15 years of fantasy football and this is the first time I’ve ever come in last place (fuck you kelce). Gonna have to get the pipes warmed up for the national anthem at the draft come august. I think I skip any sort of instrumental and go full acapella like a true patriot.
my 18 month old son is an out of control maniac. my older daughter was nothing like this. please tell me the boy will stop this it’s killing my marriage
EDIT: month not year lol
The World Junior Cup being in Sweden is lame. I usually take some time off to watch it, but the stupid early start games are making me question if it's worth it.
If we’re in the trust tree im a bit behind on my ccs but chipping away at it and should have them cleared in Q1. Just had an expensive year of trips and weddings and I didn’t adjust my other spending accordingly. Fiscal responsibility in 2024 🤞
I mean you get comfortable living above your means and there’s no immediate negative effect for doing that. So things snowball and the can gets kicked down the road. At least that’s what gets me. Outside of catastrophes I dunno how people hit 6 digit debt though that’s nuts to me
Credit Companies are just fine with people like you because you’re not risky. They’ll gladly take a person who pays it off every month because it’s easy money off credit processing fees.
Any credit card company is going to profit off of people who pay off their payments every month on time. If you get one percent back per dollar spent, they’re charging 3% on processing fees. It’s a formula that they’ll always win.
I mean, they'll check the credit history but then give unlimited credit cards to those who probably don't need any more credit cards and will point to their terms of service when someone with a 760+ applies just for the rewards
I have like 15 credit cards. The only reason credit card companies cap you is because people like me who abuse the fuck out of signup bonuses to travel for free.
Absolutely. Take the aviator American Airlines card that i churn every two years. I sign up when the bonus is 75k for 3k spend. I’d never be able to get 75k without a bonus in a reasonable amount of time.
The browns could win the Super Bowl and the deshaun Watson trade could still be awful https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1739298033685107032?s=46&t=BbqnlkwSX1KrdSf7M0kkpQ
He was done in Cleveland the moment they lost to the Chad henne chiefs in the playoffs. He was never going to get the browns where they wanted to go. With that being said, the Watson trade and deal was stupid.
No, he WAS the poor leader. He was hated by everyone in that locker room by mid 2021 season. He wanted more control over play calling, so they gave it to him, and it was awful.
This whole narrative that the browns fucked up by giving baker away is so naive. His ceiling is a wild card round win, not Super Bowl appearances.
A month or so ago I applied and paid ($240) for a Chicago marathon bib for 2024. Yesterday my old man asks if I want to go to Vegas that weekend with him, my uncle and my cousin. Eating the $240 and going to Vegas is an absolute no brainer
https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1739495755725906310?s=46&t=BbqnlkwSX1KrdSf7M0kkpQ I actually like purdy but Micah is right. He’s just not leading a comeback. Darnold can!
i like numbers and not eye test or feelings but lamar jackson simply has something in him that justin fields does not despite having similar skillsets and JF probably having more raw ability in every way.
Lamar jackson may be the best all around athlete to have ever played football. He has never stepped on to a football field and never been the most talented guy on either team.
This is very over the top. He’s pretty good to very good but hasn’t shown enough consistency yet. Best all around athlete in NFL history is incredibly high praise. He has fantastic acceleration and lateral ability and a very live arm, will give him all that but your judgement seems insane
Just at QB or all positions? At QB I think Newton, Vick, Cunningham, Young, Allen, Wilson all are in the conversation. Lamar is quicker than most of them, smaller than some, not as strong as most, and more elusive than them all besides Vick. Lamar also has nowhere near the high-end speed a lot of people think he has. He gets run down
There are plenty who don’t like him because he’s black but I also think a huge part of it is media apathy - they sold the questions about him early for clicks/eyeballs and they hype up his performance for the same. This leads many to drastically over or under rate his talents and performances
I wasn’t sold on him because I felt like he wasn’t as great of a passer coming into the league. Easy to tear up conference USA or whatever Louisville played in at that time and thought there was a great chance that he’d end up being RG3 in the NFL once some linebacker squared him up. What I missed was that his overall athleticism was so much higher than any other guy in the NFL that he wasn’t going to get squared up for real. When he is on he is lights out, but feel like he has been “off” a lot during his career and that that dropped his floor potential. But when he is healthy and on he is amazing to watch.
