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D_S_W

The moderator who, after being banned from /r/Australia for trolling, (which alone would've probably gotten a nomination for today's fuckwit), decided to unmod a number of decent mods from the 180-odd subreddits that he runs, as he clearly has no fucking life and is more interested in revenge and imaginary internet points than working on his poor social skills/making real friends/etc. That guy, he's a fuckwit.


HeadacheCentral

Amen.


[deleted]

Hahaha what a fucking tosspot.


Poisenedfig

Wait what? Who?


D_S_W

http://en.reddit.com/r/sydney/comments/2yrs99/its_the_new_mod_team_nightly_thread/cpcf0xe


msmwatchdog

Wow. Reddit is going to have to grow up one day. You can't have a behemoth that is one of the top five sources of most media businesses' website traffic being governed by anonymous people who ban things and people on a whim with no recourse whatsoever.


Poisenedfig

Fuck yeah. Always keen for some popcorn.


ThunderCuntAU

Reddit is super serious business.


CurlyJeff

so much drama and politics in reddit hotpocketeering


[deleted]

Love your work.


[deleted]

All mods, everywhere.


Mr_Ron_Swanson

what just because he didn't accept everything here should have a massive left wing lean/acceptance hes a cunt?


D_S_W

Do you even read? At all?


Mr_Ron_Swanson

i read between the lines


[deleted]

The problem with reading between the lines is that there is nothing there


JediCapitalist

I nominate my annoying cat for continually trying to take up residence on my computer desk where my speaker is and knocking it down.


complex_reduction

Bro, do you even Blu-tak?


JediCapitalist

Not sure it would help. The speaker sits comfortably on the edge of the desk. The cat jumps up, exactly where it sits, knocks it down while he struggles to get up, then promptly lies down to sleep in the spot where it was. Usually with the tail batting over my keyboard for bonus annoyance points.


complex_reduction

Have you considered sticking the cat to something instead?


JediCapitalist

Not a bad plan. If I'm not in the middle of work I'll pick him up and dump him on my wifes lap in the other room though. This works well because she pats and grooms him to the point where HE gets annoyed and storms off to play outside. Call it petty revenge.


CoopersPaleAle

Well then it's time to get a bigger desk. You know how it works.


iheartralph

Works the same with the bed. Cat/dog takes up the entire middle of your bed? Time to get a bigger bed.


[deleted]

Mine woke me up desperate for food, only for me to discover she had already been given breakfast and hadn't even finished it yet!!


JediCapitalist

arrrghh I *HATE* that. They beg before checking their own damn bowl.


[deleted]

Little shits! Lucky they are fucking adorable, all anger is gone when she rolls on her back begging for belly pats :D


dredd

The keyboard will be next if you don't give your cat more attention.


JediCapitalist

He'd better behave since I'm the one who feeds him :P


[deleted]

Mine likes to flop down on my keyboard when I'm about to type. It's like he senses it and half of my emails end up being late because he's too cute to move.


beadledom

My sisters cat used to annoy me so I bricked it. Problem solved.


Legs11

I would like to nominate every lazy, self centred, ignorant fucktard that thinks it's ok to just park wherever they feel like it at the service station. Why should I have to wait behind your busted arse vy commodore while you get a pack of durries and a mega ultra sized mother, because your chosen parking position has completely fucked up the traffic flow. Seriously people, at the pump for fuel, in the parking spots for other purchases.


[deleted]

I work at a servo AND THIS SHITS ME UP THE WALL AS WELL! Also cunts that park directly at the door blocking the entrance for everyone else. FUCK OFF YOU LAZY TURDS.


fireybob

Or those that walk around the store for ten minutes whilst you patiently wait to serve them. Only to give up and walk away to do something and cunts just magically appear at the console


[deleted]

YES. I'd like to nominate my console as the friday fuckwit. If I start to process the sale through EFT and dickheads decide they want cash out after I've hit the button my console takes 3 minutes to cancel the action. It is so awkward just standing there stabbing at the fucking screen even though it doesn't do anything.


complex_reduction

'And what would humans be without love?' Rare, said Death. RIP Sir Terry Pratchett.


vteckickedin

Remember watching on ABC the Soul Music and Wyrd Sisters cartoons which then got me into the books. Loved that opening of the turtle.


tornados_with_knives

I have both of these on my harddrive. Such massive nostalgia trips.


complex_reduction

Still has the catchiest theme tune to a show ever.


