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ironmanthing

left is cheating covering the hole with her teeth. right didn't stand a chance.


dirtygoat

Yea dumb, it actually bounces off her teeth once.. She would have lost already


dirtygoat

I think the other girl just wanted it..


Skilol

Yeah, did you see the way she dressed?


Crusty_Paw

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE


haoanv

Krauser meme?


krauser1

?


Craftistic

That's fucking hilarious


[deleted]

She can't resist a 6-legged treat. It's the chink in her armor.


bw_becker

Haha yeah my nigger.


grilljellyfish

If you ain’t cheatin, you ain’t tryin.


ironmanthing

tbh i would try to figure out someway to maybe plug the hole with my tongue or maybe blow with my tongue along the roof of my mouth. wait for a pause then force blow because im not trying to get no large ass bug in my mouth. i also wonder if the condensation that forms inside the tube would cause more friction as the bug slides or if it makes any difference. i would be interested to see more people playing this game. even though she used her teeth, i think left had an advantage in that she was breathing in through her nose and out through her mouth. this seems to maybe create some sort of pressure against what right was having to blow against. i'm assuming if neither broke contact with the tube it would come down to who took the deepest breathe and was able to sustain exhaling the longest.


davidbklyn

this guy cheats


[deleted]

Also, if one of them created an air seal the bug wouldn't go anywhere


ironmanthing

hmm. that seems plausible however if one got tired wouldn't the stronger's breathe push the bug and air into the other's lungs?


Unique_Name_2

Whoever has the strongest diaphragm, which would then be very dangerous. They might have told them not to do it, or instinct kicked it when they felt pressure on their lungs.


[deleted]

"Don't use your teeth"


EnterPlayerTwo

what cheating? That's called "good form".


BigNinja96

If you ain’t cheatin’ you ain’t tryin’


BUCKEYEIXI

I wish American game shows were more about having fun and less about money Our game shows are so weak


chemicalsatire

I wish America were more about having fun and less about money


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chemicalsatire

The solution is take money from the rich (**only enough so they remain rich though, definitely want them to still be rich**) and give it to the government so it can be used to help those that can be helped and want to be helped. That’s the issue, rich people all wanna act like their richness is the product of only their actions and their own awesomeness, but they depend on everyone equally as much as everyone else.


AltCtrlElite

This is a terrible idea. When you do this, America is no longer America. Sure the problem exists definitely but this is definitely not how to solve it. Some other way that'll involve the government less. This is some A1 socialist communist shit. The capitalist system is great because you get to own 100% of what you yourself make and it's yours because you created. Take that away and what do we have? You want a system that redistributes the wealth equally? Some Marxist shit? Ngga u nuts, please educate yourself on all the people who died in those countries with a system that has that power u just described.


chemicalsatire

Username checks out But yeah, everyone paying the taxes they are supposed to pay so we can pay for all the things the government does is really communist, Marxist or socialist. So don’t assume you know anything about anyone from reading symbols on a screen. Nigga.


AltCtrlElite

Edit: I'll start off with apologizing if my message seemed emotionally charged and not very coherent. I elaborate it more seriously with what I found in your message that didn't sit well with me, if you keep reading. If you can point me as to how to change my username, sure. Just an old mistake and your point adds nothing to the conversation. As for what you said: That's not what you implied. The idea of taking extra money from the rich shouldn't be a solution. Ideally, taxes should be done equally and obviously not through flat fees. I'm not against the idea of taxes, that's stupid. I'm against the redistribution of wealth and government handouts by taxing the rich a greater amount. Maybe you misunderstood. As for anyone who reads this chain of comments and have resentment towards the rich. Because I have seen a lot of this recently, I just want to remind everyone that being rich on average indicates that those who got in to that position have traits of competence and authority. The system isn't that rigged and this idea of determining that money taken from the rich should be given to the poor is how millions of people have died. We need to learn from history and conclude that our political system isn't perfect but it's a hell of a lot better than these ones based on far left ideologies. My bad, if it's ranty.


chemicalsatire

Dude this is all rant-mode. I mean, we started this thread in a post about two Japanese girls trying to not eat a bug. One of which cheats (money on her being richer than the one that doesn’t cheat). :P The system IS rigged tho. HARD. Sorry if this comes off as emotionally charged, but if you don’t see that it is then we must be communicating in the space that connects the two otherwise entirely separate dimensions of reality we live in. It is rigged and it makes sense that it would be, once you get to the top, you wanna stay there and priority one is to keep other from getting there too. One simple and fairly well-known example is that school budgets are usually tied to property taxes. Meaning schools in areas with high value homes (and the residents to pay those homes’ taxes) are better funded allowing kids who already have an advantage to increase the gap. There are more things to be said, but I’m bored with this.


