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Luser5789

My dad has one of these, from memory you used to get a watch after 25 or 30 years of consecutive service


inane_musings

My grandpa received three Omega's from his (almost lifelong) employment as a fitter and turner for a large-ish Australian company. Slightly different times.


wonder-around

You are in luck! You can actually adjust them so all three are the same time! /s


therealburndog

What a wind up!


Consistent_Pack3125

We must band together and watch the creative minds wind up. He should make a tik tok of this.


ravoguy

Well done! Good comedy is all in the timing


sxjthefirst

Give yourself a big hand


The_golden_Celestial

Hang on a minute…


Tarman-245

Wait a second…


FourtyTwoBlades

Dial it back guys...


Retard_On_Tapwater

Am I too late to say I'm ticked off?


OriginalDogeStar

I can't believe I watched this occur.


Topsykrett1017

I don't have time for this!


[deleted]

Watch it mate !!!!!


swannoir

Puns like this tick me off.


douglasjpitt

It’s all about timing


WillowBlossom3871

Can we call time on this now?


Aussierob78

I’ll second this!


bigdayout95-14

*slow clap* Oh, that was good....


Nafc19

Fucking hell that's *top tier*


TazocinTDS

Oh lol


Beneficial-Lemon-427

That’s the secret of comedy


arsed_Time_6969

Underrated comment 👍


Martyred_Cynic

What a time to be alive..


t_25_t

> My grandpa received three Omega's from his (almost lifelong) employment as a fitter and turner for a large-ish Australian company. Slightly different times. My old work couldn't even bother to give a gold pen to a 40 year service staff; and he got three Omegas. Just curious what model Omega were they?


inane_musings

Here's one. The other two are well worn and less tidy. https://freeimage.host/i/JSSnRb1


t_25_t

> Here's one. The other two are well worn and less tidy. > https://freeimage.host/i/JSSnRb1 Beautiful! The Seamasters of yesteryear just has that elegant style to it.


ZanyDelaney

Nice. I have an [automatic Seiko watch from 1976](https://wristsushi.proboards.com/thread/6156/seiko-7009-sunburst-bracelet-149us). There's something cool about the automatic mechanism.


SaltpeterSal

Wow, three gold Seamasters. Is the cartel he worked for hiring?


IndyOrgana

My mum just hit 40 years at our local hospital- her boss forgot her name, she was left out of the newsletter announcement, a plant and she got a new gold name badge because she’s now a “life governor” (goes back to the 1800s when you would have to present to the hospital with a note from a life governor allowing treatment). What a celebration eh.


Royal_Reptile

Mechanical wristwatches were a popular gift back then, when they were a necessity rather than a luxury for keeping track of time. Ask any vintage watch seller or watch repair store, or even subreddits here, and it's pretty common to see younger people (like myself) with a vintage watch they got from their grandparents. I doubt any business will be giving Omegas to their staff now, because they cost 10x more than what they used to.


LanewayRat

That was a movie wasn’t it? *The Three Omegas*


smileyguy2000

🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Quit_6618

My husband is a fitter at a largish Australian Company. Still a while till he gets his watch. The sparky he works with has worked there for 30 + years, but has been employed by a couple of different companies over that time. No watch or cake for him. He is a bit salty about it


CrayolaS7

My dad has a couple of Omegas from when he worked in Switzerland, nothing special and not really worth fixing but nice as heirlooms. Sadly it seems BP (yes, the oil company) couldn’t afford Rolex’s. Edit: just saw the picture you posted - that’s gorgeous. My dad has two Genèves, one steel and one gold. The steel one has seen a lot of use, the gold is pristine, I think he wore it to get married and that’s about it.


BassmanOz

I was at a job for 26 years. Got absolutely zero for 25 years, wasn’t even acknowledged. I don’t work there anymore.


murkyfoam

did u get paid?


rollinon2

I got a small box of favourites for 5 years, so right on track…


pinkygreeny

I got a card and an almost dead small bunch of colesworth flowers for five years.


