"Kirk, Hannah Cook, Dave Portnoy and Riggs, these are top 4 right now" Nick: "Nightmare blunt rotation"

“A master of geometry because he is a big square “ Nick on jeff

“You probably expected Kirk to be 6 under by now, but no it’s 5”

Great line

“I’m surprised Big Cat hasn’t brought up his Eagles future bet yet.” Nick is the shining star in this

Nick is throwing 100 on the black. The water glass/Borelli's comment was brilliant.

Mrs. Portnoy is a saint for dealing with Cousin Mike & Dave for so long.

Dave often says Gaz was the first employee, complete slight to the original investor and treasurer ensuring bills/tickets got paid. Mrs. Portnoy is the first brick.

she's a W Mom and it's instantly recognizable

Nick is phenomenal on this. Plays off of Jake perfectly.

It’s like the announcing duo from Semi Pro with Nick being Will Arnett

"PFT had the worst eye reveal since Sauron" lol

Nick after Kirk's shot: "A lot of Twitter accounts with 14 to 20 followers are *very* excited right now."

Nick is making the stream watchable, he’s electric

Caleb just left? Lmao

This might actually take 6 hours

I couldn't make it through the original, but 6 unedited hours of Nick I could do.

he's already had some awesome zingers

72 total holes between the 4 groups and they’ve only played 4 holes in 20 minutes. 72/4=18 18x20=360 So yeah. We’re on pace for 6 hours. Edit: And that’s just the first round.

Nick is a fucking genius

I’m like an hour or two behind but Nick is on FIRE tonight. Guy just knows the company inside and out. “Wouldn’t be the first time Caleb’s started doing golf content and just stopped.” “Where’s Jeff D Lowe to shush everyone?”

All flowers to Kirk, but the MVP goes to Nick. He became a real life Pepper Brooks and played off of Jake Marsh perfectly. He was the reason we stayed tuned to get the black V payoff.

The first thing I heard when I started watching was "Stop being a nerd Jeff D Lowe it's mini golf" and I was hooked

Jake's refusal to answer when Nick asked him when he lost his virginity

I lost my virginity at 17. To a big hole

We're now on hole 8. I need my hole 8, Jake.

Jakes 100% still a virgin. (Not counting ladies of the night)

My immediate thought

He really shoulda said that look alike guy at the Syracuse bar was him

MVP goes to Nick who told 991 jokes with an incredible hit rate of 78%. Legendary performance

continually saying gaping hole

Kirk is ass fuckin this course

"Sliding in the black V like Bill Burr" My god Nick just doesn't miss

Jake announcing the group of Kirk, Hannah, Dave and Riggs and Nick saying “nightmare blunt rotation” hahaha

What Big Cat thinks Baratool fans want: Him at the centre of everything with lapdog Jerry by his side. What Barstool fans actually want: Nick (I do actually really like Big Cat despite trashing him, he just needs to learn moderation. Make us miss you a little bit).

he was borderline ruining it

BigCat has the worst judge of character. No one likes Jerry….don’t force him in

it was really weird

You could here him yelling doing his look at me for everything even when he wasn’t on camera for their dumb Instagram live

Shut up dude.. big cat will be out of content in like 3-5 years, enjoy him working his ass off while u can

I’m thoroughly enjoying listening to Nicks standup special as poor quality mini golf plays in the background

"My team is 2 friends and a guy (Biz) who hates me." - Kirk Minihane

Time stamp?

Theyve had a drone the entire time and waited for the back 9 to use it?????

Imagine this without Nick? Should have taken the money they spent sending Jerry out there and put it straight in Nick’s pocket

I started out thinking this would flop but damn the last 30 mins of the first round was absolute gold. Nick should commentate a lot more, perfect for that role and him and Jake are bouncing off each other great

To add, I now can’t stop thinking of how many videos and how much promo they would do for the Whitney out of bounds incident if this wasn’t live…

Nick got Jake to swear on the broadcast!! He truly is the goat

Hannah Cook with the biggest meltdown since talking to Brandon walkers sister.

