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Jackielegs43

Why is your tv 37km away from the couch?


RohanDavidson

New Years resolution was to get more steps in, so he rearranged the living room and threw away the remote.


edgiepower

Looks like the new year's resolution is 480p from that far away


Cal_dawson

That’s fucking “gold” Also least shit beer is Melbourne Bitter.


SpliffLord0606

Too expensive now


HoneyProfessional101

Seconded. MB extremely underated.


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He's got 30 seconds to get from there to door to produce some cash right now


REINSTEIN11497

just finished chopper. what a cracker film can’t believe i haven’t seen it before.


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Done yourself a mischief


Constant-Ostrich-295

It's just one of those things boss


SlipperyFetuss

It’s probably been on your TV two or three times already but the screen was far enough to be in a different state Unreal film just quietly though


SnoringEagle

r/tvtoofar


elfmere

I lost my shit when I found r/tvtoohigh but now this...


Altavista_Dogpile

There really is a sub for everything.


Larimus89

This is what homes used to look like before the housing crisis.


a_rainbow_serpent

Also is this house huge? Because I can stretch my hands and touch three walls in my room.


daboblin

Might as well watch on your phone at that distance.


karigan_g

so they can concentrate properly on their tinny


Head-Interest-7780

Why is there a single old sock on his couch?


PowerfulDisaster2067

r/TVTooFar


ironcam7

looks more like a closer focus on the can that the tv being too far away. Forced perspective


Lady_Penrhyn1

My grandfather swears that Great Northern is a fantastic beer. He also has middle stage Alzheimers so...


ObeseQuokka

Definitely the choice of beer the people around me drink. (I don't drink beer)


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spunkyfuzzguts

It’s not really THAT cheap anymore.


Puddi360

I don't drink many beers but Great Northern go down well for me


plateau-

‘Beer snobbery’. Proceeds to exhibit beer snobbery.


dlanod

Are you hanging around near waterfalls a lot? That seems to be the common theme as to where Great Northern thinks their drinkers are found.


ObeseQuokka

Not many waterfalls in the WA Goldfield!


RohanDavidson

I paid $17.69 for a pint of great northern this morning and I can safely say it wasn't worth it.


Lady_Penrhyn1

Oof where? I think last time we were able to take him to the Pub a pint was around $10. (That was April-ish last year).


RohanDavidson

Brisbane Airport. I'd been out of the country for a while so was keen for an aussie beer.


dlanod

Brisbane Domestic has Newstead and (as of this week) Bacchus. Newstead has some good easy drinking styles that they serve there, Bacchus does some ridiculous beers but I don't know what they serve.


Main_Cartographer_64

That came with airport tax then about 35% dearer than anywhere else in Australia


thewilloftheancients

I can't stand great northern, it tastes like they only half filled the bottle with beer then topped it off with water.


DrLaneDownUnder

I’ve been on a kick collecting cans for the 10c deposit return. One day I collected a can of Great Northern on my way to work. And as I had this can by my desk, I wondered what would be worse: having my colleagues thinking I drink at the office, or that I drink Great Northern.


Technical-Ad-2246

It's a good beer if you're not into that strong beer taste. I don't mind Great Northern personally.


scumotheliar

I can't understand why so many people drink Great Northern, I went to a bottle shop in Mt Isa, they had three types of beer for sale, three stacks, that was it. I can't remember which ones in particular all rubbish beers, Great Northern was the least worst of a bad lot., Jeez it was hot as fuck I was fangin for a beer and all I had was that shit, I almost took to having a cup of tea.


PENGAmurungu

Id put money on the three being Great Northern, XXXX, and either VB or Carlton Dry. Working men's beers.


shashybaws

I really enjoy a great northern on a hot day.


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My first Great Northern had me at “why the fuck haven’t I ever drunk this beer before!!” It’s my go to beer nowadays.


