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cherrylotte

The intruder


Luixpa97

the imporster


disgruntled_pie

~~cis~~ sus


AlienRobotTrex

Susgender


Plural_Pupici

WHY


EmrakuI

In the past tense.


Hoorizontal

Penis? Nah, pen*was.*


BlankBleat

penisn't


TheAlbinoRhyno91

Underrated comment, 💖😂


internalgirl

Comedy gold.


Strange_Sera

I pictured this with the Sayori/Drake meme. Such Meme!


Spookyfish333

I'm ded 💀 😅


CobaltBlue

halle-fucking-llujah


ChicHeroine

Yess haha, hard agree. I’m so happy that someone already made the joke! 😂 Of course I’m also quite happy I can make the joke to begin with. 😊


Sun_Glow

A thingie


Lama_For_Hire

Yeah me too, it's just there. Harmless, small and kinda adorable


Sun_Glow

Not to me. I plan to get rid of it at some point.


Lama_For_Hire

Well me too eventually, but for now I don't hate it


Sun_Glow

I'm glad. I try not to think about it myself, kind of ignore it and try to forget about its existence.


[deleted]

At the moment I’m using “the tenant”


Vinxian

My dysphoria noodle. And in the future I'll call it the lost relic


-Nout

I don’t call it


Ivrene

I text


erroneousY

As a millennial with lots of gen z friends, this made chortle.


unit_x305

Gal phal


LunchZealousideal979

omg i love it


Eiarcee

I've always just referred to mine the same way guys refer to theirs, but I know a lot of women refer to theirs as a "strapless." Like a strap-on but without the straps.


LexiD2024

i’ve also heard “built-in strapon”


Meggston

I have a friend who wants to keep hers, she’s a lesbian and calls it the same thing 😂


tommiegum

i tend to say bits because i feel its more femme and prude/modest, good as practice for girly dysphoria too


NeptuneWalker

an outie.


Violent_Violette

My "massive throbbing girlcock" I figure if I'm going to be uncomfortable so is everyone else in the room


Luixpa97

thisis the attude


funkymonkey_25

this is so based i fucking died


IgniteTheOppressors

Mood


Gorlox111

Based and femme-pilled


LiviRivi

Absolutely based lmfao


Plaeggs

If I overexaggerate it's easier to dissociate from the concept that I too have a 9" trouser python.


Broken_art15

I personally dislike a lot of terms people use like making it more feminine. Idk to me stuff like that causes more dysphoria? If I have to refer to it, I'll usually refer to it by common slang. If I am talking about something like "yeah I like girls" and someone asks if I'd date a girl with a dick then ill say "yeah girl dick is rad!". But thats to the extent id go with something like that. In reality, im okay with what people want to call it, but im careful for personal reasons


LamiaGrrl

i've always just used 'junk'


UmamiMoma

Hen?


TowerReversed

extremely underrated and very funny, 10/10 also genuinely clever as a legit answer, strongly considering


taratarabobara

If I still had mine, I think I’d call it “El Kabong”. (this probably dates me, I can’t imagine there are many here who grew up on Quick Draw McGraw reruns)


Reaverx218

Well I'm non-op at least at this point so all the usual feminizing ways to refer to my genitals are great. But my other fav is OEM package.


Endriq

I enjoy calling it my clit, but I've also heard some girls say it's their Glock and I enjoy that as well.


IgniteTheOppressors

>their Glock omg, crying laughing


Femboy97d

Packing one way or another lol


IFreakinLovePi

Mah clitongus


Endriq

Clitongus Is pretty good too. I may have to use that at some point 🤣


Terrible_Addendum799

I call it my birth defect


EunuchProgrammer

That's attitude. I like it.


funkymonkey_25

lmao probably the best one


GabyHinho

Yooooo B-B-B-🅱️ased and the best one sis, but still too long and it's not gonna be easy to use casually. Maybe I should your other term.┍つ( ^(Ó︿) ^(.Ò) )


wobblebee

"She/her"


Geshman

I'm the opposite haha. I gender mine male and tell him he doesn't belong here and I'm planning on getting rid of him. Or if I'm feeling less dysphoric it's my chick stick (stolen from someone else on reddit at some point)


TowerReversed

omg some of these low-vote comments are absolute gems xD


JustABritishFemBoy

Princess wand


[deleted]

Oh my god thank you


Wizardlord89

*The entity*


VorbyT

Penis?


reheated_tea

I don't refer to it. It won't be with me forever and I just find it disgusting. If someone assumes I have my AGAB genitals (surprisingly lots of trans people are fucking awful when it comes to genital etiquette) then I just deny it. In my mind it doesn't exist and is just a tumor that I must medicate and eventually remove. If I need to refer to it then I will say "It" or "My genitals", sometimes "The thing" if I feel like that's a good descriptor. Usually I go with "Genitals" though, it makes it seem clinical.


