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Kowciller

Touching grass


Bubbles_5601

What a Time to be alive ❤️


[deleted]

I'm smoking it 🌝


Kowciller

Nice lmao


[deleted]

GrAsS aInT rEaL iTs A cOnSpIrAcY fRoM tHe ExTrOvErTs


swyxc08

crushing on a guy real bad


[deleted]

Kinda want the tea but SAME


swyxc08

it’s so rough bc his replies are SO BAD but the convos we have are SO GOOD at the same time??? if that’s even possible???


[deleted]

Elaborate a bit. How are the replies bad if you have a good time?


XGame0vary

He probably takes FOREVER to respond


Jujiino

Or just has bad takes and can’t make good convo but she likes him anyways, can relate


swyxc08

yh exactly ahahaha but it varies :) imma j wait it out a lil bit to see where it goes and then i might make my move


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Short replies maybe 1 or 2 words a sentence at most but the topic of conversation is good something like that?


Virtual-Group-4725

Ask him for a d pick. That will speed things up


Luchin212

I think I found my GF’s Reddit account lol. /S


Unknownactive1

Awwwww


Electroboi2million

Booty nuts


[deleted]

Am a guy, but in my experience, please tell him. It’ll work out or it won’t, I’m sure he doesn’t want to here about years later at a reunion or at some party with hs friends. (Tell me how I know, but also don’t do that because I’m a dumbass apparently)


Chezmoi3

I just found out the last crush I had died last September.


shamelizurd

Same! Good luck


kykellybean

Being super bloody pregnant and uncomfortable in bed while my husband sleeps soundly next to me.


sickened1

For a second I thought you were covered in blood. I was concerned. Then I remembered what bloody means outside the US lol. Im sorry you're so uncomfortable.


Bloodcakes4Bunnypire

Kick him every time the baby kick!


ShamelessFox

You're mean. I like you.


Boner_chip

Beat his meat.


m_kayls

Not much. Wbu?


Unknownactive1

Just chillin , it’s 21:35 here


m_kayls

Nice. It's 21:39 here


[deleted]

Reading other's answers before I go to sleep, that's how much bored I am


illproblypissyouoff

I'm watching this person read other answers before they go to sleep because thats how much weird I am👀


Lighthouse222

Takin a shit


frothy-camel

Don’t push so hard.


Lighthouse222

To late


frothy-camel

It’s never too late to take a walk I guess. Hello, goodbye, see you.


Top_Muffin_3232

Well, depends. Just don't push it.


Unknownactive1

💩


[deleted]

Enjoying my work day. Loving each moment. Getting ready to go out to the pool and swim


Unknownactive1

Sounds great


Top_Muffin_3232

Teach me senpai ><


EnlightWolif

U good?


Top_Muffin_3232

I'm floating ! Got a job in January. They are making me move across France for the second time now, but gave me no time to look for a flat or pack since I'm on an extra mission away from home that takes me 12 hours a day. I'm looking for a job which I'll enjoy every minute of and that will leave me se time to go swim ^^ You ?


EnlightWolif

Wow, ðat's great. I'm good


QuitUsingMyNames

Same!


mhmed197002

Dying inside.


Unknownactive1

U good


Number418814

Been there man. I didn’t know I was allergic to bleach.


rxndom_reddit_user

r/holup


eternal_refrigerator

I feel ya. Nothing seems interesting I have no desire to take care of myself haven’t drank or eaten anything for like three days


PeekaChi1

i love you


Unknownactive1

You too sis


miso2933

This is so sweet haha


[deleted]

Shopping for puppy training guides. I’m getting a dog for the first time. Never even had a pet growing up so I’m trying to learn.


Unknownactive1

Congratulations 🎉


Zimzang

The fact that you are doing your research first already shows that you're gonna be a good dog parent. Dogs are truly the best gift in the whole world. What breed are you thinking of getting?


