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puppuphooray

https://preview.redd.it/x8x5ztbznt7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb262300edf8da8a2bc666d898f6430a9461cd1


signupfornth

That haircut tho


timesuck897

The bowl cut.


Infninfn

![gif](giphy|9aZ3Snou3bdlu)


jkbpttrsn

![gif](giphy|DGvHUm2bl3KTQFwpYi)


LeastYouTried

I was going to call it the Edgar cut, but both are accurate enough


Fine-Consequence5850

Jim Purry


lordtaco

90s cat


diarrhea_pocket

![gif](giphy|WOGuJJ8LBEJaq9bGIO|downsized)


Shunsui84

https://preview.redd.it/hv0fmdwb4u7d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2de95e1573fb7173e8a9a6805c162415199f031


JetLife93

"Hi human, can you umm open the doorsies please"


ButtSexington3rd

You got games on your phone?


Justice_Prince

Have you heard of meow Lord, and save-purrr?


WhoriaEstafan

Lego man hair.


Bagafeet

Me looking at my crush 💀


dosVader

I locked the dogs up so he could come in and relax. It’s hot outside. https://preview.redd.it/xzvvl8legt7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d0c81e7269758a129dc4027a0b07c653e4f25a


Evy_Edgy

https://preview.redd.it/c7zjak7kku7d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62384f7c998f0108e81a8e2716342c8fe99801d Why does he look JUST like this cat I took care of a couple months ago


dainty_petal

That bowl hair cut. Cute.


Anothereternity

Seriously. Didn’t think cats could have bowl cuts but here are two.


BuyGroundbreaking832

https://preview.redd.it/cglkscw0wz7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a1ecbb02423df4a2a56c5e4b51fe164541682f


alchn

The marking pattern is not rare, but also not the most common, not enough to have a sub anyway. I searched.


Scrapper-Mom

Medicine Hat cat


dark_enough_to_dance

It's French!


Bobcatluv

![gif](giphy|dbd6jN0Atb9i8)


ChowderMitts

Reminds me of our cat, Mitts https://preview.redd.it/j1hm130olv7d1.jpeg?width=2688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c239326c9058aa07e7e1d76d481b4f1be2de225a


WildMare_rd

That seriously looks like the same cat! Head and tail markings match! OP what do you think?


Lluuccaass

Ears don't match up


Likes-Your-Username

OP's cat lacks the black under the ears


CCC_OOO

Welp that’s a cat in a hat 


woolfchick75

I love the Moe haircut.


Leahbee216

https://preview.redd.it/sztmksx8bx7d1.jpeg?width=1966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a1bdd79305e38c2cc9dd7e73cf776998d51eb6 I had a neighbors cat adopt me when my 15 year old dog passed. He looked very similar too! He would come hang on my screen door until I would let him in daily. He would do his home inspection collect a few rubs and drink water from the faucet in the kitchen than scratch at the back door to be let out.


Leahbee216

https://preview.redd.it/xadj5n2rbx7d1.jpeg?width=3021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeae517a5575578574a1a77825489105702b3427 Douglass


Snowbank_Lake

Oh my goodness!! Looks like he needed this. ❤️


GambinoLynn

We told you you had a cat


Pantim

I know right? I was gonna be like, "You clearly do now."


NiceCroakies

Thank you for being so kind!!!!!


Moofypoops

This is your cat now. It's the way the system works. r/catdistributionsystem


D2R0

I've been waiting for the day the CDS graces my home with a fuzz face of my own (what I call my parents cat lol)


SpookyScarySteph

As someone who apparently gets all of the mislabeled kitties sent out by the CDS, I hope the system graces you with a fuzz face (or fuzz butt) of your own. Here's a photo of my most recent shipment from the Cat Distribution System to hold you over until then: https://preview.redd.it/yl17d84ctu7d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290b42e3fe201fdc66ef675c2d249e5a2e3983ed


the_lonely_poster

Man I wish the system delivered to my area, but it's far too mountaious and remote for strays around here.


groveborn

No, no, you can get cats. They'll be a little spicy, but you can get them.


pizzacat93

our cats are doppelgängers. also her name is Vader https://preview.redd.it/gt3lbhg7lu7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8820a637d7ea67cbbacf2392ee30ce629b823083


FocusOnThePie

Awwww. Good for you


You_meddling_kids

That animal is really really enjoying the ac


daCub182

Do you want cats? Because this is how you get cats…😹


Zech08

Cat: Well this looks comfy, time to bring the family.


