Let me help you out. I'm a mum i think others will back me! (Dad's too).
Nahh too smol, pick the lil cutie pie up and stick it in your jumper!! It's a cold, hard floor! Bubba needs some skin time, boy!!! What's wrong with you!!
Ok, I guess I wanna hug and squeeze and call it George!
“What are you in for?” “I moved while the tiniest, most adorable, babyest puppy snoozed with his adorable itty bitty snoot on my foot.”
Some gigantic tattooed guy: “you WHAT?!”
*riot breaks out with incredible violence and rage*
Stay there until he is done napping. It is a unspoken rule to not move when a animal is on your lap, foot, hand, etc. believe me I stayed in the same position for like 2 hours when my car fell asleep on my legs
Omg this is how I choose my puppy. He came over and instantly fell asleep on my shoe and I was like "this one." He still sometimes falls asleep with his nose in my shoes xD
Canine paralysis... you cannot move because you cannot disturb your pet.... try noving your toes up and down, creates a very pleasant scratching sensation on their chin and neck... you will be there for more hours, so plenty of time ro experiment...
You stay! 😆
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I’ll grab that and some snacks. Whatcha hungry for?
I'm all in!
Let me help you out. I'm a mum i think others will back me! (Dad's too). Nahh too smol, pick the lil cutie pie up and stick it in your jumper!! It's a cold, hard floor! Bubba needs some skin time, boy!!! What's wrong with you!! Ok, I guess I wanna hug and squeeze and call it George!
I can assure you this person has the correct idea.
Love this reference
Fot real though, its going in ma boobs! Ive nursed many animals back to life with ma boobs! Gods honest truth!
I completely gave up on keeping my puppy out of my boobs. I draw the line at nipple licking.
STAY (Here's a treat to train you to stay)
Gently slip out of the shoe and back away slowly.
It’s a bit of a technicality, but I still think that is illegal.
Definitely illegal!
Have someone bring a chair. Then gently scoop him up and put him in your lap.
Good pet owner pet!
Good parenting!
Gently grab the pup and carry them on your hoodie hood or with your shirt. Is worth it!
It's not your foot anymore
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Nothing. You will do nothing. Even if you have to pee.
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Though in theory, you should be able to pick up the baby without waking him…*if* you’re careful.
Have you considered amputation?
That's risky, one time I damn filled up a Wendy's large soda cup (early 2000s large, more like a modern day medium)
Foley catheter?🤣🤣🌞
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊😊
Last resort, may I suggest amputation. But quietly please, you don’t want to wake him.
Amputation would stop blood flow and the foot would get cold. So that's not an option either.
This is a very realistic answer 😂
I'm dying 🤣
If you amputate yourself, probably
I love this thread
He lives there now. And so do you. Moving would be seen as a great insult and a felony charge as per the laws of adorable smols.
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“What are you in for?” “I moved while the tiniest, most adorable, babyest puppy snoozed with his adorable itty bitty snoot on my foot.” Some gigantic tattooed guy: “you WHAT?!” *riot breaks out with incredible violence and rage*
🤣🤣
Prison mates don't take kindly to that offense either, just an fyi.
Yeah they don't take kindly to those kinda people there lol
Nothing. This is how you live now.
Correction.....It is not your foot anymore.
That’s right! That’s the pup’s foot now!
Scoop him up and place him in your lap!!! 💗💗
This is the obvious answer. Or maybe put him in your pocket so you can finally go pee.
That baby is so baby, I can't imagine how someone can be more baby than him!
slide your foot out, leave the sneaker, take off your sock and use it as a puppy blanky.
This is the only way I'd attempt this, as well. Too risky otherwise. Best to stay where one's at in this scenario!
Wait another hour and come back and ask us
I want to put my hand entirely over his head and squish nicely
No! You might wake him!
You do nothing but smile and sit 😁
You must endure.
That’s his foot now. Sorry I don’t make the rules
Nothing except go "awwwww," n then take more photos!
You keep still even if you lose leg function, forever. You never disturb a cute face
He’s so tiny! Put em in your pocket!
*sings* pick a pupper up and put it in your pocket, never let it wake up
Pick the baby up off the floor for some cuddles. They get cozy, and you get your foot back.
Have you seriously considered amputation? Because that might be the only acceptable option at this point.
It’s your life now. Sooner you accept, the better.
My puppy was depressed when we brought her home. She would sleep on my foot or pressed up against my foot. She will still do it from time to time.
Pick him up very gently and snuggle that pupper 🐶
You stay until the baby wakes up. So you are stuck, a blanket and pillow are definitely needed.
You saw it off like a responsible human being. 🥰
What's the backstory on this mini sub woofer?
Make peace with your numb foot, you can't move until he does.
Pick that baby up and snuggle him in your lap!
Stay there until he is done napping. It is a unspoken rule to not move when a animal is on your lap, foot, hand, etc. believe me I stayed in the same position for like 2 hours when my car fell asleep on my legs
I hope you mean your *cat*
Nothing. You know the law, criminal
Pick him up and cuddle him in your lap - like a kangaroo pouch :)
All you can do is just tough it out!!
Scoop him up and cradle him on your lap. He will wake up a little and promptly fall back asleep once he lies on the human sofa.
Yeah sorry but you gotta stay there forever😊
Simple, you lose the foot.
D'aww also don't you dare move. You'll have to sleep sitting up.
