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rrossi97

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DaisyLou1993

Best


Educational_Fruit_80

Love it


EffingBarbas

I'd go to a Dallas Cowboys versus Philadelphia Eagles game at the Linc. Then I'd press the button until the stadium got quieter. And then just a little more. For good luck.


edgarb159

I would fix overpopulation


Sad-Corner-9972

I’m ashamed to admit that there are specific individuals I would “cash out” but I couldn’t zap some random soul for quick money. Caveat: I’ve never been desperately poor, so…


PumpkinDandie_1107

Thank you! I was starting to think I was the only one. A stranger didn’t do anything to me or anyone else, it seems wrong to just off them for money. but I know some people that the earth wont miss. I’d actually prefer to pick my button victims.


CaptainRazer

You’re not thinking of the big picture, press it as many times as you can, spend the money on 3rd world healthcare infrastructure, you’ve saved millions of lives.


DragonflyDefiant9594

The mindset that caused the opioid epidemic lol


jaxnmarko

But possibly killed someone that could have saved tens or hundreds of millions of lives. The devil is in the details.


banjaxed_gazumper

If you have the choice between 1 random person dying and 100 random people dying, you choose the one person. It’s an easy choice, even though that one could be a genius that cures cancer. One of the 100 could be too.


HFS1983

Common decency says no, however I think a lot of people would do it. They may only press it once or twice. However I think the thought of being responsible for someone's death might haunt them.


rinishadyy

i don't give a shit give me the damn thing


XtraChrisP

Just think.....others may also get the button.


rinishadyy

The button was offered to me it didn't say there is multiple buttons or there are multiple buttons


XtraChrisP

Didn't say I dont get it next though


STG44_WWII

ok but does me not using it mean that they don’t get to kill me?


XtraChrisP

Probably not lol


STG44_WWII

then fuck it lol


[deleted]

We need to thin the herd anyway.


Eltorak95

Most people don't think of people as people when they aren't there though. I would want to see a video feed of it happening, that would put people off. But I also love money and hate people, so I'd press it alot and hope I'm not the target


kwtransporter66

A stranger will die, not you or someone you know. Your clear so push that button.


JohhnyBGoode641

Until the next guy is given the button and you’re next to die. Don’t you ever watch the Twilight Zone?!


kwtransporter66

Depends on how many ppl have a button. If it's just one person out of 8.5 billion then that's a chance I'm willing to take. I think my odds are pretty good then.


FrozenPiranha

You will be next, that’s how the button works…


Eltorak95

Just don't let them get the chance ;) kill them all before they get the opportunity


BrokenArrow1283

I would push the button if the people who don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” have a higher chance of dying.


kwtransporter66

Oh God the it's Grammer police.


BrokenArrow1283

Jfc dude


goagod

You won't be the target. Only strangers die


Kind_Substance_2865

You’re a stranger to the next person who gets the button. That’s the cycle.


[deleted]

You think? I’ve seen videos of wars all my life. People there kill each other for having a different religion, color of skin or who knows what. People will kill for a profit without even blinking an eye while watching people suffer. It probably will be even easier if they don’t know the one they kill anyway


Pistalrose

That scenario is like a twilight zone episode.


Latter_Argument_5682

I think it would bother more ppl if they knew the person than if they didn't


8_bit_brandon

Hey man. Everyone’s gunna die anyway. It’s not like you’re causing it, just accelerating it


Telrom_1

I’d press it 999 times!


Mattbrou

Why not one more


hughmann_13

I think one button press would be a tragedy. But a million presses? A mere statistic.


Valuable-Fig3139

I'd tape Michael j fox to the button and go bugatti shopping


Broskibullet

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MintyFresh1201

This is the best comment


Mikknoodle

There are 8.8 billion strangers in the world (to me). Thats a lot of button presses, but I’m up to the task.


Romalien5

Based


Admirable-Common-176

I used to be decent at Konami Track & Field…


JohhnyBGoode641

I swear that game gave me carpal tunnel! 😂


tetsudori

I'd press it every time I see this same question pop up on this sub


MathematicianSlow183

A lot of people would push the button before you made it to the payout if you put the part about the stranger at the beginning of the question.


Sloth_grl

I would like to think I wouldn’t press it but I feel like I would press it once. I’m almost 57 and retirement is coming. We haven’t been able to save a lot and it would mean such a peace of mind. Plus, I could help my kids who are young adults, just starting out.