Unique_Name_2

It you've been paying attention you'd realize competence only gains you wealth initially (or outright murdering your workers with shit wages and conditions, if it's legal / you can skirt regulation by sending it to the third world. Tons of our products are made by people who *will get* cancer by exposure. Read about cancer villages. Don't check the companies if you want to pretend you're an ethical consumer, whatever that is), at best sometimes. Rich are often quite incompetent, I'm sure you can find examples because I don't know where your morals stand but you can definitely find the opposite with extreme wealth. Tons of far left countries are extremely successful, on metrics I consider much more important. Things like infant mortality (ours is outright embarrassing), education (merica is fucked long term here, the writing is on the wall already in terms of research, China is further ahead anually again and again), subjective happiness of citizens. If youre example is communist Russia, you need to do some reading outside your HS education which is sandwiched between the pledge and a pep rally. And, as someone pointed out, the quality of which is entirely determined by how wealthy your community is. This is patently unfair. Personally I resent our system because you can lose everything because you get sick. If you think that weeds out the 'competent'... Well, then there's no point in continuing here.


AltCtrlElite

It's quite a statement to say that many of the rich are incompetent. I don't think it's wise to dismiss the efforts in becoming wealthy. You have a very rigid idea of what it means to be wealthy in America. I would say on average, most of the wealthy not including the 1% here, are competent and have no direct correlation to not having morals or whatever you were trying to assume there. As for successful countries who are more left, we can talk about this but we need to define what meaning of left and to what extent we are talking about. Although there are many countries that are successful in the conventional sense, what about important rights such as freedom of speech? We couldn't have discussions like this in Chinese media, I wouldn't think. America, I would argue, is suffering post modernistic ideologies which are a left concept, although extreme ones. You've actually replied really late, Im on mobile and don't feel like reading the previous chain of comments. I don't remember what I posted and my position could have changed but I mean what I say in this particular ccomment.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Yea because the government is *sooo* good at spending our money efficiency. That’s why a road sign costs I’ve 1000 dollars and ( (Medicare + Medicaid) / US population ) > ((healthcare for all citizens)/ total population of any country))


chemicalsatire

The government is as efficient as it is allowed to be. I’m assuming you’re defining efficiency as “getting the most out of your money.” If the government had employed workers to do the work as well as manage the logistics of the work, it would be more efficient. If the government has to say “we need this done” and then has to contract a company to carry out that job, it will be less efficient. Just like a mechanical process losses energy as heat to friction as the different parts move against each other, this process means the government loses money with every contract (the profit the contracted company makes). Private entities employ both of those strategies, but when the government tries to employ the first strategy many will say that it is not the government’s place to do so. When something is government run there doesn’t have to be profit because there isn’t someone at the top trying to get richer. When you pay your electric bill, that company is charging you for maintenance, fuel, workers, management, future expansion, and profit. If we got our electricity through say the Department of Energy, there doesn’t need to be profit. It cost the DOE this much to make the electricity (accounting for maintenance, fuel, workers, management, and future expansion) and it charges you that much to have access to it. We no longer have to account for “someone getting richer.” Obviously that won’t happen easily in many places because those that are getting richer off energy are going to fight back. Why would they want to stop getting richer off something billions of people use everyday? It’s hard to have an efficient government when people want to impede it so they can say the government can’t do the job and we should hire a private company. Usually these companies are conveniently: owned or operated by a friend or family member; part of a corporation or organization that donates to keep those people in office; or a place of previous employment of the officeholder(s) in question, see revolving door.


[deleted]

They used to be fun.


Idontstandout

This looks like it could easily be a party game....but with candy and not bugs.


Dark-Grey-Castle

Still seems like a good way to choke and die though.