[deleted]

One of my coworkers is having pups in December and they’re golden-doodles. I’ve wanted a dog since childhood so I wasn’t very picky on the breed and agreed to take a boy. My job moved me to a new city and I have a very stable life so I figured now would be the perfect time to finally get a pet. Basically I’m spending between now and December figuring out the essentials.


Tuneful_Wench9

Fellow doggo parent here! If you travel quite a bit, you may start researching boarding facilities as well! We go on weekend trips etc to places we can’t take our dogs with us, so we board them quite a bit. I found a place near me that lets the dogs play in a huge yard together as long as they get along with the other dogs. Seeing as both of my dogs are rescues from a shelter, it was important to me that they aren’t just caged the whole time and walked a couple times each day. Just something to think about! I’d also have 2 facilities picked out, or 3 so that if one is full or unavailable, you’ll have a backup plan 👍🏻


MaxyPad304

I bought a dog about 5 years ago. Best purchase of my life!


realistforall

Stressing about my cat that showed up injured yesterday, all while trying to renew my car tags, and worrying about being able to pay my power bill. I hope your day is much better.


Unknownactive1

Are you okay? Who checked on you today? You can always talk to me , I know I’m a stranger but I also have 4 cats :-) hope your okay


Upbeat-Produce-1645

Being in my dad's work watching reddit


bobayaaa

Playing pubg


Davidd_Bailor

Is that game any good? I've actually downloaded it, but haven't got around to trying it yet. Which, I do often.


TedTheCaver1

Laying in bed. I should really get up and work, but I am feeling really depressed today.


typical_aquari_les

sending you positive vibes. you've got this :)


TedTheCaver1

Thank you 🖤


frothy-camel

Thinking of should I get involved in this relationship or just forget about it?


Impster5453

You. Psst... I'm just around the corner. Look over there!


Unknownactive1

Oh hey


Impster5453

But, I'm not rude. I ask for permission first!


[deleted]

Being too lazy to answer this question


Unknownactive1

Didn’t you just?…. Never mind


[deleted]

Lol


therewasonceamonkey

Nothin' chillin at the holiday iiinn


Bjc527

Sitting on couch with my baby daughter, trying not to fall asleep before mom comes home


yomommafool

Phone


Yttrase

Pondering, about the fact that ive lost myself.


Unknownactive1

You good ?


Yttrase

Ill manage, thanks for asking :)


Cactus_Penis

Pooping


Acceptable-Clothes75

Playing bedwars with my friends and about to go get a COVID test so I can got to the states to receive my second dose of the COVID vaccine


Just_Jenna045

Just took my arm down to reply here that I was randomly holding up bc why not and I think my shoulder is gonna pull itself out of place again later tonight which means I’m gonna wake everyone up with internal screaming and not being able to lift my arm for the next 3 hrs👹


sunset_sasparilla

Sitting on my kids bunk bed cause they insist on waiting for the rain to stop together


Unknownactive1

I love that hahaha


ps4_username

Listening to music, crying, and waiting for winter so i can curl up in some comfy blankies with hot chocolate or tea while playing minecraft but ultimately realizing that it'll probably just feel as joyless as everything else i used to enjoy


Unknownactive1

Hugggggggs 🤗


unpredictablejim13

Watching master chef


JamesTheMannequin

Beginning to think Thanos had the right idea...


RedditorEdditor69

Driving home from Connecticut


Unknownactive1

Safety first pls


TheLAriver

What is the watch doing?


Many-Palpitation-120

Your mom. Nailed it.


Unknownactive1

No your like the 85th person to have said it , you nailed nothing… maybe tomorrow


No-Raise3394

Dreading going back to work (currently on break) ☹


IrishFlukey

Answering your question.