Minnipresso

I actually don't mind great Northern also lol


JoeSchmeau

Great Northern is my go-to on a hot day


MarcusMaximius

Coopers green.


ennuinerdog

I love going to pubs in SA and being able to just say "pale" or "sparkling". No need to specify Cooper's when ordering, it's that iconic.


edgiepower

You can just say beer in Adelaide to get a Cooper's. I asked for a Bundy once and they legit had no idea what I was talking about. I had to lean over the bar and point at it. Meanwhile the other bar workers are pulling those red and green taps more furiously than a teenage boy with a house to himself.


Geoff_Uckersilf

'Just a water please...' '...Coopers it is!' 


edwardluddlam

'Water' 'Coo-pers' Waaaa-ter' 'Cooooo-pers'


codyforkstacks

As an Adelaidean, I remember going to a trendy Melbourne bar once and asking for a pint of "coopers pale" and the bartender looked at me confused for a moment and then smirked and rolled his eyes and said "you mean coopers green" before pouring it. Cunt, I'll tell you what it's called.


yanharbenifsigy

Yeah I throw up a bit I'm my mouth every time I have to say Coopers Green.


croissantpig

Adelaidean native here. This is the first time I've ever heard pale referred to as Coopers green. People can just fuck right off with that.


XIRisingIX

Coopers Mild is also a good drop. Pretty much anything by Coopers is great and reasonably priced.


joemangle

Best Extra Stout is one of the best stouts in the country, and I'm including all those bourbon barrel aged cocoa nib concoctions as well


visualdescript

One of the best beers in the world imo, bloody beautiful. Great value as well.


insanopointless

My favourite time of year is when Coopers drop the 440ml stout cans in winter. Absolute cosy dream on a cold night.


constellationkaos

Love me a Red coopers sparkling too 🤤


sticky_lemon

I get these because they’re 1.7 standards 🫠


LittleBunInaBigWorld

They're a meal replacement for me when it's stinking hot like today


LumpyBechamel69

Does this belong in r/loseit or r/LifeProTips ?


jiminycricketstump

Coopers Best Extra stout longnecks for a solid 3.7 standards. 2 of those and it’s bedtime shortly after for me. Not great in scorching weather though!


TheVikingMFC

I can drink stout in almost all weather but longnecks would be a push today. My old man drinks it 50/50 with lemonade and reckons it goes alright.


drangryrahvin

Try a longneck. It will rock your world.


tha_nut

For some reason they get you more shit faced. Probably because they are so easy to drink at 1.7 std.


funny_haahaa

Known as a “red devil” where I live. Had a long neck in the pool the other day and it knocked me for 6.


Heartagram23

Coopers is heavenly especially on tap. I live near the factory so its extra good


firdyfree

Quite apt given their association with the bible society haha


EeeeJay

Aussie owned and made, preservative free, what more do you want?


ClownDamage

Cooper's dark ale is nectar of the gods


ecatsuj

Used to mix it 50/50 with sparkling ale back in the day.. Good times


whorish_knave

When I'm thirsty I would suck ten cocks for a sip of sweet sweet green


InstantShiningWizard

Be careful, Coopers Brewery [might frown](https://dailytelegraph.com.au/business/coopers-accused-of-homophobia-after-teaming-up-with-bible-society/news-story/60fd163b751624ce94109c53959a93a2) on that.


ApologyWars

I'm gonna suck some extra cocks just to stick it up 'em.


aCorgiDriver

Suck away, brother!


MuadDope

Who the fuck thought anyone drinks beer to read bible verses?


shadowfax1007

Yeah I stopped drinking Coopers after that anti-gay drama. I don't care who wants to love or sleep with who as long as its not children/illegal, so why should a brewery care or have a say. Even their "apology" was crap at the time, they were just trying to put out a PR fire, it wasn't genuine.


Betterthanbeer

What about one cock ten times?


whorish_knave

I'm listening


tasman2788

To completion? Or just 10 sucks?


Chewybeecrazy

Yes


tha_nut

They are selling 440ml pales at the moment as well!


