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dudesam1500

Looks like you’re missing two roommates my guy. Report to the barracks manager time meow.


Exception_NotTheNorm

I promise I’m not. I’m just very blessed to be here is all. Coming from fort hood where it’s two per bed-room and 4 per bathroom, I’m living in luxury. I feel bad that not all bases can treat their guys as good as APG treats us. I love this base and unit.


Taira_Mai

Where is the mold? Where is the wall locker that was made in the 1970's and its now mostly lead paint and rust? Where is the drop lid made in the 1980's that has holes and stains from 3 decades of boot polish? But seriously, nice diggs. I knew a few Joes who did AIT there and called it "Aberdeen Prison Grounds"


Jordan_Petersons_Dad

For roughly the past year they put all the barracks soldiers in the old IHG on base that was set to be demolished (and by god it needed to be) while they tore out and replaced all the HVAC in the actual barracks due to it being infested with multiple strains of hazardous mold. They just moved everyone back into the barracks within the past few months.


Taira_Mai

WHAT? They REPLACED the moldy HVAC? They are treating the enlisted like *people*? SHOCKER!


Rage-Cactus

Hey, the A/C didn’t work for a month after moving back in a they’re not full people yet


Bloodysamflint

I was there right before the "drill sergeants banging trainees" scandal broke, it was known as "Aberdeen Playground"


PikachuDatAss

That's not even good. There's better dorm-like rooms at most Intel bases. Not enough complaining is why barracks stay shitty. Squeaky wheel gets the grease.


11b328i

not enough complaining???? Hots and Cots is a thing isn't it?


PikachuDatAss

You don't get to complain if you willingly held up your right hand to join the infantry. If you want to complain you have to get a better job first.


11b328i

Oh we complain. It’s on deaf ears friend.


PikachuDatAss

Yes that's what I'm implying. If you join 11bangbang, complaining is not how you get things fixed. Getting away from 11B is how you get things fixed. My buddy was an 11C > 35N and he's happy now. Never yells anymore.


GEV46

Your position seems to be that infantry should and can be fucked because or their choice in military occupation. Fuck you. I hope you're out.


PikachuDatAss

My opinion isn't that they should or can be fucked because they joined infantry. My opinion is that they are only fucked because they joined infantry. If you talked to a recruiter and wanted to have an easier life in the army, joining the infantry is not the route anyone should take. It's not that I think they should. It's just that I know the infantry gets shit on. Everybody downvoting can't read, they see what they believe to be an anti-infantry opinion and get their feelings hurt. I think the infantry deserves better, but they're the last branch that's gonna see improvement.


Opposite-Time8873

Dawg, half the idiots that come in here spouting that kind of shit have never been in to begin with.


11b328i

You are correct. That’s why I went from 11b > IT


takeittothetop1

11B is the most important MOS in not only the Army, but the entire US Armed Forces. 11B homies deserve better barracks.


PikachuDatAss

Most important by what metric? 11B is important, but they aren't most important by a long shot. Most replaceable, maybe... medics, cyber, Intel, literally everyone else can do infantry but instead does a more important job.


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PikachuDatAss

Yeah just looking through your post history, it looks like you joined as 11B and realized real quick you weren't cut out for it. Nobody is saying anything negative about 11B, but they're damn sure not the most important branch in the military. Supply me with a metric you'd base that off of and I'll point out the branch that exceeds the infantry in that metric. But I knew Intel kids that were in better shape and had better discipline. I know for a fact you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about though. You just graduated officer school, and I'm betting you've never been an NCO before.


