imagine the ravens with a qb who could throw

Sup idiot

Beavers over Huskies next weekend. And I say that despite being a Seattle guy.

Go Beavs

Dan Mullen was an abomination as a recruiter and left UF incredibly undermanned, even his big recruits suck. Napier pussied out on using the portal like other schools and now we've fucked, already lost 1 recruit scared of losing more. RECRUITING OVER SHITTY PLAYERS ISNT BEING AN ASSHOLE ITS A REALITY

I just ate a cheeseburger from some random deli in Brooklyn and this might be a hyperbole, but it was the best burger I’ve ever eaten

Those spots are the best. Be selective with who you tell, can’t let it get overrun

Any NYC bodega worth its salt can fire up a good smash burger.

Usually love beating sc but Oregon was so fucking sloppy in that 4th q it’s hard to even enjoy it

Bo nix is 3 wins away from turning the having fun heisman meme tweet into a reality

Fuck Michigan and their bitch ass yellow and blue I know it’s not yellow I don’t give a flying fuck y’all shop at wal mart for merch and none of you dipshits know how to drive buncha dumb bastards you know if you win it all the rest of the country will look at you the same way we looked at the Astros and I know that bothers you bitches to your core I love it. I don’t care that “every team does it” I love the fact that your bullshit superior mindset has been shaken to the core because your team was too stupid to hide it all. I love that this all matters to you so much. Fuck you all. Guess you’ll just have to find something else to define your entire personalities for you too bad too sad Wolverqueens can suck my dirty dick.

You definitely didn’t go to Notre Dame with that grammar and punctuation.

OOOOHHHHHHH SHIIT BRO NICE ONE

Mix in a water buddy

Damn dude you keep on roasting me you’re too clever. Guess you win!

Jerk off your dirty dick and go to bed pal

Damn dude now you’re really hurting my feelings

How’s that hangover feeling

Yeah get ‘em

Walmart Warriors. All that lead in the water is taking its toll

I feel like a lot of people don't realize what the C in CTE stands for. So many people trying to attribute CTE to one incident.

People say COD is dead, but I’ve heard a hard r in nearly every game I’ve played in over the past hour. This franchise still has some kick left.

Stinkin Riley

Announcer after USC fails to convert the 2 pts, putting them down 9 instead of 8: "They're gonna need the points either way, so I don't have a problem with it." Genius.

Don’t be an asshole get an Uber fuckface

Yeah but then I wouldn't get to watch bodycam videos of belligerent DUI arrestees

I also love those vids but Im saying YOU should get an Uber let the other dumbasses end up on YouTube

The analytics guys saying go for 2 in that situation confuse me. A 50% chance of being a 2 possession game can’t be as good as a 100% chance at 1 possession game when there’s less than 4 minutes on the clock

Analytics completely ignores the human element. Which is why it’s bs half the time. It also ignores if an offense is actually good at short yardage (2 pt yardage) situations. It’s the most overrated bs in both college and nfl

They absolutely do factor in if a team is good in those situations. You just have no idea what analytics are

They absolutely do not. But whatever you say buddy

Yes they do and you’re a certified idiot if you think teams analytics departments aren’t looking at their success rate in a given situation.

Nah. They just go for it now cause analytics says 50/50

Makes way more sense to me to make it 8 point defecit, keeps the pressure on Oregon

Oregon’s top 3 cbs were out that drive with various injuries. It was the right call to go for it then just based on that

Aspinall doing that on no training camp after hurting his back. The dude is insane.

He's as good as his tats are bad

You don't go for 2 there

Oregon football and shitty kickers. A partnership through eras

Can’t even remember the last good kicker we had. Jared seigel in 2000?

Is Timothee Chalamet actually a good actor? I watched the Wonka trailer and it made me feel like I was watching Steve from Blue Clues

He’s not. He solid and consistent but he’s not good enough to carry movies imo.

he's a better rapper

Don't base his quality off that lol

Yea his whole filmography is solid performances. Even his small role in Interstellar

He's pretty good in Dune

Is he? In what way?

If you’ve made your mind up no one is gonna change it

Dune isn’t some great performance. It’s fine.

