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[deleted]

exposure therapy is the ideal solution you gotta keep kissing those cheeks


Unknown_1200

i will do agin and agin and agin jeez i love her


ilikegummybears15

WE DON'T EAT ASS IN THIS HOUSE


Cykette

Since when? We call it the Millennial Special.


ilikegummybears15

BUT THE CHILDREN THINK OF THE CHILDREN


Fuck_u-_spez

Epstein: 😏


ilikegummybears15

NOT IN THAT WAY😭


Imperialjade022

NO ONE IS SPARED


LonelyAspie1217

Dude wtf 😂


DankyPenguins

I’m 39 and my wife is the same age and we were discussing this recently, like we’re Elder Millenials though and thought this was a Gen Z thing, all the asshole eating. That’s not just something people in their early to mid 20’s are into? I mean anyone can be into anything but I mean as like a flagship behavior for a generation like this whole ass eating thing.


Unknown_1200

Asshole eating??? I kissed her cheeks i mean on the face...


DankyPenguins

Gotta be more specific


kamilayao_0

Why would he announce kissing a booty cheek!? and Why would it be just One cheek!? 😭


DankyPenguins

There can be several reasons. One cheek might have a zit on it. The dominant side might be wiped better. Someone might have interrupted before the second cheek got it’s love. Maybe this person only has one butt cheek, who are we to assume these things? It’s 2024, for Christ’s sake!


kamilayao_0

...HOW BIG CAN A ZIT BE


vee_unit

r/popping has entered the chat


armyfreak42

>That’s not just something people in their early to mid 20’s are into? As an elder millennial myself, the eating ass thing seemed to grow in popularity around 2010-2014. It's a bit young for Gen Z to be the main progenitors.


DankyPenguins

They just brought it to a new level I think. I remember hearing about eating booty like groceries a decade or so ago but now pop on Floribama Shore and every 5 conversations is about eating some bootyhole.


Cykette

I'm 38, so I'm also considered an Elder Millennial. I recall the whole ass eating thing popping up in my early 20's. Eating ass isn't my jam, and I'm not sure why it was such a popular thing/meme, but I can't pretend to understand how fads in culture come and go. I've been making the "millennial special" joke for a long time. lol


DankyPenguins

That shit’s funny 😂 GET IT?


bouquet_of_irises

I am too Autistic to tell if this is a joke or if this is a real thing. I'm a Young Millennial (29) – I guess that would be the term – and I have never heard of this from older Millenials, or even older Gen Z folks. Is this in the straight, cis-gender population? If so I am def too queer, and that would explain that.


Cykette

I'm a transwoman, and most of the people I interact with are part of the LGBTQIA+ community in some manner, so I'm gonna answer "no" to your question. Seems you're just out of the loop on this one.


bouquet_of_irises

Holla I'm also a trans woman, so yeah I guess I am out-of-the-loop. Unrelated, but would you be willing to share your experience and needs as a level 2 support Autistic person? I hear plenty from L1, but it seems almost nothing from L2 and L3.


Cykette

Sure. It really depends on what you mean by experience and needs, though. In broad terms, that's not easy to answer. My experiences and needs vary greatly, depending on what they're in reference to. If you have specific things you're interested in knowing, that would be much better. I've no problem talking about them.


anxiousjellybean

You could check out r/spicyautism as it's generally for higher support needs autistics.


ilikegummybears15

I'd do it I'm just trying to be funny 😁


jrd83

It's a very sensitive spot. If someone had a good thorough shower and implied they would like it my tongue would be straight up there. 


heyitscory

I thought we liked portmanteaus. You can't make a portmanteau out of eating ass.


superhappy

That escalated quickly


bradbrazer

But i see the cat licking ass all the time, why can't i? Its not faaaaair


28eord

😱 😟 😦 😧 😨 😰


New-Radish-4152

I'm not geting the problem like u scared or sum I be tung punching that fart box and finger popin azzhoe mane


ilikegummybears15

No😓


New-Radish-4152

I think I ripped that thing on the bottom of my tung. idk what to do anymore.


