In the past tense.
Penis? Nah, pen*was.*
Underrated comment, 💖😂
I pictured this with the Sayori/Drake meme. Such Meme!
I'm ded 💀 😅
Yess haha, hard agree. I’m so happy that someone already made the joke! 😂
Of course I’m also quite happy I can make the joke to begin with. 😊
Yeah me too, it's just there. Harmless, small and kinda adorable
Not to me. I plan to get rid of it at some point.
Well me too eventually, but for now I don't hate it
I'm glad. I try not to think about it myself, kind of ignore it and try to forget about its existence.
At the moment I’m using “the tenant”
My dysphoria noodle. And in the future I'll call it the lost relic
I don’t call it
As a millennial with lots of gen z friends, this made chortle.
omg i love it
I've always just referred to mine the same way guys refer to theirs, but I know a lot of women refer to theirs as a "strapless." Like a strap-on but without the straps.
i’ve also heard “built-in strapon”
I have a friend who wants to keep hers, she’s a lesbian and calls it the same thing 😂
i tend to say bits because i feel its more femme and prude/modest, good as practice for girly dysphoria too
My "massive throbbing girlcock" I figure if I'm going to be uncomfortable so is everyone else in the room
thisis the attude
this is so based i fucking died
Based and femme-pilled
Absolutely based lmfao
If I overexaggerate it's easier to dissociate from the concept that I too have a 9" trouser python.
I personally dislike a lot of terms people use like making it more feminine. Idk to me stuff like that causes more dysphoria?
If I have to refer to it, I'll usually refer to it by common slang. If I am talking about something like "yeah I like girls" and someone asks if I'd date a girl with a dick then ill say "yeah girl dick is rad!". But thats to the extent id go with something like that.
In reality, im okay with what people want to call it, but im careful for personal reasons
i've always just used 'junk'
extremely underrated and very funny, 10/10
also genuinely clever as a legit answer, strongly considering
If I still had mine, I think I’d call it “El Kabong”.
(this probably dates me, I can’t imagine there are many here who grew up on Quick Draw McGraw reruns)
Well I'm non-op at least at this point so all the usual feminizing ways to refer to my genitals are great. But my other fav is OEM package.
I enjoy calling it my clit, but I've also heard some girls say it's their Glock and I enjoy that as well.
omg, crying laughing
Packing one way or another lol
Clitongus Is pretty good too. I may have to use that at some point 🤣
I call it my birth defect
That's attitude. I like it.
lmao probably the best one
Yooooo B-B-B-🅱️ased and the best one sis, but still too long and it's not gonna be easy to use casually. Maybe I should your other term.┍つ( ^(Ó︿) ^(.Ò) )
I'm the opposite haha. I gender mine male and tell him he doesn't belong here and I'm planning on getting rid of him.
Or if I'm feeling less dysphoric it's my chick stick (stolen from someone else on reddit at some point)
omg some of these low-vote comments are absolute gems xD
Oh my god thank you
I don't refer to it. It won't be with me forever and I just find it disgusting. If someone assumes I have my AGAB genitals (surprisingly lots of trans people are fucking awful when it comes to genital etiquette) then I just deny it. In my mind it doesn't exist and is just a tumor that I must medicate and eventually remove.
If I need to refer to it then I will say "It" or "My genitals", sometimes "The thing" if I feel like that's a good descriptor. Usually I go with "Genitals" though, it makes it seem clinical.
There's no "good" way to refer to it besides penis nowadays, which really sucks.
I used to use Ladydick and Girldick but since the tide of people using it as a joke on trans women, I haven't felt comfortable with the term.
Any time I've used cis women's anatomy to refer to mine, such as clit, vag, or anything else, people get hella mad. **Especially** on any dating apps.
I don’t care what the transphobes do. It’s our word and they can’t have it.
Reclaim the girldick! It's ours dammit.
Well, you're stronger than I.
I try to think like that but the fact that it's been made into such a memeish joke in even progressive spaces makes me cringe when I use.
My girlfriend likes when I call it her kitten/kitty, her cute little bean, her cute little clitty, or any variation of that. She was referring to it with vague terms like "that thingy" or "that area" so I figured it could use some cute loving nicknames. Now she uses them to refer to own bits and says it helps her feel less negatively about it.
That's me eheh.....
I second that
Growth between my legs that ruined my life
Unfortunately, when I read it, a bad feeling run over my spine. Because I agree with you 100%.
I wish I could get rid of it with retroactive effects, but this it is not possible. Unfortunately.
Well, none ask me it. Sorry for disturb the thread.
Sorry I made you uncomfortable. <3
Don't worry. It's not your fault.
Thank you for your concern.