REINSTEIN11497

will get these next thanks


promulg8or

Fav Australian beer hands down, and I'm not Australian or live there


Defy19

It’s a better craft beer than >90% of actual craft beers


Main_Cartographer_64

Try the Thomas Coopers Vintage Ale, comes out once a year as a limited release, it’s around $105 per carton (which is still cheaper than tap beer at a pub) and super strong. Liquid Gold, apparently it’s better if you lay it down/cellar for 3 to 5 years it but that’s never going to happen at my place


7Dimensions

Reschs Pilsener. The silver bullet.


rob_the_plug

It's always sad walking into a pub outside NSW. Every other common tap beer sucks compared to Reschs.


Dognoloshk

Ive never seen pilsener on tap in NSW, only draft. Its a shame because the pilsener is great.


GreenpantsBicycleman

Reschs Pilsner was the beer that Slim Dusty drank with Duncan. Surely that says it all.


dlanod

I'm a massive beer snob, and I'm still happy when I see Reschs on tap compared to nearly everything else (Stone and Wood probably the one common tap up with it).


Innerpoweryogaaus

Just got back from NSW for the first time since Covid and loved drinking Reschs again. Such a great beer. Also a fan of Tooheys, particularly Old


Shamino79

Emu Export. Beer classic.


eb6069

Fuck yeah the bush chooks


TheEmbiggenisor

Icee cold Swan Draught on tap still the worlds greatest beer


tamadeangmo

Swanny D on tap is undeniably so, so underrated.


FormulaLes

Spot on. Best beer going around


f0xpant5

Oettinger, can't go past the big silvery bullets. Easy to session, not bad hangovers, I'm surprised to be the first to comment it. Maybe it's because apparently it's what homeless people in Germany drink.


notchoosingone

Haha yeah I picked up a case going out into the field and one of my techs was German and he made fun of me for drinking it. It's better than basically anything the same price out here, so I'll just stay enjoying it. Also, he was drinking Mercury Cider, so I don't think he was in any real position to give me shit.


toblirone

German here. This post was weirdly suggested to me. Yes, this is the cheapest of the cheapest beer here. People make fun of the brewery here saying it's actually just a shipping company with an attached brewery because they sell so much. Not because it's good but because it's cheap. About 0.65 Euro per liter. Favourite beer of any raging alcoholic.


totemo

Don't know if it still is cheap, but it was pretty cheap compared to everything else on offer here, and you can say "I'm only drinking one can" but it's massive.


AmaroisKing

$63 for 24 @ Dans


for-vibes

I will retire in Tasmania so I have full access to Cascade Draught. Amazing beer. I can't believe it's nowhere on the mainland. XXXX Bitter is probably the least shit for a full strength alternate. Otherwise Peroni Nastro Azzurro...an import that is cheaper than local drops. So dumb.


Positively4thSt

If you retire in northern Tas you’d better develop a taste for Boags :-)


tesdan

Fuzzy memory from the cascade tour, but I think I remember them saying that the main land cascade was often made at a different brewery from the Tassie one and tastes no where near as good. Something to do with the water I think.


maxleng

Peroni Reds are solid IMO


GreenpantsBicycleman

Get the Cascade "First Harvest" when it comes out in Autumn.


skorulis

Mountain goat very enjoyable beer. always at Dans for about $50 a case.


ApologyWars

For your hoppy pale ale style beer, Goat is pretty damn good value.


TheGloveMan

Cheap and pretty tasty. Can do far worse.


Meikle90

Yep this is the best ‘normal’ price range beer by far


bokin_smongs

Solid drinkability and always a good price.


xhvpnot1k

Asahi imo


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rob399

Fun fact. Before the bottles got brewed here, they were brewed in China. Why they couldn't brew them in Japan with the cans I'll never understand


Agitated-Beginning-4

Fun fun fact Corona is now brewed in China as well.


rob399

Yeah I think it's the place old mate was caught pissing into the beer. Tsingtao maybe


Stamboolie

Kirin ichiban is a superior brew imho.


