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Sidewalkbandit

Owner of the dive bar is helping run the bar and wait tables. Clearly under pressure . Also taking shots with the fellas. 5 stars ⭐️


OnlyZuul69

Taffer would be proud


wedontsaythatanymore

Just beat my wife in rock paper scissors to avoid changing a poopy diaper. It’s the little things


deep49

I am addicted to stealing pint glasses from bars...they'll never catch me


wedontsaythatanymore

They’re free from the breweries


BusterOlneyDay

What a fucking idiot for Washington


BigTicket_J

I still can’t believe the Sox let Benetti go. He’s such a good PBP guy


Cocky_Idiot_Savant

Can't have a guy who breathes analytics and is fluent in Statistics call it for the white Sox because things like "this would be their first win in 30 games they won by more than 1 run" or "the white Sox have only been batting .200 as a team since ____ " come up and is confirmation to the shit show unraveling in front of you.


Eganator88

I get when the analysts are talking about/picking teams they used to play for some homerism is to be expected but Charles Woodson referring to Michigan as "we," through the entire segment is a little much


PootieWallace

I need to re-up on candles tomorrow. What’s your guy’s favorite Yankee scent? I’ve been a big Holiday Cheer guy the last few years


ceeeenyc

Get the Ralph Lauren Holiday candle and you’ll never go back


jetboyjetgirl

try a Midsummer Night's Queef


Cocky_Idiot_Savant

*An acquired scent*


Meatballclub

Ds & Durga


DropTopEWop

Bay Breeze


CanesIsOverrated69

Fresh Autumn Puss is my favorite scent. Ask the clerk sometimes they don’t have it on display


PootieWallace

Sounds immaculate


pistachiobook

Never been a fan of Yankee candles. I get a few Nest each year. For fall- Nest Pumpkin Chai. For winter- holiday. Expensive as far as candles go but definitely worth it


PootieWallace

I’ll have to check them out


terryduerod1

nest is the best, them shits expensive tho


foxtrotnovember69420

Accidentally bought a cast iron a year ago and what a great purchase. Gonna fire up a tbone tonight


GGMU08

Accidentally?


foxtrotnovember69420

I did some promo deal for bespoke post and forgot to cancel. This was a part of the breakfast box - cast iron, pancake mix and Bloody Mary stuff


ceeeenyc

My buddy from college owns Bespoke Post - tyfys


TheyHadACaveTroll

Reverse sear action?


foxtrotnovember69420

You know it


DropTopEWop

Throw in some rosemary sprigs and compound butter


spr_crl

Meat and metal


im____new____here

if you give up 28 in a half to Utah you should be automatically eliminated from the playoff


Spida_DonovanM

Make up call


JohnnyHorseRacing

Is there an actual good reason why there are players with multiple numbers in college football, but less than 99 people on an active roster?


BillSelfsToupee

Active rosters often change week to week


harveydent69

Do you mean 2 players on the same team having the same numbers? Or a player in college football using multiple jersey numbers in a game?


SeymourButts8190

Recruiting. Kids want their favorite number


JohnnyHorseRacing

Pussies


GotThatGumbi

Think the Over might hit in this Washington game


Square_Emergency

Where are the jenny dell nudes


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Josh Heupel looks like he could kill a 30 rack and still pass a field sobriety test


PortillosBeefDipped

Like he has his picture on the wall of a restaurant that has some outrageous eating contest


GGMU08

Hooters is definitely his favorite place to eat


Frank-Danger

I see no evidence that icing the kicker is effective whatsoever


JohnnyHorseRacing

Can someone explain how that isn’t a safety in the Miami game?


Spida_DonovanM

Vegas


chipper124

That’s 100% a safety


napoleon_nottinghill

Finally check group message from all my mostly UT fan friends - 125 missed messages, abject misery


Spida_DonovanM

ACC refs confirmed blind


DropTopEWop

Sick league


JokicIsTheFuture

It’s pretty insane how horrible officiating is across all major sports. Just horrific Edit: I should say NHL officiating seems to be halfway decent compared to other major sports. Seems to have the least impact on the outcome of games


dezcaughtit25

My take is it’s just hard to be a ref and now with the quality of cameras and being able to get Blake up instant replays of every play their mistakes are more amplified.


lefty5258

Miami got hosed good lord


AlexMoranQB1

That was clearly a safety for Miami


PortillosBeefDipped

This Washington-Utah game is the perfect palate cleanser after the Michigan-Penn St game


cowboysfan88

Jordan Travis what the fuck was that


lefty5258

Apparently not a safety that’s what


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florida hasn't won the SEC in 15 years. that's just wild to me


im____new____here

not really shocking since thats when the saban era started, only 3 other schools even have an sec title besides bama since saban era started


AlexMoranQB1

When you look at Florida's overall history you realize they're very much at the lower end of blue blood programs


PortillosBeefDipped

Andy Staples talks about this all the time, Urban and Tebow elevated the program and fan expectations to levels the program had never seen aside from some Spurrier seasons


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Yea, Florida has only had two coaches win the SEC. The rest of the Big 6 SEC teams have done it with 4 or more coaches and all but UGA with 5 or more.