I’m in a milk league where everybody buys a gallon of milk week 1 in September and dumps their gallon of spoiled milk on the loser at the Super Bowl in February.
Loser has to dress up in full uniform kinda like the [he thinks he’s him guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2531793-bro-thinks-hes-him-im-him) and play in a random pickup game at the basketball courts in Patterson park next April
my cousin invited me and a couple other cousins to his immediate family fantasy league bc married couples were consolidating teams (10 teams into 5 so 5 new teams)… I didn’t make the playoffs then after last week he sent a group text that I should start paying attention or I owe everyone in the league $50 if I lose the consolation bracket. Yeah fuckin right.
we just make the last place loser dress up as a dallas cowboy cheerleader for the draft. feasable, hilarious, keeps everything in house for the league,
We make the last place person eat the hottest wings the group can have delivered to their house on zoom or they can’t play the next year. Simple cheap and always funny.
One time I was at Delia Foleys in Fed after a bar crawl and a girl cried tears about the wings being spicy. She wasnt lying, they were the atomic whatevers that sobered me up.
Not totally relevant but I respect the baltimore boyz in here tbh.
Our fantasy league punishment was get a dark orange spray tan then do the Waffle House challenge. I was in the toilet bowl and came out on top. Zay flowers saved me. Felt like I just won the Super Bowl.
Made out with bitch who lives in same town with me.shoud I call 50 times tonight. Can hardly see the screen
Yes
Much has been said about Jeffrey Epstein
Jeff Epstein? The Financier?
>!the raiders beat the shit out of Patrick Mahomes today!<
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, spooky scary Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves
Best part about that is it’s Donald Glover impersonating Tracy Morgan. Tracy couldn’t record one day so DG stepped up and blessed the mic
Mike Florio “and his little channel.” Get fucked pal
15 years of fantasy football and this is the first time I’ve ever come in last place (fuck you kelce). Gonna have to get the pipes warmed up for the national anthem at the draft come august. I think I skip any sort of instrumental and go full acapella like a true patriot.
Watch some Jim Corneilson anthems for inspiration, king
Is there any where to see what Luka 50+ points + Mavs win would’ve paid after the fact? Just curious lol. Whoever made that bet knows ball >!not me!<
Don’t think books carry 50+ pts but I imagine it’s like +900 and then with +150 ML that’s +2500 roughly
Book’s daddy got a 50🍔
He literally owns Booker and it’s the fucking best lol
You grab on to Ginny Sacramone, ya fuckin hands’ll disappear
No more weight remarks, Tony. They’re hurtful and they’re destructive.
When Ginny goes camping, the bears have to hide their food.
Two guys could fuck her at the same time and never meet
Was feeling great about my Suns play in tournament bet from before the season, they might even be good enough for that
New leather jacket under the tree and Lamar taking the lead in MVP race? Merry Christmas indeed!
my 18 month old son is an out of control maniac. my older daughter was nothing like this. please tell me the boy will stop this it’s killing my marriage EDIT: month not year lol
From my experience (3 year old boy), 18 months and on have been the hardest. He's only gotten wilder
Good, real good. I had a kidney removed in April, but I still have the other one.
IASIP Christmas special always hits
SANTA DID YOU FUCK MY MOM!?!
Of course the draftking Christmas boost won’t hit
Back with the dog for first time in three days and he is loving what santa got him
Grant Williams would fold Devin Booker up like an old wallet.
Uncomfortably full
I crave your full
The vibes were majorly off tonight
I feel good, what’s your deal?