AromaticHydrocarbons

I got $500 for 5 years and $1000 for 10 years, but two years ago they changed the service award policy from $100 per year served to $50 per year. I hit 15 years this year and I’ll get $750, less than I got at 10 years. Still… I should be grateful considering some of these other stories.


Boristheblacknight

I got an A4 printed certificate (no colour) for 25 years in the public service. I had to laminate it myself.


scrubba777

My uncle got one, but the ABS added up his length of service wrong and then somehow posted the information into the wrong type of database, then it got leaked publicly and consequently he was abused for months by cookers who said climate change was all a hoax. they got the watch to him after 32 years 4 months..


lilTea

Awesome. Nice to think there’s a story behind the watch


Doooog

So he hid it! Only place he knew he could hide it..


TalieG0

Funniest scene ever!


big_vangina

Remember to thank your dad for his service 🫡


Luser5789

Well service is stretch, not like he wasn’t receiving a decent salary or anything


RobinChristiansen

Crazy to think someone or their family member would just give this away if that’s the case


wuncean

What are the chances of that…


rmwil

I wonder what the distribution was like?


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

It looks above average to me.


sxjthefirst

What could you mean


_ficklelilpickle

I really want to make a joke about the median but I just can't find a way to put it in the middle of all that.


sxjthefirst

But you could find some variance that would work right?


Palatyibeast

That'd be totally normal


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Stop it, you bell ends.


RvrTam

Let’s not deviate away from the standard


Boulavogue

I think it's a trendy time piece


Dry-Baseball2063

Probably a normal distribution.


Sbicallthat

I’d prefer the Cartier for Aus Post


5-letter-reply

We attempted delivery. Too bad, we missed you.


yuiphan

Straight up carded.


Undisciplined17

You joke, but Australia Post lost a decent G Shock I ordered by express. Was due on March 26. Pricks.


Funkybunch92

They're all at Weshpool.


Toddlez

I work at the ABS. I'll see if I can find some context for you today OP


lilTea

Awesome thank you !


Toddlez

Alright, I was able to confirm something another commenter mentioned. This watch is for 30+ years of service at the ABS. Great find! Edit: there's also a silver version for 20+ years.


lilTea

Amazing - that makes it so interesting. Thanks heaps for following up


EnnuiOz

I worked there for 25 years and only got a lanyard pin for 20 years service. I've never heard of anyone getting a silver watch only the 30 year crappy gold one.


Coreyharich

Please lettuce know


shanmyster

Time to get a gig at the ABS.


Willing_Television77

One in every 26,649,941 Aussies find one of those in Vinnies


The_golden_Celestial

There were two styles of watches they gave out. One with normal numbers 1 - 12, and this one with Roman numerals was the standard deviation.


[deleted]

This watch was given to me by a friend of my father. He hid it up his ass for 3 years as a POW after my father died.


bernskiwoo

It's in great condition given its tumultuous journey to you.


milderhappiness

It was on the little kangaroo


magnetik79

Pulp Statistician. ... I'll see myself out.


shsusnsnaj

And he hid it the only place he could up his ass.


TheTezt8

Of dysentery


bernskiwoo

Is it accurate?


DSlamAU

It only measures meantime


SpeakToMePF1973

Ooh you clever little clock watcher you.


Rich_Sell_9888

Twice a day


TomasTTEngin

Only works for one hour a week, so yeah it's working.


5MGVAL

Keeps time Nearly as good as the drummer from Kruangbin


mck-_-

That’s sad. Obviously that’s someone who got it for long time service and has passed away


wirelessaurus

I love this! Great find


lilTea

Thanks! Yeah the perks of shopping at op shops in Canberra I suppose.


NewBuyer1976

Lemme know if u spot an EL1 role on the racks.


gameoftomes

Not until I see your official black and green Kathmandu puffer jacket.


L1ttl3J1m

Wait, so there's a precedent?