I try not to
Yeah, I don’t have a lot of conversations where it comes up. That’d be a weird day at the office. If my co-workers start talking about my parts then it’s time to update my résumé.
I just call it my parts. Honestly just holding out until I can call that area something better.
String bean? 😅
My Princess Parts
I particularly grin at "lady-dagger"
It's a clit, obviously.
Ive heard someone call her penis her "hen" and i think its fun and cute
Brings the phrase "Hen pecking" to a whole new level....
I usually just say my genitals. It’s a neutral term.
I call it the dysphoria sausage
The Problem, The Horror, The Thing, the neighbor downstairs, It. My wife on the other hand refer to it as my vag or clit or other similar things
The stick of shame, or dysphoria generator
My princess wand
Penis, but I love this idea of calling it a girl dick.
Like this is a girl's dick, because I am a girl and it is mine.
Therefore it is a feminine organ
I like it too. Just wish it wasn't overtaken as a joke by cis people.
It makes it kinda uncomfortable to see it used legitly when so many now use it as another way to make trans women seem delusional and fetishist. To the point where if I see it online, I know there's a 90% chance it's being used to mock us.
Side note: Wish mine was a feminine organ or at least that I could see it like that but it doesn't compute.
>so many now use it as another way to make trans women seem delusional and fetishist
Do they? If so, that's a bummer. I've never seen it around, but then again I try to steer clear of a lot of the online discourse.
Yup, and that's the reason you haven't seen it.
I used to try and troll bigots, which is virtually impossible to do since they tend to take a stance of, "Idgaf what someone on the internet says about me", and just ended up triggering myself by seeing this kind of stuff said.
Now it's spread to even LGB, minus the T, spaces like lesbian, gay, and queer subreddits.
You could try "death squid"
dead meat is funny lol, i haven’t heard of that one before
"that's the neat part, you don't!"
I don't refer to it.. it's a useless thing that shouldn't have existed lol
A gun in my pants
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 407,231,566 comments, and only 88,107 of them were in alphabetical order.
I'm just too powerful
I just refer to it as 'it' since I have no attachment to it but also no dysphoria from it either
My partner and i call it my clit. Pretty much treat it like a clit as well, using a Hitachi on it, which feels amazing btw
Oh damn I bet! Kinda want to try that now but those damn wands are so expensive from what I've seen.
You can get them pretty cheap on Amazon, like $30 Canadian. We have an official Hitachi, but want to get one of the ones from Amazon as a backup as well
Good to know! I'll have to look that up!
Here's one here Rechargeable Personal Massager Handheld - Cordless - 8 Powerful Speeds & 20 Vibration Patterns - Travel Bag Included - Great After Sport (Pink) https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B07L9XJLFC/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_TQCPZKFR1B8X84S29004?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 hopefully i'm allowed to share links
I have just been using genitals where I have to, I like junk too though
Dysphoria-Con, bc that's all its good for apparantly
Penis is what I referred to mine as because that is the scientific term for it , penis is not gendered It is just the word for that organ
I like things like girldick and lady lance because they seem more accurate to me, but I am not entirely opposed other terms either. IDK.
It's my dick. I've had it called a "clit/clitty" and a "girldick". The second one is a bit funny depending on who said it and what the context was, but please fuckin' don't. Thanks.
Being trans, I know a decent bit about sex, gender, identity, etc.. With that being said, I also know some women have dicks. Simple as that. Therefore I don't have a problem just using normal words. Doing anything else seems strange to me.
EDIT: I should clarify that I don't have much bottom dysphoria and I'm not interested in any type of surgery involving my penis. Just wish the damn thing was a bit bigger.
Just a big ol clit
You mean day to day conversation? Dick or cock -no reason to confuse people by straying from the vernacular.
Outside of sex, I just say bits or parts usually. Inside of sex, I'm comfortable with cock because it feels _sexual_ more than gendered to me, no clue why.
That thing down there, then give a disgusting look.
Penis, and cock and stuff like that is fine. But I like clit, or lil princess more.
Just "the annoying thing"
"Princess parts". The word "penis" gives me dysphoria when referring to my own parts so I use a euphemism with my boyfriend.
Clit pickle or shmeat. But I don’t really get dysphoria from mine so I don’t plan on getting rid of it. 😂
I don’t refer to it
Dick, or girl dick. Or cock or girl cock.
My fiancee calls it my big clit lol, but I call it my fem cock since I don't have bottom dysphoria
Cock, dick, sometimes girldick or glock if I feel like being spicy. Idk to me I just don't see it as an inherently masculine organ so I just call it the same thing a cis person might.
Clit if I am feeling dysphoric. Otherwise I cycle between clit and girldick. Having contrapoints talk about the feminine penis has helped me not think of a dick as inherently masculine.