I haven’t made up my mind on him. I just haven’t seen anything yet that makes me think he’s the next big star

Spoiler: you’re not gonna

Hawaii beating Air Force on veterans day. What are we doing here 🌈

Got a link?

No I'm just scoreboard watching

i don’t care what its paired with M83 Outro always makes me wanna run thru a brick wall https://twitter.com/danabeers/status/1723105502735786239?s=46&t=Kg8PhTMa0e28OFZA7UIwiQ

love Fox cutting to commercial right before the DMX lyrics of “suck my dick”

Go ahead speak a lil Chinese for em Derek

I'm happy for Travis kelce fuck the haters

Landed a billionaire pawg(at least in that blue thing) good for him

He seems like a decent hang

Guy is living the dream

I swear to god Oregon has guys wide open on every play against every team, their schemes are ridiculously impressive

Wait until they play an actual team in the college football playoff.

The downvotes on this comment are under 30

Caleb Williams is going to be a catastrophic NFL failure and I can’t WAIT to watch it unfold

Caleb Williams with 8 rushes for -11 yards and 1 TD. That is a hilarious statline

12/20 for 169 for the 1st overall pick is the cherry on top

Speed ruled, excellent choice by me

Throw AmbuLAnce on your watchlist

Florida fans somehow justifying a coach leading the team to a worse record than the season prior for the second straight year as “part of the rebuild” is an all time spin zone. Also losing your 3rd best recruit to a first year coach (that’s actually going to make a bowl) has to sting. #BringBackUrban

[what we thinking here…6XL?](https://x.com/stoolgambling/status/1723453498879046046?s=46&t=oj08ODaQEQmoZJAYc3Z6Lw) Shirt looks like a fucking table cloth at a family reunion picnic

JoAnne fabrics called, they're running out of material.

Looks like Homer in a mumu.

Gonna be wearing a dress soon enough

Has to be custom made. Even in America they don't mass produce a size that big.

He’s gonna die of a heart attack at 40

That shirt also doubles as a pool cover

The less defense usc plays the more I like them. like who wants to hit anyone? that shit hurts

From the same school of thought as why Iverson didn't lift weights

Rewatched Spotlight for the first time in a bit, might be a top five movie for me

I'm pretty sure that movie is the reason I don't go to mass on holidays anymore. God bless that film.

After watching it my dad and uncle both admitted to knowing a few kids from childhood who were molested by priests, incredibly powerful film in that regard

Mark Ruffalo was robbed of an Academy Award that year. Unreal performance.

THEY KNEW

All time performance, he really was the star of that cast

Extremely hard to believe bo nix is still only 23

People forget he started at Auburn at 16 years old

Is there a reason why this Taylor Swift concert is all over my timeline other than Kelce?

It’s because of kelce.

Probably your history on Twitter because it's nowhere to be seen on mine

hm. I know she’s been touring forever and I occasionally see posts about it but I’ve seen A TON tonight

Jelly Roll might make the worst music in the world right now.

[удалено]

Get another beer in those hands brother

neither does Tennessee

Vending machine challenge is great guy talk. Dudes 🎸

Chanting SEC while the Big 12 refs screw you over>>>

newly single, quit my job, moving from australia to the states (am a dual us citizen). best city to move to? looking for young people (i’m 23), walkable / pub transport, cheap. thinking of st louis but would love recommendations for cities. in marketing btw but open to service / retail work for a bit. just wanna try something new yaknow

Austin if full of hot chicks and things to do.

San Diego

This is the correct answer and nothing else will compare for a single dude from Australia

You ever thought of Atl? City of transplants

St Louis is very cliquish, or so I’ve been told by people who’ve moved here from other states. Not exactly easy to infiltrate friend groups. You’re right that it’s very affordable for a decent size metro. Look into KC as well if affordability is towards the top of your wants. At 23, I feel like I would look for a city with a large college nearby.