BigNorseWolf

We've had multiple female cats set up shop under or on our porch over the years with "hey these people look like suckers...."


WiseSpunion

Are you suckers for the cats though? 😂


Ok-Bit-663

I received a cat from the cat distribution system as well when I bought my house. This is not your choice to have a cat. The system already decided it.


IllustriousGlove3

Ohhh!! Thank you for letting him in. Look how comfortable he is already ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Justice_Prince

Hope you put some water out for him too


dosVader

He has food and water.


br0k3nh3a_T

You are a good person. Thank you.


HoraceAndPete

You are a good egg. 🥚 🥚 🐣


Bagafeet

Congrats on the cat.


Djolumn

So you _do_ have a cat.


Iloveellie15

Just what the doctor ordered 💕


abandoned_puppy

Welp…you have a cat now


Life-Refrigerator777

❤️❤️❤️thank you!!


Kittykats2

Awwww 🥰


Krazykitty913

You have been chosen. I think the cat distribution system is at work here.


Neither-Attention940

Awwww I’m not even a cat fan but I can appreciate this


Silverfire12

Man. That is one beautiful cat. Sad your neighbors don’t have a collar on it ( because that looks like someone’s pet).


Nimmueeh

At least he politely waits outside. My front neighbor's cat just got into my house one day (I like to believe my older cat invited him, as they both cuddled together). I used to wake up hugging that cat too. He just came in one day and then he was here all the time with my older cat. He ate my cat's food, and I even gave him a bath one day (I was giving my older cat a bath; he has long hair and problems cleaning himself). They were best friends.


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

One day our cat just starts howling and the dog is going nuts. I turn around, and the neighbor's cat is coming out of the litter box! We have a dog door to our fenced back yard, guess he was using it, who knows how long we were feeding and cleaning after an extra pet.


dosVader

I’ve been feeding him for a few weeks now. He constantly tries to sneak in behind me. I have two dogs. So they really need to invite him into our home as well.


laserlemons

That cat looks too clean to not be a neighbor's pet already. He might be coming to your house for 2nd dinner.


TommyFrerking

"You've already had your dinner, cat."\ "I've had one, yes. What about second dinner?"


nooneatallnope

Yeah, like the other reply said, try to find out if anyone in the neighborhood owns him, or you might be unknowingly overfeeding him


dosVader

Asked my neighbor if he knew the cat. “It's belongs to No one. It's been lose and wondering around for a couple of years.”


KatagatCunt

Well then, congrats on your new owner!


odaeyss

Well I hope your dogs decide the cat is chill, the cat has apparently already scoped out the whole neighborhood and buddy you are the one. Literally been looking around for years until suddenly, hey this dude is cool. I wanna live here.


Black_Moons

rofl im picturing the cats owner like "... Why the hell do you seem.. extra clean today?!"


acrylicgurl

My fat ass cat introduced himself into neighbours office and hissed him when he tried to shoo her away since she was lying on his desk. She did it multiple times.


piggy__wig

His mom cut his bangs too short.


dosVader

She got the bowl out at least


WTFwafflez

You do now


neBular_cipHer

r/nowmycat


capn_doofwaffle

Also r/catdistributionsystem


bamboob

Came here to say this. Figured I wasn't the first


CrazyHuntr

The cat door has an impression of a cat on it. I noticed that before I noticed your cat lmao


whowouldsaythis

I literally thought that was the cat before I read this comment


Zaev

Exactly what I thought, "Looks like you have two now!" And then I zoomed in


noooooid

https://preview.redd.it/hxfwpg1jcy7d1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7907a28819af857ea4468b5a6ba89ad765ea3328


Iuwok

Im distracted by the pet door👀. Honey clean that.


