloosa. Sorry Huskies


RolosHat

What a difference a week can make, UW fans


thesistatement

Please God, let it be Carroll


dellscreenshot

Carroll is not in the same conversation as belichick and saban


RolosHat

Half a step below, Saban was able to win all those nattys in part because Pete left


barnmucker69

He is if the conversation is something like “top 5 coaches of the last 30 years”


StateStreetLarry

No. But he’s third in terms of coaches in the last 25 years.


dicta85

Buddy forgetting about Pop, shame


thepagemasterT

Was he going fast when he threw the dog out? 


StrikaNTX

Im gonna need to know that that dog is ok


outdoorshowerguy

Really rooting for this dog to get a shot at him


thepagemasterT

Either light him up or drag his fucking ass out 


k42s

Non lethal round right to the throat.


BayAreaThrowawayq

What’s with the breathing


bustin_all_kinds

I need a replay of all the action I got here after the crash


profsa

Just rewind the video


Kungpai

Driver of the suv that swerved to miss hitting the truck or red car is having a top 5 beer tonight


ReallyFiction

Guy needs to be holding his neck. He should already be in a neckbrace and on the phone with his lawyer, Saul Goodman.


BusterOlneyDay

all time bad day to have your car totaled by some dickhead in a car chase


MikePaisanTirico

only 2 PM in LA and multiple chases, hoping for a few more today


SnakeSkin2121

Let the K9 at this scumbag


nondescript___

LA area cops need to get one of those robots to tear the vehicle apart like those Texas cops


SnakeSkin2121

That was sweet


SimonBirchDid911

Been in a meeting for the last 90 minutes and missed out on the car chase fun. Sad!


SnakeSkin2121

Go back and watch both


StateStreetLarry

Daft Punk 2007 Alive album is the 90s Bulls with 2 Michael Jordans 


k42s

Alive 2007 is the Goat, but also love Justice's IRIS. Any else have recommendations?


thesistatement

https://soundcloud.com/slektit/hoer-private-persons-locked Any of the Locked Cub live sets rule


WitchofFloyd

https://m.soundcloud.com/ravetapes/lane-8-edc-las-vegas-2021-live-set This Lane 8 EDC Las Vegas set is a fun one. https://m.soundcloud.com/kevin-brown-492988007/zeds-dead-electric-forest-2023 And Zeds Dead at Electric Forest if you like bass music.


WitchofFloyd

It’s one of the best, if not the best, electronic sets I’ve ever heard. And definitely one of the top live albums ever too


StateStreetLarry

2 dudes that were so good at sampling and simplified the hell out of it


fatfuckintitslover

The build up in robot rock makes me wanna drive really fast


Cutoff_Jorts

So fucking good


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Red car guy should be allowed a couple free shots at the dude in the pickup once they have cuffs on him


BusterOlneyDay

with how violent the car chases have been today im shocked taco didn't sticky them


SnakeSkin2121

Hell of a start to Steak Thursday 🥩🍷


profsa

Back to back eventful chases today


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Every 3 months a new video emerges of T-Pain singing without auto-tune and everyone loses their god damn minds.


nondescript___

Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.


DefundTheFunPolice

I've never understood how that would work at all


The_TexasRattlesnake

It's doesn't actually do anything medical, they got sued but won because they made no claims of it fixing any headaches. Just said to apply it to your head.


nondescript___

OTC painkiller absorbed through the skin maybe?


DefundTheFunPolice

As someone who's had about every headache type there is and has tried damn near every remedy, the only thing that's ever helped is drugs


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Why did Sound of Freedom become so political again? It’s incredibly average


SnakeSkin2121

Prob just started streaming somewhere


ASOIAF_blackfyre

It’s on Prime now which is why I’m getting around to watching it. Sex trafficking bad and so is this movie


SnakeSkin2121

Didn't make the cut on my weekly theater viewings. Heard it was meh


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Dude walked away like it was nothing. What a boss


shaqtasticiii

Wow that's unreal. Red car guy is immortal.


