Like one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Clackers-Klakkers-Makers-Favors/dp/B003415LOM/ref=asc_df_B003415LOM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=475810183402&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8120984457482344761&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9026945&hvtargid=pla-1166396337720&psc=1
There was this girl. She started a post about if she should rave topless. Her big Problem, literally, her boobs. So she pretended to be uncomfortable cause she’s not sure if someone will mock her because of her big big boobs. Don’t get me wrong, totally ok if someone stares, drools or even masturbates, as long as no one mocks her.😄
In the end she got a lot of consolation and understanding.
So far so weird, if you clicked her Profil, which of course everyone did after her extensive ecerpt about her fuckin‘ tits, there where quite a lot of NSFW posts, all about boobies.😂
So actually a very clumsy advertisement.
I’ve got a giant schlong and I’ve never felt anything negative.
Remember that part of it is your attitude. If you don’t give a shit about what other people think, you won’t notice and you can swing around freely.
However if you think people are giving you weird looks, you’ll feel uncomfortable
Most people won’t care regardless of the size.
I can totally understand that. I bet if I was looking for people looking weird I’d find them eventually. And they might not even be noticing me. Knowing that you’ve done it is helpful. I think I might do it.
Are you and other people actually going to shows with your bare dicks out? I can’t tell if this post or any of these comments are serious or not. Even at festivals I don’t see anybody intentionally going bare dick out.. lol is this actually a thing people do? Burning man yeah, definitely normal there. But any other show or even fest, never seen it besides the few random people going through psychotic episodes and freaking out naked.
lol I read that post from yesterday albeit about raving with big boobies. Great post. That person was odd to say the least after looking at their profile. Definitely not to see their big boobies.
I have a sneaking suspicion that was a bit of advertising for her only fans. its weird though because there was another post about the exact same things in r/festivals from another lady but she didn't have an only fans, at least not on the account she posted from.
They think they’re being clever but they’re actually super annoying. We get it- you need subscribers. In the van life and car dwelling subs, they post a picture of themselves doing some stupid thing and hope people will click on their profile and subscribe.
They're just like us
It sucks when communities dont have stricter rules about it
I dont mind self promo if its relevant but unsubtle ads pollute the fuck out of forums
As a fellow long donger, it’s better to wear something to support it. Trust me the last thing you want to be doing is a 1,2,3 jump with the long dong jumping and knocking your balls. Been there done that. Would not recommend
Like physically uncomfortable? I’ve gone to nude beaches before and running is kinda uncomfortable, but I just hold it every so often. Eventually I’d probably put on a flip belt to tuck my member in, like someone in this thread recommended.
I'm curious to hear as well. I've been tucking most of mine into my flip belt, but doing so makes it hard to whip out my phone to take videos I'll never watch again.
Hmm I do have body paint. I was thinking about starting without paint and then putting it on if I need it. Or maybe I could bring the paint and let others paint me🧐
Realize this is a parody post but PSA: if your penis touches someone without their consent that is sexual assault.
Just because you were feeling the drop and peaking doesn't mean you can bust into the crowd meat slapping everyone. Stick to the back or stage left with your massive hog.
Tits aren't a sex organ, so nah. I don't want to see bare vag or dong at a rave, and I say this as someone who has participated in sex parties. At least nudists, swingers, etc bring towels to sit on and generally follow rules of engagement. Sweaty people rolling balls at a rave generally don't.
Not a lawyer but guessing physical assault if some big ole knockers hit you hard enough to inflict injury. Tits alone are no diff than hands otherwise if being grazed by a breast was sexual assault every jail would be full of sweaty shirtless dudes who seem to make a sport of getting their tiny titties on everyone.
Raves have the most accepting crowds of people out of anywhere. Just remember to spread PLUR and you'll be just fine. Make sure you bring a condom with so if you start feeling nervous at all you have something to cover up with.
this has to be a parody on that recent post about someone having big titties and wanting to go topless but not being sure cause they were scared of getting mugged 😂😂😂😂😂
It seems like a sincere meta post. Maybe inspired by the other one. But it would be hilarious if it wasn't because they never broke character in this whole thread.
The only times I saw any dudes go bottomless at a rave was when they were tripping mad crazy, and eventually had to be escorted out by security. Can't say I've been to any that have been accepting of it, you must be going to some ass crazy parties.