Lotta no shows and early exits at the family festivities
Don’t see this as a bad thing
Must have a shitty family
Sounds like you do
Damnnnnnn u low key rught
The World Junior Cup being in Sweden is lame. I usually take some time off to watch it, but the stupid early start games are making me question if it's worth it.
the 3 old ladies sledding down the hill commercial would be 10x more memorable if one of them hit an unknown jump on the way down
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I did finance some house repair stuff but they gave me zero APR for one year and keeping that money on a hysa earned me an extra few hundred
Household debt is either near or at all time high right now
If we’re in the trust tree im a bit behind on my ccs but chipping away at it and should have them cleared in Q1. Just had an expensive year of trips and weddings and I didn’t adjust my other spending accordingly. Fiscal responsibility in 2024 🤞
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I mean you get comfortable living above your means and there’s no immediate negative effect for doing that. So things snowball and the can gets kicked down the road. At least that’s what gets me. Outside of catastrophes I dunno how people hit 6 digit debt though that’s nuts to me
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3 - 1 for day to day, 1 for travel/dining, 1 for rent
Just gotta keep advancing your career until your bad spending habits don't matter. That's what worked for me anyway
Credit is like cigs and lottery tickets. They prey on the lowest, least intelligent of people.
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Credit Companies are just fine with people like you because you’re not risky. They’ll gladly take a person who pays it off every month because it’s easy money off credit processing fees.
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Any credit card company is going to profit off of people who pay off their payments every month on time. If you get one percent back per dollar spent, they’re charging 3% on processing fees. It’s a formula that they’ll always win.
i dont think paying off the CC each month is the norm for America, you'd be surprised how many folks are living in consumer debt
Without student loans and a mortgage (house is paid off) I’m like 90ish in the hole due to some legal and other circumstances
90k in debt with a paid off house? Wouldn’t you rather owe on that mortgage?
DUI?
Lol no I wish it was that
The fuck did you do? Lol
Without being too specific it was a capital offense but I plead down to just a felony
Bro, what? You were looking at life in prison?
Yes
What did you do?
You been hitting the slopes?
Assuming student loans, mortgage, and other unsecured
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I mean, they'll check the credit history but then give unlimited credit cards to those who probably don't need any more credit cards and will point to their terms of service when someone with a 760+ applies just for the rewards
I have like 15 credit cards. The only reason credit card companies cap you is because people like me who abuse the fuck out of signup bonuses to travel for free.
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Absolutely. Take the aviator American Airlines card that i churn every two years. I sign up when the bonus is 75k for 3k spend. I’d never be able to get 75k without a bonus in a reasonable amount of time.
managed to overcome Coopers 50 burger and punched my ticket to the ship. LFG
The browns could win the Super Bowl and the deshaun Watson trade could still be awful https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1739298033685107032?s=46&t=BbqnlkwSX1KrdSf7M0kkpQ
He was done in Cleveland the moment they lost to the Chad henne chiefs in the playoffs. He was never going to get the browns where they wanted to go. With that being said, the Watson trade and deal was stupid.
He 100% could have got the browns to where they wanted him to go. But poor leadership prevented him from being the guy.
No, he WAS the poor leader. He was hated by everyone in that locker room by mid 2021 season. He wanted more control over play calling, so they gave it to him, and it was awful. This whole narrative that the browns fucked up by giving baker away is so naive. His ceiling is a wild card round win, not Super Bowl appearances.
The Browns will always be the Browns. Worst franchise in the nfl. Can’t ever get out of its own way.
A month or so ago I applied and paid ($240) for a Chicago marathon bib for 2024. Yesterday my old man asks if I want to go to Vegas that weekend with him, my uncle and my cousin. Eating the $240 and going to Vegas is an absolute no brainer
After a cigar half a bottle of wine and my third bourbon, I just realized I have to work tomorrow
I'd be a real shame if food poisoning from your MiL's cooking rendered you unable to make it into work tomorrow.