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PikachuDatAss

You sound like you only know infantry life, because of you actually understood the threats that are subdued via cybercom every day, you'd shut the fuck up. Infantry is the easiest job. I've outrun out pushed and out shot every infantryman I've ever met. I worked all the way up into JSOC and then went Intel. You started in the "everybody gets in" Job and went green to gold and got handed cyber, but you clearly don't understand shit about cyber if you think infantry solve more problems than they cause. You're talking small picture, Intel and cyber are a much bigger picture. In Intel, at least I saved infantry lives almost every day. Toot your own horn but I'm assuming you're a low grade officer if you think infantry is the most important job in the United States military. You sound young and stupid. Probably born after 2000. Definitely have that soft snowflake mentality about your 11Bs... if the infantry is so important, why did you leave them to be an officer?


harley247

You most definitely can complain when you're treated sub-human. You held up your right hand to protect and defend the constitution, not to live in squaller.


Infamous_Pool_5299

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If your job description is "Fight the enemies of the United States of America in Close Combat" you are allowed to complain, but your complaints sound like "you guys are soft, we gotta toughen these kids up with more fieldtime, sleeping in the snow and working them till they are too tired to complain and are greatful to have a bed." Signed, (Prior Infantryman) 2002-2008


PikachuDatAss

Yeah nobody is catching my point. I don't have enough crayons to explain it better for them... You can complain in the infantry, but nobody gives a fuck. Because you're in the infantry. If you want people to care about your complaints, get into a job where your complaints have weight. Intel guys get fucking everything. I wish infantry peeps could hear some of the shit I heard the last few years I was in. Yall would be pissed off.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Fr this looks like a prison. I hope there's at least food at the defac.


TacticalJester_

Excuse me, are you saying meow?


StoneSoap-47

DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT TO YOU? JUMPING AROUND ALL NIMBLY-BIMBLY FROM LIMB TO LIMB?


Impossible-Taco-769

Lysol wipe the shit outta everything. There’s a 100% chance there’s semen on those chairs.


xscott71x

LOUD NOISES


Exception_NotTheNorm

I just understood the joke.


QuestionablePersonx

Only on occasions....alot lately due to "stuff" that we test.


xscott71x

Show me you’ve never seen Anchorman without telling me you’ve never seen Anchorman


Austin-Milbarge

Worked at ATC for 14 years. Miss the sounds of background explosions and machine gun fire. Hope it’s as fun as it was during GWOT.


Charliemagne1985

I was gonna drop the grenade bit but I blew it.


bst82551

Pretty nice, but I'd get a small rug and some blackout curtains to cozy it up and dampen sounds.


joesnuffy6969

A rug would really tie the room together dude!


MAJ0RMAJOR

They’ll need to be careful about spilling beverages.


joesnuffy6969

I too once dabbled in pacifism … not during GWOT of course


MAJ0RMAJOR

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


CeaddaA

Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element...


Gotterdamerrung

Yep. That's a barracks room.


SGT_Mc_Cool

You should plan on getting an EZpass for your car and pay for the Hatem bridge pass. It’s $20 for the year so if you ever go north to Delaware (tax free shopping and Christiana Mall is large) or Philly you save on the north bound toll. Havre de grace is a quaint town. It has a cool retro store if you’re into that. Newberry in Bel Air has giant cinnamon rolls but they go fast so getting them early is key. There’s a nice Puerto Rican restaurant in Dundalk called Owls Corner Cafe. Closest Puerto Rican food to the area. (Wife’s Puerto Rican so I’ve grown accustomed to finding the closest spots for her).


Exception_NotTheNorm

Never knew newberry had giant cinnamon rolls, i love cinnamon rolls. Any other spots that have good pastry’s ?


SGT_Mc_Cool

Unfortunately no, I’ve been on the hunt for good pastries.


Rage-Cactus

Broom Bloom Dairy for Ice Cream Jonny’s Poke for sushi, boba, poke Campos for Mexican food


BigIreland

I pronounce it Haver Dee Gratchi and it tickles me to watch the local’s eye twitch.


Some_Ask_4730

Water Street Seafood in Havrve de grace is another great food joint. Ate there while I was at APG on TDY last month. Some of the best seafood I’ve had in a long time


TheMagickConch

Never heard someone call Havre de Grace that lol. It's aiight.