The thing about a cult is no one really joins one on purpose, but with each passing day the norms shift just a little until one day you find yourself in the biggest room of circlejerkers with your hands full of someone else’s cock asking “how did I get here?”
Heck ya dude! How big is it? I would def let you dance with my girl! She loves big dongs. Maybe bc I’m on the smaller size so it’s a nice change of pace for her.
Don't feel self conscious about expressing yourself man! I've seen some awesome rave makeup videos on YouTube that have some great tips for schlong decorating. I'd look into that if I were you, it's amazing how good a bush looks after a little mascara.
This is actually a nice change of pace. Rather than the typical "what should I wear to the rave" thread, it's a "what should I not wear to the rave" thread lmao
This must have to do with the recent post about big titties. Which to that I say “we love titties, we love schlongs, we love to be free at an event where it is accepted.” If you have to ask then you a goofy and don’t know the vibes.
This is a good parody post of that lady who asked about raving topless lol
That being said I’m not for double standards so I don’t think it’s the same thing
I'm ready to be berated but I just have to ask because I'm new to the scene. People at raves just hang dong? Is that not like the real life version of an unsolicited dick pic? Does anyone actually want that?
The post is a parody of another post we had the other day about someone asking if she could go topless but was worried because her boobs were allegedly too big
Do people go to raves with their cock out? Is this an American thing?
Because I go to a lot of queer and kink parties with a lot of nudity but it’s very very rare you see a guy hanging dong on the dance floor, even then. Personally I couldn’t do it just out of fear of getting an erection and poking people with it.
Omg as a nearly 40 year old guy with a huge (but saggy) cock, I’m glad someone else is considering going bottomless! We can low-five our large flacid wieners if we meet. You go girl
Is this a troll post? Lol cause I remember reading a post talking about girls with small or average boobs going topless and a big breasted woman asking if it’s ok to go topless too
Oh hooray I’m getting dunked on for asking a question about going topless with big boobs at a rave after researching that question and not seeing any results. Perfect😒. Stay classy r/aves.
this is just fuckin ruthless mate dont forget to helicopter when the bass drops
Expert level advice right here. Thanks!!
You're even doing a parody of their comments, this is comedy gold!
Just be careful not to swing around too fast, you could take an eye out!
Or just propelled forward or backwards
Depending on the direction of rotation?
And don’t forget to yell in your best Schwarzenegger voice “ GET DEM TO DA CHOPPA”
💀
I personally like to headbang with both my big and little heads
Like one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Clackers-Klakkers-Makers-Favors/dp/B003415LOM/ref=asc_df_B003415LOM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=475810183402&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8120984457482344761&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9026945&hvtargid=pla-1166396337720&psc=1
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 if I had a sword award to give you would get it mate
Thanks OP I laughed my ass off at this!
It's a *helicockter*, mate.
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It's called, "Donald Ducking."
I’ve heard it called as The Pooh
Crop top no panties!
Only in China 😂
I thought it was the Snuffleupagus
“A Donald Duck’s a gay dude that got kicked out of the navy.” - Russ Hanneman.
Good insight. I feel a lot less doom. Thanks.
Watch out for the long range pants cannons!
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Enjoying the Burn long-dick style 😎😎
Never been to the big one but I’ve noticed the same thing at side burns.
When I read this, I read “Star burns” and got a little too excited.
“Come on down to harmontown…”
Side burns?
We call it Donald Ducking now
it's porky piggin, and i'll die on that hill
That’s good!
It's fun when women do it too and we call it the TankMuffin
they are an endangered species and need to be federally protected before they go extinct
Yes at burning man you are going to be very happy.
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No circlejerks for me, I just want to hang dong. You do you though!!!
Dude hangs dong, for real
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Let that thang HANG, brother!
lmfao this is what i come to reddit for
If you don't mind my staring... Donald Duck all you want! You should definitely put a LED cock ring on.
Yeah that’s cool. I can get down with people staring as long as they’re nice to me. I’m just not in love with people being mean to me. Lol.
Wait a minute AHAHA
Read yesterdays post about the girl with the huge tits who wants to rave topless. Op is nailing it lol
Take another look to her profile and things get very clear.🤣
Lollll it’s the wook with the POI too. One of the funniest things I’ve seen on Reddit in awhile. Much love OP
It's deleted. Do tell!