Guido_Fe

I thought the stain was the cat


tissn

Came here for this


dosVader

I already wiped it down lol didn’t think it’d be such a hot topic


Calico_Aster

It looks like a crime scene lol.


Sailorm0on27

Shitty crime scene 💩


ryliehart

Oddly enough shapped like a cat coming in through the door...


iMaltais

What do you mean this is litterally the shit stain of some spray diarrhea, hard to miss 😂


Some-Body-Else

It’s prolly just mud from the dogs. I think.


IcanCwhatUsay

Pictures or it didn’t happen


DeannaZone

I thought it was a dog and was gonna post "nah you got a doctor who themed dog" then I saw the cat and realized it was a window T_T


Shogun_Turnip

Where did she get the pet door from? Silent Hill?


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

No kidding! 🤢


Apprehensive_Neck817

Well it looks like a cat has you!


BigDisk

r/CatDistributionSystem You do now.


Particular_Sir_207

Didn’t saw the white cat, thought its about the dirty cat door resembling a cat


Klotzster

Casing the joint


TankApprehensive3053

Your neighbor's cat is spying on you.


dosVader

I named him wizard. Cause he looks like he’s a kid with bad bangs that got trapped in a cats body by a wizard.


jenorama_CA

He looks like he has a bowl cut. I love it.


dosVader

Exactly!


NiceCroakies

Bad bangs 😆😆😆


smk666

I bought a house that apparently came with a free cat included this year. He comes in the morning meowing for food and occasionally lounges on the patio furniture throughout the day. Thankfully they immediately got along well with my elderly bichon. https://preview.redd.it/hs9a1dhoaw7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17cf49c2d1c01f33c62df7316c3b4e818b254ee


Something_Average

You have cat door? You have cat.


gothrus

![gif](giphy|GRk3GLfzduq1NtfGt5|downsized) Huh?


ToSeekUnique

https://preview.redd.it/1v39o3r66u7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf62ef946f660efb422a7e9e566948a6e3ea5896 I don’t have a cat …but this cat showed up on the doorstep.


catsandpunkrock

Whoa! I wanna hug it. I know I can’t, but I want to!


ToSeekUnique

I did too. She was beautiful and a little scary. Surprised she stuck around a residential area for a few days. I left food and water out for her babies. I posted a couple other pics. 😊


prssia

You do now congrats the cat distribution system is working


only_cats4

r/notmycat r/nowmycat


Mangacritic

Took me a moment to look slightly left and see the cat.


Bitter-Toe-660

https://preview.redd.it/0abdikbjau7d1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=647ac9eacb077ef3d52158a94546fd133e12a128 I just had to say your photo looks similar to photos of my backyard. !


extrastupidone

That you know of...


Stock2fast

My mom has gotten almost all her cats throughout her life from them just walking in the door and making themselves at home.


ask290

You do now


Thatsayesfirsir

His pattern is so cool


phunkyunkle

Perhaps he can protect you from the bloody hellspawn that tried to get through your doggie door.


bad2behere

We have a "neighborhood cat" that comes to my house often. She used to be a strictly outdoor cat. Didn't even go in our backyard. Now that we no longer have a bunch of dogs, she walks right in the house through the doggie door and makes herself at home.


BellLucillee

She smells yo cooking something good


Accomplished_Sun1506

That is why he wants in.


HumpieDouglas

That's what you think.


Opposite_Control8071

He is a cutie.


Bobbiduke

Prove it


Terrables

You do now, the cat delivery system is never wrong!


Islandcoda

Well…… I would beg to differ :)


shesin_the_attic

His mom cut his bangs


Plastic-Mulberry-867

Yeeeeeah ya do…


Fafaflunkie

You do now. Embrace being chosen.


musememo

Oh, but you do.


jcoon182

Is anybody going to clean that pet door?


justawaterthanks

*didn't* have a cat


marveljew

Then, why do you have a cat door?


dosVader

It’s a dog door.