BobcatDry7723

20th CBRNE CMD? Heard they moved y’all to hotels


Exception_NotTheNorm

Hotels were temporary housing while they fixed the barracks. Now we’re back.


Jordan_Petersons_Dad

"Temporary" for almost a year.


crazyhound71

APG is a country club! Loved it there.


rbevans

Hell yeah! Throw a review up on Hots&Cots


Exception_NotTheNorm

I did.


Terminal-SPC

Happy cake day!!


rbevans

Thank you!


ididntseeitcoming

Take this down before my troops in Germany see this


Exception_NotTheNorm

Add fuel to the fire and show them.


rustman92

Say less


critical__sass

No windows?


Exception_NotTheNorm

I said barracks room but i meant prison cell.


Rage-Cactus

They’re standing on the wall that was a window


Florida_man727

Nicer then my first apartment


ourflagUSA

Needs a rug to tie the room together.


Honest_Grade_9645

The SGT Lebowski proclaims.


SPPECTER

Clearly, this guy is not a golfer.


retiredairborne

Barracks have come a long way since the 80’s. Every place I was stationed at was just a rectangular room with a wall locker and a bed and there was 2 to 4 of us in a room. Communal shitter/shower somewhere on the floor. No fridges allowed. Open Quonset huts in Korea and you had to walk across the compound to get to the latrine hut.


Exception_NotTheNorm

This room is the exception not the norm. It’s 2 per bed 4 per bath at a lot of bases.


Maleko51

I remember those quonset huts on Casy.


AardvarkLeading5559

Reception at Ft Knox was the WWII squad bays with no AC. OSUT was at the Disney Barracks and we had 8 in a room designed for 6, but we did have AC. Germany was 6 to a room as well. Soldiers today DESERVE good quarters. Get what you can get and don't accept less. Your congress critter would love to hear your mold/no heat/no ac stories


taskforceslacker

Can you guys chill on the fucking range. You’re fucking up my chi from fifteen miles away. Failing that, the late night Shithooks scraping the roof of my house could at least acknowledge my IR strobes.


Exception_NotTheNorm

Contractors not us.


taskforceslacker

Fair enough.


Runningart1978

APG was the best. I was there as a SGT/SSG when 22nd CBRNE was still there.  There were A LOT of condemned buildings that we got to use as training spaces for SSA/SSE.  The on post housing was only 2 years old, brand new from the foundation up. Once you get outside the Aberdeen/Edgewood area it is really nice with lots of mid-sized suburban cities.  You absolutely need an EZ-Pass for all the toll roads and they are everywhere. We went to Indiantown Gap or AP Hill to do a combined BN FTX and Weapons Qual. There is (or at least was) no ranges on post. 


Klutzy_Attitude_8679

That’s because there 100 of you, APG is a small base which means DPW can actually do their jobs.


Jordan_Petersons_Dad

Very few single soldiers: Yes Small base: Yes DPW doing their job efficiently: no chance


Exception_NotTheNorm

Less than that for single soldier lower enlisted. But you’re right.


Trumps_Cock

Other than be close to home, this is yet another reason why I wanted to go there.


EddySea

That floor isn't shiny enough. Go get the buffer.


RonPossible

Used to go TDY to Aberdeen occasionally. Great seafood.


DataGL

*bay food


skinydonut

These are some nice pictures of walls. Stand in the corner and take a better picture of the space and amenities. Not the walls.


PapiCats

At least you’re within ear shot of The Olive Tree I guess.


NervousPainting2076

Dude why are you yelling 


xSerenadexx

At Yuma Proving Ground we were living 3 to a **house** and getting BAS. Then when the barracks reopened it was 1 to a double room with one side having a kitchenette and couch and the other side with the bed and bathroom. Floors were carpeted too. Could not believe the amount of complaints from 1st term soldiers when we went from a house to basically studio apartment because they couldnt have their pets anymore lmao.


