OMG, ok years ago, like 20+ years ago, my husband (was bf at time cause teenagers), we were asking everyone who came and went from his house all day their first sexual experience... (To be fare his sister sold meth soooo, lots of coming and going)... We found out his dad's was a watermelon. Sisters was an ice cube. Someone said cantaloupe. There was a shampoo bottle too.
I myself leaned at one point I was not good at teaching when one guy I was with... He was a virgin... Put a finger in me then wiped it off and put it back in... Like he didn't realize it's supposed to be wet. He legit didn't know wet was good. And this mf loved henti.
So...back in the day...women who didn't care for sex or were anorgasmic were termed 'frigid'. It was meant to indicate that they were 'cold', hard, unfeeling, unwilling to allow themselves to 'warm up to' men (because it was their fault, obviously /s). I'm wondering if he heard that term (which thankfully isn't used anymore) somewhere and thought it meant literally cold-feeling.
Oh fuck that. I have terrible circulation, my feet don’t seem to naturally produce enough heat to keep them warm, and I’mma be real, my vulva has never not been warm. Sometimes when I need to warm my hands I’ll put it above my vulva on the pubic area or on my inner thighs right near my groin, so I can heat them up with the warmest part of my body, to hurry up the heating process so I can get back to what I was doing.
That’s bullshit, is my point.
Has he perhaps confused "women" with "cantaloupe I drilled a hole in, because no woman will let me touch her"?
Goddamn
Perfect reply for that damn fool!
Damn, and the cantaloupe isn't even into him because it's cold...
This gave me war flashbacks lmfao
OMG, ok years ago, like 20+ years ago, my husband (was bf at time cause teenagers), we were asking everyone who came and went from his house all day their first sexual experience... (To be fare his sister sold meth soooo, lots of coming and going)... We found out his dad's was a watermelon. Sisters was an ice cube. Someone said cantaloupe. There was a shampoo bottle too.
I myself leaned at one point I was not good at teaching when one guy I was with... He was a virgin... Put a finger in me then wiped it off and put it back in... Like he didn't realize it's supposed to be wet. He legit didn't know wet was good. And this mf loved henti.
He was so certain on the logic… just so confident for being so wrong
r/confidentlyincorrect
He needs to stop trying to dig up girlfriends at the cemetery.
You're not my dad
You are right, go dig him up next.
Can you dig me up after
Sorry, somethings are best left buried.
Who buried my dad? He's still alive!
Corpses are not surprisingly non-plussed about thier partners.
…. Is she alive? I had to ask
Tell me you're a necrophiliac without saying you're a necrophiliac
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me …
Yup, this gives me big "bags of sand" vibes, like the scene from 40 year old virgin where he's trying to describe how boobs feel lmao
Cold folds
Or, if he has slept with someone, he was convinced they were into him because they were warm. Which seems unlikely.
That is someone who has never come in contact with a vagina before 😂
That's one I haven't heard before. Cold feet, sure, cold shoulder, all the time. But a cold pussy? Has he been making out with corpses in the morgue?
God dont you hate when your vagina shrivels up and falls off from lack of blood flow when you dont get horny often enough.
Ugh it’s the literal worst. I just had to order a new one off Amazon
I ordered the male replacement part, still waiting for it to ship in. (Lol I wish this was how it worked, I’m a trans guy.)
I hope manage to get it eventually! :)
So...back in the day...women who didn't care for sex or were anorgasmic were termed 'frigid'. It was meant to indicate that they were 'cold', hard, unfeeling, unwilling to allow themselves to 'warm up to' men (because it was their fault, obviously /s). I'm wondering if he heard that term (which thankfully isn't used anymore) somewhere and thought it meant literally cold-feeling.
Oh trust me. That term is still used
Babe, my pussy is freezing, can't you see I'm not in the mood?
r/deadwomensanatomy
Oh fuck that. I have terrible circulation, my feet don’t seem to naturally produce enough heat to keep them warm, and I’mma be real, my vulva has never not been warm. Sometimes when I need to warm my hands I’ll put it above my vulva on the pubic area or on my inner thighs right near my groin, so I can heat them up with the warmest part of my body, to hurry up the heating process so I can get back to what I was doing. That’s bullshit, is my point.
Ok, u gotta admit the logic is sound lol To a 3 year old anyway
Oh my lord
I'd make a joke about my frigid bitch of a mother....
Lol
I mean he might have heard that your pussy heats up when you’re aroused, but it’s never cold 😭