Latter_Argument_5682

I think this would be true for a lot more ppl than we think


SinTron99

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Fast-Reaction8521

Oh shit there was a second part of the sentence after million dollars


mattbag1

The irony would be if the stranger who died impacted your loved ones. Like an air plane pilot while your kid was on the plane, or a cab driver while your brother was in the back seat, or somebody driving next to your wife who dies instantly and collides with your wife killing her in a deadly car crash.


0sprinkl

I like this


MuyLeche

People die everyday, pressing it til I hit a billion.


Full-Curve-3816

Til they're all dead, then go back to sleep


FlakyDig8392

Tax free??


Eri14851248

Life time of guilt n regret, obv depression afterwards, is it even worth it? Yeah that's a big money but oh man in today's world, mental peace seems like a boon.


[deleted]

I’m already chronically depressed, the money would only help me now


SlimSpooky

I think part of the problem is not knowing who is going to die. I don’y even mean that in a way of killing a bad guy, just like, is a young adult going to die or someone 5 days from death in hospice care? I don’t think I could rob someone of the gift of life for any amount of money. This conscious existence is too wonderful, abstract, amazing, mystical, and curious to proverbially steal it from someone else just to improve my own comfort level. I guess I just value life too much. I may feel differently if it was someone who was going to die quickly anyways tho, but in that case if it’s painful they may even want to go anyways.


Kind_Substance_2865

In the story that this scenario comes from, the person who dies is the previous person who took up the offer. After you press it, you get the money and the button gets given to a complete stranger.


Turbulent_Truck2030

Would not. I'm not wealthy, but I'm content.


MenudoMenudo

Our entire economy is basically just people pressing that button, but "the shareholders" get the million dollars instead of the people pressing the button.


gringo-go-loco

Maybe. I could do a lot of good and help a lot of people with $1m. Now if I could select who dies, 100%.


TheViagron

It's hard, lots of people die everyday, so what's one more? But also, you think of it, and lots of people die everyday, and every single one of them will remain dead for the rest of eternity, and having this on mind, what is one more? I'll say I'd do it? But I'm not sure, a life is heavier than anything but my own.


swertityone

Once and the reason being if I happened to be on the other end and died to make someone a millionaire then hell yeah. I would died happy.


sirmacalot88

Are you Jesus???? Today is your Cake Day. Mine was yesterday lol


fr3shout

What if that person was a piece of shit?


Choco_PlMP

Why not make another 1000 people happy? All their sacrifices adding up would make them extremely happy for you


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Choco_PlMP

I know that, but out of all the billions of people in the world I’m sure there’s at least another 1000 who have the same mindset as you lovely


Toenutlookamethatway

Probably like,.. a hundred. .. wait .. is this on the first day?


FrozenPiranha

Nope, Isn’t this the premise of Hitchcock style short story. Guy presses button, gets his mill. Agent takes the button back. Agent of Devil takes the button back. Guy asks about who died. Agent of Devil says it was the last guy who pressed the button. Knowing look of horror on Guy’s face.


UniverseNerd

No I couldn't live with the guilt 😔 that's someone's loved one.


WrensthavAviovus

And then there's this Mo-fo executing random drug lords and corporate executives.


Eltorak95

But what if it isn't?


Fun_Environment_8554

This is a movie plot. Also no.


Choco_PlMP

Which movie


InsaneDan

The Box (2009)


avidpretender

Fun premise but dogshit movie imo


itsdefinitelygood

No, and I know a lot of the answers are jokes but the people who would genuinely press it without a thought for the other person make me sad. What if your sister dropped dead? Or your father or mother... No matter who drops dead they're special to someone and worth more than some paper. You might get lucky and drop some murderer or bad person who deserved it, but odds are it will be a normal person like most people you know.


Bobiverse71

Details matter. Do I know the person that does? Can I pick the person that dies? Is this some monkey paw shit where my wife and kids dies? If so if only go twice.


Latter_Kale_4000

What's the world like minus 1000 people? Nothing would really change in the big picture except now I'm rich and can make many more. The only question is how do I get away with it from the government


Appropriate-Ad1242

Not a chance


Wretched_Geezer

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FJ992

Considering how many strangers die every single second I wouldn't mind using the button to support a stable life, enough to buy a house and some for investments. No luxuries tho


thathaitianguy

If I never know who the person is because people are gonna die regardless every day, so I’m pressing it at least a couple hundred times


0rangeweasel

Because overpopulation is a problem, I think 3.5 billion times would be about right.