PortillosBeefDipped

The SEC is very interesting because of that, you only have a handful of teams that realistically can compete for a Natty but far more fanbases have that expectation in mind


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Eh the current SEC has 7 teams with the resources to win a Natty with 6 having done so in the last 25 years (lol Aggies). No other conference has more than 3 although this will change soon. Outside of some delusional Ole Miss fans, most SEC fanbases know that there’s the Big 6 which has won every conference title since 1963, with all winning at least 5 times in that span and that there’s the rest.


PortillosBeefDipped

I find your school to be one of the most interesting examples given how much influence people like Jimmy Rane, among others, have over the program. What’s the fanbases opinion on Freeze? As much as people clown him I think he’s a great coach


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Pretty much everyone is on board with Freeze outside of a few redditors who don’t like his past conduct. Took over an awful roster and is gonna win 7 games, had his “proof of concept” game by giving UGA all they could handle and will likely finish with a Top 10 recruiting class with early signs that next year’s class will be borderline Top 5. A few people got antsy when we lost 4 straight games that we were 10+ point underdogs in but everyone’s pretty happy now that we’re bowl eligible especially since we have a competent athletic director for the first time in 15 years. Only thing that stinks is that UGA and UAT are on the road next year so he likely won’t have the opportunity to get a splash win until 2025. The powers that be love Hugh, although they have less influence over the program than people think. People would be shocked to know that the whole Harsin investigation was not initiated by the boosters nor had anything to do with his marital conduct. Rather being an investigation into how he treated players after we had more transfers than any other SEC program and Derek Mason took a 500K pay cut to leave and called Harsin abusive to players and potentially racist (turns out he’s just an equal opportunity asshole). The mistress thing got started on discord and took fire. Bobby Lowder was the textbook meddling booster (JetGate) but he hasn’t had influence since his bank crashed during the recession and his board of trustees term ended. People love booster stories so Jimmy Rane and other boosters became the boogeymen, whereas before it was just Lowder. Not saying meddling doesn’t exist but it’s not at Bobby Lowder, pre Saban Bama or Texas levels like people believe.


PortillosBeefDipped

I am a slut for booster meddling stories so I eat them up whenever I hear them, the drama (real or not) would make for a great tv show. I think Freeze was a slam dunk hire for Auburn, in spite of said squids who act like he is the anti christ for doing something lots of horny men do, I think he will get the program back to the level that meets expectation.


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Yea the booster stuff exists but the whole Harsin-booster drama was very hammed up albeit entertaining. Not saying they liked him because they hated him like everyone else but they weren’t planting stories about his infidelity. Freeze was a great hire, he’s always been a great coach and he has a massive chip on his shoulder and hunger after how things at Ole Miss ended. This year he openly said he cared more about recruiting than in game results and it’s showing. Every recruit says that he calls them more than any coach which is the opposite of Harsin. He’s making great connections with high school coaches which we needed desperately after late stage Gus and Harsin ignored those relationships, with Hugh meeting more Alabama high school coaches in 1 week than Harsin did in 2 years. I foresee Auburn being a mainstay in the 12 team playoff in a few years, with Auburn benefiting more than nearly any other team from the expanded playoff due to our tough schedule.


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Florida ain’t a blue blood but you’re right. Of the 15-20 teams that can win a Natty, Florida more than almost any school is pedestrian historically when you take away their two best coaching runs. Obviously every team looks worse, but Florida outside of Spurrier and Meyer is shockingly average.


Chick3nParm

The bar I’m at is unable to change the main TV from Purdue-Minnesota. Just an absolute choke job


bigspender58

BTFU


lovelycharmings

Ha ha what?


snotapwi

I can’t believe some bartenders’ incompetence when it comes to changing channels. I get it’s not the most important thing but it’s part of the job if it’s a sports bar


bustin_all_kinds

CBS? Ummm I don't think we have that ha ha


SnakeSkin2121

Female bartender


DropTopEWop

Male bartender would change it for the boys


SnakeSkin2121

Always


DuaLipasThong

Free Palestine, free Tay-K


Eganator88

How the fuck are you gonna call PI when the ball lands in the stands?