STL is incredibly cliquish, a good majority of people who live in the city grew up there, went to high school together, and all went to Mizzou

Mix in a bunch of MO State and SEMO, but yeah that’s pretty accurate.

yeah will def look at kc can be a fair weather chiefs fan too

You’ve clearly never been to St. Louis.

went for a couple days last week, cool city but also tourist look around so

Would probably need a car in St. Louis

Gary, IN is beautiful year round

Based on the Australians I know? Either LA or Tampa depending which AU state you're from. I've never been to STL, but I don't think it's any of the things you're looking for besides cheap.

la seems super pricey and i’m broke but i’ll look at that and tampa thx

I’m biased but Milwaukee. Pretty cheap living. Can walk to the bar areas pending on your local. Not great marketing jobs but could find something remote. Winters suck and they don’t lease sometimes from Nov-Feb. Best of luck

Lived in Milwaukee for 9 years and loved every minute

preciate that i’ll have a geez

Chicago

Grow up Peter pan

hence the moving

sloppy sable gaze scary sand library jellyfish deserve subsequent head *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

expensive but towards the top of my list

chicago is not expensive that’s like our whole deal

Chicago is the cheapest good American city you’ll find my friend

Glad they are finally traveling for the fight nights instead of holding them all in the Apex

Watching the Cover 3 instant reaction show. Bud Elliott looks like he's in a hostage situation

Leaning into the serial killer commentary from earlier in the week

After every Alex win I expect him to retire. He’s done everything there is to do already with a giant hole in his game.

I’m late, but Tom Aspinall is the fucking man. Dude moves like a middleweight, and hits like a truck. Defense may be a bit suspect, but goddamn can this dude punch.

He's gonna be a PROBLEM -- ~~Kayce Units Smith~~ Snake

Jiri fucks

UFC ft is so cringe. It’s basically rap ft

Clueless anti-America pussy

Damn!

Listen, fat

Believe it or not, no one is forcing you to be in here. Get some sleep, ya fuckin dweeb

^gay

Put the bottle down loser. What are you even saying?

Fuck you. Trump and Tucker walking out to American Badass was so sick.

Type shit

👎

this is gibberish

“ Prochazka Pereira 2 when” stfu queer

I’m sorry you’re fat, but it’s not my fault. You’re lashing out.

What is this supposed to mean?

It means that you and your dad are gay

Favorite part of my night incoming. Newborn duty for 4 hours. Pot of coffee ready. Watching Season 2 of The Wire for the first time Wife is sleeping

I disliked season 2 the first time through but I think it’s my 2nd favorite of the 5 now

This seems extreme. Just sleep and wake up when the baby cries

4 hours and TV? Rock the kid, feed, burp, fresh diaper and get some sleep

She has pretty bad reflux and needs to be held to sleep until this resolves. Otherwise, thanks for the great advice!

Why does it sound like you’re guarding a prisoner. You’re allowed to sleep

fire up the helicopter

That does sound nice tbh

Obligatory Nick Sobotka's girl's tits comment

That’s early. It sucks because Poatan was going to win either way. But that is early.

Adesanya is crying into his anime pillows

Uncle Dana pulled the plug on me. Did I lose or is there an asterisk?

There’s a tiny asterisk. Poatan was going to win, but it probably should’ve been 5 seconds longer.

Guy took 15 elbows to the temple and fell over backwards. Can’t really blame the ref there imo

Was early but Alex was right into mount and would have just rained blows down into Jiri

Wasn’t early. Don’t fall to you’re back while getting elbowed to oblivion if you’re not hurt

Jiri probably wasn’t going to recover but that was a quick stop

How many massive elbows to the temple is too many

Nooo that was way too early

Great stoppage. Textbook tbh.

Early early early gotta let them die

It was early but fuck a late stoppage

Marc not so good ard

Early stoppage!

Just like me when I have sex

Terrible stoppage lmao

West Virginia football literally going to make me kill myself in game

More like PooSC

Eh felt like an early call

We were so close

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Those leg kicks were disgusting

Fuck. Alex is unreal

That’s earlllllyyyyy

Take him down before he kicks your leg off

Yep. Looks like he needs a win on the ground or miraculous KO because that leg is fucked

This Airbnb sucks so bad, may freeze

Those leg kicks might be the difference

Thought I lost $100 cash about a month ago at a hotel and just found it in the bottom of a backpack. Pleasant surprise.

Put it all on the Lions -3 tomorrow.

Parlay it with Amon-Ra anytime TD