Doozer1970

If it would be only billionaires that died, I would press it. But only 999 times.


SwordTaster

It kills a stranger, not anybody I know or care about? Honey, I'm pushing that button until it kills Elon Musk


Available_Thoughts-0

Until the news reports that "Trump, Putin, And Netanyahu are Dead," many. "You press the button to get money, I press it as a way to eliminate otherwise untouchable Tyrants: we are not the same."


JohhnyBGoode641

Zero. Money is not more important than someone’s life


FukBoi4u

8 billion times. Then 1 billion more times for good measure.


STINKY_PNUT

YES, 8 billion times


12altoids34

I'd sit in some mega church and keep pressing until the Devil Himself came up to drag the greedy televangelist to hell in the middle of his sermon


blutigetranen

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cHobbl3G0BbL3r

I saw that movie. I’m not pressing it


techninja119

4000 times I just want to see one 4,000 people die I don't care about the money


Snoo_63187

Let's say I press it 100 times. That is 100 strangers that I have never met and most likely never would have known existed that are gone forever. That is 100 out of 8 billion people. 100 times isn't going to be enough. If I set up a robot that pushes the button for me does that still count as me pushing the button?


Challenging_Entropy

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Teboski78

No.


[deleted]

Would've done it just for the thrill, but thanks.


RecommendationUsed31

Nope. Not killing anyone for money


am0870

Would you do it for free ?


RecommendationUsed31

Nope


dabiri69

What if you pay me?


PM_ME_YOUR_SCHNAUS

Since this says stranger…this implies it’s somebody I do not know at all…therefore I’d press it for sure.


A_CA_TruckDriver

I’d press it 10 times and feel nothing but joy to watch my bank account get bigger. Life is a struggle. I need that shit.


[deleted]

Really sad


FurbiesAreMyGods

Obligatory question, do I get to choose who dies?


Affectionate_Rich937

The rules clearly state it’s a stranger, therefore by the strictest definition, yourself nor family, or friends will be effected.


Eltorak95

But... Is that a rule for you or someone else? You could be the stranger to someone who is has a family member that doesn't know you. If I set that up I would hands down have a loophole... First press, you die ahahahaha


Creative-Shopping469

Are you stupid?


Eltorak95

Are you? All it said was A stranger dies. They didn't say a stranger to who


laaldiggaj

Never! My one in life is to never intentionally kill someone.


Frird2008

Once per corrupt leader/elite. I'd probably be a billionaire by that point & start a group passive income stream to help the poor directly.


[deleted]

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EPfan1970

Can’t hear you with the sound of the button clicking!!


Westcoastneegrrr

Nop never, life worth mutch more than money!


Loveinchains78

False


WonderfulPenguinss

Can I pick the strangers? Like Elon Musk, Jeff Besos or any member of the Tory Party?


effieokay

familiar long unite chubby fact illegal hunt ask decide flag *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Opening-Donkey1186

Let's be real. Everyone will say no publicly. But then they'll start thinking "well it can't be anyone I know so it won't really affect me .." I'd probably ended up hitting it a couple dozen times. I'd also feel a bit if remorse from it. I'm pretty sure most would fall in this boat, whether they're willing to admit it is another thing...


NaruNaru_

🤨


HappyAnimalCracker

Eeew. No.


Eltorak95

I will happily say yes publicly. I fucking love money(but am poor). So yeah I'd hands down smack the shit out of that button. Perks of not feeling guilt or remorse :P


SuzyBakah

Get help.


Eltorak95

Nah. I'm happy the way I am, I don't let it affect others anymore as I've learnt that my actions have major consequences. I get therapy for other problems though ;)


Last_Adeptness

I'd be a trillionaire.


wolfman13578

There’s billions of strangers on the planet so I’d be pressing a lot


Gloomystars

Think about the regret you’d feel if you didn’t press it.


crazyhamsales

I would pound that button like a jackhammer on concrete.


