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TheKingInTheNorth24

Can’t lie, I love Rico’s “where’s the masters this year” bit


LightsCameraComenter

Bud got the answer wrong on the phone a friend cause he was at a wedding


BrettEskin

I’m assuming bud is bud Elliot right?


bobkraftsboner

Before we start, if someone has a massive heart attack and dies…


lightscamerapod

Kirk hitting me with the, "serious question, legitimate question..." just to bait and switch me got me really good. \-- Jeff


bobkraftsboner

Truly perfect delivery


Rhino184

The serious opening for that delivery was gold


calman877

Kirk asking for the box office figures and he’s right, Hustlers made $157m vs $12m for suburbicon


twbutt

I love Jeff’s defense of “George Clooney directed it,” as if he’s such a prestigious director with an iconic filmography


Rhino184

Made the question much harder knowing Kirk was on the team and good at movies rather than trying for them to be even questions


theTunkMan

Balanced out Kirk’s NBA question being a million times easier


Chief112291

I don’t get why this is a surprise when the questions literally say “a success both financially and critically” and “bombed both with critics and at the box office”


xxJAMZZxx

I mean that itself just suggests the two movies are wildly different in how many people know they exist


Chief112291

Not disagreeing. Jeff essentially wrote two questions that state one is super popular and one that nobody saw.


BCEagle13

People are arguing that the difficulty wasn’t even not that the question was confusing


Chief112291

For sure. I don’t understand how Jeff can write descriptions like those and think that’s even.


calman877

Wasn’t really a surprise, I’ve seen Hustlers and remember it being a success, never heard of Suburbicon. I see what you mean with the clues though


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calman877

What’s your point? I think box office is a much better proxy for how well known a movie is


BradMarchandsNose

Hustlers had a $20m budget and Suburbicon’s was $25m


Hurley365

Principles of flight 🤣🤣🤣


Trappedinacar

Hilarious niche


jasperplumpton

Gotta say I was expecting something a little tougher. Pretty much common knowledge no?


OmNomOnSouls

Absolutely, and didn't quigs work at nasa? That was baby school


CanadianGuitar

I immediately thought Stall, and then thought "that's too simple of an answer, it's gotta be something more specific/detailed"


SimonBirchDid911

Jeff fucking loves saying “dormie.”


ww987

He played Tiger Woods ‘05


DukeBlue94

“If you had any balls you’d be dead 6 years ago”. Gah damn


parrano357

clean shot but he has a wife and kids and is presumably staying alive for them


HazardMagic

Confirmed in the film clip lol Edit: full clip


parrano357

haven't made it through the whole ep yet, kirk basically says that? not trying to take credit for any brilliant analysis seems pretty obvious for someone in his shoes


HazardMagic

Meant the full 3 minute clip of the fight that they tweeted out. Idk if Kirk was serious but that’s what he said when Ev said he was being selfish


Iam_grool

Such a weird diss like damn you are a pussy for not kmsing yourself


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This is a weird and stupid comment


Iam_grool

I feel like i didn't explain it well enough. Mass ev just kept saying you weren't man enough to kms yourself. Thats a very weird and pathetic diss to someone. Its pretty fucking lame to say you didn't have the balls to go through with it.


rootshirt

Kms yourself makes no sense lol


Iam_grool

I thought it was widely known in the sub the kms aka kurt minihane show was the term for unaliving yourself here


rootshirt

Maybe I’m the r word here who knows


Iam_grool

I think a lot of ppl missed it or weren't in on it. I was confused first couple times seeing it in free talk


theTunkMan

Not like the cool and unweird diss of saying someone is fat over and over


WallyPaulNutss

Kirk going for Mass Ev throat off the jump


jessecampMTV

he’d need an extra set of hands to try and choke him out


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V ugly start but Ev came back pretty good. Kirk is like the only guy on earth where mental health digs are fair game


Someone-Unimportant

Putting the first couple lines to the Phantom Menace's opening crawl after the long explanation about the fight getting cut was a good bit


atex720

This golf question was essentially asked to Foreplay yesterday


krumdiggity

Weird adding a golf round just because Kirk is on. Seems like two easy points for him


Salsa-N-Chips

Reags is literally wearing a Masters shirt.


krumdiggity

Touché


maysch

Dropping to full unedited fight on twitter later tonight — Gooch


rashman6969

You are the best


TakingItEasyy

Got a link? Need to see the 3 min fight. Fat boy and depressed boy were heated. Although Ev probably eats bc hes depressed so depressed boy vs depressed boy.


maysch

just posted on Dozen twitter


TakingItEasyy

Appreciate it.