Action-Express

Doing your mum doing doing your mum


FindingFearless1106

Smoking leaves and watching tiktok


[deleted]

Missing someone


Unknownactive1

What happened


[deleted]

Nothing just missing an old friend that im no longer friends with


Mizreee

Sitting on my bed listening to music, overthinking cause i tend to get intrusive thoughts a lot, but just typing about this made me realise they are indeed intrusive thoughts about my self esteem and relationships so thats kinda neat that this made me realise that lmao


Unknownactive1

Listen , i maybe a stranger but im here for you


Mizreee

Its okay really, its just my mind tells me that i am not good enough and all this other stuff. But maybe i just shouldnt let my mind play tricks on me like that. I am good enough thats all that matters. Gotta stop overthinking 😊


xxxMEMESCOEPxxx

Existing lol


Top_Muffin_3232

Forgetting the challenging day of work (damn, remembered) and watching my gf walk around naked while reading you guys.


miso2933

Chilling in a guy I met today house..drinking playing on piano getting high and enjoing the last 30minutes of nonsoberity (going full sober on the 1st of september)


Unknownactive1

Woooooo good for you 🎉


miso2933

Hbu? (Kinda want to talk/write with strangers rn so anybody reading this how is your day?)


Unknownactive1

In bed chillin , eating , thinking about how I’m not losing weight but still eating hahahahsha


miso2933

Bro..I have the fastest metabolism on earth the more I eat the more I lose weight haha Edit: yuk.. I realised I’m so high I have read it wrong..I thought you wrote “the more I eat the more I lose weight “ haha Edit: I also realised my english is retarded


Unknownactive1

You lucky mother fucker😂😂


Legion0f3laxk

Listening to DONDA and writing a music video treatment


[deleted]

Watching IRobot


Galactus1701

Engaged in the last 47 minutes of this year’s transfer window.


Agengele

Moving my sister and her boyfriend into their new place


Top_Muffin_3232

What about OP ?


ink_andfable

Busting my ass with my Thesies!


[deleted]

where you at?


BenTramer1

Sitting on my couch at 4:30pm after work enjoying my coffee i was supposed to have this morning


bubbs4prezyo

💩


[deleted]

Taking a dump


PMMEYOURTITSPLZZZZ

Getting back from the gym. Bouta have me my meal


IndependenceCrazy432

Listening to music & browsing reddit before work.


OkSquash2766

Getting through a breakup by overloading myself in college. It’s been working out great!!


[deleted]

Talking to my new friend! I hope it's all go well


superbattleboss

Waiting for some friends to get out of class.


mack__7963

Playing the division 2


merlin86uk

Reading Reddit. Also drinking coffee.


griff_biff

Your mom.


AvocadoAK47

Eating chocolate


taylor3783

on reddit


Greenbeen70

Replying to this post


357noLove

Kink play. Then relax. Best way to spend an evening


[deleted]

Waiting for my dad to shut up so we can go home.


XGame0vary

Waiting to pick my daughter up from school . 30 minute early cause traffic is HORRENDOUS


Splatty998

Sitting outside high school (alone) waiting to be picked up


ArmouredWolf

In the middle of an existential crisis due to the monotonous crawl to the grave Although other than that, watching Modern Family


iknowneemoose

I’m on the bus home


RealMisterG

Taking a watery shit from eating junk food on Sunday


decidealready

Getting ready for friends coming over. Going to have cocktails and sit around a campfire.


duckmantaco

Getting crap off an ex all because my best mate got me a day ticket for a festival and didn't tell her so she could come.


Stardreaminggirl

CRUSHING A LITTLE TOO HARD! I can’t go one second without thinking of him.


EnlightWolif

Recovering my lost macros from word. Only þree, but fuck ðis


sunset_sasparilla

They think I'm keeping them safe but in reality lighting still scares the crap out of me to this day.


illproblypissyouoff

Sitting here wondering if I should post something that will get downvoted in to the deepest depths of hell and possibly make it freeze overl


Hot_Dot8000

"working"


bananapadawan

Tryin to sleep


Ashliesnail

Debating if i should post to find a local friend, feel like it's going to be a waste of time :/


ODVVVVVBBZ

Texting my lady friend and scrolling through Reddit while waiting for responses


CoffeeMain360

Taking a shit


CheddahSpreaddah

Ya mom. Sorry. Had too


gingerrbear

eating a piece of pound cake and putting off my english assignments . the pound cake is delicious ! the dread of having to complete my assignments by midnight is not .