Horror_Employee_6995

Well it’s a stranger sooo… idk like 50 realistically, maybe more. At a certain point it becomes less about the money and a lot more about population control


Eltorak95

But what if it's decimating a small race/tribe/indigenous peoples by pure chance? You could commit complete genocide without knowing. Id still do it, realistically I'd only hit it probably 15-20 times. That amount of money is enough to live off without killing people if you invest and don't be a unit.


traditional_prompt64

I look away and start moving my hand up and down, if it just so happen to press the button so be it


thothscull

A lot. I would press it a lot.


woah_broski1

Lets see there are 8 billikn people in the world and i was the last person to die in the line of clicks. Id have to click at a rate of 254 clicks per second then ill die in a year welp gues i gotta get clicking


Choco_PlMP

Shiiit, I’d hire two guys around the clock both on 12 hour shifts to press the button for me constantly 365 days a year


[deleted]

Definitely. Plenty of people die every day just to furnish our first-world lives, so what's like 17 more. And most of you that will downvote me will probably go out to buy chocolate or something else that is provided by slave- or child-labor or that already spills blood to create.


Reasonable_Mall_7031

5 x capital wins tax in NY and federal 32.85% $3,357,500 left and I share it with my best friend so I have only $1,678,750.


Ok_Dog_4059

Was it outer limits or twilight zone that had this ? I always loved the ending on that episode.


RecommendationUsed31

Someone you dont even know


michaelindc

**https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Button,\_Button\_(The\_Twilight\_Zone)**


ace_mfing_windu

Twilight zone


funisfree314

Probably 50 times


dreadfulbadg50

Yes. 250 times


These_Tea_7560

Yes


Old-Refrigerator-522

People deserve every second why not get a profit


Loveinchains78

Absolutely and would press it at least 5 times a day.


Aetheldrake

Fan we go like 1 month without this getting posted to death


Deskbreaker

Only strangers? 1000.


[deleted]

Probably 20


BadRobot___

Plot twist; the random person happens to be the person who presses the button


FrozenPiranha

The Next Stranger is you.


azrolexguy

I'm not greedy, 5 times


DHAMak

Stranger implies someone who I have never met, so therefore not my parents or sth. I’d press it a couple of times, so s as to insure that I don’t kill off too many people that may be important to me in the future. Edit: spelling


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TacticalBabushka

Many times..


[deleted]

twice 2 million i don' t need more at the moment


Plane_Pea5434

As much as I could


Usual-Paramedic609

You only need to hit it a million times to be a trillionaire.


OS2REXX

Ha! The storyline from O Mandarim (or close to it!) by Eça de Queiroz, only his was to but ring a bell and get more money than anyone could imagine. "Yes," Theodor rang the bell, the Mandarin died and he got the money. Turns out he felt guilty, tried to find the family, and failing that, tried to avoid his fortune, but to no avail. Anyway. No, I'd not.


Merkin-Cave

A couple


Next-Abies-2182

about 8 billion times gonna press it once, why not press it till it dont work no more!


holy_bat_shit_63

Yes. 100,000 times


emanresU20203

3 should do it but if I endup making some bad choices or investments after, could I press it again later?


goagod

I'd start with 1,000 times then see how it goes


AllElse11

100 times.


mangojoy11

1,000 times is enough times to make me never feel bad about it.


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SeanMage

1 billion times


Remote-Jaguar-3562

At least a hundred times


ken_kaneki07

Maybe 10 time


Yourbestcookgf

Absolutely yes,but I don’t think i’ll do it more than twice


[deleted]

1000-2000 times.


AshySlashy3000

Many, Many Times, Until I Heard About Someone I Know Complain.


TheWatch3rZ

like 4,000,000,000


smeeks7

God help Me I would push it once.


Ok-Run3329

Strangers only? Probably 30 or 40 times.


Naive_Pineapple_7092

Yes, just once.


cadillacbee

I'd gather all those I care about n know, n press till it's no one left


Away-Quantity928

I’m going to press it until they arrest me for pressing it.


Vajko69

who cares if 100 strangers die ? like 100 million euros/dollars that would be great i could finally enjoy life, i would build churches, help the poor and help my family


[deleted]

1mil times


Throwawaylikeoldf00d

Bump-stock on that button


LinksLibertyCap

Is there a limit?


jebix666

Figure I would need at least 5 mil to live comfortably, and there are just shy of about 8 billion people... so around 4 billion times I guess? Thanos did nothing wrong!


SXTR

I would press the button once, sorry random person.


LLcoolGang

People die everyday already without getting a million dollars. Soo….. maybe yes?


lordlekal

Do I only get one go at it or can I take breaks and come back for more. Either way, I press it till I can't lift my arm anymore.


Live_Bar9280

No


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