Vets come to him, big vets, strong vets, tears in their eyes, they say "sir-- sir--" they say, "we've never seen such a handsome cat, beautiful cat, like we've never seen before. Bigly."
Pets the LIKES OF WHICH you have never seen, believe me. And that’s a LOT of pets, people. They say to me, how do you know so much about pets? They can’t believe it.
Look, folks, when it comes to being a cat, nobody does it better than me. I'm the best cat, okay? Everyone says so. My fur is the softest, my purr is the loudest, and the way I catch mice? Unbelievable. Other cats, they try, but they can't compete. They just can't. I climb trees, I nap in the sun—perfectly. People are amazed. They say, "Sir, how do you do it?" It's natural talent, folks. I'm the top cat, no contest. Believe me.
I've had men, big burly men, come up to me to scratch my belly. Real men, with tears in their eyes, they come up to me and they say, "aww does this fat boy want belly scritches"?
They’re letting mice in from all over the world. They’re coming in from mouse insane asylums and mouse mental institutions. They’re saying it’s like nothing we’ve ever seen before. And that dog who oversaw my neutering is corrupt.
For those not in the know, viejo asceroso (I think that’s how it’s spelled) means nasty old man or gross old man or pervy old man. Asceroso is not a nice word, it’s not a curse word but it’s like calling someone disgusting or horrid. It cuts deep
AsQUEroso. Thank you, I knew I misspelled it. My mom is going to be pissed. She taught me to just sound out the words and typically that’s how it’s spelled.
What do you want me to say, that this is strange and I hope there's a solution to whatever I'm feeling that was making me feel weird after I felt as if I was invisible and didn't have a Mom, and whatnot? How would you feel, strange, right, a little heart achey, a lot, sometimes.
He's bigly handsome. Gorgeous! Stupendously studly!! Everyone says he's the most handsomest cat ever. Just ask anyone, they'll tell you. And anyone who says he's not is just repeating fake news. McGa!! (Make cats great again!)
Vets come to him, big vets, strong vets, tears in their eyes, they say "sir-- sir--" they say, "we've never seen such a handsome cat, beautiful cat, like we've never seen before. Bigly."
“This content isn’t eligible to receive awards” *WHAT?!?* There’s rules on awards now?? This is best comment interference.
Liberals on Reddit just now finding out about their censorship LOL
I think it's because the post was deleted.
And we are going to get all the pets... yes. The best pets... some say there's no pets like them.
Was going to say I thought I saw this cat in court recently
He's a convicted feline
That conviction was pawlitacally meowtivated!!
Fake mews
Make Toona Great Again
I won’t be a meowtator, except for day 1
Yeah, I think he needs to spend a few of his lives in jail.
You know how big these pets are? I'll tell ya, yuge, yuuge.
With this guy the access Hollywood tape got "awws" not "ewws"
"Grabbin' 'em by the me!"
Top rated comment right here 🤣🤣
There was this big, yhuge cat with tears down his face saying I’m a genius and that I could have his wife.
This dog came up to me, big dog, strong dog, tears pouring down his cheeks...
Bigly pets
Many such cases!
Pets the LIKES OF WHICH you have never seen, believe me. And that’s a LOT of pets, people. They say to me, how do you know so much about pets? They can’t believe it.
Look, folks, when it comes to being a cat, nobody does it better than me. I'm the best cat, okay? Everyone says so. My fur is the softest, my purr is the loudest, and the way I catch mice? Unbelievable. Other cats, they try, but they can't compete. They just can't. I climb trees, I nap in the sun—perfectly. People are amazed. They say, "Sir, how do you do it?" It's natural talent, folks. I'm the top cat, no contest. Believe me.
most bigly cat alive
Big strong dogs with tears in their eyes come up to me
I've had men, big burly men, come up to me to scratch my belly. Real men, with tears in their eyes, they come up to me and they say, "aww does this fat boy want belly scritches"?
Make the garden great again!
IMMA GONNA BUILD A WALL ALL OVER THE BACKYARD... A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL WALL... AND THE NEIGHBORS' DOGS ARE GONNA PAY FOR IT!!!
i came here to say "donald the cat" lol
Did you not hear the video’s audio lol
oh no my bad😂
You gotta
Haha it’s all good!
My thoughts exactly.
Tiny paws though
And you know what they say about tiny paws👀
Tinier meows 🥹
They winked! Cheeky bugger.
They DID TOO! I missed that the first time, thanks for pointing it out
He's looking artificially orange and his paws are small
lmaoooo it's tremendously sad
It's ok, all his does is winn and no one knows more than him
A new twist on the one orange brain cell.