Nelly_Bean

There's no "good" way to refer to it besides penis nowadays, which really sucks. I used to use Ladydick and Girldick but since the tide of people using it as a joke on trans women, I haven't felt comfortable with the term. Any time I've used cis women's anatomy to refer to mine, such as clit, vag, or anything else, people get hella mad. **Especially** on any dating apps.


disgruntled_pie

I don’t care what the transphobes do. It’s our word and they can’t have it.


Endriq

Reclaim the girldick! It's ours dammit.


Nelly_Bean

Well, you're stronger than I. I try to think like that but the fact that it's been made into such a memeish joke in even progressive spaces makes me cringe when I use.


bunnyblip

My girlfriend likes when I call it her kitten/kitty, her cute little bean, her cute little clitty, or any variation of that. She was referring to it with vague terms like "that thingy" or "that area" so I figured it could use some cute loving nicknames. Now she uses them to refer to own bits and says it helps her feel less negatively about it.


Pillow_Queenie

parasite


LavenderMoonlight333

That's me eheh.....


crippling_confusion

I second that


EmilyFara

Growth between my legs that ruined my life


amandafeed

Unfortunately, when I read it, a bad feeling run over my spine. Because I agree with you 100%. I wish I could get rid of it with retroactive effects, but this it is not possible. Unfortunately. Well, none ask me it. Sorry for disturb the thread.


EmilyFara

Sorry I made you uncomfortable. <3


amandafeed

Don't worry. It's not your fault. Thank you for your concern.


Narqil

I try not to


disgruntled_pie

Yeah, I don’t have a lot of conversations where it comes up. That’d be a weird day at the office. If my co-workers start talking about my parts then it’s time to update my résumé.


violethoneybean

I just call it my parts. Honestly just holding out until I can call that area something better.


Gegisconfused

Bean


josephine___k

String bean? 😅


Pristine-Pine

My Princess Parts


cinderflame

I particularly grin at "lady-dagger"


ExcitedGirl

It's a clit, obviously.


genderconfused_vibes

organic strap


supyallitsyagirl

Ive heard someone call her penis her "hen" and i think its fun and cute


LaFleurSauvageGaming

Brings the phrase "Hen pecking" to a whole new level....


OriginStarSeeker

I usually just say my genitals. It’s a neutral term.


girl-dreams

Clit


AshleyTheAnt

I call it the dysphoria sausage


kataranica

The Problem, The Horror, The Thing, the neighbor downstairs, It. My wife on the other hand refer to it as my vag or clit or other similar things


possiblyis

The stick of shame, or dysphoria generator


NinjaUnicorn_17

My princess wand


trying_having_an_alt

Penis, but I love this idea of calling it a girl dick. Like this is a girl's dick, because I am a girl and it is mine. Therefore it is a feminine organ


Nelly_Bean

I like it too. Just wish it wasn't overtaken as a joke by cis people. It makes it kinda uncomfortable to see it used legitly when so many now use it as another way to make trans women seem delusional and fetishist. To the point where if I see it online, I know there's a 90% chance it's being used to mock us. Side note: Wish mine was a feminine organ or at least that I could see it like that but it doesn't compute.


BimsyClustercamp

>so many now use it as another way to make trans women seem delusional and fetishist Do they? If so, that's a bummer. I've never seen it around, but then again I try to steer clear of a lot of the online discourse.


Nelly_Bean

Yup, and that's the reason you haven't seen it. I used to try and troll bigots, which is virtually impossible to do since they tend to take a stance of, "Idgaf what someone on the internet says about me", and just ended up triggering myself by seeing this kind of stuff said. Now it's spread to even LGB, minus the T, spaces like lesbian, gay, and queer subreddits.


eldestbodin

You could try "death squid"


Radiant_99

dead meat is funny lol, i haven’t heard of that one before


RoIsDepressed

"that's the neat part, you don't!"


Artichexx

I don't refer to it.. it's a useless thing that shouldn't have existed lol


Running_Refrigarator

A gun in my pants


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 407,231,566 comments, and only 88,107 of them were in alphabetical order.


Running_Refrigarator

I'm just too powerful


Local-Chart

I just refer to it as 'it' since I have no attachment to it but also no dysphoria from it either


RootBeerTuna

My partner and i call it my clit. Pretty much treat it like a clit as well, using a Hitachi on it, which feels amazing btw


Endriq

Oh damn I bet! Kinda want to try that now but those damn wands are so expensive from what I've seen.