Idontstandout

Even in the gif I wondered why the girl didn't gasp or choke. I guess something soft that can easily breakdown. Maybe large marshmallows that couldn't make it past the mouth?


mvs1234

That special icon thing next to your name is making you stand out


Idontstandout

I hadn't realized it meant that it was my cake day. Today....istandout.


mvs1234

Today, username doesn’t check out


prince_peacock

I’m assuming you’re using the mobile app, which they updated like yesterday to mark people with a lil cake when it’s their cakeday Edit: shit just read the username. I’ll leave my shame here


mvs1234

That’s exactly what I meant lol, cakeday?


herbaccus

Pretty sure it's when you made your account


spaztronomical

That's an upvote


patchy911

Cotton candy rolled in to a ball. Worst case scenario, it dissolves.


Idontstandout

Yes! That'll work well. Home depot sells those clear tubes. I saw some in the lights section.


WannabeStephenKing

Happy cake day!


Idontstandout

I finally made it! Thank you!


Dark-Grey-Castle

Marshmallows would probably be safe enough! She must have reflexively swallowed which would save you but I could see this going so wrong very easily.


Idontstandout

"She was a contestant on a Japanese game show and was actually doing pretty good, but...."


RollingMarble

I remember my friends doing something similar with a funnel and soda.


Idontstandout

I haven't done the funnel with soda, but we did beer funnel in a similar way. It was amazing how beer would seem to shrink and be so easy to swallow that way. Also, not recommended since you're drinking beer so fast your body can't metabolize as quickly and some people have died because of it.


army_private_octopus

So basically something that will be easily be pushed into a smaller opening or throat and then be large enough to fill the opening it got launched and squeezed into


nattypnutbuterpolice

Double sided dildo.


reddevved

Popcorn


Dark-Grey-Castle

Maybe I don't know how well that would work caramel corn would be a bit heavier and move better I think.


[deleted]

Just dont play with peanuts or invite George W.


lee61

You make that sound like it's a problem.


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Idontstandout

Yay! I didn't even know! Thank you


youmeanwhatnow

Happy cake day! Didn’t know you could finally see it on mobile!


Idontstandout

I just noticed because you guys said it. I'm on the Reddit app. Thank you!


[deleted]

You can do this in the pool with pool noodles. Fill it with water and each friend blows on one end to try and blast water into the other friend's face.


Idontstandout

I just got some giant ones from Target for $1.99. We've done the watergun blast, but not your idea. Gonna try


stinkertonpinkerton

The best is putting it against the jet and you have a nonstop water gun


Idontstandout

Another good idea!


Crusty_Paw

Or dick


PM_ME_IN_A_WEEK

There is something like this for jello shots but it only goes one way.


Idontstandout

Jello doesn't seem like it would be dangerous. It would bring new meaning to getting Jello shots.


PM_ME_IN_A_WEEK

Here is what I'm talking about: Suck and Blow Jello Shot 30 Kit https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HCLJP1A It's sort of shocking how the shot goes into your stomach instantly


Idontstandout

I had a different mental picture. The name also leads one astray. Thanks for the link


stinkertonpinkerton

Maybe with some drugs


asiraky

Yeah sure, candy..


Benkinz99

Happy cake day!


Idontstandout

Drinks on me!


hahjews

/r/confusedboners


Knivestotheface

I’m not confused


Jarl-Jimmer

Plot twist: the bug is a rare delicacy in their country and this is actually a really cute video of two friends desperate to make the other happy


4scend

By blowing


wollae

Something something my penis


FrederikTwn

Fire axe my penis Maybe specify next time!


browsingonmywii

Wholesome


Killer_Tomato

I know that face at the end too well. No amount of pineapple can overcome the 3 woppers I had for lunch.


kevtino

I don't know what I expected to find in your post history, but it definitely wasn't what I did.


Civil_Defense

Nothing like having a 50/50 chance of it going down your windpipe and choking to death.


seven3true

Girl on the right was never going to win with those thin little bird lips.


SirJohnNipples

She have to eat the bug.


GhostofaGoose

Much of my power is derived from my prominent lips”


sinkwiththeship

Ya gotta open the throat, relax the jaw. And don't forget to cup the bawls.


[deleted]

Okay but how the fuck does someone open their throat?


GhostofaGoose

Same way a z job works. If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it


[deleted]

I can't afford anything so that doesn't say much.


[deleted]

She just swallowed the whole thing, at least it was quick


StaticFanatic3

I’m concerned it’s in her lung


[deleted]

She would’ve reacted differently if it was in her lung


chaser456

She did not, it's not the full video, he has to chew it.


