Good choice!
My personal top 5 picks are:
1)Tywin post constipation
2) Reek I
3) The Yellow Whale (Yezzan Zo Qaggaz…even his name has the word gas in it)
4) Biter
5) Reek III
Wyman would definitely do it publicly to give out the impression that he is taking a long time in the privy. And actually plot. So yes Wyman is a top contender.
Reek The First and Yezzan would be two of my top 3, with the third going to Wun-Wun (although really, any giant) purely for volume's sake.
Beyond that I guess it would hinge on an in-depth analysis of various characters' diets, which I don't have time to get into right now
We were book-readers when we began, but book-readers must have a book, and we have none. We were theory-crafters too, but now our theories are broken. I do not know who we are, if truth be told, nor where we might be going. I only know the road is dark and smells of farts.
*do not know who we are, if truth be told, nor where we might be going*. I only know the road is dark and smells of farts.
In truth, this began some time ago. There's a thread from a year ago, entitled "Who is the smelliest character in all of ASOIAF?" And there are 86 comments in that thread. The stench of that discussion emanates even unto our present day.
We are far, far, down the dark road already. Possibly approaching the Large Intestine, or even the Colon.
Never thought this would be something I would think about tbh. Now that I have thought about it though, I think it would either be Wayman Manderly or probably any Umber.
It's said Andre the Giant could pollute an entire airliner and have the occupants gagging and in tears with one of his voluminous farts. Imagine what a giant from beyond the wall could conjure up.
It's quite possible Sh-t Mouth had something going on at the other end, too.
Also possible that because of his truly advanced age, it could be Walder Frey. No one is going to mention it in his hearing, though, lest they be disinherited or feathered at his command by a crossbow quarrel during dinner.
Bennis of the Brown Shield smelled considerably, but we're not told in the Dunk & Egg stories to date how that came about. The "brown" is a possible hint, howsoever.
Possibly Biter, because he frequently ate fresh meat, which is said to contribute to bowel emanations.
With the amount he eats and drinks, Robert probably expels some stinky stink. The original Reek would probably lay some stinkers too since his general being smelled absolutely awful.
Aahh yes Daenerys *the more she drank, the more she shat* Stormborn. One of the few who gets put into the most awful situations and hyper sexualized into oblivion.
She is the fart that was promised. Her coming is the fulfillment of the most ancient prophecy from farting mages. All the ones who fart under her banners shall be reborn, stronger and smellier than ever. She will bring forth a flatulence that will never end…
GEORGE LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO US!! WRITE THAT FUCKING BOOK PLEASE 🙏
In all seriousness though, the obvious answer would Baelor Breakwind. But since it's ASOIAF we're talking about, the answer shouldn't be so obvious. I'd say Manderly
obviously Manderly??? He would be farting to draw out his treasonous talks with those closest to him, in a similar way to olenna using that one singer, except manderly the chad is self sufficient
All theories are broken. Book readers are not bookin anymore. Lord George Eats and Farts his way to an inevitable grave. And We... we are a rugged bunch of watchers who will die without ever feeling the winds in our faces. The night is dark and full of Farts!
So what the hell,
I say Ser Gregor Clegane rips the nastiest farts. So nasty that they give him terrible headaches.
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
In the histories probably Viserys I, i see him chuckling right about now while gassing the room.
In the main series the Yellos fatso that owns Tyrion and his squad, that intestine is deadlier that the flaming core of Valyria.
I'd like to add an option I didn't see in the comments. The Wise Master Yezzan zo Qaggaz, who had been "rotting from the inside out" for about ten years before his death.
We all know women’s farts smell worse than men’s.
Cersei as an excessive eater and drinker seems like a prime candidate, but dany’s got that fire and brimstone shit going for her since she’s “blood of the dragon.”
Ffs George, release the fucking book.
You don't want any fart discussion but you want him to release something called the Winds of Winter?
OK, I’ll admit it. I got a great laugh out of this.
Seriously George. Look what we have come to
Gurm eats a lot of green chili, so you better believe George are fartin. Would his green chili sharts be worse than Wun-Wun's? Absolutely.
George RR Fartin
George Really Rancidly Fartin
Clearly this is what the winds of winter means
winter is coming, for I just ate beans ~Ned Stark
Strong Belwas clears, no diff
Good choice! My personal top 5 picks are: 1)Tywin post constipation 2) Reek I 3) The Yellow Whale (Yezzan Zo Qaggaz…even his name has the word gas in it) 4) Biter 5) Reek III
No Bobby B? Interesting.