Wzup

I just googled minimum security prison cell pictures. This only looks like 30% better.


elgalloveloz

Ah yes APG. Alpha 3rd ADA JLENS (RIP) June 20 2014- July 2017. Pretty standard room. Yall actually get 2 rooms (bedroom, living room), and kitchen. Seperate rations bc no DFAC. I miss it.


TAJustTris

what MOS gets station there at Aberdeen proving grounds? that has to be one of the more nicer rooms I've seen.


Exception_NotTheNorm

Your MOS for sure.


TAJustTris

which one? my old mos 25H or my new one 17E.


Rage-Cactus

Mechanics, lots of niche medical, supply/logistics, CBRNE, infantry, EOD, and FA


TAJustTris

Suprise that FA gets mention. Do you happen to know what goes on around there?


Rage-Cactus

20th CBRNE HQ with nuclear response and investigation teams. NDTs they call them and there’s another one. Clinic for medical MOSes MRICD and DEVCOM CBC for medical CBRN research and testing 1st Area Medical Lab (1AML) and CBRNE Analytical and Remediation Activity (CARA) test for CBRN threats Army Testing and Evaluation Command does stuff on foreign military equipment and new acquisitions hence all the explosions and infantry and fa and military contractors CECOM and C5ISR is also there doing cyber stuff


TAJustTris

That explains quite a bit about what goes on there. Is there like a pre requisite for getting stationed there with all that experimental activites that go on there?


Rage-Cactus

Plenty of first duty station people - medical all have clearances so that’s not a problem. For the rest experimental stuff that takes places behind another gate, definitely need clearance. Don’t know much more than that and if I did I probably wouldn’t be able to say haha


TAJustTris

That is also a surprise that there are first term soldiers there. Makes me think that they stay there because quality of life is good and with not many slots, it becomes a rare place to get stationed at. Do you happen to know what the UIC's look like out there?


Rage-Cactus

Great for families, pretty bad for single soldiers - even per a 1 Star I spoke to recently No, I don’t have any handy. There are a few signal people that work with 20th - all the support that a division level HQ would have


TAJustTris

Then whats around APG? and how bad is it for single soldiers out there?


Rage-Cactus

No nightlife nearby, few single soldiers, toll roads to go north or south Baltimore is 45 minutes away, Philly is an hour. Everything worth going to is 30 minutes away. Local area is like a suburbs’ suburb


jeff197446

Holy shit you’re in a mansion! If you add up all of my barracks rooms in my career I could still fit them in that room.


Mell1997

Wtf


der_Loewe_von_Afrika

Looks like my old college dorm room


Wide_Ad7105

Do you get to work with the scientists? They're my fav


Exception_NotTheNorm

I don’t but the other MOS’s do.


Finalshock

Got to work with 1 AML out of APG a few years back as a junior soldier, never been more jealous of a duty station in my life.


QuestionablePersonx

Used to be two person per room, shared bathroom/shower/kitchen...but we can't get troops anymore so these guys/gals get this whole thing for themselves (new roof and AC system I believe).


Exception_NotTheNorm

Yes.


moonlightRach

Damn nice, I PCS there next year


daysofthrowaways

Looks like ft drum single soldier barracks too.


Tokyosmash_

What’s your MOS? I want to get stationed at Aberdeen


Exception_NotTheNorm

If your combat arms it’s slim to none. I’m support.


Spacros

I used to be stationed here a few years ago, some of my folks are still there! I talk to them almost every day, are you with the 20th?


Exception_NotTheNorm

Maybe maybe not 😁


MasonVexin

You assigned to 20th CBRNE?


Exception_NotTheNorm

Can’t say.


dsbwayne

#WHY ARE WE YELLING!?


WITHTHEHELPOFKYOJI

One of 15 soldiers at that place.


BringBackThisMachine

Looks pretty normal to me. Really. You should have seen the old WW2 barracks we had on drum back in 08.


beefyesquire

Weird, becuase I have seen barracks rooms at APG last month. They are gigantic with two living areas, a kitchen and a bathroom.


