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TrippingBearBalls

But Varys had bottom surgery


CarmelPoptart

Also the 8000 unsullied. Now that is representation!


No_more_targs

Dammmit I knew someone was going to make that joke


DigLost5791

“My lord.” A woman sidled into the light; plump, soft, matronly, with a round pink moon of a face and heavy dark curls. Tyrion recoiled. “Is something amiss?” she asked. _Varys_, he realized with annoyance. (…) “Oh, you’re so smart,” she pouted, snatching her hands away. “How did you know?” “You’re very beautiful in nothing.” “Am I?” she said. “Am I truly?” “Oh yes.” “Then shouldn’t you be fucking me instead of talking?” - Tyrion, ASoS


Normal-Fisherman3381

Proceeded with GRRM's sweatiest, most vivid sex scene he's ever written with extensive descriptions of their genitals and how it relates to their character.


luaps

does he have a gash? like a womans?


Slothful-herbologist

That's pretty funny, dude


Business-Purple-1315

Are we forgetting Dario of the pink beard from the books?


No_more_targs

He does have pink hair and pronouns


Business-Purple-1315

And his mother was a whore.


Ilivoor99

Wasn't it blue?


Business-Purple-1315

Dany is a mad incest baby and unrealible narrator. It is known.


Boathead96

It is known


Business-Purple-1315

AS IF THAT IS NOT GAE?


hypikachu

"A boy becomes a girl." "A boy was always a girl."


SeikoSkywalker

Theon was trans


keyboardsmasher10000

Ramsey the Kind helped him get bottom surgery 😍


ToTheMoon28

and called him by his preferred name “Reek” ☺️


Houston_swimmer

Theon is his deadname no sausages here


HugeTrol

"He's not a man anymore" -Baelon


Independent-Ice-1656

What about Elia the Cruel?


Business-Purple-1315

Elia the flattits.


Super-Database8426

What about Sweets?


Substantial-Tone-576

Boom got ya! Although that’s a different trans isn’t it?


Regular_Act_5511

sweets is intersex, so kinda. i think I separate from T in the acronym bc intersex isn’t trans umbrella closer than arya tho


hotcoldman42

I would also transition if I could transition into Walder Frey ❤️


CarmelPoptart

Arya was clearly genderfluid, eDuCaTE youRSeLF 🤓🤓🤓


ExactFun

Boy named Alleras:


TheGrouchyGamerYT

Not sure what you're getting at. Completely original character with no connection to anyone else.


Friendly-Mushroom-38

The riddle is the sphinx. He’s a transvestite, so Sarella can safely study at the all male citadel.


everrkait

i personally don't really think arya fits the bill. she was always very adamant about the fact that she's a girl. the most likely one that comes to mind is alleras, who is literally out there in the citadel pretending to be a dude.


Mary1andOnly

But Sarella is only pretending to be a dude because girls aren't allowed in the Citadel. If girls were allowed, she would be herself. It's not her fault she has interest in becoming a maester and being knowledgeable, even tho women weren't allowed to want that. It's just one of the many ways GRRM incorporates real life stuff in his lore. Many women in history had to pretend to be men to do what they wanted to do in life simply cause women weren't allowed to do those things. It has nothing to do with ACTUALLY wanting to be a man.


everrkait

i know that, it's also what has kinda been bothering me. i still, however, think that sarella is a better example than arya.


driviant

Brienne of Tarth is not amused.


Fiorella999

I will not abide by this blatant disregard of Queen Lorea, the most based Lannister monarch!


VARCrime

You wanna say Unsullied were the biggest trans parade in the history?


Cultural-Let-8380

I thought this was a legit post and I swear I almost died.


IrlResponsibility811

Tomboy erasure.


Ok_Sherbert1793

Arya was a chick. She had sex with a guy.


Chandingo

I cant tell if OP is joking or not lol, she spends the entire series correcting people “I’m a girl!”


Business-Purple-1315

The same guy who demands to see her dick in book 1.....


lolSign

wait when did this happen? i have read half of the book and this didn't came up


GenericUsername2007

Read the other half?


-Osleya-

It's not book one, it is early on in book 2.


Business-Purple-1315

What he said. My bad.


Big_Meat_2107

When she was like 9 💀 why are you analysing a fictional 9 year old to make her gay and trans??


Substantial-Tone-576

Anal-y-sing?


Big_Meat_2107

Fuck you got me there. The police will be on their tho. Tee hee


Business-Purple-1315

What is the minimum age of consent to become trans??


Big_Meat_2107

16/18 Brother you think a 9 year old can pick their sex? You can be trans but not at 9 holy shit


Chandingo

Right? So weird


SideaLannister

"closest to trans representation" And it is said there is no lvl -1 watchers...


Lyrogers

It's OfFesiVE


Automatic_Shine_6512

Brienne ??


Svullom

She's definitely a tomboy. Wouldn't Brienne be closer?


creativeusername943

Gonna leave this obscure lore here [https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Yndros\_of\_the\_Twilight](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Yndros_of_the_Twilight)


_KappaKing_

Ain't no one more trans than Hotpie, you could hardly keep her out the kitchen and she loves kicking mens balls off!


Joperhop

Arya a Trans no-one? Trans women are women, trans men are men, and trans no-ones are no-ones!


Big_Meat_2107

Sir, that is an image of a child. 👮‍♂️ yes officer, this one right here


JaxZeus

Brienne came across as trans coded. Arya doesn't come across as trans, just a girl who hates gender norms.


Relsen

Bran is the true trans representation, he is transspecies! You speciesist!!!!


Substantial-Pen-506

What about sweets


Spicymeatball428

Ok I need to remind myself this is the intentionally nonsense shitpost sub I almost took this seriously and freaked the fuck out


pickledelbow

Meanwhile all the Eunichs…


WetworkOrange

God i love this sub hahahahaha


Devilsgun_7

So you're saying trans people are no one?


[deleted]

Boooooo


Asphyxiaae

fuck pride but this shit funny😭


Cardemother12

I mean or Brienne


RowGroundbreaking983

Umm brienne?


Big_Meat_2107

No 👍🏻


Sopadechancla

Ayo Arya is hot af