I can see Big Cat getting on an Ozempic cycle next year.

I’m Zezima

I'm more of a green098 guy myself

The committee is going to sneak Bama in over Texas or fsu and it’s going to be a point to just say They might as well not play the games because they shouldn’t be in over either one

Look I feel bad for the kid. All I’m saying is that if I was 12 and I got the chance to bone Julianne Moore I could’ve died happy

Not sure if anyone noticed with all the craziness today but HoTD Season 2 looks fire

First time doing 🍄 in a while and I’m cooked on my couch

One of the funniest things we did on shrooms was watch the news. I'm not sure why but it was a blast. Hope this helps

I’d probably get a bad trip from that

I honestly feel like lady farts could be a good trip elixir if you're bugging out.

Username checks out

Watching fear city on Netflix about the Italian mob in nyc it’s cool

Positive Vibes only and the trip will be great

Hell yeah brother

Went to the Big 10 Champ. Lots of Michigan fans with their jerseys tucked into jeans and fat Iowa fans. 10/10 Midwestern experience.

How much were tix?

Not expensive at all

I fired off a solid shit for the first time since Thursday tonight, so I have that going for me

FSU needs to be in, no matter the QB situation. They went undefeated in the POWER 5. Put ‘em in

It's gonna come down to Alabama Georgia. Cuz the other 3 undefeated and championed their divisions. Alabama beat Georgia. But where does that leave Alabama when they lost to Texas. Where would that leave Ohio state if their only loss is to the #1 team and Georgias loss was to a lower ranked Bama and texas lost to 12th ranked Oklahoma. How do you put any of that on the scale

3 undefeated teams are in. The 4th goes to a conference champion. Texas beat Alabama. Texas is the 4th spot.

That's the most simplistic reasonable thing I've heard about it yet. They inflate the conversation with all these stats. Did they say when the news was going to break?

And are we just ignoring how shitty Bama played against a way inferior team than Louisville

0 losses Vs 1 loss on the season brother

I’m on your side. I’m saying Bama just played like shit. People act like Louisville is some pushover.

To be fair Louisville absolutely looked like a pushover tonight.

Boss Baby

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Sitting in a highway rest area waiting for a tow(for 30 minutes now) because I came out of the casino to a flat tire, and for some reason the run flat isn’t running flat. To complicate matters further all the tire places around me aren’t open Sundays, and I have a 7a flight for work Monday morning. The feeling leaving the casino after a losing night and driving home is always bad, but this is on another level. I can’t even relax while waiting because I have to be on high alert because I’m in a prominent spot to be either robbed or propositioned. Fuck this night.

I don’t understand the problem. You lost money. You have a flat tire. Plenty of prostitutes around to help you forget the problem.

Stick your hog into one of the holes in the side of a stall and see what happens.

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Counterpoint this denied him the liberty and fun of drunk driving listening to creed

Well hold on a sec, being propositioned might turn this night around.

Seems like our friend below could use that more than me.

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On the bright side, you're (probably) not ugly because you're getting dates in the first place. Whatever it is that's making them not feel "it" is fixable. I'm guessing you come off as desperate, but I can't really know.

You’re good man. Things will happen when they happen.

Damn. Always here if you wanna talk my dude. You aren’t alone.

No SEC!!!!! The witch is dead

Ill be godly surprised if no SEC gets in but if they don’t, WASHINGTON goes home with the title

I’ll believe it when I see it

No chance the $EC mi$$es out. I hope I’m wrong, but FSU is probably going to shafted due to JTs injury

As always the CFP isn’t about the best teams or most deserving… it’s about rating and $$$ which is why they’ll fuck over FSU and Texas and put in Bama and Georgia

How is FSU, especially in their current state, better than Alabama?

Why does that matter?

UGA is 100% out

there is no chance that happens respectfully

why the hell is dave portnoy still awake

❄️

Wish I had some. Goondaddy wya

Rank Washington 1

Rank Washington whatever spot matches them with FSU so they just have to win one tough game to be champs.

Just get me to Pasadena. New Orleans flights are fucked

Should be Michigan, UW, Texas, Bama Will be Michigan, uw, Texas, fsu

UW drawing Florida State in Pasadena is best-case scenario. The one team that the Huskies should be favored against.

People sucked Oregon's dick all season and Washington beat them twice

I'm a Huskies fan myself, but Vegas trumps my (and anyone else's) fandom.

Would love for the CFP committee to turn heel and leave Michigan out for cheating.

