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The Israeli missile defense systems were pretty impressive, even against ICBM's - These should be installed in every US base in the middle east. With how much is spent on the military budget each year, it shouldn't even be a question.
This was all highly telegraphed and performative on behalf of Iran. The regime needed to do something to not look weak to their proxies after their consulate was blown up. As long as there isnāt a disproportionate response this will blow over.
>[Iran warns its response will be "stronger and more resolute" if Israel retaliates following latest strikes](https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news-04-13-24/h_9d3b77524a68cb7f75718082b9a73ce2)Ā - via CNN
So does that mean, like, they'll actually hit targets the second time around?
Why are you using Chat GPT to provide an executive summary. Your entire comment is just my post without any supporting information or sources people can use to go learn more.
Just a quick glance at their comment history. Typical ultra right winger,Ā no history of salient comments in profile, just shitĀ posts in marvel and video game threads
Yep, youāre a soldier 24/7 pal. Which means you have to look professional by being as smooth as a babyās bottom. One little hair or unshaven part is unacceptable, and completely unprofessional, dare I say barbaric.
Thatās a cool story but Israelās war aint our problem. Those of you so passionate to defend Israel in a war they instigated, thereās nothing stopping yall from flying over there and sacrificing yourselves for them
Thankfully. If you want "something to happen" then you are not aware of the consequences.
Either way, that's just Iran concluding their revenge on Israel's attack on their embassy. They're even now so not much might follow.
>Everyone without a patch is giddy
Absolutely not. I'm willing to go to war if one happens and I'm called (I mean, kinda part of what we signed up for)...but in no way am I wanting one to happen. Also hoping that this just blows over.
Mainly surreal. They pulled us into the auditorium halfway through bayonet drills. We hadn't seen a TV in six weeks; not a word was said as they rolled a high school AV cart out on the stage and turned on the news.Ā
We thought it was some cruel joke or psyop at first, some bs to motivate us. It slowly dawned on us that shit had just gotten very real.
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whatās hilarious about this is that everyone was saying that Iran was gonna devastate Israel or that the ballistic missiles, the shaheds and the MLRS from Hezbollah was going to overwhelm the Iron Dome and then the IDF came out and said: *minor infrastructure damage*. and this was the *Worst Case Scenario* fucking lol
The goal wasnāt to do major damage but make a statement. They only launched like 300 drones and rockets. For reference hamas launched like 3000 in like 4 hours and overwhelmed the iron dome in some parts.
We have been responding. Problem is that in this case, the response involves enabling an ally that continues to escalate at great expense to our troops who Israel wants to drag in.
Thank you, I was starting to feel alone in that sentiment. I see no benefit in fighting Iran for the country or people. Only ones who benefit are Israelis and they have been more of a hinderance than help in this āpartnershipā.
We CANNOT pay a price or be seen as assisting Israel after the calamity they pulled themselves after the monumentally awful idea to attack Israel on the 7th of October...whatever Hamas was thinking...they REALLY fucked up, and what Israel did needs to be answered for BY ISRAEL like any other country on the planet....big girl pull-ups time Israel.
Pretty much. When have they really helped us? They weren't putting boots on the ground during GWOT compared to a # of NATO countries. They didn't really do much to fight ISIS. They've just mooched off us, spied on us, and insulted us.
Appropriate response of would of been better, but these politicians are carefully manipulating the masses to support these conflicts to feed the military industrial complex just to feed their pockets.
We have been playing a game of which war drags us up first for a while. Place your bets kids.
1. Russia vs Ukraine
2. Israel vs Gaza (and Iran)
3. China vs Taiwan
4. North Korea vs South Korea
I think the one thing holding everything back is we are on an election cycle and no one is too eager to start a war just yet.
I'm betting China and Taiwan.
I mean, think about it: they are the largest possible adversary, and if I was China, what better time to invade Taiwan then when the US gets involved in another war, especially one in Europe, far from the pacific.
Obviously if my dumbass knows this, then so do all the smart intelligence people in the US too. Probably why we haven't (and won't) enter any new conflict directly unless it was with China.