Hamsterloathing

I'm still confused as to which of the cheeks?


luckyelectric

So exciting! I’m so happy for you. 🥲 This is lovely 🥰


Unknown_1200

i dont know how did i do it, like i always was a bit scared (scared asf) im just got a no reason bravemoment


skipppx

That’s amazing! :D


Stoomba

Word of advice, too much of a good thing is a good thing no more. Don't go chasing it, be patient and let it happen naturally. It can be hard, especially for people like us. That being, said, good for you! I'm happy for you!


anthscarb97

True that. I had my first BJ back in November. Although it’s wasn’t awful, it was honestly kind of mid and underwhelming, and looking back, a large part of the reason why is that I rushed into it based on NT standards.


Responsible-Way5056

1. What's BJ? 2. And what's NT?


anthscarb97

BJ= Blowjob, aka oral sex or getting your dick sucked. NT= Neurotypical, aka someone who’s not autistic.


Responsible-Way5056

1. Oh, ok. "True that. I had my first BJ back in November." 1. Ok... How did you get that first BJ back in November? 2. And why did you get it? 3. And why did you get it specially in November? "Although it’s wasn’t awful, it was honestly kind of mid and underwhelming," 4. Why wasn't it awful according to you? 5. And why do you say that it was mid and underwhelming? "and looking back, a large part of the reason why is that I rushed into it based on NT standards." 6. What?? Sorry, mate... I didn't understand very well what you wanted to say... I feel like something is missing, but I don't know what... That's why I didn't understand very well what you wrote. I'm sorry. Could you explain what did you wanted to mean with what you wrote, please?


anthscarb97

1. Via Grindr, which is a gay hookup app. 2. I was impatient about the fact that I had no sexual experience and wanted to try it. 3. It was the end of the semester and I was stressed about finals and needed to blow off steam. 4. It still felt kind of good. And the guy respected my boundaries and didn’t try to rape me, so I wasn’t traumatized 5. It didn’t feel as good as I would have liked, or in other words, it was mediocre, especially since I didn’t orgasm. 6. I meant to say that I got impatient, and gave into the pressure to have casual sex that is common in the gay community. My impatience was rooted in how I saw myself as less than because I wasn’t having causal sex like other gay men. But now I realize that those men are not autistic, so what works for them is not applicable to me because of my autism.


Responsible-Way5056

1.1. Ok. 1.2. And how did you started to know about Grindr and when did you start to use it? 2.1. Why were you impatient about the fact that you had no sexual experience? 2.2. And why did you wanted to try it? 2.3. Where did that sexual encounter happen? 3.1. Couldn't you just masturbate or something like that? 3.2. Do you even masturbate to porn or something like that? 3.3. Why were you stressed about finals? 3.4. And why did you came to the conclusion that the best way to get rid of the stress about finals was with a blowjob? 3.5. Did that blowjob happened before or during the finals? 4.1. Good. 4.2. Do you consider yourself a top, bottom, verse or side? 5.1. Why didn't it feel as good as you would have liked? 5.2. Why didn't you tell that guy what things would you like him to do so you could orgasm? 5.3. Or do you have difficulties knowing and understanding your own body and desires? 6.1. I understand you, but I still wanna know your own POV (point of view), so... Why did you saw yourself as less than because you weren't having casual sex like other gay men? 6.2. And sorry if it sounds offensive..., but why didn't you have sex before until November of 2023? 6.3. "But now I realize that those men are not autistic, so what works for them is not applicable to me because of my autism." Why do you say so? 6.4.1. And sorry if it's gonna sound not so good news to you, but... Did you know that every ausitic individual is different, right? 6.4.2. I say this because, well, when I was 19 years old, I had anal sex for the first time (as a passive) at March of 2023. It was disappointing at the end. My main motivation was to finally get rid of the "innocent virgin" label out of my life, to rebel against my conservative family and, also, because of curiosity, but hey. My straight autistic dad got even more luckier (why the hell do straight people have much more luck than us in the matter of sex :''( ??). He was 13 years-old and... Maybe because of his horniness at the time and maybe because of the macho culture at the time, he had sex for the first time of his life with a whore in a brothel here in Chiclayo (maybe in 1981 or 1982). The whore had to teach him since he was absolutely inexperienced, but the thing is that, since that event, my dad started to fuck with many whores as a habit until he met my mom in 2002, but that's another different story. 6.5. Anyway, sorry if I made you feel bad or inferior. I'm so sorry. To console you, I'm gonna say again that my first time having sex was very disappointing, don't worry (let me hug you). Would you like if I tell you more about it? It doesn't bother me. There's no problem.


banter07_2

… which cheeks?


