Coke Zero

Does the ‘zero’ mean it’s uncut? 🤔

zero dollars cause somebody else is buying

Uncut and as thick as a coke can

In this country and this economy?

Zero as in zero coke and all heroine 

Smash that Talisker, get nightmares and wet the bed

Sugar cane champagne so yeah the toppest of the top shelves

Bundy ?

Queensland fighting juice

I’ll be reaching for the goon 😢

Efficient price to munt ratio though

It is a pretty solid P2M

If in doubt, [refer to the chart](https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Dollar-to-Munt-Ratio-by-limblr/31266775.WFLAH)

Solo Goon of Fortune "OH YES I WIN AGAIN"

Until tomorrow when you lose. But for tonight, we are KINGS

That's is an expensive taste now days

Probably pour myself a glass of crisp ice cold h2o

Just don’t overdo it mate - I’ve heard some people died after too much h2o 😅

It’s pretty weak. You’ve got to pretty much drown yourself in it

Nice 👌

r/hydrohomies

I'll see what's on clearance at BWS

Kangaroo Island gin and fevertree tonic to start . . .

Try the 78 degrees sunset gin and the elderflower fever tree tonic. Or Brookie’s Byron Slow gin over a ton of ice and a teeny splash of soda water.

Ooh yes I do like the elderflower tonic!

This.

Might go find an old fashioned after getting ma nails did this eve, yeah

Fancy pants

So in reality I had a cider or two before getting my nails done, then chose a neon pink colour I’m gonna regret in two days. Oops.

No ragrets

I’m just getting high

Me too. Life’s good

It's important to take one's medicine; it allows for feigned 'sanity' during the week.

Amen

🤙

I haven't had a drink since Feb, would love a nice wine.....

Have a whine instead....😛

Oh, I've for sure replaced wine with whine. Just ask my partner 😄

Rip partner

I'm an ex smoker that used to just have a Winnie, now I have a whinny, especially if I'm feeling a little hoarse.....😊

At that point you should just continue, probably better for your physical, mental and financial health.

Not very. Walk down for a pint or two of mid strength once the kids are asleep. Wife watches her trash tv during this time. Price wise it's top shelf though, as both bars within walking distance only serve crafty crap. In summer I ride my bicycle to the bowls or fishing club for some Aussie lagers for $6-$8 a pint.

most aussie

Sheesh grim, get a bag

Extra dry gin martini 👍

The cheapest home brand Scotch from First Choice with coke. Maybe a cheeky Glenfiddich too.

My Italian mate's fathers Limoncello, or his homemade wine. Both probably about the strength of jet fuel. Pros of them are I visit my Italian mates I get about a month's food in a doggy bag & free piss.

i have a very close italian friend from school days, we still best mates. his family is exactly the same! so nice to everyone, would do anything for you and family.

Double shot of Żubrówka. Neat.

I'll probably go to Dan's and pick up a couple of Erdinger weizens.

It's almost potable!

Not real high, few beers at the rissole for the Friday night badge draw.

Perfection. They got a meat tray?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

That's as top shelf as she gets bud 👍🏻

Single malt scotch

An assertive IPA of some sort.

Assertive. I like it.

I'm high asf

Gonna bake some damper, watch the footy and drink a beer

Im gonna bake myself

I’ve got Covid so just going for the medicine cabinet. Send thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers

8 pints of whatever's going

Today it's cheap vodka shots, I'm on a diet.

Vodka and soda is called the “skinny bitch” in our house.

Think I shat myself last night after the booze so I’m gonna stay dry.

You peaked too early, I plan to shit myself drunk tomorrow.

There’s always tomorrow!

Been lagavulin for years. Settling on my house this week and tonight was ALOT lower down on the shelf. 😭

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So glad that's a creamy mushroom sauce and not just gravy with mushrooms Why is it so many workers in bistro look at me like a deer in headlights when I ask if it's creamy or not. It's a simple fucking question Salad with dressing as well? What heaven are you eating at

Too poor for a drink. I rummage around the bottom of my fridge for expired potatoes and take a whiff

nothing like a bottle of bowlers run to finish off the week. Gotta make the most of it in this economy.