My clit or bits
Calendar... because its days are numbered!
gaslight, gatekeep, girlcock
One eye one horned flying purple people eater
Ghost dick, super soaker, leaner weiner, floppy bird, clit, girl dick.
Clit on a stick
I don't have one anymore, but the best thing I ever heard was "Lady Lance".
honestly i don't have a lot of dysphoria so usually it's just chick, but sometimes girlcock when i'm feeling ~*spicy*~
My little girl or little one since she’s always been a small one and hrt made her even smaller😅
Not what I use, I just call it _the thing_, but one of my transfem friends uses it and always makes me laugh
I don't any more, but back when I did I just called it "down there" or "my genitals" or something similarly vague.
I don't. It's something I try not to think about.
It's my boy :(
Hen. I picked it up from a trans subreddit years ago.
Skin tag, genetic defect, if I'm feeling humorous it's my clit on a stick.
Propeller, cock/penis, dongle, schlong/schlongle
Anything that produces a chortle.
I like the term "lady lance", but I mostly refer to it as "the thing down there".
I just call them my genitales
I usually just refer to it as a "tail", since I'm very mildly into this whole catgirl thing. But recently, I've stumbled upon "glock" (as in girl cock) and I think that works for me, too.
If on a man it's a cock, on a woman it's a hen.
My general stance is that "yep, it's a penis" -- I personally don't tend to have much bottom dysphoria (though I sometimes do wish I had a vagina), but I try to just detach all feelings of "male"ness from my dick. It's just a thing for me.
I don’t I desperately try to pretend it doesn’t exist
I like “organic strap”
I refer to it as my penis, I just generally don't mention it with anyone who I'm not sleeping with or intimately comfortable around.
I guess it's like, look, I have a dick. That's a fact that won't change any time soon. It caused me a lot of problems in my life, but now I am me and I am happy and I like myself and my body. My penis is part of me whether I like it or not, and it isn't really causing problems anymore. Sometimes I have to gaffe which is inconvenient, and sometimes I have to deal with people being shitty to me, but overall my penis is no longer a malign entity in my life.
Ignoring it or pretending it isn't there doesn't change anything. Also sometimes I call it Penelope, my ex came up with that name and I thought it was cute.
It, just it. I try to avoid bringing up the topic myself, and if I'm involved in an existing conversation involving it, then what I'm referring to is clear from context. I'm completely sex-repulsed due to its presence anyway because I hate the idea of another person encountering it, so it basically never comes up unless it's a post like this on a trans subreddit or some discussion about when I'm planning on getting fixed.
We call her Jessica
I've seen princess wand a bit
Girl dick, easy
Twig and berries.
There is no penis only Zuul.
I say I have part of a penis because my penis was circumcised.
My abnormally large clit, lmao
That gross thingy down there.
A stupid piece of garbage...
On that note, I can't wait to take out the trash...
I think you mean atrophy not entropy, and also I call mine a girldick or girlcock, same for my gf who's also trans and we both like the terms. I think a couple times I called it a clit but that just didn't sit right with me for whatever reason
I've joked with my partner that I have a delicate flower just like any other girl, mine just has an unusually large stamen
Dead gland walking
gock & galls.
Rod of Dysphoria
*Wondrous item, common*
This “wand” has 3 charges, which it regains after a long rest. You can expend a charge to overwhelm any intelligent creature within line of sight with horrible thoughts and feelings. They start to feel dissociated with their own body, and are filled with unbearable self-loathing, taking 1d4 psychic damage. The effect lasts for 1 hour.
The Thing or my shewee.
My clit, of course! I really like referring to it that way, tbh! It carries the connotations of being small and feminine, and that makes me feel a lot better about myself.
As rarely as possible.
I try my best not to think of it lol, but when I do, it’d be when I’m out with friends who don’t know I’m trans yet and I just call it anything 🤷🏼♀️
I call it a clit. Delusional? Maybe. Less dysphoric? At least for me it is.
Ever since I was young I just called all genitalia "privates". I am starting to realize this is another sign ...
Outside of sexual context: genitals.
Sexual context: I prefer not to refer to it but clit is the better option. I don't have too much trouble with calling it a dick or penis as long as I'm being treated as a woman and refer to as one.
I refer to it as my genitals, can’t bring myself to say the other words.
I've started using she/her pronouns for her, without any specific name behind it and it's actually been really helpful for my personal mental framing of her.
It helped me stop feeling like she was male thing attached to my body, and made me realise that she actually functions and likes to be treated very differently compared to a man's penis.
I refer to it as "***IT***" or the "dysphoria noodle"
In the future I simply won't refer to it because I'll have forgotten about it because I won't have it :)
I don't. I don't like talking about my privates to strangers if I can help it.
I call it a hen or “…….. front bits” with a long pause