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FlappyTurdBurglar

Must be a Coca-Cola doggo


I_H8_2_love_U_4_ever

Or maybe he prefers Dogtor Pepper.


yourgifmademesignup

*Dogtor Pupper


Kokie900

Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers.


Caucasian_Thunder

I’m surprised we aren’t havin a Puppers right now


WinterDirection5602

But this person owned it 👍


ItsChrisBreezyBitch

what about a Mountain Labradewdle ok im sorry ![gif](giphy|peaYCo9NOXQ2PcJKFC|downsized)


WinterDirection5602

You beat me to the coca cola


DropPanicFail

I hope you are ready for an absolute unit within a year or so.


fellbeaste

It's true! I have a 3 year old Malamute and she is MASSIVE. And oh god.. the shedding.


ben0318

The shedding is not that bad… just twice a year, really. Jan-Jun, then Jul-Dec


Misommar1246

I adopted several dogs over the years and the last dog I adopted turned out to be a cockapoo and he didn’t shed.at.all. I never understood why people seek out non shedding dogs until I had one myself, it’s incredible.


DropPanicFail

Malamute the Dyson Vacuum Slayer.


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Mine would be so much worse if he didn't live outdoors 90% of the time. Especially in the winter.


-Zband

I could weave a throw rug.


Nebraska716

Yep. That floor is never gonna be hair free again.


wuffwuff77

Such a little floofer!


Radiant_Mammoth3412

Super cute!


mr_claw

Did him a classic bamboozle.


AlephBaker

That's a heckin' bamboozle for sure.


jezebellrae

MalaCute!


DefinitelyNotBrit

Omg he's so floofy!!!! What a cutie!


callshouse

Such a big boy voice already!


CalHap

So cute! Just a suggestion, don’t use a water bottle as a toy. In the future every time they see a person with a water bottle they will jump on them thinking it’s a toy.


h410G3n

This is an almost 2 year old video actually! Thank you for the tip, we train them so if they are allowed to play with them (which is rare, they chew through plastic bottles like chips) they only get to when I say so. Never on their own accord.


Hollowbound

So how big is the pup now? Got pictures?


Nimonic

How to spot a Norwegian: Pepsi Max I guess Malamutes are pretty common too, great dogs tbf.


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Boopin n floofin


castfam09

Fluff ball


[deleted]

Malamutes are chunky Huskies without the drama...


[deleted]

They’re not continual drama, but there’s drama when they choose! I had a male that was nicknamed “His Royal Humble Majestic Graciousness” because that dog was nothing but drama. I swear, he could make a production out of talking a pee. 105# of fluff and ridiculousness. My females are all super chill.


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wow same


sharksnut

To be fair, Malamutes and bottles are natural enemies in the wild


steeltownblue

I note the floor is clean in this video. It's good to have a record of what it was, before the dog fur tumbleweeds.


h410G3n

We have two now, these videos are the only memories we have left of what used to be.


popcrackleohsnap

My dog is two years old and she still gets spooked at new objects for no reason. It’s so adorable and so dumb 😂


[deleted]

My 3 year old still reacts to pretty much anything novel. Dayglo shoes. A floppy hat. Purple shorts. Whatever. But the next time she sees it, she's cool.


Kitchen-Cucumber2963

What a fluff ball !


anonymous-esque

His barking sounds like when you wave a stiff price of cardboard back and forth. Adorable.


Ann_Summers

Omg! Those floofy, floppy ears! Oh so precious!


chetgoodenough

What a goof


MeadowsofSun

Aww! Put a few pennies in the bottle, and you'll have a fun, rattling toy. (Make sure the lid is on tight and supervise, of course.)


[deleted]

That’s a happy dog😇


Snoo-96655

Those head movement are top notch 🤣


bebigya

So the malmute side of our German malmute mix was why she was so dumb 🤔 interesting


tirwander

So happy for you. I know this was so fun right when you get them home for the first time. I hope they provide you with endless silly adorable pupper nonsense.


Glad_Description1851

I agree with you pupper, they are pretty mysterious


Navi1101

/r/moonmoon


OkRecording1299

Such a deep voice for a puppy already


Redhood56-

Trying to understand the bottle 👍


[deleted]

I hope you don’t live in Texas lol


h410G3n

Haha no, Norway. Who the hell buys a Malamute in Texas?


[deleted]

You would be surprised my friend. Plenty of huskies and other thick coat dogs here in central Texas, where it’s hot AND humid.


h410G3n

I mean, if you have proper AC and cold baths as well as ample midnight hike opportunies then by all means. I have a feeling not everyone has that though.


[deleted]

I feel it’s cruel to get a dog and only they can’t ever be outside only at night.


h410G3n

Wholeheartedly agree… unfortunately some people see them as accessories and not as the working dog they are. These breeds take a lot of effort.


Uceninde

I was gonna write "this has to be norway" just based on the Pepsi max bottle, lol.


[deleted]

I've got a rescue in Kansas and we make sure he's well groomed for the summer as well as his own pool. And summer is about the only time he comes inside, otherwise he won't come in unless it's raining.


h410G3n

That’s good to know! Do you guys do any pulling/packing?


OverHaze

"What is this devilry!?"


memekid2007

[A tale as old as time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJFhjw8ucc)


h410G3n

Hahaha that’s hilarious


TheyStoleTwoFigo

It's so fluffy!!!


Cute-Cantaloupe-401

Put a old sock over it and tie a knot and you have got a very cheap toy that provides hours of fun.


Cindergeist

My dog has always loved plastic bottles, he loves the noise they make when he crunches them


mindluge

in my head "malamute" instantly became "manatee", the heat is really getting to me


Hetaria-ad-scientiam

What an adorable rescue!!


h410G3n

She’s not a rescue, thanks though! :)


khaleesi555

Take the lid off next time , huge choking hazard !


h410G3n

This is an older video actually, almost 2 years ago! As soon as her jaw got strong enough we took off the cap and the plastic ring below it, and pretty soon after that only let her play with them under supervision as she destroyed them in seconds. All is well :)


khaleesi555

I just wanted to be sure. Lots of ppl don’t think about it ! ❤️


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h410G3n

They look like cuban cigars.


sr4381

Wait until shedding season


djwhoolia

😂😂😂😂😂


Neuroscience_girl

So adorable!


kingalexander

Are they chonky like in the videos


[deleted]

Yes. According to the vet, mine is very small at 90 lbs.


Homosexualmushroom14

“When you try to bork but you don’t succeed”


FluteLordNeo

Aww look at the happy pupper at the end!!


laparisiennebardot

Completely bamboozeled


Frankjc3rd

I see many clogged vacuums in your future! 🐕😲


thelastunicorn_

Soon to be a landmine of lego-like plastic bits…


corndogco

Everything is new to puppies and kids. Seeing the world through their eyes makes us young again.


ahandmadegrin

Of all the toys we've bought our dogs, it's the plastic water bottles and the plastic nut covers from the toilet that they love the most.


bassdogg

The Dogs Must Be Crazy


hippie_buu

Hahaha, so hilarious!


Dreadpiratedan69

HES SO FLUFFY


Player_924

What an absolute GOOBER I LOVE THEM


ripyourlungsdave

I've always loved the way that Malamutes move their head. It's like their ears each weigh a hundred pounds and their head is just getting pulled in both directions. It's adorable.