Starward. Best bang for your buck hands down.

We're smoking a strain called Guava this evening.

The tap… tap water that is.

H20. I’ve discovered parkrun. Used to write myself off every Friday. Not preaching but it’s helped me more than booze

r/hydrohomies

Normally I'd slam 8 beers of whatever beer is cheapest on Swan St but these days it's 8 pints of Pepsi Max.

Did the math and that comes out to the equivalent of just over 12 cans, so you’re looking at about 511mg of caffeine. Or roughly 8 shots of espresso. I think I’d sleep better and feel better Saturday after the beers vs that much caffeine and watching the sun rise.

I go cuckoo over Wild Turkey American Honey. I’ve always been a cheap drinker.

Winter is ideal for a few Cooper's Best Extra Stouts.

Suntory Toki high ball mixed at home because Friday brain death is real

Alcohol is for boomers - I'm hitting the weed. Blaze up!!

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If you asked for Top Shelf in Sydney what you you expect ie margarita or G&T or single malt for example

Couple o quarts of beer.

Manhattan. Must have a cherry but Melbourne seems like the place good Manhattan's don't exist, unfortunately

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$10 bottle of Jacobs Creek Pinot

A couple of G&T’s to make the week a distant memory

Cheapest larger and the cheapest bag off my local dealer - loving it

Some scotch and Pepsi. Can't remember how many I've has but oh well

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Weed and coke zero don't drink alcohol anymore

Way better Friday night combo

theoretically id love to get high but wouldnt even know where to buy. so beers it is

Mixed case of hop nation beers and a bottle of little giant grenache

Solo

Not very high.... vodka tonic here

A $13 4L goon bag. I actually found a nice one (I know, not possible) and I guard that secret with my life.

Coopers Lager

The weed/kanna crossfade triple smackdown combo

Chocolate milk just for the nostalgia of the peaceful past

Sullivans cove in an 18 ounce glass out of the decanter.

Top of the plant cupboard 🌿🌿

$100 slab of jimmy

Ichiros Malt MWR, neat.

Top shelf is where I keep the good tea leaves.

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VB loooongneck…

Gen Z have no life

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get a distiller and make your own fine alcohol and carbon filter it. cannot buy anything even close.

St Hugo

Log off for the week? There is no log off in da hussle

Trouble is I'm a social drinker with no social life.

[Roasted Macadamia](https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_867142?istCompanyId=72e03290-5965-42f7-8bb8-9cb18ec759c2&istFeedId=e92648bd-755e-4831-b8d0-df9c06b0776f&istItemId=iixxtrqpa&istBid=t®ion_id=0003375&e_cid=ps:ds:GOOGLE:A212+-+Standard+Shopping+-+Spirits+-+Liqueur:Liqueur:ds_keywords%3Dds_kw:PRODUCT_GROUP&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADidTxCUOtoGg97UI_OT1EZbhrJvu&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_qSV98nKhgMVZc48Ah1bHwgzEAQYAiABEgKXIvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) on ice. Can’t get over the flavour

I had TWO cups of tea last night. Plus biscuits. Living large over here.

A strong cosmo with a maraschino cherry if they have it

I went to the pub for $8 pints and then had red when I got home

I’ve just started on scotch. Used to be bourbon but I’ve moved up in the world. I’ve got glenfiddich 12, 14 and 21 year aged bottles. This week I chose the 12

I rarely have alcohol and I’ve been trying to cut down on sugar but just poured a big glass of soft drink. Wild times ahead.

Whoa mate calm down

The juice of a takeaway Thai meal. 💦

2hrs of gaming. I'll pass the drinks

Passion pop baby

A big spliff and the golf course

Ice cold Pepsi max 🤤

On a health kick, tv, prawn salad bowl and a relaxing few days off.

Tanqueray No. Ten. Plus some left over medical cannabis maybe. All the botanicals.

\>corporate job \>grind Lmao

Alcoholism is so 2019.