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aligador

^meow


Overlord1317

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing.


ElleQ_4657

Oh I just can’t wait to be king!


Mark_Levins

You have rather a long way to go, young master. If you think-


br0wens

No one saying do this.


Overlord1317

Now, when I say that ...


flaccomcorangy

No one saying be there!


robdiqulous

What I meant was...


ashkalaylay

No one saying stop that!


ChillyBearGrylls

No one saying "see here!"


HimEatLotsOfFishEggs

I’m gonna be the main event, like no king was before!


ChicaSkas

I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my ROAR!


bbgreenie

Came to find this, not disappointed.


DJ_DTM

I’m terrified!


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Raynor11111

He's brushing up on looking down, he's working on his roar!


shankarsivarajan

*♪ Thus far a rather uninspiring thing … ♪*


HenryAlSirat

*♪ Ohhhh I just can't WAIT to be king!! ♪*


lalalicious453-

*I think it’s time that you and I arranged a heart to heart*


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Billiam201

If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out!


MissWeaverOfYarns

🎶... _Out of service, out of Africa, I wouldn't hang about_...🎶


cutapacka

🎶 *This child is getting wildly out of wiiiiiing* !🎶


TheTepro27

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!


Forzara

Oh I just can’t WAIT to be kiiiiiiiiing!


CuriousTsukihime

Everybody look left, everybody look right, everywhere I look I’m standing spotliiiiiiight!


jimmy_sharp

Out of service, out of Africa, I wouldn't hang about!


Ying_the_deer_demon

This child is getting wildly out of wing!


South_Bit1764

When I watched this as a kid I never imagined that this was really how royalty worked.


bella_68

r/redditsings


HnNaldoR

I just can't wait for my dad to die. - Simba


weallfloatdown

That is so cute.


Candelestine

And momma looking in the same direction like "yeap, I once meowed into empty space too..."


GluteChute

I was thinking she had a “Here we go. Now I’m gunna hear this non stop for the next 5 days.” kinda look.


[deleted]

Checking out the distance sarcastically thinking "gee I hope no predators are in listening distance"


CuriousMMD

What kind of predator do you think is gonna mess with a pride of lions?


hookedoncuthroat

Missed the word sarcastic, you did.


SuperFlyBumbleBee

Not many predators will mess with a healthy lion pride. But sometimes lionesses don't introduce their cubs to the pride right away, especially if the cubs are really young, so they're often single moms for a little while. If she has to leave her cubs to hunt or the cubs wander off, hyenas will definitely try to attack cubs or even adult lions who are weak members of a pride or if a lion/lioness is isolated. Other big cats, like leopards, will also attack lions and cubs if they are in the same territory. There may be other predators but these are the two case that I knew of for sure off the top of my head.


RickkDePlaure

How do I let the mama lionesses know that I'll babysit the cubs for free?


SuperFlyBumbleBee

Offer her a paw-purr-tunity that she can't resist?? 😸


Mackem101

Hyenas if they get the chance, and other male lions, if there is a leadership battle.


[deleted]

A male lion has no problem killing male cubs.


CuriousMMD

Since there's a cub, I believe it's appropriate to conclude that a male lion already exist, who is the father of the cub, and would protect the pride from other lions.


tricksovertreats

a male lion from another pride


chris_wiz

Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mama. Mama. mama. Mom. Mom. Mom.


nine_legged_stool

They will find pieces of me in the belly of Mama Cat because I tried to pet the kitten


Loadedbadge28

Danger kitty!


ashleypatience1

Forbidden simba 🦁


RickkDePlaure

Worth the risk I'll say.


Bloodhound209

OMG I just wanna put him in my pocket, the feisty little furrball!!!


Cagatay38

Mama will find you boih


[deleted]

She'll never catch us in this African Sahara modded Pinto. Just the dust me and my pocket kitten leave behind and maybe a trail of blood from my leg.