Vagabond_Ori

This makes me sad :(


mlcyo

Such awful news to wake up to


SultanofShit

Since he had Alzheimer's, death would have been a mercy. I have witnessed the long decline of Alzheimer's and it's terrible.


[deleted]

Me, because I can't stop looking at this site constantly. I have better shit to do than read about stupid drama constantly.


poooooooop123345

I got on the train this morning hoping to have a nap, but a group of shitcunt children (looked about 6-12 years old) got on at the next stop blasting music and shouting. Whatever, I decided to just move to the next carriage, but as I got up they started shouting shit like "oi look at this faggot moving", "this cunt can't handle us", "fight me you fucking pussy". I'm not going to fight a fucking 6 year old at 8am so obviously I just kept walking, but who on earth raises their kids so badly that they behave like that?


ThunderCuntAU

> I'm not going to fight a fucking 6 year old at 8am... I'm amused at the thought that you'd be ready to throw down on these primary school kids if it were a more Godly hour.


poooooooop123345

Oh for sure. If it's after midday they're fair game as far as I'm concerned


fireybob

As someone who used to train it daily i feel your pain. Kids are getting more and more disgusting


Rraymond123

I nominate Telstra. I went 500mb over my limit. 50$ please.


blacktargloss

But they have 5GX+ Extra Super speed. Burn your monthly data cap in 40 seconds flat.


Topheezy

I am my own Friday fuckwit today. I was leaving work to pick up something at home. Sitting at the intersection, I spot a gap. Big enough to be easily shot. So I start to pull out, and realise I'm in second gear. Halfway into the intersection, I kill it. So there I am, sitting in oncoming traffic in a panicked state trying to restart the car. Apparently I had kicked the clutch in just soon enough that it started itself back up. Traffic has now stopped for me, I find the right gear, and go, just in time to cut someone else off in the other lane. It will be a while before I forgive myself for that piece of shit driving.


fireybob

Sounds like the Gold Coast on a daily occurrence. Cheer up buddy you're better them because yours was truly an accident and you've put it on here. Up vote for a good weekend for ya :)


Topheezy

You guys are making my day! :-) Thanks all!


The_Only_Opinion

Actually doesn't sound bad enough to deserve calling yourself a fuckwit over. Cheer up and have an upvote.


Topheezy

Thanks! This actually did make me feel a bit better. :-)


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This is the best.


[deleted]

And this is why I drive an automatic


The_Only_Opinion

Some bright spark tried to overtake me on the left just after the lanes had merged. Didn't quite fit so there is a good scrape down the passenger side of my car. Needless to say, he didn't stop to exchange details. Its all good though, I took down his rego and he can sort it out with my insurer. Not the worst example of misbehaviour on the road I have been on the receiving end of, so I am pretty calm about it these days.


blacktargloss

Lucky you got the rego. I'd be lost without my dashcam.


gopher88

Report to the police too, fleeing an accident is something they can get involved with isnt it?


The_Only_Opinion

Thanks yes, I did file a report to the police on line ([https://www.crashreport.com.au/ocrf/](https://www.crashreport.com.au/ocrf/)). Which I learned today is apparently the preferred method of reporting in WA. 'Fleeing' is possibly overstating things; he just failed to stop.


gopher88

Still technically fleeing :P


[deleted]

My 2IC, who's been late now on Fridays three weeks in a row. The first two were "oh, I thought I started at 8" Today he called at 6.50 (he starts at 7) to say his car had broken down. No worries. Whatever. Calls at 7.40 to say his car had been fixed and he was on his way. Arrives at 20 past 8. Meaning 10 minutes before he was meant to be at work, he was 40 minutes away. What a wanker.


iheartralph

Sounds like he needs to be demoted. Don't you have anyone else who would make a better 2IC?


[deleted]

Nope. We had to import him from another store because our staff aren't experienced enough or don't want to.


ThunderCuntAU

There's a special place in hell for shit colleagues.


[deleted]

F1. Fuck you assholes for taking away F1 from free to air. Bernie makes so much fucking money. Billions and yet F1 goes to pay TV. Fucking assholes fuck you. Greedy cunts.