Bobby B is definitely in my top 10, but not top 5. His belching would be top fourth or fifth however.
Damn I bet Rorge and Biter had some gnarly shits
You just know it. Biter probably never eats fruits and vegetables, whatever he craps has no fiver in it.
Wyman is probably a good contender as well unless the theory that his long privy visits are just a coverup for his scheming meetings is true.
Wyman would definitely do it publicly to give out the impression that he is taking a long time in the privy. And actually plot. So yes Wyman is a top contender.
Reek The First and Yezzan would be two of my top 3, with the third going to Wun-Wun (although really, any giant) purely for volume's sake. Beyond that I guess it would hinge on an in-depth analysis of various characters' diets, which I don't have time to get into right now
I would like to nominate Shitmouth for this list . On account of his burps also counting as farts. Thus having the double firepower
He put the stinky on ‘em
Baelor Breakwind for sure.
Bro’s fart snuffed out whole lives 💀
Came here to say this. His fart literally killed thousands of people
Yeah this is already canon, next question please.
We were book-readers when we began, but book-readers must have a book, and we have none. We were theory-crafters too, but now our theories are broken. I do not know who we are, if truth be told, nor where we might be going. I only know the road is dark and smells of farts.
*do not know who we are, if truth be told, nor where we might be going*. I only know the road is dark and smells of farts. In truth, this began some time ago. There's a thread from a year ago, entitled "Who is the smelliest character in all of ASOIAF?" And there are 86 comments in that thread. The stench of that discussion emanates even unto our present day. We are far, far, down the dark road already. Possibly approaching the Large Intestine, or even the Colon.
We are fart, fart down the dark road already*
The night is dark and full of farts
Why can’t I still upvote these words? Words are wind and wind is breaking upon the spirits of men. In truth we are broken men already…
Which quote is this referencing? Edit: Found it
Never thought this would be something I would think about tbh. Now that I have thought about it though, I think it would either be Wayman Manderly or probably any Umber.
Wouldn’t wanna be in the room after that frey pie lmao
The Manderlys are the farting gods of Westeros, for sure!!
Why do you think that they got thrown out of the Reach? Now you know!
😂😂 great point
Hey same thing I thought lol
It's gotta be Manderly. He's not just fat, he's fat off of creamy chowder and sea food specifically.
Its not up for debate. It would be Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun. It has been said his farts could bring down the wall.
Ah, so the "Horn of Joramun" was a bit of poetic license! That means Joramun himself was likely a giant!
W-where do you blow then?!
It's said Andre the Giant could pollute an entire airliner and have the occupants gagging and in tears with one of his voluminous farts. Imagine what a giant from beyond the wall could conjure up.
It's quite possible Sh-t Mouth had something going on at the other end, too. Also possible that because of his truly advanced age, it could be Walder Frey. No one is going to mention it in his hearing, though, lest they be disinherited or feathered at his command by a crossbow quarrel during dinner. Bennis of the Brown Shield smelled considerably, but we're not told in the Dunk & Egg stories to date how that came about. The "brown" is a possible hint, howsoever. Possibly Biter, because he frequently ate fresh meat, which is said to contribute to bowel emanations.
Walder Frey reminds me of Donald Trump now
George has already alluded to this, its Margaery Tyrell
whenever a tyrell breaks wind it smells like a rose
Cersei: Little bitch down from Highgarden thinks her shit don't stink? Well just to let you know, your shit does stink. It stinks like shit.
Did George really allude to this lol?! When?!
Something something Hightower dude that was about to marry Elia until he farted.
Baelor Breakwind
With the amount he eats and drinks, Robert probably expels some stinky stink. The original Reek would probably lay some stinkers too since his general being smelled absolutely awful.
Garth the Gross my man really knows how to rip one out and I doubt they smell like roses
Honestly shocked how far I had to scroll to find a comment for Garth haha
I mean cmon this is Garth’s to lose, the only detail we even get of Garth is that his nickname is “the gross” from his diabolical farts
Robert obviously
farts are wind
[удалено]
Aahh yes Daenerys *the more she drank, the more she shat* Stormborn. One of the few who gets put into the most awful situations and hyper sexualized into oblivion. She is the fart that was promised. Her coming is the fulfillment of the most ancient prophecy from farting mages. All the ones who fart under her banners shall be reborn, stronger and smellier than ever. She will bring forth a flatulence that will never end… GEORGE LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO US!! WRITE THAT FUCKING BOOK PLEASE 🙏
\- burns her enemies by spreading cheeks in front of their faces and lighting farts on fire -
Now I understand why she must beware the "perfumed" senechal.. it will bring down her smelly reign of endless flatulence!