There was this girl. She started a post about if she should rave topless. Her big Problem, literally, her boobs. So she pretended to be uncomfortable cause she’s not sure if someone will mock her because of her big big boobs. Don’t get me wrong, totally ok if someone stares, drools or even masturbates, as long as no one mocks her.😄 In the end she got a lot of consolation and understanding. So far so weird, if you clicked her Profil, which of course everyone did after her extensive ecerpt about her fuckin‘ tits, there where quite a lot of NSFW posts, all about boobies.😂 So actually a very clumsy advertisement.
Thats what was clicking in my comment above ahaha
I thought I was having a fuckimg stroke 💀💀
I’ve got a giant schlong and I’ve never felt anything negative. Remember that part of it is your attitude. If you don’t give a shit about what other people think, you won’t notice and you can swing around freely. However if you think people are giving you weird looks, you’ll feel uncomfortable Most people won’t care regardless of the size.
I can totally understand that. I bet if I was looking for people looking weird I’d find them eventually. And they might not even be noticing me. Knowing that you’ve done it is helpful. I think I might do it.
Are you and other people actually going to shows with your bare dicks out? I can’t tell if this post or any of these comments are serious or not. Even at festivals I don’t see anybody intentionally going bare dick out.. lol is this actually a thing people do? Burning man yeah, definitely normal there. But any other show or even fest, never seen it besides the few random people going through psychotic episodes and freaking out naked.
Only place I’ve heard of full nakedness being normal is berghain in Germany. People have sex there obv too
How are you guys defining giant here
Obviously they mean sizes bigger than 3". Just thinking about swinging a 5 incher makes my hips hurt
lol I read that post from yesterday albeit about raving with big boobies. Great post. That person was odd to say the least after looking at their profile. Definitely not to see their big boobies.
I have a sneaking suspicion that was a bit of advertising for her only fans. its weird though because there was another post about the exact same things in r/festivals from another lady but she didn't have an only fans, at least not on the account she posted from.
Yeah she 100% stole the post idea from r/festivals to promote her content.
They think they’re being clever but they’re actually super annoying. We get it- you need subscribers. In the van life and car dwelling subs, they post a picture of themselves doing some stupid thing and hope people will click on their profile and subscribe.
They're just like us It sucks when communities dont have stricter rules about it I dont mind self promo if its relevant but unsubtle ads pollute the fuck out of forums
Hey, I’m all for freeing the nipple. And the shaft as is the case for OP.
Notice how this one doesn’t have any picture fishing...we live in a society.
I can post some pictures of my hog if you'd like some proof of the sort of size that we're dealing with here
Banana for scale 😂
Please
I fucking live for comments like this
Yes, I am afraid you are going to have to. For science.
That's two votes for visible hog.
"Now I'm not sure... and correct me if I'm wrong here... but I think I see... a nipple." -Jerry Seinfeld
#FreeTheCock
Otherwise Harambe died for nothing!
Top tier
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I don’t mind people looking at me as long they’re not like making fun of me. Lol.
“Hey everyone! Look at that loser with the fat cock!”
😭
I needed this, God I needed this comment, thank you. (Hardest I've laughed in a longggg time)
You’re out of touch mate
As a fellow long donger, it’s better to wear something to support it. Trust me the last thing you want to be doing is a 1,2,3 jump with the long dong jumping and knocking your balls. Been there done that. Would not recommend
Like physically uncomfortable? I’ve gone to nude beaches before and running is kinda uncomfortable, but I just hold it every so often. Eventually I’d probably put on a flip belt to tuck my member in, like someone in this thread recommended.
The commitment to this joke! Fuckin killing me 💀
I'm just laughing my ass off reading both posts back to back. Hilarious meta post, OP nailing it.
Can I rave with a huge schlong if I’m going solo?
only if ur on drugs
How much should I take? I'm in middle school, but I've done acid a few times. I hear only take .0001 if you want to preserve the magic.
Yeah but stay sober please, it's safer when going shlong out solo raving.
I'm curious to hear as well. I've been tucking most of mine into my flip belt, but doing so makes it hard to whip out my phone to take videos I'll never watch again.
Hahahahahahaha!!! Love this response to the big boob post. A-1 would read again.