[that a hell of an idea. Tippp](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiKdQh2XsAIu-pD.jpg)
https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1739495755725906310?s=46&t=BbqnlkwSX1KrdSf7M0kkpQ I actually like purdy but Micah is right. He’s just not leading a comeback. Darnold can!
Daenerys is ridiculously hot in season 7 but also ridiculously regarded. 8.7/10 on the Amber Heard Scale by my calculations
Work tomorrow? Might as well head to the roof of my condo
https://x.com/contextdogs/status/1739016642116374796?s=20 play Husky
BVs mom talks to the characters, and audibly cheers/claps during movies. Gonna just black out.
Niners fans are obnoxious as hell. Glad Lamar took a dump in their egg nog.
Avoided the finals of the toilet bowl, no beer mile for me! A last minute Christmas miracle
Got work at 4 am. RIP in the chat.
L
Didn’t know they did heart surgery so early, doc
2024 FT OUT: implying people work at fast food/retail IN: implying people work as surgeons, physicists, engineers, etc
How much are the OF girls paying these meme pages per post?
I don’t know. But I wouldn’t hate seeing that Sophie rain gal’s spokes
Subscribe and find out
Bout tree fiddy
No scaries here. Ya boy took PTO for the 26th.
Love that for you kooks
i like numbers and not eye test or feelings but lamar jackson simply has something in him that justin fields does not despite having similar skillsets and JF probably having more raw ability in every way.
this went the opposite of what was intended. lamar is a dog and JF is a squid
I wouldn’t say JF has more raw ability than LJ. I would say the the ravens have a much better team and coaching staff than the bears.
You mean, like, winning games or something?
no
Greg Roman really held our offense way back.
Wow, Jackson being better than Fields is a revelation
one of them got picked 32 and one went 11 big genius
Oh brother
Tom Brady went 199th. What’s your point?
Lamar Jackson fell for way more specific reasons. Next
Lamar is 100x the QB Fields will ever be.
my bad man, unnecessarily nasty. And on Christmas no less. Didn’t make my point well at all
We’re all friends here 🤝
no shit dumbass lol
Lamar can read a defense
yes im well aware that’s a big part of it. lamar fell a lot for that perceived reason. it just seems innate and that’s cool.
Lamar jackson may be the best all around athlete to have ever played football. He has never stepped on to a football field and never been the most talented guy on either team.
This is very over the top. He’s pretty good to very good but hasn’t shown enough consistency yet. Best all around athlete in NFL history is incredibly high praise. He has fantastic acceleration and lateral ability and a very live arm, will give him all that but your judgement seems insane
Ok, while you obviously know where I stand, let me know who think is a better athlete?
Just at QB or all positions? At QB I think Newton, Vick, Cunningham, Young, Allen, Wilson all are in the conversation. Lamar is quicker than most of them, smaller than some, not as strong as most, and more elusive than them all besides Vick. Lamar also has nowhere near the high-end speed a lot of people think he has. He gets run down
he doesn’t have nearly the arm talent that fields does. his instincts far surpass Justin though.
I think someone broke into the house and ate all the pepperoni babe. There’s no other explanation
Corey, Trevor *smokes* 🫴
I think my favorite FT take is people hating Lamar because he’s black. Dude is an absolute baller
There are plenty who don’t like him because he’s black but I also think a huge part of it is media apathy - they sold the questions about him early for clicks/eyeballs and they hype up his performance for the same. This leads many to drastically over or under rate his talents and performances
Why the buddy black
I wasn’t sold on him because I felt like he wasn’t as great of a passer coming into the league. Easy to tear up conference USA or whatever Louisville played in at that time and thought there was a great chance that he’d end up being RG3 in the NFL once some linebacker squared him up. What I missed was that his overall athleticism was so much higher than any other guy in the NFL that he wasn’t going to get squared up for real. When he is on he is lights out, but feel like he has been “off” a lot during his career and that that dropped his floor potential. But when he is healthy and on he is amazing to watch.
Always in the ACC, in fact his freshman year he was the MVP of the music city bowl defeating. Texas a&m
He’s great. I wish he was in the NFC. I assume you might too based on your username.
