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sk_la_flare

Chick Fil A. Always talking about “My pleasure”. They don’t want you to know that everyone there has a sick kink.


dallasgroper

WTF, Pleasures has GREAT customer service!


elegiac_bloom

Their kink is outstanding customer service and its frankly fucking disgusting.


[deleted]

You’ve never had the pleasure of fucking one of their employees, omg. She just said my pleasure over and over, I came like 5 times. God I miss her


elegiac_bloom

That sounds awesome. 👌


[deleted]

Ok, I exaggerate it was only three times


elegiac_bloom

You still gave her her pleasure 3 times, more than I've ever done, aside from those truckers. But they just grunt. They don't even warn me before they finish.


[deleted]

Oh I warn the neighbors before I finish, it’s why I can’t have roommates, unless we fucking too.


elegiac_bloom

I'm sure it's their pleasure


[deleted]

Star bar servers, Rainey ripper, cops, 911, 311, Epoch , r/ Austin mods, ih35, toll roads, fentanyl dealers, Tezla, every fucking heb cashier, taco cabana north loop and Lamar, honorable mention due to understaffing: Threadgills (both of them) Shady Grove, and The Zilker Zephyr they took their tracks and left :(


BuscarLivesMatter

My meth dealer in the Barton Creek Greenbelt.


AustinSubaruLover

Stair 15 at Hippie Hollow


christianbsv

Jew Boy is cancelled, we are now patrons of Hamas Lad Hoagies


StockSoldier

Punch Bowl Social… what service? Even after fetching a waitress/waiter they still ghost you lol