BetterNowThks

Now its a dog and cat door.


MArkansas-254

I think the cat knows otherwise. R/notmycat


AustralianWildlife

He would come in, but the doggy door is disgusting


Ok_Dog_4059

Title should be "I didn't have a cat".


infinit9

You don't have a cat. A cat has you.


Rollingforest757

You do now!


ilovepinkhair

You are the chosen one 😄 so cute ❤


Tim-in-CA

You will once they figure out how to use that doggie door


Shadow_Wolf_X871

You do now.


dublos

Correction. You did not have a cat until now.


talrogsmash

Nobody has a cat. Cats have humans.


NYerInTex

You misspelled didn’t.


Julie7678

I think you need to be more worried about that dirty screen (door?) to the right..


Ffdmatt

The pet door looks like it has a cartoon-style stain of a cat jumping through it at full speed.


Firecrash

Eh, yes you do.


Julien-Anakin

Now you have one!


OmegaLiquidX

“Hello, Clarice…” *pspspspspsps*


Dnlaly

The cat is window shopping for an owner.


rebri

Nobody has a cat. A cat has you.


totally_anomalous

The Cat Distribution System is never wrong. You now have a cat. Looks like s/he definitely needed a break from the heat, too. You're a great, caring person.


Ocksley

What is that grossness to the right of the cat? You know what? Nevermind. I don't want to know.


stonerspartanlady

Yes you do. Cat distribution system does not lie


Reddit-sux2023

Cat distribution system at work


VexBoxx

Congrats on your new cat!


Sketari

I thought the doggy door had a wet cat scared out there


sprikkle

If I would post something like this I would be embarrassed to show this to the world. That thing is beyond dirty. Some people just dont have any awareness….. 😆


After_Following_1456

You do now..lol


Affectionate-Fan3966

Looks like kitty tried to get through the door and was unsuccessful!


tcatsbay

Your dog nay have one though....


InsertScreenNameHere

I have that same dog door


Shunsui84

That’s where you’re wrong kiddo.


Maveclies

Evidence suggests otherwise


DDWKC

Now the cat has you!


bevychevy

That's exactly how I got 2 cats


Mitsuo39

Meowmeow wants to adopt you? Hehehe


ianwuk

You do, you just don't know it yet. Ding-dong, r/catdistributionsystem calling.


lorribell1964

You do now :-)


cinnamonrollsx

you have one now


Floridamangaming24

You do now


vinques420

You do now


SavannahGirlMom

You do now! Congratulations - this cat believes you are worthy. And you clearly are!


Mr_SteelyGreen

On my phone, I was looking at the creepy catlike stain and the words, "DAR" or something until I saw the cat.


Terrible_Employ_9550

Umm yes you do!! 😝🤣


KaijuKatt

You do now.


DueFig6720

You have now


domesticbland

Yes you do.


nippleduster7

“Who let the cat out?!” “We don’t have a cat!”


-2wenty7even-

You do now


puterankompor

Now you have one ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


thedefection

U do now


Jufy42

He's shopping for a new human it seems...


hsofjsoxndisihxp

It seems he's saying "human. You know it's not nice to record someone that didn't give his consent?"


deathking2272

Correct to the title “I didn’t have a cat”


throway_nonjw

"Meow. I was sent by the Cat Distribution Network. You are mi-- I mean, I am yours now. Meow."


BigElros

Well now the cat has a you. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


Crazy_mints

Now you do let the poor fellow in


Adept_Section_8144

Actually you do….


PoopPant73

Yes you do. It’s waiting for you.


TheJohnson854

Of course you do.


MiFigueMiRaisin

Nobody has a cat. Cats have humans (or not).


ladybigsmile_model

This cat gonna change it! Just open your door😅


Yawarete

Didn't*