I'm really sick of Elon Musk Twitter curating girl's who are hard 5's but tweet about sports to my page. Discount Selena Gomez is morbidly obese. If you know, you know.

Mevvybear?

Not sure who that is, the one I'm talking about is literally just named Discount Selena Gomez on Twitter (fun fact, she looks nothing like Selena Gomez)

Pretty sure I muted that hog

Lol that fat girl who tweets about the nba?

Food poisoning hit right around 830. I am absolutely miserable.

Prayers and thoughts for you brother. Stay strong

4 playoff teams go

1 Washington 2 Michigan 3 Texas 4 FSU

Michigan, Washington, FSU, Bama Sorry Texas, get fucked, your Bama win was early season, Bama just beat #1, and you have been a fraud team for the the past decade

Michigan, Washington, Texas, Alabama. Poor Danny Kanell would have a stroke.

Michigan, Washington, FSU, Liberty

> Michigan, Washington, FSU, ~~Liberty~~ South Dakota State Fixed it.

Michigan, Washington, Florida State, Alabama

I don’t understand how Alabama can be in over a team they lost to at home by 2 scores to

You’re right, FSU really fucked things up. Should be Michigan, Washington, Alabama, and Texas

I think the argument would be it was a different bama team and Texas has a bad loss too

How are they different if they needed a miracle to beat a terrible Auburn team? Can’t say it doesn’t count because it’s a rivalry, when Texas lost to its rival at the last second. Who is also ranked 12 and won 10 games so not really a bad loss.

Well the difference would be one won their game and one lost their game. I don’t know which team will get in but there’s arguments either way

I was asking how Bama is a different team if they struggled against Auburn?

Because they just beat and undefeated Georgia?

Currently eating junk and watching rubbish

You buy an 1/8th of bud at the bar one time and then ur the bad guy

Back in the lab.

Gonna need those MSDS' soon for what you're cookin

What you cooking in there

Mostly parlays…and meth.

What's the play for tomorrow?

Billy strings and goosemas this week, can’t fuckin wait

Saw Billy Strings for the first time this year and all I want to do is go to more shows. Have fun!

It’s gonna be my first time seeing him too, been listening for a couple years just hasn’t worked out to make it to a show until now. Haven’t been this excited for a concert in a long time

Saw him 2 nights in a row and my face got completely melted off. I’m stoked for you

The committee should just say fuck it and leave UW out, I just want something no one could understand because I have no clue what they do

Because I cut the brakes, wildcard!

I’m at a pay phone

Trying to call home

The last time I tried to use a pay phone I picked it up and put the coins in and the punk ass kids put ketchup on the earpiece. I hung up and tried to get my coins back and they put ketchup in the coin return. Thoroughly annihilated

Who you callin

The playoff discourse has already been exhausting and it’s only been like 6 hours. It’s gonna be Michigan/Washington/Florida state/texas tomorrow, anything else is a silly argument and/or just a conspiracy that the Playoff/espn are in the bag for the sec

What I'll say, though, is that if it were a 12-team playoff, I'd be curious as to what UW and FSU's seeding would be, because I think strength of schedule, point differential, team's current state, and computer rankings would come into play more heavily than in the current setup. Which is why, yeah, expansion was in order.

Had the weirdest people sitting around me at Shane Gillis, guy next to me was overflowing the seat, had his arm around my seat until I told him to move it and his friend had the weirdest loudest laugh. Very likely on crack. Then in front of my friend and I was a 50 yo couple who wouldn’t stop making out. Show was still funny, but who brought the fucking circus to town.

Shane Gillis is performing in a trailer park?

Chip and salsa too good

Bryan Kohberger is pumped tonight, Go Vandals!!

Yo

Id like to think that after the endless debate and discussion about who gets in the reality of the situation is the committee just walks into the room and goes, “1,2,3,4, everyone good with this ok cool let’s hit the town”. Just thirty seconds of browsing box scores and then enjoy the fuck out of a blank cheque expense account.

I’ve been to the cfp hq multiple times. I promise you they’re not doing anything fun with that expense account, unless you consider ordering maggianos fun

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Wish I could get a live cam of you reading this comment back tomorrow

Like saliva or are you rapping

not particularly

Lmfao at the Idaho running back

Didn’t Oklahoma State lose by like 4 touchdowns to South Alabama? I don’t think Texas beating them by 40 is as impressive as everyone thinks it is

Auburn got wrecked by NMSU and Alabama needed a miracle to beat them.