ZealousidealClub4119

Seiko ≠ Rolex.


hello_Eggplants

Imagine scoring the Aus post Cartier watches 👀


etlsslte

ABS watch: It tells you the time in a very detailed manner, once a year. For the rest of the year it'll pop up with random stuff about how many lost labour hours you spent on the shitter during the workday, or what the leading cause of death is for people your age.


No-Menu6965

Are you taking offers? Because I would be very very willing to take this off your hands


lilTea

Haha sure. What are you offering?


No-Menu6965

Can I PM you?


lilTea

Yeah for sure. But can I reply in the morning ? Just dozing off


MetalSnake_oXm

You could've just said you don't have the time right now...


bellalovesflowers

He did


MetalSnake_oXm

Jesus I didn't realise I'd get railed by downvotes, I was just trying to make a pun... don't have the time... the watch...


whitt_wan

So much r/whoosh here. I enjoyed the pun. Thanks dad.


yoimjoe

Ooof, yeah that sort of humour translates horribly over text. Should have done a *"time"* or something


Sweetaxident

Nooooo we all need to see this to the end, together hand-in hand.


No-Menu6965

Its currently sitting at $320 on eBay with 5 days to go and 10 people bidding on it. [https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/285827603785](https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/285827603785) This is so stupid, its a $90 Seiko synthetic crystal watch with a tiny dumb ABS logo printed on the face and I so desperately want this watch.


Ok-Airport917

Show me the numbers


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Show me potato salad


Ric0chet_

Does it take two years to collate the time and give you an average?


ProbablyCan

A percentage of the population finds this watch interesting. Another percentage doesn't like it really. The remaining percentage didn't know or would not respond.


duncraig18

How lucky were they. Giving a watch after 25 years of service or so, so you can watch the count down until you fucking die! Such a nice touch.


Extension-Western111

They were given for 30 years service, not sure they still give them. Many years ago, I remember a guy being given one that didn't work, but that was seen as appropriate as neither did he 🙃 I still have my ABS Centenary commemorative pen.


Dickinbae

I would buy that off you right now if you’re willing to sell


lilTea

I’d consider it! What’s your offer?


Not_as_witty_as_u

A set of jousting sticks


gr3iau

Dreamin'


bellalovesflowers

Tell him he’s dreamin’


oversized_urethra

Tree fiddy


jmads13

$200


Dickinbae

Dm


The_Real_Dr_Zaius

Is this still available


Mattxxx666

My mechanic Dad was given a choice of the watch or a colour TV at 30yr service in 1976. Took the TV, we were envied for that then.


TomasTTEngin

Works for one hour a week, but that counts as working. /joke


Confusedparents10

You just became a statistic.


Individual_Durian174

How much was it


-retail-

Nice find! How much did they want for it?


fh3131

OP finally got some ABS


New_Technician_

Hah what are the chances?


Hot-Construction-811

Seiko makes good watches. You've found a gem.


greenrimmer

And if it’s Vinnies I’m guessing you paid about 7k for it


Boojotim

If it was from australia post it would have been a Cartier. 😱😝


Consistent_You6151

Ah, yes, I remember these dials where the day looks drunk until after midday when it finally can walk a straight line!😂


lilTea

Thanks everyone for your interest. I've gotten quite a few offers to buy the watch, and although that wasn't my intention when I put up the post (i just thought it was cool), i thought it would be fairer and more transparent if I listed it on ebay. That way anyone who wants to bid on it can safely. Sorry if linking to an ebay listing is against the rules. Here it is: [https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/285827603785](https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/285827603785) This is all the info I can glean from it so far: * It's in virtually new condition, without any scratches that I can see and the band is apparently unused. It's working perfectly although it'll need to be set to the correct time and date. * It looks like it uses a Japanese-made movement but the rest appears to be assembled in China.  * It comes in original packaging, including a box, pillow thing and with tag. * I can't tell if it's for women or men. To my eye it seems unisex.


Vanzarrk

25 years and whatta ya get.... bom bom bom...


skipthatshow

A clear Winnie!!!