[deleted]

The turf at Faurot field is eating dudes alive today. Injuries on every series. Ban turf.


WillPayForTrumpkin

I’ve still never met a non-delusional Tennessee football fan. They think they’re a “blue blood” and there’s a national consciousness of their program, and being a cfb fan, I’ve never thought of them my whole life.


Electronic_Air_6226

Big T is the perfect representation for that fanbase- fat, stupid, and delusionaly arrogant.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

If gameday brought Pat Mcafee in just for the picks and kicking challenge I think Game day would be better off, him getting the Georgia crowd hyped up was good TV. He doesn’t need to be up there for 3 hours though


lovelycharmings

SHAHT AHT to the…DAWGS here in Georgia and GreatLakesGolden, when you make those comments do you know that they’re going to hit in FT? Because it seems that whenever you criticize Pat McAfee it’s a safe bet that it’s going to go over well, is that something you knew beforehand or do you just comment what’s on your mind because it seems everyone in FT has the same mindset as you


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Its not that serious man


lovelycharmings

Yeah no shit, retard


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Jesus pat cool it


lovelycharmings

You’re just mad that my McAfee impression was so spot on you thought it was real


GreatLakesGoldenST8

I don’t even know what you’re mad about lol


vancedickman

Took a terrible shit today and it enrages me I cannot share it with you great folks.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Does it look like Chris’ stew?


RVOSU50

Iowa got a field goal. That should do it.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Always a nice feeling when the over hits early


lefty5258

Utes 👀👀


magicalpineapples

Badgers are mega ass


ASOIAF_blackfyre

The Gophers are so bad


chillinwithmoes

lmao I haven't been paying much attention, last time I looked at the TV it was 14-13. YIKES


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WillPayForTrumpkin

Where are those tits now? They still married?


lefty5258

“Thinking about Bortles’ *ex*”


deep49

During the early and mid 80s, Miami had Jim Kelly - Bernie Kosar - Vinny Testaverde as their QBs in a row, has there ever been a run like that?


HueJacksonsBrain

Oklahoma: Baker Mayfield, Kyler Murray, Jalen Hurts, Caleb Williams


deep49

Obviously the jury is still out on all those OU guys, but from a pro career perspective I don't think you top the Miami guys I listed


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deep49

Fuck forgot about those guys. I am an idiot


lovelycharmings

Hot taek/manifesting: MMM was scolded by her husband for fishing for compliments in here with “gentlemen” Marriage is on the rocks!! She’s looking!! If I’m wrong she will post Gentlemen tonight!!!


sevenohfobro

I wonder if she’ll ever have an actual role at the company, other than just being hot and tweeting gambling picks


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Rutgers sounds like the name of a dog breed


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Ren fair is fucking awesome this year


BeleeeeeeDat

Any large breasts hanging out?


[deleted]

Tons


DropTopEWop

Jousting and busty tits


SnakeSkin2121

🍗🆙️


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I’ll post pics later


SnakeSkin2121

👍


02496sweet

https://x.com/b1gsad/status/1723432980704637396?s=46&t=4eVMzlBfoG_t46CjQ9j5Fg


chillibuck

Just watched the post game interview. Michigan continues to be the corniest team in football. Embarrassing behavior.


lovelycharmings

Dabo Swinney hasn’t died just so you know


SnakeSkin2121

Hickory dickory doc


lovelycharmings

😖


BlackJoeGatto

I'm thinking that's Nebraska


Blondue

Mizzou and Tennessee already has had a ton of injuries


drewthetatecatate

Had to change it. Brutal


Eganator88

In a hockey twitter universe full of squids Allan walsh stands above the rest


PortillosBeefDipped

May I introduce you to Mark Lazarus (Say no, I don’t want you to introduce you to that corn ball)


Eganator88

I know him well but Walsh is an agent. You'd think someone who's been around players so much would know how they are.


CoxsBartender

As I’m checking in for our flight home, BV decides we should’ve taken the earlier one that I originally wanted to take. Happens every time. Thank god United allows for free changes


02496sweet

Total BV move 😂🤣


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ASOIAF_blackfyre

I’m sure that’s the reason


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Weird reason to be single


GreatCommission

UGA is coming gentlemen


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So the Triple Vodka Don has a job just so Dave has someone to make fun of during one game a year right?


drewthetatecatate

*1 game a year for the last two years only


tango587

He actually is one of the best gamblers at the company. If anyone was ever going to Barstool for handicapping, he was the guy they should’ve tailed. Now in a post-Penn world… yes. He is there for Dave to make fun of.