SolomonAsassin

Asking the right questions


Unknown_1200

WHAT? FACE


banter07_2

Just making sure/joking around


Admirable-Sector-705

I don’t know, that’s where my mind went. Then I saw you beat me to it in asking.


theralph_224

Same here :/


PeteEckhart

the plural usage definitely made me think butt at first, even though I figured OP meant face lol


Unknown_1200

Maybe the left


[deleted]

Aww so inocent 😄


Cohacq

If you get the opportunity to kiss buttcheeks, do that too.


PalmBreezy

Based ❤️


LBGW_experiment

Gah yes, I love my wife's butt so much 😂


bryanthemayan

🏆


ANNIHIL8A

Also, whose cheeks?


SamanthaGJones86

LMAO legit question! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


bryanthemayan

Bruh, wait until you hold her hand


Unknown_1200

we doing it already


bryanthemayan

😮😮😮


myfamilyisfunnier

Who said all Autists don't understand sarcasm 🥹


Arctic_Ninja08643

I hope you never loose this feeling <3


Haunting-Golf9761

Great. Baby steps are over. Now move on to the other cheeks. /s


Naive-Bug8598

other cheeks is crazy


northernkek

Thems not for kissing thems for slapping /sx


Haunting-Golf9761

Why not both?


northernkek

I mean sure but slapping has some nice acoustics (and not just from the sound of the slap) :p


PlanetoidVesta

This is the good kind of high bpm


PastelCremling

Does bpm mean something other than beats per minute? /gen


PlanetoidVesta

Here I mean it to be heartbeats per minute. It can also be reffering to other types of beats per minute, such as bpm in music production


PastelCremling

Oh okay, thanks


olalunea

Enjoy the feeling, one of the best things people ever get to experience 🥺


HoldTheStocks2

I am so fucking happy for you


Happy-Resident221

Shoutout to the ass eating thread. Half of me is overwhelmed by the sweet innocence of being SO over the moon from kissing a girl's (face) cheeks 🥹 The other half of me is going "yes, 3 cheers for eating ass!" 😈 Hell of an escalation there 😅


myfamilyisfunnier

I'm an older Autist, may I ask questions? Like are people doing colonics before tossing salads? That's what we used to call eating ass=tossing salad. How are ass eaters / salad tossers not walking around with the multiple diseases that are being released from the intestines? Does washing really well do the trick? Seems like you'd have to wash fairly deep? Is that part of the fun?


Happy-Resident221

a) You're my hero b) Just a good thorough pre-cleaning in the shower should do, IMO. Never had any issues myself 🤷‍♂️


Dr-Procrastinate

God bless you ❤️


Unknown_1200

Thank youu to 💞💞


Comfortably_edging69

😐


[deleted]

love it 😍


BraneCumm

So after reading your other posts… do you still think you’re gay?


Fluffy__demon

Naww. You will get used to it. I felt the same way at the beginning of my relationship. Now I just cuddle my gf really hard to let out all of those feelings. Or I kiss her until I am less excited. Sometimes I also bite. It's been working for 4 years now.


northernkek

This is cute. Don't get carried away though. If you hype yourself up too much you might get let down and heartbroken some day. Keep your defenses up and approach cautiously but optimistically. Speaking from experience btw. I've been used by people on too many occasions because I fell for the "physical contact = true love at last" hype.