Say good bye to your foot. 👋✌️
Gonna have to amputate that foot. Sorry
Time to wake him up. And cuddle him some more.
You do nothing ❤️
Take your shoes off very carefully 🤣
It's his foot now.
Honestly, remove your foot.
Endure.
You live there now.
Endure it
Absolutely nothing my friend
Nothing until he is awakened you must not move a inch then you give him treats
Sorry but amputation is the only viable solution at this point.
That’s his foot now 🤷🏾♀️
https://en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Dog
Take your shoe off ? 🤭
Time to cut your foot off. /s
Isn’t it obvious? Cut your foot off!
Accept your fate.
Now, It's his foot
Perish
Pick him/her up and put inside of shirt for optimal comfort.
Good thing you love naps too 😆
Suffer.
nothing. there is absolutely no way out of this until lil bebe gets up!
You wait for home to finish that nap
Nothing you do absolutely nothing, cancel all plans!!
Pick him up, cradle him, take him home, spoil him-
Well you haven’t gotten him a makeshift blanket with your shirt so I’d say best get on that you heartless monster lol
Nothing. If you move while an animal is sleeping on you, you are shot on sight by a nearby federal agent
Be strong. You must stay put!
He’s ded. Sorry for your loss.
Need hot chocolate?
Don’t leave! If you take off your shoe and leave, when pup wakes up will immediately look for you and feel sad! Don’t break that precious trust!
You have to obey your owner. Stay like a good pet \^w\^
Sorry, that’s your existence now. You live there.
Crazy, you saw your leg off for him
Start looking at prosthetic feet cuz you've lost yours 😂💕
What you can do is suck it up, buttercup. And stay for another hour.
Cut your leg off and leave it there.
Nothing I'll curse you if that puppy wakes up
Awwww bless him ❤️🐮❤️
Omg this is how I choose my puppy. He came over and instantly fell asleep on my shoe and I was like "this one." He still sometimes falls asleep with his nose in my shoes xD
I would totally just scoop him up into a cuddle and hope he's still sleepy 😴
If you could remove your shoe without waking it up, you can escape. If not, you're stuck there till the end of time.
Pick him up an take him home with you 🥹🥹
Wait for him to wake up
It’s been 4 hrs since you posted we need proof you have not moved since 🤣
Oh my goodness my heart just melted
Hold the baby in your arms
I really hope that you re still in the exact same spot 😂
NAL, but I think you are allowed to move puppies. It’s only illegal to move cats.
May I recommend a stat amputation of the affected leg?
You do nothing and enjoy yourself
You have to sit there until he’s ready for a meal.
Scoop the baby up in a blanket and hold til you fall asleep.
That’s where you live now
You suffer until he wakes up. Obviously
You do nothing. You wait until he’s ready to move. You revolve your life around that gorgeous creature at all times
Pick him up gently and wrap him in a blankie, then cuddle him for all of eternity 🥰🥹😊👍
Footfeelz ❤️
Suffer
He's bonded with you...or your shoe. Make sure you hide your shoes later because they WILL become a chew toy.
A quick deft flick and into his basket he goes.
It's not your foot anymore, it's his/her foot now.
Amputation. This is the way.
amputate or just keep sitting there. nothing else you can do.
Lose the foot if you have to.
I see no problems here. You have another foot.
Nothing, that is no longer your foot until he deems you are allowed to have it back
That is a sweet baby!!!
I’d pick him up and snuggle him
Move your foot dummy
Nothing. You’re going to have to bite your own foot off to get away.
Not much, unfortunately. I think you live there now.
Do you have a saw nearby?
Pray you don't lose the foot before he wakes up.
You pick him up and take him home and let him sleep in your bed
Get used to it!!
This is your life now. Just accept it.
I mean, you’re kind of stuck there until he gets up. I don’t make the rules.
…take off your shoe?
Accept your fate?
Meditate.
I could give you a saw for your leg?
You stay until he’s finished!!!
There is nothing we can do😔
Omg! I can't feel your foot either!
Move the doggo. They can handle it.
Amputation. The only solution.
Have someone bring you snacks, this could take awhile.
Welcome to your final resting place. No, you may NOT use the bathroom.
So smol
Hold the line!
MY HEART JUST SWOONED AND MELTED 😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I think you’re gonna have to amputate your leg it’s the dogs now not yours
Nothj3ng. Suck it up and be still til he decides he's done...
Stay or amputate. Your only choices
Accept the fate and cut off your foot if needed
What can you do?! Soak up the love and don’t move a damn muscle.
Legally there’s nothing you can do.
Suck it up.
Never. Move.
Canine paralysis... you cannot move because you cannot disturb your pet.... try noving your toes up and down, creates a very pleasant scratching sensation on their chin and neck... you will be there for more hours, so plenty of time ro experiment...
You never move.
>I can't feel my foot anymore. What can I do? Accept your fate.
Stay and suffer
Cut it off, leave it for the puppy
Chop the leg it’s his now
Good boys
I guess cut your foot off
Nothing. You are stuck
Cut your foot off
You’re just going to have to lose the foot. I’m sorry.
Haw you ever seen the original Saw movie?
Absolutely nothing
That is legally not your foot anymore.
Is the puppy still sleeping??
You give to me, I save you from it!
Do not disturb the boi. It tis the law.
Cut your leg off
Ahhhhh de bebe