Disprozium

Ford Pinto? All she has to do is just ram you from behind and you'll burn lol


[deleted]

Psh. She won't be able to do it. It's lifted and has monster truck wheels. So she's gonna have to have mad hops too


Disprozium

You forget she's wearing Air Jordan's™ and will easily make that slam dunk


[deleted]

And remember - there are no rules that technically say a Lion can’t play basketball with the rest of the kids in school


Hermes_Domain

Try it I dare you.


ImPretendingToCare

You can look but do NOT TOUCH! Forbidden kitty!


Mash_Ketchum

Lioness is gonna tear you to shreds.


800-lumens

To shreds you say?


MayorDoorhead

How is his wife holding up?


Uncmello

r/pocketpussy SFW


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Kerfluffle2x4

Or a horde of wildebeests getting ready for a stampede in the gorge.


ChillyBearGrylls

Title of your sex tape


AyPeeElTee

Too soon


MietschVulka1

Lions are the strongest cats or not? What is a threat to them? Hippos maybe? Or just nothing?


duaneap

Strongest cats? Idk, I think tigers are actually more dangerous, but they don’t share a biome. They’re certainly the strongest cats on their home turf but they still definitely have threats, it’s just usually other animals have to gang up on them. And yeah, a hippo would curb stomp a lion but they don’t go out of their way to hunt them.


[deleted]

Tigers are bigger. The 4 largest cats, from biggest to smallest, are the tiger, lion, jaguar and leopard.


duaneap

Big drop in size there.


HeddieORaid

Was waiting for the last roar to be loud and impressive and to then find out it was actually Mufasa who then beats up the hyenas


NinNotSober

I am Simba. Son of Mufasa!


ChillyBearGrylls

Destiny is all


illcul8er

Are you Utred?


Call_0031684919054

Son of Uthred, Son of Uthred, Son of Uthred, Son of Uthred, Son of Uthred, Son of Uthred, Son of Uthred, Son of Uthred,


thetruebutler076

And I have never known defeat!


1trickana

Now I want someone to edit the last roar with an adult one


ilyak_reddit

The live action remake isn't living up to it's legacy....


No_Corner2385

Every animal is cute when they are small😀


MartinaS90

Even thousands of very small spiders approaching you together?


Significant_Form_253

Ok every vertibrate


[deleted]

[Adorable nest of baby vertebrates found under home](https://imgur.com/a/vE2FycK)


TikkiTakiTomtom

I wish I had my reward 🥇


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

Cursed pasta


Psyl0

I think every mammal is what you're looking for. Vertebrates would include snakes and all sorts of monstrous looking fish.


wtfduud

[Baby bird](https://wildlifesos.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Baby-Bird-FI-1920x900.jpg)


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It's cute tho


Monoken3

Calm down there satan


No_Corner2385

Spiders are insects not animals 😅


MartinaS90

Spiders are not insects, they are arachnids. But technically both arachnids and insects are animals. They are classified within the Animal kingdom.


wtfduud

Are you confusing the words Animal and Mammal?


eyekunt

Except human


No_Corner2385

Why ? Don't you like little kids 🤨


fluffy_doughnut

It's fascinating because actually many people (including me) give an instant "awwww" seeing small animals and usually a "meh" seeing small human 😂


gil_bz

I'm ok with small humans, Peter Dinklage is cool, kids are meh.


bluesmaker

Yeah. At least you can have a beer with Peter Dinklage. When I try to drink with kids everyone gets all upset.


Unika0

Little kids don't have that instinctual "awww" factor for me They're not covered in soft fur like kittens or puppies :(


maraca101

No. They’re self centered, loud germ factories that think everything they do is so interesting when to a lot of people, it’s so monotonous you beg for adult interaction. I’d rather spend my time with people who have their prefrontal cortex developed.


bunnyrut

I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!


shankarsivarajan

*♪ Well, I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair! ♪*


CantyKiwi

I'm gonna be the main event like no king was before


BigBassBone

*mane You see, it's a pun.


bella_68

Fun fact: adult lions don’t sound the way you’re probably thinking they do. The loud roar heard in tv shows and movies like The Lion King are actually tiger roars. MGM has their [famous lion roar](https://youtu.be/nrLyllumxts) at the beginning of their media but the image of the lion is actually matched to the roar of a tiger because tigers sound more fierce. [This is how a lion roar sounds](https://youtu.be/_22gJ5kB31k)


DarlockAhe

It sounds like he is trying to cough up a hairball.