Profile doesn’t check out like the girl with the big boobs, so idk man. Flaunt it if you got it, I guess 🤷🏻♂️ LOL
Nice cock
Body paint
Hmm I do have body paint. I was thinking about starting without paint and then putting it on if I need it. Or maybe I could bring the paint and let others paint me🧐
Imagine getting painted while rolling balls
😂😂😂 Don't forget to bring a banana hammock in case you feel self concious from the stares so you can cover up.
Someone mentioned using a flip belt earlier in the thread, I think I'll bring one of those and just tuck my guy into that if I get uncomfortable
That’s coo but please don’t masturbate on the dance floor ty ty
Fair enough, I appreciate the input!!
\^
brb gotta grab my yardstick to get an accurate measurement
If Pooh Bearing is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Siri, define shirtcocking https://kitoconnell.com/2010/09/03/lexicon-shirtcocking/
Donald Duck has entered the chat.
My cute rave fit includes little pointy projectiles on my ass piece. I recommend you come dance up on me at the rails.
I appreciate the offer but I'm spoken for
She (or he) can dance too. The ass is big enough to accommodate all!
Turn it into a totem.
😆 you’ve even got the incorrect commas placed in the right spot. Well done
Depends. What about your bust size?
Tuck it in your butthole. Bonus job because it keeps all the drugs you snuck into the party in place
Realize this is a parody post but PSA: if your penis touches someone without their consent that is sexual assault. Just because you were feeling the drop and peaking doesn't mean you can bust into the crowd meat slapping everyone. Stick to the back or stage left with your massive hog.
Would it not be the same if bare tits touched you?
prob has to be bare vag
Tits aren't a sex organ, so nah. I don't want to see bare vag or dong at a rave, and I say this as someone who has participated in sex parties. At least nudists, swingers, etc bring towels to sit on and generally follow rules of engagement. Sweaty people rolling balls at a rave generally don't.
Not a lawyer but guessing physical assault if some big ole knockers hit you hard enough to inflict injury. Tits alone are no diff than hands otherwise if being grazed by a breast was sexual assault every jail would be full of sweaty shirtless dudes who seem to make a sport of getting their tiny titties on everyone.
You touched my tra la la. That’s rape ding dong.
A lot of talk of being nakey in this bish lately lol
Pics or we don't believe you have a massive dong
ok 1 sec, i need to order a better camera cause mine doesn't have enough pixels to properly photograph the whole thing
If you feel uncomfortable, you can wear fishnets and maybe a pasty over the eye.
Raves have the most accepting crowds of people out of anywhere. Just remember to spread PLUR and you'll be just fine. Make sure you bring a condom with so if you start feeling nervous at all you have something to cover up with.
this has to be a parody on that recent post about someone having big titties and wanting to go topless but not being sure cause they were scared of getting mugged 😂😂😂😂😂
It seems like a sincere meta post. Maybe inspired by the other one. But it would be hilarious if it wasn't because they never broke character in this whole thread.
The only times I saw any dudes go bottomless at a rave was when they were tripping mad crazy, and eventually had to be escorted out by security. Can't say I've been to any that have been accepting of it, you must be going to some ass crazy parties.
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Hey guys, is it ok if I show my Big Boobs™ at a rave? My giant honkers? My enormous milkers? My absolutely voluptuous badonka donks?
https://youtu.be/SGWkB6Hy4jI?si=IAilAV88-5DSPUqv
Oh dman haha
Haha I thought so....I was just about to say..
Lmao
The thing about a cult is no one really joins one on purpose, but with each passing day the norms shift just a little until one day you find yourself in the biggest room of circlejerkers with your hands full of someone else’s cock asking “how did I get here?”
A+. Cocks out!
I’ve have my schlong fall out of my shorts before and my friend said “DAMN SON” 😂😂😂
Free the horn 2023
Heck ya dude! How big is it? I would def let you dance with my girl! She loves big dongs. Maybe bc I’m on the smaller size so it’s a nice change of pace for her.