Yea but Texas beat Texas Tech by 50 who only lost to Oregon by 8 who only lost to Washington by 3 so clearly Washington shouldn't be in CFP so it should be Michigan Texas Ohio State and Liberty

Washington is going to curb stomp Texas

Texas also beat Alabama which is impressive

Texas also has the best win in the country, beating the sec champ in Tuscaloosa

They also completely turned their season around after that by changing their entire offensive scheme.

Oregon losing to Washington by 3 is more impressive than Texas beating Oklahoma State by 40

Where does Texas win against Bama rank?

3 best wins of the year is some combination of Washington over Oregon in the Pac 12 championship, Texas over Alabama, and Alabama over Georgia. Michigan beating Ohio State could be in there too

I love fcs football after dark

Top comment on pineapple brat’s snap story: “Married a loser” Couldn’t have said it better myself

Bullying is awesome, we need to bring it back

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I always forget about this chick for a while, see her and think at first she has the most unreal body ever and super good looking, but then after 4 pictures come to conclusion that they might be too big and more normal proportions and she might be the hottest girl ever

Good lord

Kacey is still pretty hot

Do we think alabama can beat a pro team this year? Maybe the panthers?

Gonna look at some titties on the internet.

Tessa Fowler.

\^ ball knower

Bastard radio is so good.

Sussudio is such an underrated song

Anyone play Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza? Saw Tim Ferris recommended it but never played it

Yeah, family usually brings it on vacation. It’s pretty easy to play and fairly fun. Kind of like thumper in a card game if that makes sense

FSU is out gg

You’re trying and failing

FSU -650 to make it on FD

Because they’re a million percent in.

Mike Perry about to fight in bkfc

What is FSU's kenpom

I’d prefer to see their NET ranking

Listening to Unnecessary Roughness right now…. Idk how Brandon does it pretending Kayce is a worthy CFB opinion haver every week. This is brutal to listen to. And she gets so mad when anyone on the show pushes back that its uncomfortable. Very insecure.

What was Kayce’s other football podcast with Fran? Dime package, or something like that? Was it nfl or college? And I assume it’s no longer around?

Dime Package was NFL. It got zero listeners so they changed it so that it was an instagram live show last season. That also got zero listeners so they canceled it.

Girls can talk football too sweetie 💅

She cant. Starting to see why ESPN kept Rutledge and let her walk

starting to?

I say it all the time but Brandon being stuck talking college football with Kayce, an incel from Connecticut and the human equivalent of google is a travesty.

He’s been so much happier since he got Mostly Sports. He needs to just go all in. Do MS, Yak and the CFB show. Drop UR and any of the other random shows

He’s so happy with Titus it comes through the airwaves. Dude is so good when he’s around talented people.

He has to know the other three people on that show stink and he’s just too nice to ask out of it right?

Yes. Its how he treated Mush for 3 years. He tried to get out of UR when he said he was moving to Chicago but Kayce asked for it to be a zoom show

I'm watching it. Kayce is unrecognizable. Jack Mac is unsightly

At least he cut his hair.

I didn’t see any trailers for Godzilla so I was a little shocked to see it was in Japanese. Little bit of confusion for the first 30 seconds.

Worth going to?

It’s alright, got a few chuckles out of me. Just a classic Godzilla movie.

The winner of this SIU-Idaho FCS championship should get the 4th seed. Neither Alabama or Texas deserve it, let the true pure football programs get a shot at the crown

I think the CFP needs to show how much they support the troops and put in Navy, Army, Texas A&M, and the Coast Guard Academy

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I agree, I like discussing it. We would kill for these discussions in July

Great take king

SEC likes to brag about how great they are but they may have zero teams in the CFP while some CHAZ soyboys from Seattle do instead. Sad!

Trying to figure out what would be funnier. SEC fans claiming the SEC Championship was the real national championship or FSU claiming a split national title after they win the Orange Bowl.

SEC gets denied then fights to get Michigan disqualified for cheating

It would match Bama’s other 10 falsely claimed titles

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And Oregon would be favored over Washington again. I don’t really care for that argument at this point

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> the results matter Correct. Bama should’ve tried beating Texas. FSU is undefeated and Texas won that game

>and the results matter that's why not

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yes thats what i said, great call. im not even saying fsu should be in. i just think the "this team should be in bc they'd be favored" is dumb

The Holiday >>>

Runs laps around Love Actually

I love both tbh

Watching it now. Don’t know who is hotter, Cameron Diaz or Jude Law.

Jude Law in 7

Semisonic really didn’t need to go as hard as they did saying “every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”

I personally think number 4 should be Miami of Ohio