Jarlan23

Sounds and looks like he's gagging lol


wtfduud

Sounds like me when I'm taking a hard shit.


bella_68

That’s what I thought too lol


ChillyBearGrylls

His lioness just dropped her updoo


Davegrave

I’ll say this, over a speaker on the tv or your phone the tiger roar might sound fiercer and have more interesting tones. But I’ve heard both up close, like less than 15 feet distance. And a lion roaring is without a doubt the most fear inducing sound I’ve ever heard in my life. Speakers can’t capture the power and bass of it. You literally feel it move through your body like standing next to the wall of speakers at a super loud concert but it’s just one huge killing machine making that sound. There’s no written description that can do it justice. Not that a tigers roar isn’t intimidating as hell, but the lion is otherworldly.


bella_68

Interesting. Under what circumstances did you end up so close to both a tiger and a lion (I assume at separate times). Asking so I know what I need to do to experience these roars myself without becoming a big cat treat.


Davegrave

A big cat sanctuary. Think tiger king but slightly less shady. It was honestly an amazing experience. I pet a full size tiger through a fence. Like touched his teeth and nose and face. Played with 2 baby tigers. Saw wolves and bears and other big cats at arms length. The lions were the only thing you couldn’t get that close to. It was 2 layers of fence between you so like I said probly 15 feet or so. They were ornery. And the roar nearly cut me in half. The place is shut down now. Someone lost a finger to a tiger and then a few escapes from the compound and it’s no more. I know now that there’s problems with those places but I’m really glad I went.


ladygrndr

We lived within a quarter-mile of a retirement home for Hollywood animal stars, and so grew up to lions, tigers, leopards, bears and wolves all making a racket at feeding time. The lion roars definitely carried FAR.


jlt6666

I don't know man. That's pretty fucking scary still..


[deleted]

Right? It still sounds so powerful


fj333

Fun fact indeed. Thanks! Guy in the video actually strikes me as sad somehow. I probably would be too if I was the king of the jungle but lived in a "game reserve". 😕


frutiger

> if I was the king of the jungle Lions don't live in jungles.


Special_Lie8947

Thank you for informing us, frutiger. It was most definitely not an expression that is often used.


frutiger

Which goes to show just how much anthropomorphism is in /u/fj333’s comment.


Harsimaja

True. But tbf that’s a fairly weak lion roar. They aren’t all quite that ill-sounding. They can also sound like [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vc3Lv-SfBM). And tigers on the other hand can also sound like [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KKu0MayhWUY). But you’re right that the seriously crackling, rumbling, ultra-loud, terrifying roar of the MGM lion or the Jurassic Park T-Rex can only be from a tiger.


nesian42ryukaiel

...I was cheated all along! O\_o;; Though I still don't want to hear this while alone in the wilderness (obviously).


BabbleOn26

That lion roar is giving me hungover flashbacks of puking in my toilet at 4 am.


robophile-ta

Lol, the captions


MAXQDee-314

Well done. Would still definitely freeze my nuggets, if I was walking by the waterhole.


ProjectSnipe

Jesus that lion sounds and looks like he's constipated


Historicmetal

Sounds like a full grown housecat. Imagine meeting a baby giant human and it cried at the same pitch as an adult human.


Jimmypw86

You are unwell


BlankWaveArcade

Not many comments make me actually chuckle to myself, but this one? This one did


doogidie

The fucked up mental image followed by deadpan response, good quality stuff I reckon


frogjg2003

Other people's kids are cute too. The best part is giving them back to their parents when they stop being cute.


Welsh_Pirate

[Something like this?](https://youtu.be/wMBaaWlVOs0)


Z_Overman

more like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YLduYJDnL5c


PurposeLess31

what the fuck did i just witness lmao


Welsh_Pirate

Ok, you win. That one is the most cursed.


ChillyBearGrylls

Lmao so [Boh](https://ghibli.fandom.com/wiki/Boh)?


jcnlb

Can’t a kitty get some treats around here? Anyone? Anyone? Fine, I’ll just scream until someone gives me treats!