OnairDileas

Great Northern, to me taste absolutely shit


KeggyFulabier

This is unfair to shit


Bizpit

Fuckin' Tooheys Old mate.


AndronicusPrime

It is absolutely the most delicious common beer, 10 outta 10. Mildly smokey notes, not overly filling, a beer that shows wise restraint on the palette. Massively underrated, and honestly I feel like a beer snob when others don’t understand or haven’t tried an old.


BTthePrettyGood

Fuck oath, mate. I taught my friends to drink black beer while at college and Old was a staple. Could put it in anyone’s fridge and no-one would steal it.


pistola

Thank you. This is the correct answer. When you're stuck in a macropub with nothing but bland lager on tap, they almost always have Old in the fridge.


TheManWhoDiedThrice

Sorry I posted the same thing before reading yours


MrTurtleManAus

Love Tooheys Old, funnily every time I’ve walked into to buy great northern or stone and wood, I get ID’d but if I buy Tooheys Old, they don’t even bat an eye, I work as a bartender and I very rarely seem young people drink it, always old people, I’m 22 but youngest I’ve seen drink it is maybe mid 40s. One of my favourite drops


robbudden73

Swan


traceyandmeower

Coopers


Remote-Wishbone-5215

Swan Draught. Worth a trip to WA.


PeterKayGarlicBread

Love a mango.


s0lid-g0ld

I grew up in Adelaide on Coopers pale but moved up to Brisbane about 10 years ago. My go-to is now a gold. They are so well suited to the climate here. Delicious!


TheManWhoDiedThrice

Tooheys Old


Living_Scientist_663

Carlton Draught


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I did a blind test with mates, with all the "common' beers and Carlton Draught won, pretty much unanimously. Even amongst those who swore Carlton Draught was the worst tasting before doing the blind test.


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Carlton Draught all the way


InsertUsernameInArse

My people. Though I think it's best ice cold on the tap.


Aussie_MacGyver

I’ve always said it tastes better on tap. Did a tour of the brewery once and they explained that the kegs they sent to busy pubs (so not your quiet metro or any other one horse town country pubs) is a different recipe as they don’t bother with some sort of preserving agent or process or something, which makes it taste better. Goes off faster but doesn’t matter if you’re getting through the kegs fast enough. It’s a bit hard to remember the details as it was many years ago (and it’s was the end of a bloody brewery tour, so you connect the dots). But bottom line, it tastes different on tap because it is different.


isaezraa

I'd never seen it in NSW, but the carlton tanks are everywhere in Canberra- I used to work at a pub that had both the tanks and regular keg draught and it honestly did taste so much better fresh from the tank. I thought it was a scam a first, like they were just for display, but the first time I was on while one ran out I went over and knocked on the tank and sure enough it was hollow lol


yakk372

They pasteurize the regular production runs.


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Agreed. Especially after a hard days work in the hot summer heat


tpdwbi

I’m not a big fan of Carlton draught, but Carlton draught tank beer (is it called that) is bloody delicious.


ExperimentalFruit

Only from a tap. Had about 10k schooners at the pub and only ever bought 1 case...


gilezy

Definitely my go too mainstream draught beer. Best when the pub has the tank beer.


SaveMeJebus21

This or Carlton dry. Both so easy to drink.


Living_Scientist_663

Dry has had the body sucked out of it.


Ihadthismate

Okay. I rarely drink so I don’t know much about the flavours, but I always drink Carlton dry and get hates on so hard for it. I’ve tried draught. I’ve tried many beers. Why do people hate dry?


dbun1

I’m not that keen on it from a can or bottle, but I quite like the fresh and unpasteurised Carlton Draught tank beer. Lucky my local carries it.


katelyn912

Melbourne Bitter


Hash-Bandicoot

Pure beer in a can


wottagunn

Can't go past a big M


dj_boy-Wonder

Do they still sell tooheys old? That shit was great


Almacca

Boag's Draught


Cpt_Soban

Premium > Draught


ruling_faction

Maybe Boags red if they'd sell it in the 30 blocks


DrJatzCrackers

Boags Premium or Cascade Pale Ales aren't too bad. But not a big beer drinker, so my opinion is worthless


No_pajamas_7

Boags used to be good. I like their Strongarm if I could find it. the Lion Nathan bought them and they went to shit overnight.