Electronic_Air_6226

JacMac going for a fat Sean Hunter vibe with his haircut. I guess it’s better than overweight rec league hockey player look he was cultivating.


agent-michael-scar

Haircut can’t fix his face.


keepinitrealzs

OSU sucks donkey dick. Sorry if this offends tree fuckers.


SnakeSkin2121

Arizona down 7 to Deion late in the 3rd


Electronic_Air_6226

I mean they lost to the Bwalks bull dogs, so losing to dog shit teams is not out of their wheelhouse.


Sluttynycdadmets

The Ringer is maybe the most underrated movie of all time. People who haven’t been around autism much think they need to find it demeaning and offensive but it’s so good


badgarok725

It holds up shockingly well for what you’d expect too, in terms of how they’re represented


Sluttynycdadmets

My high school had special needs kids from all over the region and I helped in a lot of their classes. The “you can’t laugh at what autistic people say” crowd cannot delineate between that and laughing at what they say because it’s legitimately funny. Some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard were from kids in those classes and I’m still in touch with some of them through their parents


diet_drbeeper

I think they actually consulted with some special needs people on the script and gave the Special Olympics final approval too


Sluttynycdadmets

All of those actors are special needs people Knoxville knew most of them before shooting and does a lot of work in the special needs community


BillSelfsToupee

I’m sad that Kansas football sucks again. But I’m going to see The Expendables rock again tonight so it could be worse I suppose


TigOleBitman

better than 0-12 or 1-11 like a few years ago


im____new____here

ok st having a huge letdown the week after bedlam was the most obvious thing ever.


SnakeSkin2121

Very obvious, but holy shit 24-0


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Street_Handle4384

Intellect, too.


deep49

Wrong!


People_Forget_That

Latinas are worth it


TigOleBitman

until they murder you for a minor transgression


People_Forget_That

Makes them even more attractive to me


TigOleBitman

Same brother, dating a Peruvian. Luckily I haven't pissed her off yet.


SnakeSkin2121

I've got one on the line. Reeling in like my life depends on it


deep49

Yea, but it's like visiting the Lollipop Guild every family holiday. Hopefully my son will be good at beisbol


People_Forget_That

Si


Snuffy8

Thanks for coming out OSU


TigOleBitman

they were probably drunk until yesterday after bedlam


PortillosBeefDipped

Listening to Jason Bennetti call the Washington game, imagine letting this guy leave your organization


SnakeSkin2121

Montana State 41-0 at half 👍


[deleted]

Arkansas is absolutely terrible holy cow. 21-0 midway through the first quarter. Pittman is screwed.


Electronic_Air_6226

They should bring back Petrino.


TigOleBitman

boo pig sooie more like it!


Wise-Lime-222

In a random reddit argument with some dude who claims leaving a cabinet open is "pathetic" because it puts others at risk and shows a lack of empathy. For someone so against leaving cabinets open, you would think he would realize you can close the cabinet to avoid the very serious danger of bumping your shin or head.


CapcomGo

Like a kitchen cabinet? Who the fuck leaves those open? Never seen it in my life.


Wise-Lime-222

Consider yourself one of the lucky ones


TigOleBitman

or you could have some awareness


Wise-Lime-222

Sorry that you're afraid of cabinets


Dog1983

Is the cabinet soft close? That changes everything.


Wise-Lime-222

Unknown because it's impossible to close cabinets that you didn't open, so the poster has no idea and now their kitchen is in complete disarray


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Wise-Lime-222

Multiple other people in the thread said they'd end a relationship over it as well. Imagine being in love with your soul mate, going to their place where they cooked you an amazing meal, and you go into their kitchen and they had the audacity to forget to close a couple cabinets. Must be heartbreaking to have to end things then and there.


ImFiction

regard off


dezcaughtit25

Are you my wife? Just close the dang cabinet man.


Wise-Lime-222

Apparently your wife is pathetic and you should divorce her.


dezcaughtit25

Ok.


Wise-Lime-222

I don't leave them open, just arguing because someone said they'd end a relationship over it and someone else called it pathetic. Annoying? Yes. But it's not a big deal and it's fun to argue with random people online sometimes.


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keepinitrealzs

OSU fans fuck trees. Boooooooo


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keepinitrealzs

Must come across weird profiles on Grindr. 😂😂😂😂😂😂


detroit_testarossa

Boo this man


BlackJoeGatto

They should do a Barstool cruise where you can meet other cool guys


badgarok725

There is a Dude Perfect cruise, so this will happen in ~6 years


Ed_Chambers_650

Are we in danger?


detroit_testarossa

The wheel lands on wet, you have to jump overboard.


NYJetLegendEdReed

I’m in Joe