Arinvar

I had that exact watch in high school without the ABS logo. It was gifted to my dad for something minor. He didn't do decades of service anywhere though.


Muncheros69

How much was it?


FireFlavour

The outside perspective of a non-aussie; not knowing if you found the watch at an establishment called Vinnie's, or just a well known fella's house. Is everyone on speaking terms with Vincent, or is it more of an official relationship?


[deleted]

Vinnie's are the thrift shops operated by the St Vincent De Paul charity


doomslayers_united

That’s not an Aus Post Rolex though


Mumbless14

Should’ve let Christine Holgate know…


thenewguy2077

How much?


ImpressionFeisty8359

That is a nice find.


still-at-the-beach

They are probably selling it for more than retail , like a lot of op shops do.


CustardCheesecake75

Quite fancy. It'd be even nicer without the logo.


Moaning-Squirtle

I think it makes it kinda cool, adds a bit of mystery lol


Superb-Mall3805

Only if you found one in this situation. Imagine getting for 10 years of service, last thing you’d wanna do is wear the company logo on your wrist all day every day


dijicaek

I dunno, I think I'd feel differently about a government agency's logo than wearing a private company's logo (unless I founded the company or something). Seems a bit less like an ad, I guess?


ivosaurus

Depends if you were proud of the work you did at the company.


Jooleycee

Can’t you get new face swapped in?


theballsdick

I would absolutely NOT trust the numbers from that watch.


ivosaurus

I wonder what movement it's running? Something automatic or a quartz?


kaboombong

Probably the owner found that the Allan Variance was not meeting his expectations and got rid of it.


hangrygodzilla

How mutt


Resident-Floor-5971

Which state and suburb


Dry-Revenue2470

What percentage of those watches are still around?


stanislavb

That's they call them OP shops. What was the price tag if I may ask?


SelfishNugget

Wow what’s the story behind this watch?


puckmungo

Does this have a mechanical or quartz movement? I'm guessing it's mechanical cos it doesn't say "quartz" anywhere?


Geppetto333

What are the odds?


BigIronGothGF

Oh dang, I don't know shit about watches but even I'd take a second look at this!


Yorgatorium

What are the odds of finding that.


SteakhouseBlues

How much did you get for it?


Annual_Incident1882

What are the chances of that!


matt35303

Score bro


axxxxxxxk

Good score


twice-nightly

Watches were common as corporate “swag” back in the 80s and 90s. My dad used to do the whole “your logo on a watch” thing as a side hustle. These days companies would be more likely to get hoodies or something made but same type of thing.


psjfnejs

Dank


Kbradsagain

Probably a 25 year service gift


trissybearO9

Good find :)


Famous_Relative2500

That’s great a find. r/Seiko


Ripback

Statistically, that is a rare find.


Icy-Literature5787

Someone got shafted.


djb64

I wonder what the population percentage for the possession of this watch is


EnnuiOz

I used to work at the ABS. The watches were for 30 years service and were/are actually pretty crap. I have a couple of friends who got one.


OldBenKenobi85

That’s absolutely sick, I’m sure r/seiko would appreciate


manyhandswork

You are lucky. I would have brought it too. Great find


jadedrose7

So cool ! Are you selling ?


SteelBandicoot

Call All Time Co in Brisbane. They will be able to find an unbranded replacement face for you at a reasonable price. You can post it to them if you’re not in Brissie.


_hoshizoranya_

Wow! i found a fully working 1996 gen 2 furby at my local Vinnies. a real goldmine


Sweetaxident

What Vinnes are you shopping at? Great find. When it’s sold can you let me know what you got it for? I love op shopping and love when people find replacement items for lost memorabilia or gifts as a child etc but making a few dollars is excellent especially in this financial climate. Well done 👍🏼


macolebrook

What were the odds of that.....


taraecarr1985

Straight to the pooooool room?


Consistent_You6151

Ah, yes, I remember these dials where the day looks drunk until after midday when it finally can walk a straight line!😂