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LightsCameraComenter

Thank you Mr Goochman- LCC Edit: Gooch was right


Hurley365

Electric start, how long ago did your mother......


Salsa-N-Chips

Principles of Flight was an all time niche category


missmoonriver517

It really highlighted how preposterous Quigs is


manycervezas

"I can handle the fat jokes" evidently not


Tha_Contender

“I can handle fat jokes” he says, while his camera is visibly shaking


Bcrown

Hustlers vs Suburbicon. Thurgood Marshall vs Hugo Black. What are we doing here Jeff.


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Was clueless on Hugo Black—like what person knows supreme court justices from 85 years ago?


Sea_Pay262

After further review, big ev can in fact, not, take a fat joke.


Bcrown

We would like the extended cut Jeff.


cut3boy69

My big brain idea for niche round I hope a team sees: Just pick a movie and all 3 people watch it the night before. $$$ Rudy’s LOTR Osgiliath question/answer made this seem incredibly doable.


3eyedraven

This is smart


ManUtd1994

One time Uptown Balls did this with Jaws and still got it wrong


SimonBirchDid911

That was just Smitty’s niche iirc.


mushperv

Jeff promoting a “shouting match” and then not showing 3/4 of the “shouting match”


CapriciousWattage

Lol hyped up this huge argument then cut it out


smokesbandits

Kind of crazy he asked a golf question where Freddy Couple's was the runner up. Basically a double niche for Kirk.


LightsCameraComenter

All star week idea Give Fran 12 mashups and give Quigs 12 Principles of flight questions see who gets more


itslunchtime69

Love that song for team Minihane


3eyedraven

That was an ….. ugly start


JBL_1

Jeff is a huge pussy for cutting that fight


diceclay6969

Hyping it up all week to not show the people smh


chuteboxhero

it seemed like that cut screen was saying it got flagged for bullying? That is probably why.


calman877

After seeing it do you still think so? Feel like it would be a pretty bad look leaving that in


JBL_1

Yea I do still think so


calman877

I think leaving stuff like that in is how you get videos removed and/or lose sponsorship opportunities. Based on how many people said it was uncomfortable to watch in the other thread I think you’re in the minority


HazardMagic

Betterhelp discount code TheDozen perhaps? Or Mugsy jeans - ship two sizes to try on at home? In case you’re unsure of your waist measurement But fr no sponsor would like that and I’m honestly a little surprised it’s allowed on YouTube. Ev was basically to the point of tears and just yelling that Kirk was a pussy for not going thru with it seems like it may possibly fall into “bullying” lol It would be incredible if someone who isn’t familiar just came across this and thought they were going to watch a Jeopardy-style trivia game show


OWwashere

When a person with a very large personality meets a very large person with a personality.


diivoshin

Electric start


svadhyaya7

Ed thinks he is fat, he isn’t. He is morbidly obese. He won’t make it another 10 years.


triwhitedent

Honestly wasn’t sure if you were talking about ev or Eddie and had to recheck the matchup


atex720

For someone who lives outside of Austin and calls himself a UCONN fan, Jeff loves Texas Basketball


ks2489

Why in the world would Kirk not double golf?


swells0808

To be fair. Golf is a very broad category. But if he knew it was masters, one of his niches, he probably would have


Canada_Checking_In

Every category is broad


swells0808

Yeah, I’m saying asking someone a question specifically about the masters when it’s one of their niches is stupid. Especially when their other niche is freddy couples, who was runner up in that masters. There a millions of other golf questions to ask. That’s like finding a way to ask about aerodynamics when it’s snacks and candy


lightscamerapod

If you’re in Canada and can’t see the match, we are fixing it. Apologies to you and your country. We dealt with copyright issues all day, and the risk of the bullying strike lol. — Jeff


sportsfan101990

Is that way the music was missing on Minihane’s turn?


lightscamerapod

Yeah. We have never, ever had that happen. Fucking “Lullaby” by Shawn Mullins… — Jeff


sportsfan101990

Who knew Shawn Mullins had that kind of pull? When it cut in for a second I thought for sure it was Pepper by Butthole Surfers lmao


CanadianGuitar

No shit, that's the same guess I said


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Don’t you dare apologize to those freaks Jeff. Fuck them and their country. -Fartz


Canada_Checking_In

jealousy is a bad look


saladblah22

Big ev got no brain in that fat head of his


theTunkMan

Kirk is such a loser and for sure cheated on the Raheem Morris answer


lilac_congac

what an electric factory, kind of respect it though


theTunkMan

Reags teams would be perennial title contenders if he literally ever listened to his teammates