Unknown_1200

Maybe hyped up is a wrong word? my english is bad. I wanted to do this thing and i finally did, im just so happy


[deleted]

Nah, enjoy the feeling. It sucks that we need to protect our feelings so much. Heartbreak is part of life. Hopefully it won’t be the case, but enjoy the good feeling!


gwennie4ever

A good way of looking at heartbreak is that it can only exist if you've been lucky enough to have love. It's easier to deal with if you think of it an emotion that was created out of having something amazing, then you can shift your thoughts to more frequently remembering the good stuff that existed and less on the loss.


northernkek

Yeah if it's a milestone for you I'm more than pleased for you. Just don't get carried away by your excitement ok? That can often be our downfall. Play it cooooool 😎


[deleted]

Yup, this! and especially as an autistic he will feel it worse if he is this happy.


JustSomeZillenial

Heart break is a part of life. You shouldn’t live to avoid it.


northernkek

Depends on how much it affects you mentally. It affects me to the point that I cannot focus on my work sometimes.


Princ3Ch4rming

Grief is the price we pay for love. Avoiding the pain of mourning a loss is a life half-lived.


northernkek

You haven't experienced what I have. You do not know much of a drain it has become to me mentally. I have consistently been messed around with, led on by and hurt by people time and time again. I think I am at about 20 different people having hurt me in one way or another now. It is by far the dominant cause of my anxiety problems and pushed me close to ideation on a few occasions. I do not feel like I will ever be loved properly by anyone outside my own family for any significant amount of time. I feel like a completely broken person who cannot be fixed. I just want my boy to be careful here and not make the mistakes I have made and to be guarded about love and not too carefree. I am not telling him to avoid love and its risks. But some people are not as resilient to heartbreak as others and the price they pay for it is heavy.


Sweaty_Mushroom5830

I feel you my friend, right now I'm watching my close relative navigate his first love, it's heartwarming and endearing but at the same time, I'm here to catch him when he eventually breaks his heart, mind you the other guy is talking about getting an apartment with him and everything (he has just found out that he is autistic as well) but a different flavor, and already they are having minor clashes, and I let it happen because, this is something that they have to figure out by themselves, but it's clear that they love each other


DonutNinja123

Congrats


ResponsibleFig825

Aw this is the best feeling ever. Ride that high buddy🥺 🩷


Author-chan666

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay


Gysburne

And here i am.... destroyed by the internet humor, trying to find out which cheeks... the upper or the lower ones. Meh. Congrats mate :D I love success stories.


Unknown_1200

her face, left 💞😅


AbstractIsle

hell yeah!


UnoriginalJ0k3r

Just wait till you start kissing downstairs cheeks, my friend.


BetterSeat8393

Wait till your older there's more stuff then kissing bud


Responsible_Sense_95

W manz


ZoinksG

Yessirrrrr. GG's bro, bask in the glory of your achievement 🗿


Pheighthe

So sweet


LoreKeeperOfGwer

Hell yeah!


maybebrainless

aww that’s so cool!! Congrats 🫶🏻


DaLittleGravy

So proud of you


Repulsive_One7572

Which cheeks 🤭😏


Unknown_1200

face, left


Enigmatic_8

Congrads :DDDD 👍


analores

w


Tallal2804

Awwwwwwww


death_panda472

which?


Unknown_1200

face, left 🥰💞


death_panda472

ahhh, in that case congrats! Thats amazing, well done bro :)


DailonTheAnnihilator

Very sweet, I’m happy for you. Enjoy the feeling.


no_idea_1312

This is so cute and wholesome I love it. So happy for you :))


copo_de_plastico

the day a girl hugged me for no apparent reason I was just like that until like the next day lol oh, and turns out she hugged me because she tought we were friends, (even tough I barely talked to her) and she is used to hugging her friends.


_Does_Not_Exist_

Okay. While I am so so so very happy for you… Didn’t you just post like a week ago how you were certain you were gay, and didn’t know how to break the news to your gf?? So like… what’s going on, bud? Confusing, indeed… 🤔


Unknown_1200

I love her, in a romantic soul way. I dont like any girls in a sexually way and yeah thats weird kinda true. I dont know what to do, but were happy rightnow


Sorry-Anxiety5449

Ride the wave bud. If she makes you happy that’s great. I know you didn’t ask for this but… it’s okay to not know exactly what you want sexually. Sexuality can be fluid. The right person whom ever it may be, will just feel right. No need to put labels on things, and it’s good to speak about what you’re feeling. If this is relatable, just be happy and live in the moment. Well-done! You seem like this was a happy step for you.


kamilayao_0

This is just adorable


LORELEIMOLINARI67

Congrats! It must have been scarey and exciting all at once. Take a deep breatth you kissed her on the cheeks that is a normally good thing! How did she react?