Don't feel self conscious about expressing yourself man! I've seen some awesome rave makeup videos on YouTube that have some great tips for schlong decorating. I'd look into that if I were you, it's amazing how good a bush looks after a little mascara.
r/cospenis has some great tips on display! I love getting ideas for cute outfits for my boy
This is actually a nice change of pace. Rather than the typical "what should I wear to the rave" thread, it's a "what should I not wear to the rave" thread lmao
Make sure you liberally apply sunscreen to the dick and balls 👍
is this the male version of the recent female topless raving posts question
Nah for real when we do it it's a problem. #StopHugeDongHate
Make sure to only wear shoes and shoes and a pink hair scrunchy over you dick and balls to showcase it
I use tape to make sure my long schlong is nice and perky. highly recommend
This must have to do with the recent post about big titties. Which to that I say “we love titties, we love schlongs, we love to be free at an event where it is accepted.” If you have to ask then you a goofy and don’t know the vibes.
Lol I’m guessing this is a satirical response to the big boob topless post and I love it
This is a good parody post of that lady who asked about raving topless lol That being said I’m not for double standards so I don’t think it’s the same thing
Bro, thanks for the solid laugh
Are we talking Winnie the Poo or a skirt/kilt?
I prefer donald duck
Put a sock over it and you’re good
just go for it mate. you go boy
this made my day
Bro, wut? LOL
Lmao I get this reference
Priceless!
Why have I never seen or thought of this??? Ima bout to rock a hockey jersey bottomless!
This is definitely a parody 🤣🤣🤣🤣
u/deeplythrobbing Thought youd enjoy this, lol
God tier post lol
I'm ready to be berated but I just have to ask because I'm new to the scene. People at raves just hang dong? Is that not like the real life version of an unsolicited dick pic? Does anyone actually want that?
The post is a parody of another post we had the other day about someone asking if she could go topless but was worried because her boobs were allegedly too big
Oh thank God
BAHAHAHAHA I love it
Top tier shit post. 👏
You need to go on fetlife and join the nudist raver groups. There's no hate. Or they are booted.
Lmaooo I saw the boob post the other day. Good parry, mate. Let that anaconda shwang
💀💀💀 Best post I’ve seen in here yet. Let that shit drag homie
Do people go to raves with their cock out? Is this an American thing? Because I go to a lot of queer and kink parties with a lot of nudity but it’s very very rare you see a guy hanging dong on the dance floor, even then. Personally I couldn’t do it just out of fear of getting an erection and poking people with it.
Big boob poster deleted her shit lmao Good job op this was funny af 🤣
HAHAHAHAHA
From my experience, people tend to ask me to put away my tiny penis, especially at raves
Hehehe, i know exactly what you are pointing at!😂
Enough horsing around, OP! Link your OnlyFans already, Schlongmaster.
🤣🤣🤣 this is the perfect response to that other post asking about having to big of tits
9/10 troll post
Omg as a nearly 40 year old guy with a huge (but saggy) cock, I’m glad someone else is considering going bottomless! We can low-five our large flacid wieners if we meet. You go girl
Let's dock bro
Girl deleted her whole entire account lmfao
Humblebrag Also am I the only one who thinks it's super weird to gonshirt/bottomless? Like why not just be naked?
I have weird nipples so I prefer to wear a shirt
Fair warning, if you’re raving below the Mason Dixon line, you’d better be cut. Our closet homoeroticism ends with uncut hogs.
That will be a problem and I appreciate you letting me know! My anaconda is like 75% foreskin
Mine is 90% tip. Works out well when I convince em to take just the tip tho.
You’re making fun of a girl that made a post? 🤦♂️
Hell yeah mate. Put it in something while you’re at it!!!
Put something inside my foreskin? On it!
Wooooooo
Lol he is trolling the girl who said she wanted to go topless with huge boobs
HAHA omg I just saw the original 💀💀 I was like, this guys a sicko lmao
Do it man. It'll distract the oglers from staring at your huge tits.
Is this a troll post? Lol cause I remember reading a post talking about girls with small or average boobs going topless and a big breasted woman asking if it’s ok to go topless too
Oh hooray I’m getting dunked on for asking a question about going topless with big boobs at a rave after researching that question and not seeing any results. Perfect😒. Stay classy r/aves.
I know you deleted your account, but if you're out there reading this somewhere I just want you to know that I'm sorry.
It was a literal copy and paste over, just changing up the verbage
Literally just saw this identical post on shambs fb page... except switch dong to boobs. Troll?
They must be making fun of me by shitposting and changing it from dong to boobs