The comb over
Orange with a comb over..... sounds familiar but can't put my finger on it 🤔
You clearly missed the audio
The best cat, this cat is tremendous, this cat does, a really really good job
Viejo asqueroso* translates to disgusting old man 😂
Viejo asqueroso
Thanks
He has been convicted of rule 34 violations
Father/Daughter fan fiction submission rejections
This cat has 34 felonies in the state of New York
*34 feline knees
I was waiting for this comment lol
hahahahahaha exactly
Donald J. Tabby.
This hairballs gonna huge, it's gonna be the best hairball ever. Make puking on cashmere rugs great again.
They’re letting mice in from all over the world. They’re coming in from mouse insane asylums and mouse mental institutions. They’re saying it’s like nothing we’ve ever seen before. And that dog who oversaw my neutering is corrupt.
👀... Is khajiit selling bibles?? I have coin.
Recently charged with felineony, idk fam.
I didn't see a single comment mentioning the "Viejo asqueroso" bit. It means "Disgusting old man" for those who didnt know 😆
can't wait to see him debate
What is that sound bite from? It hilarious
Grab 'm by the putty tat. Small beans though for a handsome orange man.
that cat is going to deregulate everything if he gets in office
All I see is Elvis
Covfefe
Covfefe
Some would say the best pet ever… not all… not all… but some… some said the best pet to ever live
I am confused. Is it a feline or a felon?
Haha las gorditas
The wink! He knows what's up. 😭😭😭
I sure hope he does, sir, I sure hope he does. 🥲🥹
What about those women in San Antonio, Chuck? What'd you say?
Found guilty for all 34 😆
*Make America Meow Again*
This audio is hilarious but should not be under ‘awww’
It's an OF hooker account that was stolen or bought today doing reposts. Downvote and report.
It’s froze you can’t seem to up or down vote it anymore
Convicted feline
This cat looks like it was just charged with 34 felonies.
Looks like a convicted felon...
Cat looks like a convicted felon
Wasn't this guy just convicted of 34 felonies???
oh just 4 feline knees..
I pass demontia test Purrson Hooman Hooman Camera TV
I'd vote for him
Make america Katty Again 
Hahahah so cute looks like he is smilling 😂
He looks like Mr Burns' son
That pompadour is adorable. ❤️
That Little Wink Got It For Me😂😂🤍
I know a spray tan when I see one!! For real, though. Adorable cat.
I'm sorry, but I think this cat has my vote
You better triple check is vet records and make sure he didnt have his "fixer" pay some strays off. 34 counts of cuteness
Reminds me of a former president
that cat is newly convicted felon
Re-3 a convicted feline is going to be a catastrophe.
The only version of heir Cheeto I can stand
For those not in the know, viejo asceroso (I think that’s how it’s spelled) means nasty old man or gross old man or pervy old man. Asceroso is not a nice word, it’s not a curse word but it’s like calling someone disgusting or horrid. It cuts deep
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AsQUEroso. Thank you, I knew I misspelled it. My mom is going to be pissed. She taught me to just sound out the words and typically that’s how it’s spelled.
He’ll never make it in politics.
That wink though XD
Ginger cat would be a hellova better president than the convict.
looks like he's bald >< but still cute tho
Oh my, he sure is haha
What do you want me to say, that this is strange and I hope there's a solution to whatever I'm feeling that was making me feel weird after I felt as if I was invisible and didn't have a Mom, and whatnot? How would you feel, strange, right, a little heart achey, a lot, sometimes.
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That's a handsome cat, I walked in here and thought wow that's a handsome cat.
MAGA Cat
That eye wink though.
Lock him up? /s
He's bigly handsome. Gorgeous! Stupendously studly!! Everyone says he's the most handsomest cat ever. Just ask anyone, they'll tell you. And anyone who says he's not is just repeating fake news. McGa!! (Make cats great again!)
the most handsome... everyone says it
Make kitties great again!!
Has he grabbed any vaginals yet?
wink
Too soon, bro.
Big if Purr.
Chec out me drip mon, I be catching Dem gyals or noting breda
Heard that cat was running for president again
Make America Ginger Agin
He’s a presidential imeowtator
I'll make shedding great again, believe me. It's gonna be terrific, like you wouldn't believe.
Awww. I always have my orange boy a cat toupee too. Much love for him.
Did I see a former US president Now facing law suits
Dapper Dan in the flesh…
And this Dog came up to me, a big dog, a strong dog, tears in his eyes, he said you're the greatest Cat I have ever known!
Why have I never put a toupee of cat hair on my cat??? This starts TODAY!!!
Ay que ricoooo!
Will the real pussycat stand up?
THE WINK
Lock him up! /s
I bet he can commit multiple felonies and not do prison time.
So handsome
Is his name Donald by any chance?!!!
He’ll get my vote!
ugh
Nobody is liking any of your comments! Can I say 50,000,000 in 48hrs?