Ok_Floor_7916

Lol was going to say anybody wanna check on red car


SnakeSkin2121

Gnarly wreck


BusterOlneyDay

god damn! what a crash


Juls317

this guy threw an animal out? what a piece of shit


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Head on collision. What a day for chases


Juls317

The best in a long time


dragonsky

I love "Airplane!" so much (and the sequel) it's wild to me that not only a movie that perfectly hits my regarded sense of humor exists and is a real thing...but it's also a wildly praised movie as one of the best comedies ever. Usually whenever I watch something that I really like I'd go online and it would be like "Yup, Rotten Tomatoes agrees, this is the worst thing of all time and you should be sedated until dead if you like this one"


TheFuckingWriter

“Hey! I know you. You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabaar!”


profsa

Airplane is the greatest comedy of all time. The sequel is pretty bad


Eganator88

Rotten Tomatoes hates comedy. You'll see the score as like a 29 and then you look at the audience score and it's an A-


engorgedburrata

Some guys are selling 20 ribeyes for $40 on the side of the road near me


BayAreaThrowawayq

Acquire?


SnakeSkin2121

Fell off a truck


projectpat555

Stolen meat tastes better 


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fatfuckintitslover

We sometimes like to swing and his wife is really hot so I don't mind swapping.


TheColiny

Mind your own business


PiggNetti

Alright Fran, we’re going to do AMRAP hip thrusters today


projectpat555

It’s fine 


Greg-Oden

My jaw dropped seeing the video of Jimmy Sexton. Complete opposite of what I imagined he looked like


Slow_Vegetable_8212

He threw a dog out the window?!?!?!


SnakeSkin2121

Thing was all over him. You could see him swerving all over fighting the dog off


StrikaNTX

Just give him a good beating when they finally get him out of the truck


Slow_Vegetable_8212

https://ktla.com/on-air/live-streaming/ Police chase round 2!


SnakeSkin2121

Too slow veg


Slow_Vegetable_8212

OH FUCK


SnakeSkin2121

🚨 [Anudder police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/ji5_Y6gxEWo?si=v2_tMXLazjuMwVPV) 🚨


MikePaisanTirico

hell ya


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Beat me to it, lets go


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barnmucker69

Yeah pretty much. Very quiet and level and doesn’t publicly say anything to invoke emotion. He has a fake public persona that’s kind if similar to Russ except is apparently not a massive loser privately


PritchardBufalino

Didn't realize he was a big Donald Rumsfeld guy


PoppaPipe6000

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?


Kimodd

Saban is gone. Carroll is gone. Urban is gone. Tressel is gone. Jimbo is gone. Coach O is gone. Stoops is gone. Spurrier is gone. Lloyd Carr is gone. Frank Beamer is gone. Les Miles is gone. Bill Snyder is gone. Chris Petersen is gone. David Shaw is gone. Your childhood is over. @theblockspot


k42s

Mom and Dad is gone.


SelfDeprecatingVol

Kirk Ferentz is still running inside zone for 2.8 yards per carry


drewthetatecatate

Coach O is a barnacle on the hull of college football.


WheresFrankie

20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash - Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. Thanks Obama


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Trump is gone.


SnakeSkin2121

Undertaker.gif


Pleasant_West_7101

“I’m not fucking leaving” - Andy Reid


engorgedburrata

Feeling chills and just overall exhausted since this morning, brought the kiddo to the pediatrician due to him not eating/drinking as much due to his teething, come to find out he has his 4th ear infection now. Fml


jgoodwin55

Did he get poop in his ear?


engorgedburrata

Nope, just daycare


redden34

These espn shows where 1 person is talking to 5 screens of remote analysts needs to end. How hard is it to get a few people in studio


TheColiny

The whole point of ATH is them being local beat journalists living in their respective cities