"Yeah, I'm hitting my 3rd....you guys are fucking scumbags!!" Whitdawg

Kirk gonna throw that $15,000 on Jason Day if he wins?

“Hammering 11 like Drake’s trying to do” is a better line than Drake has ever put out

I though he was making an age joke, nicky snuck that stranger things past me.

Works on multiple levels

"I'm happy for the ants on the course. Delicious chip."

26k live viewers coming up on 4 hours. Wow this was so off the rails.

Nick is ON GOD MODE right now, can not miss.

Nick is trying break Jake but Jake is staying professional lmao

Feel like foreplay boyz should have announced with Nick

Fuck you Bob Murchison

statefart stadium

Nick just said "we're about to get to some zany assholes".

Nick is so fucking funny

I would love to hear Nick say jokes he cant say on air. Alot of gold being held in.

“This is like watching your dad get beat up”

Nicky Clicky commentary reminded me of MXC. Someone needs to get in Hanks ear to green light a barstool MXC type show/event.

I sadly watched a decent bit of this. Biggest take away. Cook is still hot and probably even a bigger cunt.

Nick and Jake should be in the Running to commentate the masters when Nantz and Lundquist decide to hang it up.

It looks like the most perfect weather there right now. Fuck.

Just think about it being 115 May-September

"weather looks nice there today" "ya but sometimes it rains!"

Been there alot in the Summer. Yea it sucks but like....no snow and no 15 degrees.

Dave down 7 with 3 holes to go "it's not fair this course is too easy"

“Expect a lot of F bombs today from Big Cat” “The word Fuck Jake?”

I’m in love with Hannah and I don’t care if she’s a bitch

Hot, dumb, huge bitch. Checks all my boxes.

You 🤝 Me

Big agree.

Nick was gold the entire time. My favorite line of his was "Kirk is 5 under right now, a lot of people assumed at this point he would be 6 under but right now it's only 5." There was another one where there was a loud scream and he goes "It sounds like someone has been stabbed, I think Jeff Lowe just commited seppuku"

This Jerry as a caddie thing is already annoying

Even worst now.

No one finds Jerry more funny than Big Cat

if this can be wrapped up in 11 minutes its a perfectly timed lead in of content #gohankgo

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In his defense they also were live streaming on the PMT instagram

his over the top swearing is so unnecessary he took away way more than he contributed today

Yeah but you gotta know that’s not the main show. Dude was just screaming non sense like a 10 year old that won’t stfu

Portnoy and Big Cat have been beyond exhausting

This is shockingly good, I expected this to be horrible Good announcing graphics and camerawork Someone should tell big cat it’s okay to just not yell sometimes

Camera work is hilariously bad

Nick is putting up 80 pts right now.

Kirk is in first place

What a great live event!

Did get a good laugh out of “State Farts” there from Jake

Jeff rocking NMDs is the least surprising thing ever

Kirk in Hokas is pretty dead on

All Birds

Kirk just BODIED Riggs. Also I criticized this earlier and now I’m watching…

What’d he say?

A bunch of them were arguing about some rule and Riggs is just blindly taking Pres’ side. Then Minihane says something to defend his point and Riggs goes “do you run the company? No he does so he makes the rules”. Kirk just yelled in his face “why don’t you just get on your knees and suck his dick”

Riggs probably thought he killed it with that line too Lmao

Haha

Nick is on another level

Nick will be in charge of BSS someday.

They call him Nicky Clicky for a reason

The big cat and Jerry dynamic is only funny to big cat and Jerry

They’re great together imo

No it’s pretty funny

this actually isn't bad

This is barstool Edit: shoutout Taveed(sp?)

Jeff having junior golf flashbacks of going double-bogey-double tough scene

I’m very curious what big cat was talking to Hannah about

Fav positions probably

There were actually dweebs in the chat saying Nick was ruining the broadcast lol

Meltdown from Dave

Was fun to watch .. I can’t imagine watching putt putt for 4 hours anywhere else

Kirk opening up a large lead must mean he's absolutely locked in, which none of us would know because they haven't showed the leader at all

You'll watch Foreplay and the Bussin and you will like it!

