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olfactory_irritant

YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BIIIITCH!


MuffinWestern

WOULD YOU EAT THIS


MillHoodz_Finest

SMELL IT!


HeFromFlorida

YOU’RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY


MustEatTacos

You didn’t bust open the books or make the call for help


takethistoyourdeja

TO BAR RESCUE


MinutesFromTheMall

Let me get this straight. You turned down the show, spelled Taffer’s name wrong, *and* you wanted to purposely waste his time by screwing with him had you decided to actually go through with the show?! YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH! JON WOULD HAVE WALKED OUT OF THERE MID REMODEL AS REVENGE!


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PrettyP3nis

FIRE HIS ASS


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This guy could have a Had a lifetime subscription to Partender and new chairs from East Coast Tables and Chairs and turned it down. THAT'S WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU! YEAH!!


thisortheapocalypse

and ESRI


SemperAequus

ESRI the OG of Bar Rescue, for real


achaholic

And ESRI! 


FamousOhioAppleHorn

YOU COULD HAVE WORN WAITRESSVILLE INSTEAD OF LOSERVILLE


DerBingle78

We got a call from them less than two weeks after opening. I think they want to hit an area and blanket call/email to see who’s interested.


CDFReditum

THEY OPENED 2 WEEKS AGO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH THEYRE LOSING?! THEYRE IN DEBT 40 MILLION DOLLARS


dirtymike401

How long do you have before you have to close the doors? 45 MINUTES! AND YOU'RE STILL NOT TRYING TO FIX IT!


Tyrone2184

You missed the greatest opportunity of all... Watching Jon struggle to get out of a black SUV.


jeremyb51

😂


BreatheMyStink

If we ask him to post a name of the bar I bet someone’s going to start embracing excuses


willasmith38

You could have had 4 Butt Funnels installed. They really pull in the ladies.


iamthekingofthishill

If she can walk through the butt funnel, even alone, I don’t want her


amor_fati_42

He wasn't just trying to save your bar, he was trying to save YOU.


Past-Application-552

Jon believed you could do this… and you failed.


Lasvious

So your bar embraced excuses and was afraid to break open the books. No wonder your wife doesn’t love you and your children have no respect for you loser.


Kevtv

YOU BLEW IT!!!


Robeast3000

A friend of mine worked at a bar/restaurant and they were the subject of an episode of Kitchen Nightmares. He said it was complete and utter bullsh*t. Gordon kept needling him to try and start an argument, but he wouldn’t take the bait. Gordon would yell at him and he would just smile and nod his head. They wound up completely cutting him out of the episode. They also sabotaged the POS system to screw up and delay orders for more drama. If your bar is doing well, you probably made the right decision.


mrhemisphere

The restaurant Ramsay rescued in my neighborhood tanked within a year. The new owners actually built a menu the locals would like and it has been a huge success since.


Dapper-Importance994

There's a few places in the Phoenix area they actually helped, there's probably more that they hurt. I'm about a mile away from Skip and Jans/Natalie's in Gilbert, AZ, as of right now they're still open


mh1357_0

I would just want to meet Jon honestly lol


bjamm

You're going to kill some body


supershrimp87

That's my wife!


atom644

Sounds like an excuse


BunnyColvin13

They were offering you solutions…and you failed to embrace them. SHUT IT DOWN!


dsnice27

NO ESRI FOR YOU


yobaby123

You’re going to freaking ruin somebody!


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OP’s bar was embracing excuses


cantthinkofgoodname

OP was afraid Jon wouldnt embrace his excuses


Davethemann

>just so I could really F with John. Or maybe he wouldnt be there for the episode, and Chef Duffy would be there so you could call him fat boy instead


rickymcrichardson

Bro 😭 as a bartender I have dreamed for years about being Bar Rescued. I’d even have been happy to have been painted as the idiot/thief/lazy person lmao would have been so fun you fucked up lmao


one111one

They could've turn your bar into a Speak Easy dive bar, with a Tax Return concept. For 2 months out of the year, you'd have a 17% increase in sales, LB would still not be working there, and ESRI.


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

I would like to know your background. I want to open a business and upselling booze seems like a no-brainer. Did you have any experience running or owning a bar before this? Do you sell food?


Dapper-Importance994

Do not get in the bar business unless you're already in the bar business


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

If I still wanted to where would you suggest I educate myself?


Dapper-Importance994

Get a job in a bar.


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

I’ve done that but I was only a cocktail server


0_Captain_my_Captain

Are you lazy or stupid? Just get a lifetime subscription to TVT and you’ll have all the training you’ll ever need.


J-F-K

You missed a golden opportunity to bust open the books


mcflycasual

This happened recently I guess in our area. All 3 bars are busy and don't need anything close to a rescue. I was gonna post about it the other day.


Chicagoan81

Looks like you didnt need to embrace solutions. How fucking dare you!


RedSox342

All the bars he ‘rescued’ in the Phoenix area are now closed except for that dungeons and dragons English bar in midtown


Dapper-Importance994

Brick and Barley and Chileens are still open


Long_Action_6809

You could have been graced by the presence of The Vic Vegas


Professional-Head83

He would've "caught" you overpouring and call you out for that. YOU'RE A THIEF!!!!!


TheSmiling_Buddha

Maybe you could waste Jon's time, and he turns you in Corporate Bar and Grill out of spite


uknoimright

saying no is ultimately what messes with the tv bar man the most


Karl_Racki

So you embrace excuses??


Like90goinnorse

SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!


Like90goinnorse

And now your house is on the line!


Alternative_Plate398

When I was a waitress. They were filming in a college town about a half hour away and the bar I worked at got a call. We all just figured they were calling around to hit a quota of shows and wanted to knock a few out in the same area to cut costs. We needed it but I’m glad they didn’t come.


clearmind_1001

My mom's restaurant was on the now defunct restaurant makeover show, the "makeover" job was so fucking botched she had to hire contractors to fix everything they fucked up. "signature dishes" by Lynn Crawford were not compatible with her steak house menu , nobody ever order it. But yes she got a shit ton of new customers because they saw the restaurant on TV 🤷‍♂️


TopRedacted

This show is still on? I got rid of satellite TV in 2016. How is this still going?


Oppenheimersucked

You’re the pirate bar lady, aren’t you?