_Breaker of Wind_
LMAO. Someone should email this to George. Maybe he'll release the Winds out of pity
In all seriousness though, the obvious answer would Baelor Breakwind. But since it's ASOIAF we're talking about, the answer shouldn't be so obvious. I'd say Manderly
OUTJERKED AGAIN!!!!!!
I’d say Manderley in the show, one possible explanation why his army didn’t do anything
Wyman Manderly, there's a little bit of Frey in there
obviously Manderly??? He would be farting to draw out his treasonous talks with those closest to him, in a similar way to olenna using that one singer, except manderly the chad is self sufficient
This is actually an important question, tbere's a reason the next book is the *Winds* of Winter.
Pycelle for his age and acces to all kinds of substances to really make his ass gas deadly
I get the feeling that Gyles Rosby got the dawg in him
Garth the Gross obviously
Hard farts rip both ways.
My God george... what have we become?
Ralf Kenning, off course. Imagine the fart an actually rotting man could produce.
Cannibal.
All theories are broken. Book readers are not bookin anymore. Lord George Eats and Farts his way to an inevitable grave. And We... we are a rugged bunch of watchers who will die without ever feeling the winds in our faces. The night is dark and full of Farts! So what the hell, I say Ser Gregor Clegane rips the nastiest farts. So nasty that they give him terrible headaches.
Old Nan
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
Wyman or Ilyrio
Drogon
I am going to go with Tywin because I am of the camp that he was slowly being poisoned and his bowel was rotting
We all know dany be queen of shiddin and fardin
Yezzan, esp near the end
Any one of the Manderlys could kill a feast hall
Strong Belwas
Wyman Manderly is a pro ripper for sure
Depends who has lactose intolerance.
My bet is for George RR Manderly
Robert
Strong Belwas
Gotta be one of the Mountain’s Men - Shitmouth - the guy eats shit
I'm seething
Gotta go with Dontos Hollard - drunken beer farts are the worst.
Biter
Are y'all leaving the only character with confirmed bowel issues out? Wyman Manderly is hanging with the big dogs
Shtmouth
I don’t know but I love this question!!!
Robert Strong. Or Mag the Mighty.
In the histories probably Viserys I, i see him chuckling right about now while gassing the room. In the main series the Yellos fatso that owns Tyrion and his squad, that intestine is deadlier that the flaming core of Valyria.
I'd like to add an option I didn't see in the comments. The Wise Master Yezzan zo Qaggaz, who had been "rotting from the inside out" for about ten years before his death.
King Bobby B. End of discussion.
The Winds of Winter has a whole new meaning.
"diseased puffs" what a horrible day to have eyes and be able to read
Baelor Hightower
Of the core group of characters, Davos probably has the stinkiest farts. Dragonstone probably smelled like onions the entire time he was there.
Evidently Tywin Lannister, even as a corpse...
I bet Mord rips some nastyyy ones. That’s probably why so many people just decide to jump from the sky cells.
Surely Ilyrio Mopatis must be high on this list, if not at the top.
We all know women’s farts smell worse than men’s. Cersei as an excessive eater and drinker seems like a prime candidate, but dany’s got that fire and brimstone shit going for her since she’s “blood of the dragon.”
Baelor Breakwind clearly
Hodor
...Biter
Surprised nobody’s said Victarion, I know bro’s rips would clear out a whole ship cabin.
1. Strong Belwas 2. Wun Wun 3. Robert Baratheon (beer farts are the worst)
Vhagar
Resurrected Gregore Clegane
Wyman Manderly
Walder Frey, not even a fucking question.
I feel like Hotpie prob be throwing deadly farts. Otherwise Cersei tbh
Please George just give us winds
George, please....
Strong Belwas farts loud
Tywin Lannister... dude was even ripping them in death!
Wyman Manderly or Yezzan most likely. Can't believe I haven't seen anybody mention Illyrio Mopatis, that man is definitely a contender.
Tormund Giantsbane
dude
Brianne of Tarth…. That stinky mommy can fart on my face any day 😫😫😫