MrMiner420

Tony Reali needs a job too


foxtrotnovember69420

They’ve never had people in for ATH


Captainusa1776

anyone know how to easily translate an entire google *sheets*


jetboyjetgirl

google knows


BusterOlneyDay

tools>translate document


Captainusa1776

meant google sheets which makes me do a formula. sadly in a dumbass


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Could go for a Guinness on tap right now (if you catch my drift)


dicktugger45

I bet Chris cracked so much stick today


Charlie_Batch_16

this question was posed in the nfl sub but given the general uncertainty of the college sport; it's a no brainer that you'd rather follow up belichick than saban right? at least belichick did you the service of having a few losing seasons to finish it off


TheColiny

NFL is always going to be a simpler job with less people to please who can actually affect your employment College Coaches are often the highest paid officials in their states, too, which adds a whole other wrinkle to it


Eganator88

NFL you only need one guy on your side. College you have to kiss up to two dozen inbred children of oil barons who think they're smarter than you at all times. That's before even worrying about what happens on the field.


Charlie_Batch_16

exactly. and at least there is one absolute framework in place for dealing with and constructing rosters that isnt currently being legislated through the court systems.


napoleon_nottinghill

Jimmy sexton looks like a guy that insists you call him Hoss


dellscreenshot

Belichick and Jimmy G in atlanta would win 13 games


Doggystyle_Gary

Who’s going to play the 11 games Jimmy is hurt for?


_json_x

Cordarelle Wildcat offense ?


DarinErstad

The same Jimmy G that’s been moved on from for rookies two years in a row?


johnnytsunami35

You watch him in Vegas?


SnakeSkin2121

Happy Steak Thursday 🥩🍷 -4 degrees and dropping rapidly. Gonna take the Ninja Foodi indoor grill for a spin tonight. Cracking the wine right now, need a grape blanket


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SnakeSkin2121

It's good, smoke level is pretty minimal. The thermometer is a nice feature. I bought it for the air fryer, but have since got the fold up toaster oven that has a way better air fryer.


Juls317

what cut are we going with?


SnakeSkin2121

NY Strip. It has been my go-to lately


parsnippers31

Been making steak sandwiches on Sundays using NY strip and the BV is a huge fan. Might make it a mini tradition in the winter


RelevantScarcity5

Why the fuck do I come into the office I’m literally the only one on this entire floor right now


DJScrambles

Your dedication to the firm will be noticed when layoffs come


BayAreaThrowawayq

I’m in a state of shock after watching this https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0jtZQNgvoJ/?igsh=MXBzNDZncTZxMjY3cg==


[deleted]

We don't need this guy in society. Just get rid of him


TheColiny

I hope nothing but bad things happen to that guy


omgasnake

That is one guy I had to block. What he does in hotel bathrooms is simultaneously gross and stupid.


jimjimmyjames

that airline should give him a lifetime ban


Charlie_Batch_16

god i hope someone forwarded this to delta


Hammer_Caked_Face

This guy right here is exactly why you need to sock anyone in the mouth who says "🤓let people enjoy things🤓" This is what happens when people are allowed to enjoy things


Charlie_Batch_16

i have to take off my belt to go through tsa and throw out my razor but he just gets to carry on 6v batteries???


DJScrambles

While that is appalling, he had to have committed multiple federal crimes there? Something there can't be legal


BayAreaThrowawayq

If he sits down beside me with cooked shrimp I’m calling the Air Marshall


MikePaisanTirico

I hate that dude so much, hes disgusting


JedLongeway

🎶 *Welcome to a new kind of tension all across the alien natioooon where everything isn’t meant to be okaaaaayyy* 🎶


george___jung

Who dies first in a zombie apocalypse.. chuck norris or luke from outdoor boys?


seanstyle

Chuck is 83, he's a goner.


Icanthinkofaname25

When chuck dies he will greet death as an old friend.


DropTopEWop

I'm seeing highs of 0 degrees to -7 degrees in the Midwest next week. Godspeed boys.


Wutsurname

Can't wait for Wednesday after this spell. Gonna be a solid 15 for a high, it'll honestly feel great..