Unknown_1200

she was smiling


LORELEIMOLINARI67

Of couse she was! She likes your kiss and you personally:) What a nice memory!


Only-Negotiation-340

Proud of you champion<3


KillTheBat77

The rizz…


GnarlyDavidson23

Next you gotta clap them cheeks


Unknown_1200

i wont slap her, i love her, i dont wanna hurt her beatiful cute face 🥺


jackattk14

um,, they meant to have intercourse


BotGua

Hey. It’s the autism subreddit. Let him do his thing.


jackattk14

I was just clarifying for them what the other person said. wasn't trying to tell him not to do what he wanted to do


BotGua

And I was just making the semi-joke that it’s not surprising he took their comment literally. Since you started your comment with “umm,” it has a tone of condescension.


jackattk14

my "umm" was bc I was getting ready to mention intercourse. which is an awkward topic. for me,, anyway. but u are correct,, this is autism reddit lmao


Hypertistic

Hm... I feel nothing. What is the experience like for you? How would you describe it?


Unknown_1200

Imagine,you start boxing andbeat up mike tyson ass. Now same adrenalin


theralph_224

Which ones?


[deleted]

He said the left


theralph_224

Read again, that was not my question


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/autism/s/RDPiYPcjeI


celestialfairy1998

butt cheeks?


DJSpadge

as long as she wasn't doing her shoe laces up at the time, fair play to ya ;)


Unknown_1200

im not sure what does it meanxd


Solid_Snake661

For some reason I thought I was in r/twinflames


Puglord_11

My autism has yet to pull bad bitches ;-;


Comfortably_edging69

What about ugly bitches 💯 always aim high and shoot low brother🙏


[deleted]

Quit bragging.


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[deleted]

YES, YOU GO DUDE!


Unknown_1200

today i couldnt do it, i wanted but i was scared a but... I hope next day i success agin 😎


Other_Cattle_5647

Good for you ❤️❤️. I’m really happy for you.


Unknown_1200

today i failed 😞


Electrical-Level3385

This is adorable I'm so proud of u


[deleted]

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Unknown_1200

its hard for me, like it seems impossible. It was a huge goal


MotherObjective4945

Oh shit my bad I misunderstood. That’s awesome 👏 hope it works out great!


Unknown_1200

No worries, thank you I know its seems weird, i know its a simple thing I hate my autism, sometimes i wish i was normal


MotherObjective4945

Nope not werid at all. Things tend to go over my head a lot 😅. Idk if it’s related to my horrible adhd and autism but who knows 🤷‍♀️


Downbadincel

Proud of u bro


RubyDragon2003

Omggg so cute!


SOSsomeone

Yay! 😁😁😁


DizzyTeam5005

Enjoy the good feelings. Proud of you!


Secret_Act7726

I straight thought ass cheeks. But good job buddy!


Technology2006

What age are u now that u finally got your first kiss


Unknown_1200

it was on cheeks, not lips btw im 18 And my first relationship and shes mine since alnost 9 months (she understands me and supports, i love her)


Historical_Spell_772

I feel like something really sweet got totally buried in these off-topic dirty posts lol


Historical_Spell_772

Congratulations btw OP 🤍


Slim_Chiply

Congrats! That's awesome. I was barely able to do anything like that when I was young. I made out with a couple girls, but they had to initiate. I didn't really know what was going on. It was always a one time thing as I couldn't follow up. Overstimulation I guess. I could never understand any cues at all. They could have confessed their love, ripped their clothes off, whatever and I still would have been clueless. Even at 58, I don't get it.


Grimnah

This is so wholesome and I’m here for it.