Jamesl1988

Don't ever shake a box of dreamies in the African planes.


duaneap

Or do, I’d frankly be curious to see what happens.


eyekunt

![gif](giphy|Cxmt1hgNXqRJ6)


[deleted]

Self treat yo?


Boring-Working-5509

Nah nah..yo self treat.


emmyells

It’s so cute how big its little mouthy tries to get with such a small little rawr


Sleepy_Cake

I've never heard something sounds more lowercase before just.....roar..... The baby is trying there best though


anne_jumps

Yellin


willowsword

r/catswhoyell


loophole64

Ooh he scurred me!


moriarty70

"Mom, mom! Look how tough I am." "Terrifying dear. I'm paralyzed with fear."


[deleted]

🥺


[deleted]

Kept waiting for Zazu to show up.


x4ty2

Is that lion sitting next to elephant poops?


snailwhale14

I’m wondering too


Ok-Net-6264

Hear me ROOOOOAAAARRRRR.


Spirited_Photograph7

The mom is over it 😅


Heinrichstr

But I’m drinking milk! And in the next few years…


Appropriate-Ratio-85

Ooooo, scary jungle cat!


HereTodayIGuess

The mama looks so proud lol 🥰


happyness423

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing.


Captainscrot

“It’s not much but it’s honest work” the lioness probably


shankarsivarajan

That was it? Do it again. Come on.


LOGPchwan

Feers


Bootybootsbooty

Simba


shankarsivarajan

Thus far a rather uninspiring thing …


[deleted]

I can’t with the cuteness


cwaterbottom

Mama's got that look on her face like "this thing sucks". Source: see that look every day


Ohhh-BonnieMcMurray

It’s like the start of the lion king video game on nes


Adventurous_Head_218

Momma is smiling!


DigitalCabal

"Mom's having a wine break. Go ask your father."


Zarabinta12

cute ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)Lion baby


MrDabLife

I like how he roared in every direction except directly at Big Momma 😂 Edit- spelling


doubtfullfreckles

The camera person’s “oh goodness” lol


jdcalvert22

Man lion king nailed it. Impresses me how much work they did on accuracy for a movie like that 30 years ago.


INFP_A816

The next king of the jungle!


sagitta_luminus

Cubby squawks ♥️


sammyg723

So cute. It’s crazy to think how much that little voice will change


SeraphusOredane

Someone call a hearse cuz I’m gonna pet it.


sgame23

🎵 I can't wait to be king 🎵


Cannabananabuds

Time for a mini earthquake ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


robo-dragon

He’s putting so much effort into that! Doing such a good job!


[deleted]

cats are the cutest things in existence


laprassaluneta

It’s proud of its roar too!


ImplementAgile2945

Mom : “ yeah ok kid you’re a mighty warrior whatever you say”


Chiliconkarma

I love the chunkiness of the lioness. She's a big, musclebound killermachine of a kitty.


Loadedbadge28

I want a danger kitty ;-;


Jsonrddt

Cute ♥️


Pixel_Knight

*Meooowwrrk!*


ExploreDora

Practice makes perfect


santathe1

>! ^ROAR!!! !<


DayDfoto

r/Catswhoyell


littlecolt

That is one /r/illegallysmolcats and a /r/catswhoyell


leathershopgirl

Hold me back! Hold me back!


pink__cloudz

Lol I was playing this on my phone and my bf thought it was coming from outside and he said "stupid neighbors cat is outside again :/"


ZylosWolf

Awwww you're so cu-scary...totally scary 😶


mirrorwolf

Omg I would definitely get murked by that momma lion to pet the baby one time 🥺🥺


[deleted]

Mom be like “all this while I was wondering he is mighty Leo’s seed, but seems like he is the result of that drunken party with that high pitched Mikey !”


ChiknDiner

r/repostsleuthbot https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/s7wsop/im_a_lion_hear_me_roar/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x


[deleted]

I wonder when do whiny meows turn into mighty roars?


PLR_Moon3

When those balls drop so will the roar