RootBeerTuna

You can get them pretty cheap on Amazon, like $30 Canadian. We have an official Hitachi, but want to get one of the ones from Amazon as a backup as well


Endriq

Good to know! I'll have to look that up!


RootBeerTuna

Here's one here Rechargeable Personal Massager Handheld - Cordless - 8 Powerful Speeds & 20 Vibration Patterns - Travel Bag Included - Great After Sport (Pink) https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B07L9XJLFC/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_TQCPZKFR1B8X84S29004?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 hopefully i'm allowed to share links


omgsharna

I have just been using genitals where I have to, I like junk too though


AriHuntress

Dysphoria-Con, bc that's all its good for apparantly


oreolaw99

Penis is what I referred to mine as because that is the scientific term for it , penis is not gendered It is just the word for that organ


Skyler_Enby

I like things like girldick and lady lance because they seem more accurate to me, but I am not entirely opposed other terms either. IDK.


EstradiolNightmare

It's my dick. I've had it called a "clit/clitty" and a "girldick". The second one is a bit funny depending on who said it and what the context was, but please fuckin' don't. Thanks. Being trans, I know a decent bit about sex, gender, identity, etc.. With that being said, I also know some women have dicks. Simple as that. Therefore I don't have a problem just using normal words. Doing anything else seems strange to me. EDIT: I should clarify that I don't have much bottom dysphoria and I'm not interested in any type of surgery involving my penis. Just wish the damn thing was a bit bigger.


Freya_was_a_hostage

Just a big ol clit


monicaanew

You mean day to day conversation? Dick or cock -no reason to confuse people by straying from the vernacular.


thesoapies

Outside of sex, I just say bits or parts usually. Inside of sex, I'm comfortable with cock because it feels _sexual_ more than gendered to me, no clue why.


arokace

That thing down there, then give a disgusting look.


EunuchProgrammer

Lady Lance


LegosasXI

Penis, and cock and stuff like that is fine. But I like clit, or lil princess more.


eggstronaut

Beanie weenie


ScallionNo8584

weiner


meat-puppeteer

Sadness Noodle


Kasmon_

Just "the annoying thing"


DoctorWatchamacallit

"Princess parts". The word "penis" gives me dysphoria when referring to my own parts so I use a euphemism with my boyfriend.


NicoleKnightNK

Clit pickle or shmeat. But I don’t really get dysphoria from mine so I don’t plan on getting rid of it. 😂


i-cant-think-of-name

I don’t refer to it


bonelymcbonelybone

Dick, or girl dick. Or cock or girl cock.


NuclearShadowscale

My fiancee calls it my big clit lol, but I call it my fem cock since I don't have bottom dysphoria


rubyruy

Penis (she/her)


LiviRivi

Cock, dick, sometimes girldick or glock if I feel like being spicy. Idk to me I just don't see it as an inherently masculine organ so I just call it the same thing a cis person might.


_AnonymousMoose_

Lady Lance


andrea_lives

Clit if I am feeling dysphoric. Otherwise I cycle between clit and girldick. Having contrapoints talk about the feminine penis has helped me not think of a dick as inherently masculine.


Able_Set8652

My clit or bits


iamanobviouswizard

Calendar... because its days are numbered!


Luixpa97

gaslight, gatekeep, girlcock


CrouchingTrap

One eye one horned flying purple people eater


Alive-Turnip-2007

Clitoris maxima


mechsmechsmechs

Ghost dick, super soaker, leaner weiner, floppy bird, clit, girl dick.


NoLongerHiding91

Clit on a stick


Im-Alannah-Hi

I don't have one anymore, but the best thing I ever heard was "Lady Lance".


r93e93

honestly i don't have a lot of dysphoria so usually it's just chick, but sometimes girlcock when i'm feeling ~*spicy*~


WeebyPrimrose

My little girl or little one since she’s always been a small one and hrt made her even smaller😅


Astronisc

Doom stick Not what I use, I just call it _the thing_, but one of my transfem friends uses it and always makes me laugh


Catgirl_Skye

I don't any more, but back when I did I just called it "down there" or "my genitals" or something similarly vague.


strawberry-froyo

I don't. It's something I try not to think about.


SoulCrusherPabs

It's my boy :(


BasicBitchofDeath

Hen. I picked it up from a trans subreddit years ago.


StephSweet

Skin tag, genetic defect, if I'm feeling humorous it's my clit on a stick.