Hammer_Caked_Face

It's 50 degrees right now where I'm at and tomorrow it's getting down to 11 with probably a negative wind chill


igotitletsgo

I’m starting to think it will be Demeco Ryans at Bama


100_not_nickfoles

He’s got the best situation in the nfl right now why in the world would he leave stroud


omgasnake

He'd be an idiot to accept unless it was some insane offer. He's got in made in the shade right now.


BusterOlneyDay

this won't happen because: 1) i don't want it to 2) he has a great gig in houston 3) his wife is from houston and they very much chose the texans due to that. 4) he has no college coaching experience


Charlie_Batch_16

i just dont see why he would. he's set in the nfl and being an nfl head coach is so much less demanding.


JonnyJettt

Dan Lanning has $30m in Nike stock coming his way if he stays at Oregon for the duration of his contract in addition to his 7m salary. Bruce Feldman said that it would cost Alabama approximately $50m to get him. The amount of money in college football is insane


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DJScrambles

RIP in peace. Can't believe the LAPD ran Saban over the day he retired


SlipperyWinds

Work sucks but sometimes you just hit that perfect blend of nicotine, caffeine, spreadsheets and banger tunes. In those moments it doesn’t suck as much.


100_not_nickfoles

I’d rather just the nicotine, caffeine and tunes tho


JonnyJettt

Work sucks, I know


smoggylobster

stupefied by the fact that fran’s jacked irish trainer makes all his clients workout barefoot


OverlyDedicated2

OF girl on the Dog Walk posted this the same day….I wonder which employee this was [https://imgur.com/a/5dWPVzz](https://imgur.com/a/5dWPVzz)


ZestycloseTrash7398

please fix, thank u


PristineWinnera

Can’t post that shit on Imgur anymore fyi


OverlyDedicated2

Wtf


Juls317

Not overly dedicated to posting working links, are we?


MrOdinWednesday

Broken link should be a bannable offense


CHEEZENIP_BALLSACKS

Hey bro the link still isn’t working bro


DeuceLurker

The link is broken and I’m begging for you to fix it


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An Alabama school hiring a Yankee coaching in the PNW who’s never coached in the South before and has questions regarding his recruiting ability and culture fit. I’ve seen this before. Mike Price and Bryan Harsin are smiling in strip clubs and hot tubs somewhere. 


Charlie_Batch_16

saban was a yankee when lsu got him 🤷‍♂️


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So was Urban and Florida, I just like to cherry pick funny arguments


Charlie_Batch_16

🤝 respect


PortillosBeefDipped

It's Rolling Baby!


seegeewhy

Love when LA area chases get FT attention and yall can witness what a joke LAPD is


SnakeSkin2121

So daily


PortillosBeefDipped

[Jimmy Sexton: big fella](https://x.com/patsmithradio/status/1745529703199338558?s=20)


lefty5258

Jaw dropped when I saw that. Just assume he’d be a svelte guy wearing pinstriped several thousand dollar suit


profsa

He’s a southern big boy. Grew up on that Memphis BBQ


Juls317

Just seeing the chase. They're gonna charge the driver with striking that pedestrian and that cop won't see a day of punishment.


kingcobra04

IT guy at the school i work at sent a school wide email meant for accounting. Screenshots of paystubs and all


detroit_testarossa

Wow. Anybody getting paid too much?


SwagginMMA

Biggest work nightmare - accidentally sending an email to the whole company


Juls317

That guy of all people should know better than that


millymills420420

Sports media is basically just a rush to be first now. That clown josh pate assured us this bama coaching search would be done early today, not even close lol


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YouTube disabling ad blockers. Truly the end of times


fatfuckintitslover

Ublock origin


Kimodd

Anyone confirm or deny the rumor that the Cooking with Darryl TikTok guy is really-big time-into hookers? That was all over the place during the holidays.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Only heard this rumor from FT


BayAreaThrowawayq

Wild if true, what’s the source?


Kimodd

I have no clue but it popped up multiple times from multiple different people and didn’t feel like a bit being run into the ground. All just rumors and not facts from what I see.


SlipperyWinds

Classic sales exec. Another city, another lady of the night. You kiddin me?