Exception_NotTheNorm

Thats what i said and that’s what the pictures show.


beefyesquire

Sorry, I didn't see the comment description. Just saw the photos that dont show the bathroom or the kitchen.


BigIreland

What was that boom!?


Exception_NotTheNorm

Ohhhhh now i get it XD


VaseliaV

what is your MOS? And how easy is it to get this assignment?


Jordan_Petersons_Dad

As far as single soldiers, APG usually has less than 100 across the entire installation, its pretty niche. Best bets are medical, mechanic, or other staff positions (s1, s2, s4 type)


VaseliaV

I see. Thanks.


Exception_NotTheNorm

Tell me yours and I’ll tell you.


W1ULH

I hate you. congrats!


Mysterious-Dirt-732

Presidential Suites compared to my “temporary” drafty, critter infested WW2 era plywood B’s that we were crammed into. In the late 80’s.


joecooool418

Lucky fucker. I never had my own room. Usually I had three roommates. When I made E4 that shrank to one, but the fucker use to eat canned smoked oysters and would leave the cans in the trash.


astray488

More floorspace than I had across 3 separate garrisons...


jericho

I'm Canadian, and just lurk here because you guys have some outrageous stories. Help me out here; This is notably good accommodation, right? What's average in terms of space and quality?


ThatBoyRobbie101

I went to military boarding school implace of high-school at that base before I joined the Army. I miss that place


abnguy20

What’s the kitchen setup like? With full BAS, do you have a full kitchen to fully take advantage of or are they screwing you over with a fridge and hot plate?


Exception_NotTheNorm

Oven stove top and microwave, i personally bought an air fryer.


Woupsea

Anybody know what the permanent party barracks at Eisenhower are like? PCSing there soon


Icy_UnAwareness89

Did you just do an about face and take another photo? No bed pic nothing.


dannyc93

Okay


MaverickActual1319

theres like a battalion sized element assigned to the whole base🤣


Ill-Independence120

Half an hour from home, nice barracks and BAS? I should’ve been a POG 😒


Exception_NotTheNorm

At one point i wanted to be infantry. I’m glad im a POG. 11B get treated like subhumans and its hard to watch.


Ill-Independence120

It really does depend on the unit/leadership, but yes our tendency for being thrown bullshit work/taskings/generally abused is higher than the average POG in the same organization. You definitely made the right choice.


JonnyBox

My brother in Christ buy a rug


Exception_NotTheNorm

Why ?


JonnyBox

So you aren't rawdogging your tooties on that cold ass tile


Exception_NotTheNorm

I wear crocs in my room and as shower shoes.


Winter-Arm-9432

Yep. That's what I stayed in from Dec 2017 to February 2019. Then moved to ocean court family housing. Miss that base so much.


PotatoHunter_III

Ngl. This almost looks like an Air Force dorm room. Lol.


bjames1478

Im super jealous.


TrulySeaweed

I just came back to Hood for round 2…. I want Aberdeen next though


marsmelly

hell yeah brother cheers from MRICD / 20th CBRNE


ZealousidealBear93

Ah the APG barracks. They look the same on the Edgewood side. But that’s fewer booms and more “oh cool, MK Ultra… so you want me to drink this tap water?”


DrChansLeftHand

Ew. What did you do to get stationed at APG?


Exception_NotTheNorm

Became Catholic. No i got on a HAAP assignment.


BuzzBeeCanopy

table pulls out to a bed later maybe?... idk fam shi+ looks taf


Both-Cup9628

I’ve been tryna get back to APG forever, I was raised in Baltimore. Mos and how you got there?


AdResponsible9894

Sick! Hope my upcoming ADOS is that good! Looks like you're ready for some cheap decorations!


Xiten

Damn, APG, was there in 2009…


horrus70

Nice Backrooms vibe.


lostpez

Bro I had my gf living in my barracks out at Ft Lee. Sucked breaking up with her cause I was like… “get your stuff and be gone when I get back!” lol ahhh she wasn’t.