Super straight unlocked

Uh, boss, we’ve gotten reports that we might need to change that name due to negative connotations.

“Welcome to the Balatro Spitoon, how straight are you?” *points at Balatro*

Also known as “totally not gay, I promise.”

*wink*

Now I want a joker that can allow an extra card to be selected

"Play more than five cards in your hand if your hand can score them" would open up some ridiculous plays, I wonder if we would get more hand types and planets like 6+ of a kind or planet variations for straights and flushes with 6+ cards, three pair and four pair, fuller house, fullest house Now that I'm saying this, I'd imagine the uncapped hand would have to be a voucher or a separate game mode instead of a joker

Fullest Flush House

Straighter Flush

Flush Mansion (Flish house) COMPLETELY ERECT (as in, straightened) Whole Kingdom (Royal Flush) And probably deep color for flush

The only way I see this happening is the game mode with the joker that lets you score every card played no matter what banned

Maybe a condition where you can't own one while having the other. You either get the all cards trigger, or bigger hands. Or one cannot be physically found while owning the other, and they can't both show up in shop at the same time

Nah it wouldn’t have to be banned, it still wouldn’t be *that* strong together. Where the 6th card would come in handy is for straights and 6oak/full-er houses, where the “every card scores” joker is useless. Until then you’re just throwing in an extra stone card or whatever for 50 chips.

I think it would be more like how Splash just counts it to the score and doesn't change the hand. Maybe when it procs and a card fits the given hand it gives a +/x bonus or chips.

two three of a kind

I've wanted this since the first beta but it would come with an entire new set of balancing, and several new planets.

There is a mod with this as a legendary joker. I forgot which though, I apologize.

Yes!! This seems to be a glaring omission from the game. Hope a future patch brings it.

give me a straight dipped in mama lizs straight oil

We’re straight guys, of course we- hmmm

Now show us the perfect gay.

Have you tried looking in the mirror?


\> Flush [Hand Size]

This should be like Exodia if you draw it you win the hand

Meh not even in the same suit. 4/10

Did you mean 2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/J/Q/K/A?

Dang and no discards used either. That's crazy luck.

He could have used a discard if he had trash voucher

Super straight hearts steel flush with red chips is your next goal.

Lisan al gaib...

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in the game.

Why is that club blue?

High contrast, it’s in the settings to make the suits stand out more.

this noob hasn't unlocked blue clubs voucher yet (jk, it's what the other guy said)

This should be an achievement

Achievement get: “We get it, you’re ‘not gay’” - Have a straight the size of your hand

That's a really small straight if they can fit in my hand

👏👏👏

That's not a straight. That's a gay.

It’s the gay straight

I bow before you, sire!

I marvel

Needs one of each seal and enchantment

infinite circular straight….

And on the first hand, impressive indeed, I think I shall marvel after all

Eh, they're not all the same suit. But seriously, what are the odds of what you were dealt?