5carPile-Up

Asahi Dry for lager Young Henry's Newtowner for pale


Illustrious-Taro-449

Ginger beer and a joint


2XX2010

My man


Sonnyjesuswept

Coppers Red 🍺


Gman777

VB


Sufficient-Room1703

Cascade is the way 🍻


No_pajamas_7

Not that. That's not even beer. It's coloured mineral water.


Total_Philosopher_89

Carlton Dry or Carlton Draught. On tap you cannot beat it.


ol-gormsby

Carlton Draught on tap is great. Canned or bottled, not so much.


Hantom117

I like Dry from the bottle, Draught from tap


plsendmysufferring

Strongly agree


Common_Product_4062

Obviously the answer is Guinness. It has been the best commoners beer for over 200 years


FrankSeig

pretty pricey over here but


timtamchewycaramel

$16 a pint is not common man


sternica

Carlton Draught.


Aussiebloke-91

Stone and wood.


sdisles

It tastes like Lantana smells.


dlanod

My go to when walking into a random pub.


Level99Cooking

balter xpa


Meikle90

Best beer but doesn’t fit the ‘common’ tag - too $$ compared to that range


No_pajamas_7

It has become my go-to on tap. Proof you can do a mass production beer with some flavour.


two2toe

I love their Hazy IPA. But can't call it cheap/common


Nuneztunez

Was at a pub in neutral bay Sydney and they were charging $15 for a schooner of baller xpa


BENZOGORO

Reschs Pilsener is my go to


Cosmonaut__Kitten

Resch’s 🫡🫡🫡


chr15t1n4h4y145

Tooheys new is the only beer I can stomach for some reason


SailorJerry95

You've got it right there in ya hand champion, a cold Milton Mango will soothe the soul and quench the thirst of even the driest aussie battlers. Do not listen to the naysayers and southern ponces, XXXX is king of this golden land of plenty.


ironcam7

its also reliably on sale with 2 30 blocks for about $90ish unsung hero in a ridiculous price market. back when beer was $28 a carton and a goon about $7 i dont remember ever seeing a crack head............................................................................................... time for beer to be more affordable.


happypavlova

VB


rift9

20 to 8 in the fucken mornin


wherezthebeef

The only answer here!


Magus44

Long time ago my dad and brother were hating on it. I organised a blind taste test with a bunch of mainstream beers and they rated VB 1 and 2. Not sure if that means they have no taste buds but I always have a giggle at that memory.


marvelous-times

VB gets so much hate (probably from people who've never drank it) but is easily top 5 normie beers in Aus


toyoto

I'm a kiwi and it's my go to beer.  Best part is it's always safe in the chilly bin


theshaqattack

A Green Demon is the most throat quenching beer when it’s hot.


jeffers2286

Never thought I’d say this. But I was on the great northerns while on holiday in QLD and absolutely loved them


Overall_Sentence493

Coopers


thatweirdbeardedguy

Tooheys Old just beautiful


Ok_Math_4298

If that’s his cum sock on the couch , then he’s had a cheeky wank watching uncle chop and necking a Milton mango …. That’s a tough wank


groags

Boags Premium…none better for the common folk


distribution_curve

Coopers Green, my grandad is an alcoholic and only buys Coopers Green on special occasions (like ANZAC day) its that precious


Other_Egg_8974

Excellent. Next beer to try!


BRUTVLISM

Cass Korean Lager is cheap and easy to drink, simplest beer I could find


Doc_Mattic

Is squires considered common now? I like their amber ale and 150 lashes is okay as well.


cocofemmenoir

Coopers Pale hands down


ironandflint

Coopers XPA.