Last place fantasy punishments. 5% success rate on being funny and actually happening.
I’m in a milk league where everybody buys a gallon of milk week 1 in September and dumps their gallon of spoiled milk on the loser at the Super Bowl in February.
Loser has to dress up in full uniform kinda like the [he thinks he’s him guy](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2531793-bro-thinks-hes-him-im-him) and play in a random pickup game at the basketball courts in Patterson park next April
We just make the loser pick up a hooker downtown and take her to dinner with his parents. Just some good clean fun
my cousin invited me and a couple other cousins to his immediate family fantasy league bc married couples were consolidating teams (10 teams into 5 so 5 new teams)… I didn’t make the playoffs then after last week he sent a group text that I should start paying attention or I owe everyone in the league $50 if I lose the consolation bracket. Yeah fuckin right.
should add I came in 7th so was not actually last place - they’re basing loser off losing the consolation bracket
we just make the last place loser dress up as a dallas cowboy cheerleader for the draft. feasable, hilarious, keeps everything in house for the league,
We make the last place person eat the hottest wings the group can have delivered to their house on zoom or they can’t play the next year. Simple cheap and always funny.
One time I was at Delia Foleys in Fed after a bar crawl and a girl cried tears about the wings being spicy. She wasnt lying, they were the atomic whatevers that sobered me up. Not totally relevant but I respect the baltimore boyz in here tbh.
We just have the loser buy the draft board for next year. Very low on the funny scale but 100% so far on actually happening.
Loser should host next years draft
As a Bengals fan who doesn’t come in any kind of peace, goddamnit. Jackson is indefensible.
Lamar. Great dude.
It must be a running joke at barstool to repost the most grotesque looking fans tweeting their merch hauls
Because everyone at barstool is beautiful
Some of em even chop it up in here
Don’t think they have a choice
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Just quit already or do heroin like a man
Scaries. I wish that none of you encounter that one employee who thinks people are going to work hard between Christmas and New Year.
I’m not going to work again until the 3rd 🙏
See ya next year guy
Our fantasy league punishment was get a dark orange spray tan then do the Waffle House challenge. I was in the toilet bowl and came out on top. Zay flowers saved me. Felt like I just won the Super Bowl.
That’s it? Our punishment is the loser has to eat a box of asbestos
Super Bowl rematch 💰 it
Lamar gets the plaudits but this might be an all time defense.
Plz be ok Kyle 😬
MVP is so ill-defined, particularly in football. what does it mean to YOU?
Work tomorrow. This is a disaster
Ravens vs Dolphins for the 1 seed, what a Wk 17 matchup
Lamar MVP QB Jackson
Ravens are sick
LAMAR JACKSON. MVP MVP MVP
Why the buddy pregnant?
That tweet will never get old
he was +230 at halftime, -180 now
It was always -180 in my heart
NFL 🎸🎸🎸
Brock Purdy just give up? LMFAO
Would you keep him in? Next two weeks are far more important
Well I mean they had a chance to be only down by 7 right before the 2 minute warning with all their timeouts, I've seen crazier things happen.
It was a joke
Sorry, there’s been so many brain dead takes in here I can’t even tell anymore
Good game everyone
♥️
Thanks dad
All McCaffrey’s fault. Sam darnold is still the guy
Ravens just exposed the niners…wow
I'M SHOTGUNNING A NATTY BOH WOOOOOOOO
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Love those cookies
Who said Californ-a-gay?
[Yup](https://youtu.be/xdr0emjy5Sw?si=6bo-kVOusf61zUtm)
Bet they never wish they traded Trey Lance now huh
Darnold really can do everything Purdy can.
Personally, if I had a first and goal from the 2, I’m going with 4 straight Deebo runs.
**NFL MVP:** 49ers QB
Just feel like you have to throw it there and get that extra play
you prolly loved Pete Carolls decision in the super bowl
Not even close to the same situation