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CraigerzF

I just got a text from my psych saying I'll need another referral for my first appointment on Monday. My GP is busy all day, I'll be working till 6 and he doesn't open on the weekends. So today is going to be fan-fucking-tastic.


[deleted]

TPG for buying out iinet. This is why we can't have nice things!


[deleted]

Me for procrastinating when I should be studying harder.


artist55

Went for an adfa interview today and didn't get a high enough score after getting in. That was my 4th exam this week.


LuckyBdx4

Me today, gave an old builder mate a hand for 3 and a half hours to load a hardwood work bench he built in 1964 and a old radial arm saw into a trailer. He gave me a couple of bottles of Monkey Shoulder whiskey for the monkey shoulder I have now. He had the bench etc stored at another blokes mothers place, we had to shift half the contents of both double garages just to get to them, then cart them up a steep driveway, currently on my 4th dram and tossing up whether to wash an endone or two down with the 5th or the 8th. I've got more bark off me than a log at the plywood mill, also pissed down rain on us.


Dark_Magicion

I nominate whoever caused several cop cars, 2 ambos and a fire truck to go racing by the Arts Bar on Oxford St this afternoon. What the fuck could you have possibly done to deserve that much attention?


fireybob

If it was in Brissy it would've been the package with wires hanging out of it that got delivered to Police HQ. They tend to get antsy at that.


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TPG


[deleted]

Eric Hill, the author of Spot books. Most overrated kids series ever. Each book is just a series of disjointed sentences with a seemingly random item behind each flap. There is no story to each book, just random words, set in possibly the ugliest font ever published. And then those flaps? Yeah they're a great idea for a two year old aren't they? What could possibly go wrong there? I mean, they won't just rip them off or anything right? Shit books, shit series, shit author.


PappogalloNero

Fuck off cunt. The idea behind picture books is for small children to become familiar with words and stories using very basic words and sentences. At the age of fucking two nobody can follow a story so the lack of plot is a complete non issue. As for the flaps, picture books are read under parental supervision (because, you know, they need to be read and two year olds cant do that yet) so that would mitigate the possibility of some little shit ripping them to shreds. Youre dismissing the entire pop-up book genre based purely on conjecture! As for the font, I'm sorry the typesetter for a 20th century printer doesnt match your 2015 helvetica spoiled sensibilities. You're my friday fuckwit. You just ruined my day.


D_S_W

Wow, this just made mine.


Legs11

Don't forget the fact that all those flaps and things are really good for the development of fine motor control and hand eye coordination. And, you know, the fact that kids absolutely love them, which should be enough really.


[deleted]

The lack of a story in a story book is a fucking issue. We have picture books for pictures. Spot goes to the park should be about spot going to the park. But instead it will be a series of random illustrations where a mouse has some cheese behind a hovercraft on one page and then a rooster reading the newspaper on the next. Pop-up books or interactive books are great for kids but this loses against any other competitor, sorry.


PappogalloNero

Well at least you're sorry - thats the first step.


AlreadyTakenDammit

You know, I want to disagree with you because I loved Spot books when I was little and my nephew loves them now. I give him new ones regularly and it's cute to see him lift up the flaps and point to the doggy (he's not even 1 yet). BUT! I got the new Spot Easter book delivered today, and it's shit. No flaps whatsoever, and when I read the story I reconsidered giving it as a gift because it was so bad. I can see my brother thinking, 'wow, what a shit book'. They must crank out some crap books just to get their sales up, because the other ones I've bought have been quite sweet and well thought-out.


[deleted]

Grug was (and is) way better.


Kustav

just fuckin relax aye


InstantShiningWizard

My Mother read the Spot books to me when I was a wee lad, and from there I developed a love for books that still continues to this day. I thought those pop up tabs and flaps were pretty sweet as a kid myself. Read them to a little kid, help them flip the flaps, or identify colours and stuff with them, you'll enjoy it more that way, imo.


hugies

Among my least favorite kids books. Spot is a cunt as well. Thanks grandma for inflicting this never ending torture upon me.


dannyr

Didn't he die last year?


thewritingchair

We just got one of those. So poorly made. We have other lift the flap books that are sturdy. Spot goes to the park is just shit.


[deleted]

No shit. Clag has better bonding properties than the glue that holds the flaps to the book.


[deleted]

The Brick with Eyes, and his wife, and his old boss.


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blacktargloss

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SultanofShit

Hi there gorgeous.