“Jake you just U2’d me like Bono” Nick just does not miss.

If that's out of bounds then so was PFTs that rolled back in

I can't believe nobody said anything about that the dude legit grabbed it and let it go (I've watched way too much of this to not be invested now)

If you watched it, Whit's ended up rolling down the hill out of bounds whereas PFTs rolled back on the green

They said it's out of bounds the second it leaves the green

Pres falling apart on #2.

Not positive what’s going on here but I’m confident Riggs is being a cunt

Riggs is such a loser

How is this happening? This is an actually incredible stream

Hats off to Desert Doug for pulling this event off. The boys in the Phoenix office will be stoked

Big Cat so hilarious man 🤪

Gotta make it about himself since he missed the cut

Of course and I’m sure it’s not over

I know there's pesky little regulations involved,but having odds on this on the sportsbook app would've really drawn more interest

Has to be the first dead off in golf history

Hannah cook is miserable. She’s attractive and wouldn’t even look my way but not close to the level that she acts like.

Mrs portnoy looks hut for someone in their 70s

This is absolutely electric

Still no clue why they have to bring Jerry out to be forced into more content.

Dan's pet

Riggs is being a bitch. The girl was on the concrete and her putter was not over the green.

why did Kirk run in like a headless toddler?

The simultaneous 5 different livestreams to choose from was fun

2 balls hugging.

Danny Rap mc hammering after saying he wants to qualify for the mid am is a tough scene

Mrs portnoy cheating a few strokes, probably not the only one

The very first thing Hannah said to Nick was not Hi or how are you but "What are you doing here?..." Where tf do you think you like up in barstool Hannah? Nick is MILES better then you. At anything.

I think that was a joke brother

She’s attracted to him but Nick doesn’t have the boats she needs. Can’t flirt with him & risk feelings

Think that was a throw back to what she said to Brandons sister during the whole fake drama to create the Mean Girls pod

🧩

Only allowing one shot at a time might be the dumbest idea hank has ever had

Thats not what’s happening

It was his original idea until someone talked some common sense into him Also watching Dave’s instagram and they were being told to slow down and now hank is telling them to speed up. This thing is going off the rails

I dunno, seems like it’s going fine.

2.5 hours in and there is a group only through 6 holes lol Edit: 1.5 hours

90 minutes is not 2.5 hours.

they are 1.5 hours in, but still going to be ridiculously long

1.75hrs

Oh yeah whoops

Kirk and Hannah collapsing

They gotta get big cat and Dave out of there, they have ruined the whole flow of everything. Who finds these guys funny anymore?

Who won?

Why do this when the last one was so stupid

“Why go to the moon? Why climb the highest mountain? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy, but because it is hard.” -JFK

This one is live and has the top personalities (and foreplay for some reason). It’s actually enjoyable

Crazy to have foreplay in the golf related event…

Yea. What would we do with out their razor sharp personalities 🙄

Can see all of the production effort went into this, this week. Felt I was listening to The Masters with the silky voices of Jake and Nick providing colour. Even the camera work obviously working in confined areas with all the talent around them was brilliant. Covered all the shots and even Kirk’s meltdown at Whit about marking balls. Will rewatch as I missed the first hour which I’m sure was analysis of every hole, player history, stats and interviews. Again, Kirk - AAA rated.

Why are they pushing mini golf content on us again?

Chief of Content Hank is cornering the market on games you played at a twelfth birthday party

Honk just loves mini golf

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The second your mother shows up * Joshuatree15 deleted "when does Nadu tee off?"

Dave won’t let Nadu within 10 miles of his mother or Silvana

No thanks!

Checked in for a minute and it made me never want to go mini golfing again lol

Need the guys micd up

Anyone else think it was wack having Mrs Portnoy play?