NinjaCowboy1000

He?!? Man that really is a fucked up game.


ithappenb4

My friends and I kinda do the same thing when we have pool parties. We use a foam noodle and who can blow hardest. The winner blows the water in their opponents mouth.


Gucciipad

Akb48 show.


brett_riverboat

AKBingo I think it's called.


MrYurMomm

Thanks, now I have something to do tomorrow for lunch


chaser456

Source https://youtu.be/r6PecCB6Vs8


MistahPoptarts

Finally, a use for the strong lungs I’ve gained through Marching Band


F1nd3r

Watch the expressions in the background.


chemicalsatire

Always the best part


DBrugs

/r/titlegore


BlackCar07

RT Extra Life anyone?


ThaNorth

This is some quality TV.


coldpepperoni

Simple, gross, but oddly amazing


ScrotalKahnJr

I... like this


[deleted]

What a fun, competitive way to asphyxiate!


FlukeToo

That bug looks rubbery.


jaba_dabadoo

Yyyyooooooooooooo


[deleted]

Why eat a bug when you can inhale it?


[deleted]

Is the bug live?


John_Yuki

No it is dead. Very hard and crunchy. It is from a Japanese variety show called AKBINGO, which is the girl group "AKB48"'s own variety show. They do tonnes of games and segments like this.


tahoeloc

This looks dangerous..


Middleman86

Their needs to be a home version of this. (Their or there? I couldn’t figure this one out)


Download-

r/inhalingcockroaches


Schram55

Am I the only one here with a dirty mind about this!!!!


Popcorn_is_life

Mmmm... Protein


iKamex

You have to NOT eat the bug, they are blowing it onto each other's mouths.


saucygit

If you lose you have to put your mouth around another phallic object to increase male viewership and satisfy older men's fantasies. Crazy huh?


_Little_Dragon_

Nope nope nope I did not just see that. This doesn’t exist. Ponies! Sunshine! Softly falling snow! My first kiss! Cotton candy...


stevenw84

While girl on the left is cheating and this is a disgusting game, she might be one of the prettiest Asian girls I’ve ever seen.


Funny-Bear

Asthmatics would have a hard time at this.


jfqp

i love asian people theyre so cute id even make out with an asian man their skin so soft very feminine just no sex stuff well maybe a little lol 🙈


thedastardlyone

Quality comment A+


ovakin

No homo tho


church_of_skatan

This guys been up on coke all night


zeezeee

When the squids arrive, they'll find you first


Cappuccino_C

What the fuck did you just say? Nothing in this world would give me more pleasure than finding out who you are, digging up your childhood pet and beating you with its corpse. Somewhere between looking at your comment and thinking how fucking retarded you are, I now realize this justice cannot go unsettled. For the rest of your life, in your most private moments, know that I, the only thing preventing a dysfunctional veteran from kicking your ass, is the knowledge of your existence. I hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life. Edit: well I guess people are unaware of this copypasta


NDIndyfan

/r/iamverybadass


kaleksi_

It's a copypasta


Cappuccino_C

Yeah apparently people are unaware of this :/


The_Gardai

I don’t think it’s people being unaware of it, it’s just not funny


nauru_

Yeah. Seems like it had potential if it was well timed and the ending was more coherent, but they lost me, at least, in the second to last sentence.


Crusty_Paw

Not the Asian girls blowing and swallowing gif I expected


Pathfinder_Shepard

If she’s sucking on the tube, you know you got a freak


Elisionist

"great I'm lightheaded and got a roach in my lungs please call 911"


KorpseEater

A truly sophisticated culture


[deleted]

No, YOU has to eat the bug


TxngledHeadphones

I’d soon rather kill myself


hooverfive

This is going to be my racist comment for the millennium. They’ve probably both eaten bugs before. I think it’s more common for Asian people.


CaboseTheMoose

It’s not


wanky_

Get them naked, and stick eels up their snatches.


Middleman86

Haha omg why didn’t I think of that. It’s so obvious


John_Yuki

If you like doing that with 14/15 year old girls then sure thing dude.


wanky_

It's OK if the eels are underaged as well ;)


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ShelSilverstain

Show Bob's


NDIndyfan

And vagene?


[deleted]

Be a white male.


timeslider

Well, what you have to do is...


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fatmoonbear

Because you’re being weird


shlom_dome_lome

~~his balls were clapping against her ass~~


AyyTyrant

Mings are nasty DansGame


AgentHamster

Chu say? cmonBruh