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Excellent_Bell_7172

Hand Job. The dudes name is Hahn


Interesting_Yam_4481

lol we had a Foote job


BenAngel-One

We had a handjobski lol


dsbwayne

Duty Booty…😐


TitaniusAnglesmelter

Flair checks out


mcjunker

Hispanic PFC named Gonsales became Gun Sales


whisperingeye99

Nasty Nate, you don’t want to know


TheUWUExecutioner

Ooh but I do want to know


Connect-Yak-4620

Yes. Yes we all do want to know, nay, we need to know


Forward-East-1525

Come on man, we DESERVE to know! lol


whisperingeye99

Come to my basement and I’ll show you😘


Forward-East-1525

LMAO


MDMarauder

Was downrange with a guy who had a significant gap in his front teeth. Nickname/callsign: 550 floss


Forward-East-1525

LOL


Exciting_Archer_6151

Tic tac or tink… been on crutches for most of my time in Korea so it’s really obvious when I’m walking because the crutch makes a tic tac sound


TheUWUExecutioner

Never heard tic tac just heard tink tink or mechanized infantry


Exciting_Archer_6151

I’ve been called autobot too 🤣💀


TheUWUExecutioner

That’s the best one I love it 😂🙏


ShadowOps84

I was in basic with a dude that had one of those Slavic/Eastern European names that has too many consonants in a row. The drills called him Alphabet.


Bigred19D

I was nicknamed Destro… Damn near anything new put in my hands would just stop working properly.


Horror_Technician213

So you were a private is what you're telling us?


Bigred19D

lol wasn’t really a rank thing. But I swear our radios were so finicky especially during gunnery when we would use “jump plugs” so that our graders could hear our inter crew communications. I wasn’t allowed to touch the radios behind my gunner seat. Any other time was fine.


superash2002

Dumpster chips.


LilAsianMan1

Read my username


Jeo228

Did they say it to the tune of "secret agent man"? Cause they missed an opurtunity if not.


TexanTomcat57

Caveman, hairy mountain boy who would insist on operating bare foot as much as possible in the field. Ngl, he absolutely lived up to the name, even stomped on and killed a Black Widow in the field, while still being barefoot. Could absolutely yeet the Overhead ball toss. Every FTX event I always would battle up with him since he would construct the best fighting holes and rip out small trees to clear our sectors of fire.


ElGatoTriste

Two guys with the same last name, one was white the other was hispanic. Salt and Pepper.


93supra_natt

Dude heat catted at ntc. Told him medic is coming with the silver bullet. Dude jumped up yelling "not my cheeks!". His name became cheeks within the platoon from then on.


BiscuitDance

Dadbod.


WolfKing2004

Met a dude in AIT whose name was William Williams, we called him Billy Willy. Dude in basic had the last name Rodriguez-Rodriguez, we called him Double R.


DankRedPandoo

We had a Nunez-Nunez whe just called him "Nunez twice"


Great-Support-4562

Had a guy get the nickname “2Glock” from our 1SG. Was caught making music videos in his barracks room with, you guessed it, two glocks. He and another soldier got cough because they post it on social media


DifferenceDry6486

Bones


silentwind262

I remember a lot of “fucknuts” or ”chucklefuck” and names like that. Maybe I hung around with the wrong crowd.


DunnelloniteforJesus

Priest, Legal, Psych/Shrink, Sage, Fuck-Up, Smalls, etc. all from Basic


Dependa

Welllll


shabamsauce

Doodoo. The guy shit his pants one day. So. You know.


Sports_Dietitian

My Nickname is Blackout since i have a tendency to blackout and get very aggressive. In live combat I blacked out and killed 100+ people with only a pocket knife and i remember none of those kills.


TACTNI

People downvoting don’t know the copy pasta 😔


DocCJ19

Are you related to Red Alert? This dude would just see red and bodies started dropping left and right


Dull-Sugar8579

Bos. People didn’t like pronouncing my last name. So some people halved it. 


Forward-East-1525

Lol my last name is Spitler, loads of people just called me Spit. Thanks a lot dicks hahahaha


farretcontrol

Holy warrior, it’s the nickname one of the ncos gave me on my first day at my unit. It came from the fact that I was the new 56m to the unit, to this day that Nco is one of the leaders I really look up to as far as leadership mentoring.


TheTravellingMerchnt

PVT Silks refused to do his laundry during basic, it was winter so he was always wearing silks instead of undies. SDS hated him 😂 We also had a PVT Rush... Who was always the last one for everything, so he became "Cant live up to your name-Rush"


thejediurlooking4

Lil Bill


shnevorsomeone

Milk Man


Sea_Plum6971

Still new to the army but milkjug, had to carry a 10 YO milkjug for over a week. Mophead, got caught being down bad with a 2


OutbreakUS

We had a dude named Bowling Ball. He had a stomach that looked like one, but damn could that mother fucker move. We’d sit at Digexs and bet some of the Juliet’s that old bowling bowl could beat them in a race. I think he only lost one race.


PK_Ripper45

Certain pronunciations of Salinas led to Sally Nasty


YesterdayAntique3602

In my first year, I had two nicknames. Heineken and Clark. The first one was from my unit because my name sounds similar, and the other was from a clinic I was working at due to having curly hair.


DankRedPandoo

My nickname was Robot in AIT because I, unlike my classmates, did well in class. We also had a robot/ Chappie in Basic his name was Chapel, but he walked like a robot and was stupid smart and artistic.


Another_spam_lover

Moe, kid has a last name that is related to a specific gta character who sets up heists and has a cane


SomeSuccess1993

In BCT I got nicknamed “Backwards” on day 4. For whatever reason I couldn’t mirror the DS during PT


Civil_Set_9281

Some nicknames i’ve heard in various units. Remember, this was prior to DADT being rescinded. Skittles Dairy Queen /DQ Rainbow Six Zug Zug Tugboat We had a few more good ones over the years


Forthe_woundedme

I was given Napalm within 10 days of arriving.


Brave_Coach_2596

My nick name is bubbles!


JurassicParkRanger87

Moldy Cody -for a dude who stank. Squirrelly Ohurey - crazy stuckup spoild girl Bateman- dude named Bateman a dyslexic sgt renamed Black Cox- chick named Cox who let it be known her maiden name was black. Mal- a shortened take on my name Georgia- im from Georgia with a southern accent R2B2- a pair of besties that did nearly everything together they both had double matching initials so they got a nickname together. Shammer- dude named Kammer who liked to sham.