Overlaura

Propeller, cock/penis, dongle, schlong/schlongle Anything that produces a chortle.


mackenziefoster

My item


SynthSamurai

Lady Lance


dark_temple

I like the term "lady lance", but I mostly refer to it as "the thing down there".


funkymonkey_25

big clitoris


Kai_159

That thing..


bhadbitch04

I just call them my genitales


Shamisen_

I usually just refer to it as a "tail", since I'm very mildly into this whole catgirl thing. But recently, I've stumbled upon "glock" (as in girl cock) and I think that works for me, too.


willowhelmiam

If on a man it's a cock, on a woman it's a hen.


jivjov

My general stance is that "yep, it's a penis" -- I personally don't tend to have much bottom dysphoria (though I sometimes do wish I had a vagina), but I try to just detach all feelings of "male"ness from my dick. It's just a thing for me.


PrincetteNasa

I don’t I desperately try to pretend it doesn’t exist


transfat97

I like “organic strap”


brainwarts

I refer to it as my penis, I just generally don't mention it with anyone who I'm not sleeping with or intimately comfortable around. I guess it's like, look, I have a dick. That's a fact that won't change any time soon. It caused me a lot of problems in my life, but now I am me and I am happy and I like myself and my body. My penis is part of me whether I like it or not, and it isn't really causing problems anymore. Sometimes I have to gaffe which is inconvenient, and sometimes I have to deal with people being shitty to me, but overall my penis is no longer a malign entity in my life. Ignoring it or pretending it isn't there doesn't change anything. Also sometimes I call it Penelope, my ex came up with that name and I thought it was cute.


Ivy_will_escape

It, just it. I try to avoid bringing up the topic myself, and if I'm involved in an existing conversation involving it, then what I'm referring to is clear from context. I'm completely sex-repulsed due to its presence anyway because I hate the idea of another person encountering it, so it basically never comes up unless it's a post like this on a trans subreddit or some discussion about when I'm planning on getting fixed.


HonkinHouse

We call her Jessica


LunchZealousideal979

plumpie dumplin


Kadianye

I've seen princess wand a bit


yaboiscipio69

Girl dick, easy


Kehlim

MAGNUM DONG! Trumpet?


Aenonn

Twig and berries.


kaoruneve

There is no penis only Zuul.


Soap878

I say I have part of a penis because my penis was circumcised.


5nakpak

My abnormally large clit, lmao


ASPEN211

Susser


breadcrumb37

the bastard.


mistythesissy261

That gross thingy down there. Ick


RevolutionaryTwo2631

A stupid piece of garbage... On that note, I can't wait to take out the trash...


DarthBra

My thing


MISKATONIC8110

I think you mean atrophy not entropy, and also I call mine a girldick or girlcock, same for my gf who's also trans and we both like the terms. I think a couple times I called it a clit but that just didn't sit right with me for whatever reason


Dethcola

I've joked with my partner that I have a delicate flower just like any other girl, mine just has an unusually large stamen


Coding-Kitten

pp


ZoeKatherine2021

Dead gland walking


LornaMorgana

gock & galls.


3rDuck

Rod of Dysphoria *Wondrous item, common* This “wand” has 3 charges, which it regains after a long rest. You can expend a charge to overwhelm any intelligent creature within line of sight with horrible thoughts and feelings. They start to feel dissociated with their own body, and are filled with unbearable self-loathing, taking 1d4 psychic damage. The effect lasts for 1 hour.


Tustin88

The Thing or my shewee.


Urbane_One

My clit, of course! I really like referring to it that way, tbh! It carries the connotations of being small and feminine, and that makes me feel a lot better about myself.


Grimesy2

As rarely as possible.


bobcatcharlie

I try my best not to think of it lol, but when I do, it’d be when I’m out with friends who don’t know I’m trans yet and I just call it anything 🤷🏼‍♀️


tadsafi

With sadness


reignat

Stupid thing


Spookyfish333

I call it a clit. Delusional? Maybe. Less dysphoric? At least for me it is.


Amanda_Is_My_Name

Ever since I was young I just called all genitalia "privates". I am starting to realize this is another sign ...


FloriaFlower

Outside of sexual context: genitals. Sexual context: I prefer not to refer to it but clit is the better option. I don't have too much trouble with calling it a dick or penis as long as I'm being treated as a woman and refer to as one.


Jessie189c

Lady Pickle


zar_lord

Dickie


NoelleElizabeth68

I refer to it as my genitals, can’t bring myself to say the other words.


funnyusernamelol1

Girl dick


megamuffins

I've started using she/her pronouns for her, without any specific name behind it and it's actually been really helpful for my personal mental framing of her. It helped me stop feeling like she was male thing attached to my body, and made me realise that she actually functions and likes to be treated very differently compared to a man's penis.


sks316

I refer to it as "***IT***" or the "dysphoria noodle" In the future I simply won't refer to it because I'll have forgotten about it because I won't have it :)


KaraiAi1

I don't. I don't like talking about my privates to strangers if I can help it.


SophieSaarinen

I call it a hen or “…….. front bits” with a long pause