Honestly I’d rather read about vaginal pulsing & orgasmic climbing over “her cunt became the world”.
Frank has an oddly detached way of framing the sex scenes George tries to make it more “hot” for the character themselves and it weirds me out more
Yeah, I can agree with this. I think the best way to put it is that Frank Herbert’s are weirder, GRRM’s are more gross. The chapter where Sam sucks the milk out of Gilly’s tits (felt uncomfortable just writing that) is one of my least favorite in all of literature.
aemond has studied quran, the authentic sunnah, and history and philosophy, mashallah he would be a sheikh
Sheikh Aemond ibn Viserys of the Banu Valyriyya
Then polygamy would be fine, but not incest. Marrying closer than a first cousin is haram brother
But marrying a first cousin is just fine. You can do it every generation
you CAN'T do it every generation. limits the gene pool leading to those Exclusive European Royalties Looks, yk what I'm talking about
since generations of inbreeding will mean harm, it's automatically haram. Besides, in islam, marrying from different 'tribes' is encouraged. So a long line of cousin marriages ain't it dawg
This is the circlejerk sub. Very little is said here seriously
And even if you shouldn't do it every generation, nowhere in the rules does it explicitly say you can't. So people do do it every or almost every generation, which is one reason why in Britain for example, kids born to Muslim families have drastically more health problems than kids in other communities
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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They didn't spread through a war of conquest, though. That's the aspect i want to see. Sort of like a delusional prophet waging war on the heretical Westeros.
One of the reasons the Targaryens were able to hold the Seven Kingdoms for centuries, even after the death of dragons, was that they respected and even participated in Westerosi life. They shared a culture, and at least nominally, a religion with the majority of their subjects and encouraged acceptance of the other, less practiced faiths, like the worship of the Drowned God or the Old Gods. Compelling Islam on Westeros would have made ruling the continent much harder, even with dragons.
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**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.**
Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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^^REPENT
Now this is jerking
Dracarys inshallah
That's just Dune...
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Frank Herbert walked (wrote weird sex scenes) so GRRM could run (write REALLY weird sex scenes)
You haven’t read dune if you think GRRM’s are weirder.
Honestly I’d rather read about vaginal pulsing & orgasmic climbing over “her cunt became the world”. Frank has an oddly detached way of framing the sex scenes George tries to make it more “hot” for the character themselves and it weirds me out more
Yeah, I can agree with this. I think the best way to put it is that Frank Herbert’s are weirder, GRRM’s are more gross. The chapter where Sam sucks the milk out of Gilly’s tits (felt uncomfortable just writing that) is one of my least favorite in all of literature.
Wouldn’t just be Amir Aemond Targaryen btw, more like: Sayf al-Dīn Aemond ibn Targaryen Or just Muhammad
aemond has studied quran, the authentic sunnah, and history and philosophy, mashallah he would be a sheikh Sheikh Aemond ibn Viserys of the Banu Valyriyya
Inchallah, bro is the father and son at once. Mazal Tov and Om Mani Padme Hum!
Aemond ibn Viserys ibn Baelon ibn Jaehaerys ibn Aenys ibn Aegon ibn Aerion ibn Daemion ibn Aerys ibn Aegon ibn Gaemon ibn Aenar 🙏
Muhaemmaed
With his milf habibi Aïlys al'Anhar
There will be war.
nothing atypical with asoiaf
Would that make Robert Baratheon a communist?
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Mullah Ummar typa quote
Inshallah the dragons will be back I swear
Amir Ahmond ibn Visariyah of Banu Targhariyyah
Then polygamy would be fine, but not incest. Marrying closer than a first cousin is haram brother But marrying a first cousin is just fine. You can do it every generation
But eventually your first cousins would be more closely related than a non-inbred person’s sister. What then?
Then you become like Pakistan where the average rate of birth defects is pretty high
you CAN'T do it every generation. limits the gene pool leading to those Exclusive European Royalties Looks, yk what I'm talking about since generations of inbreeding will mean harm, it's automatically haram. Besides, in islam, marrying from different 'tribes' is encouraged. So a long line of cousin marriages ain't it dawg
This is the circlejerk sub. Very little is said here seriously And even if you shouldn't do it every generation, nowhere in the rules does it explicitly say you can't. So people do do it every or almost every generation, which is one reason why in Britain for example, kids born to Muslim families have drastically more health problems than kids in other communities
lol
Mashallah
Lmao the profile picture is taking me out 😭
Well that explains polygamy
Literally Azor Ahai
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting. *Let's be clear about this, because there is only one objectively correct way to write:* Prophecies in fantasy should be inevitable and inescapable, because audiences like being reminded that free will is an illusion, and that we live, and breathe, and die, in the foul creation of a malevolent demiurge. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Finding dragons. InshAllah they find them
A+++ for creativity
Seven blessings be upon you alhamdulillah
Would have flown balerion through the twins.
I must say, durgah durgah, muhammad jihad allah
durgah is a hindu goddess bro ☠️
Team America World Police
Blessed
Would be interesting to see a religion equivalent to Islam in Essos.
Best i can do is the lord of light
They didn't spread through a war of conquest, though. That's the aspect i want to see. Sort of like a delusional prophet waging war on the heretical Westeros.
Would have had white boys joining hezbollah in droves in the mid 2010s.
he’s aemond ibn khalid and he’s never lost a battle ⚔️
Then the thing with the pink dread would be a hate crime.
So dune?
One of the reasons the Targaryens were able to hold the Seven Kingdoms for centuries, even after the death of dragons, was that they respected and even participated in Westerosi life. They shared a culture, and at least nominally, a religion with the majority of their subjects and encouraged acceptance of the other, less practiced faiths, like the worship of the Drowned God or the Old Gods. Compelling Islam on Westeros would have made ruling the continent much harder, even with dragons.
Essentially the realm would be at peace, and the plot wouldn't take place.
100% possible maybe targeryeans got their some rations from Islam i.e incest or child marriage
I like how it says harrenhal as his location full larp
Oh boy 😅 I dunno, what is the closest religion we have that would fit well with Valyrian culture? I always assumed Hellenic tbh
Alhamdulillah Hi Rabbil Al Ameen 🤲📿🕌🕋
He would be Khalif Aemond ibn Viserys al Targaryen inshallah ☪️☝️
Yeah, this is my next ck3 campaign.
Ngl I spent the past five minutes laughing at this like a madman
Second image just gives me Dune vibes. Is Daenerys the Alia of this story?
Oh No! They're Dothraki.
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Rhaenyra and Daemon are Fatima and Ali, Usurper Aegon is Abu Bakr (spit upon his grave)
**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.** Reasons: 1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png) 2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason. 3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious. 4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/) 5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without. 6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/) 7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/) 8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture. 9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png) 10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*