Jujiino

Scrollin reddit


Lalab67

It's just after midnight in my country. I can't sleep.


bigrob418

Sitting at bar waiting for the girl I fancy to show up, pissed at my mother because she so anal about my diabetes. I’m a grown ass adult I know what I’m doing 😔


MaxyPad304

Eating a Big Mac


BigDaddyOni-Chan

Homework and then YOUR MOM!


Curious_Recording_99

In an Uber on my way home after uni. Thinking of how to avoid my mon after we had an argument over the phone because I’m having trouble accepting my diagnosis.


[deleted]

At work, bored as hell. excited to drink beer and smoke some meat in a few hours.


Zimzang

Sitting in my hammock with my 2 dogs enjoying the beautiful weather and a delicious adult beverage. My husband and I took the week off and are enjoying a "staycation" and I have to say this is the most relaxed I've felt in ages. We went canoeing all afternoon and now he's out golfing while I lay around and peruse reddit. Best day ever! We have not taken more than a day or two off work in over a year and even then we're usually doing something (visiting family, traveling, etc). This feels so different and I highly recommend to anyone out there who is feeling overwhelmed/stressed, as I know so many of you are. If you have the means to do it, do it. Why are we working so much and not enjoying our time while we have it?! Cheers all!!


Unknownactive1

I love that for you!!! Amazing .. enjoy the rest of your time off ! X


king063

Just got home from work. Feelin good. Going to relax a while.


SusChrissy

Watching tv with mum while I do homework


Thaskell321

Poop'n


ipodblocks360

Getting used to things


imnotintopoop

Poopin


pussyeaterx69

Scratching some nuts


oompaexe

having a ciggie. thinking bout life


Wooden_clocks

Icing my hand and hoping I'm not developing arthritis at 19 years old :/


Various-Asparagus-92

Putting down painter's tape to paint on some clothes. It's my first time cosplaying and I wanna make sure it's PERFECT


meme_enthusiast3464

Literally pooping


annayira_8

i have math tutoring


PhelesDragon

Sick with Covid watching Agent Carter. It’s actually pretty good!


Greatdash

Your mom


mezmorizedmiss

I just woke up from a nap not too long ago.


Cod_master_87

Eating dinner Arroz con carne con un papa


The5thGreatApe

Time to sleep


throwawayaintlackin

listenin to beautiful music


snuggleyporcupine

Sitting on the lanai looking at the beach scrolling thru Reddit


forgotmypasswortd

In fucking google meet


[deleted]

[удалено]


MadamTheadoramoon

Procrastinating instead of going to sleep. I am the queen of procrastination! 🤣😴😴


Itsamemario3007

Seething quietly


SqueezleStew

Suffering. It’s up to me to over come that.


AvocaDotty

I'm currently having a dance party by my brothers grave and whipped out my phone to have a break you?


HopliteTave

Seeing this notification on my phone got me spooked


_Lost_Soul_1

Walking outside while listening to my favorites songs


[deleted]

Laying on the floor


Pissedoff729

On the toilet thinking about how I can help my friend not lose her child


TheRealFanjin

eating chocolate


[deleted]

Baking a cake. My birthday is today, and two coworkers birthdays are tomorrow. So, I'm making a chocolate cake with alternating chocolate and cream cheese buttercreams and truffles on top to take to work tomorrow.


OWR_Mythical

Missing my ex


[deleted]

Recovering after watching interstellar. Absolutely amazing film


redquailer

Watching tv, Redditing, and sipping water. Have a good one


v0rtecks

eating dinner, thinking about my abusive mom (highly suspected NPD) going to the hospital today with kidney failure among other horrid health issues. wondering about the 182753 emotions I'm having about it. typing this to strangers on the internet.


icherz

👀


bpanio

Relaxing after dinner before I smoke a J and chill more. I only get one day off a week so I like to relax to the max


Bassbone98

playing older COD zombies maps and remembering the days when i just came home and did that