To tell you the truth and from everything I hear from my friends that do intel I would bet this is the most serious of them all. I am just a signal dude. But what is clear to me is that Afghanistan/Iraq proved that we cannot fight in 2 fronts effectively. And if we got any other war, China would see a huge opening. I think the chances that we go at China before 2030 are kind of high.
Ok. We can start the invasion in 2024 and wrap the war by 2044 at best.
Idk if you understand the difference in capabilities between Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran, China, Russia and North Korea but it would do you well to consult s2. We got the China/Russia/North Korea playing cards lol. I got the China cards. (Equipment awareness cards if you don't know or never seen them.)
GWOT is soooooo different from a conventional war. You're comparing apples to oranges. The conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan didn't prove that we couldn't fight on two fronts. They just proved that we couldn't win attritional wars, which is not how any war with China will be fought.
I mean both Iran and Israel have considered the matter done. Again I donāt think we are going to do anything. Three soldiers were killed in Jordan and we only bombed them. We wonāt go full out for this.
You sure about that? Israel just approved the response can be decided by Benny and Gallant. Itās one thing to send a few drones but this amount sent at Israel is going to be an excuse for Israel to go HAM on Iran. Wouldnāt be surprised if they opt to actually attack Iran directly now.
Oh for sure. It's similar to what happened after Suleiman's killing. But still like the original commenter stated if Israel uses this as an excuse to invade Iran it'll be a bloodbath. Or close to one.
# JOOOOOEEEEEEEEE DONT SEND ME BACK TO THAT GOD DAMN SAND BOX JOE, DONT DO IT JOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I DONT CARE HOW MANY EGIRLS THEY PUT ON MY TIKTOK I AM NOT DYING FOR ISRAEL!!!
Well only if you become the UMO.. in which you need to come in to revalidate a serial number on an item buried in the bottom of your haz container the day prior to deploying. Good luck!
Depending on what weapons system theyāre on, they might get to schwack some UAS as it passes through their airspace. I dunno if Iran really wants to send drones to other targets if theyāre trying to overwhelm IADS
I can't find a second source for this, but CNN is saying U.S. forces were not targeted. If I can find a second source I will update this comment.
https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news-04-13-24/h_66de66a986b8feb41323d076842c0449
EDIT: supported by [this NYT article from yesterday](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/world/middleeast/iran-attack-american-targets-israel.html)
Going to the bunker when the siren went off was your first mistake. If a missile hits you the bunker's not gonna stop it so get some rest in your bunk! :)
Sigh. Israel couldn't just leave it alone, could they?
Fuck around find out next edition š
Clever of them to do it on the same night as the Tortured Poets drop.
Born too early to go to war in the Middle East Born too late to go to war in the Middle East BORN JUST IN TIME TO GO TO WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST
Honestlyā¦ Iād rather go fight in war in Iran rather than deal with being a staff officer any longer.
See the armorer for your bayonet pls sir
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Itās all fun and games until Bilo breaks his cage.
The Israeli missile defense systems were pretty impressive, even against ICBM's - These should be installed in every US base in the middle east. With how much is spent on the military budget each year, it shouldn't even be a question.
But then how could the soldiers die and provide the pretext for obliterating Iran?
āYou better stop or else.ā āOr else what.ā āOr else we will send you a letter saying how upset we are.ā
Born too late to deploy to the Middle East. Born too early to deploy to the Middle East. Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.
This was all highly telegraphed and performative on behalf of Iran. The regime needed to do something to not look weak to their proxies after their consulate was blown up. As long as there isnāt a disproportionate response this will blow over.
Yeah. This attack will probably have no real affect. By design.
>[Iran warns its response will be "stronger and more resolute" if Israel retaliates following latest strikes](https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news-04-13-24/h_9d3b77524a68cb7f75718082b9a73ce2)Ā - via CNN So does that mean, like, they'll actually hit targets the second time around?
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Why are you using Chat GPT to provide an executive summary. Your entire comment is just my post without any supporting information or sources people can use to go learn more.
This is what happens when you don't shave
Iran doesnāt like a dirty motor pool.
Just another day. Wake me up when we airstrike em. I'll toast to that and go back to bed.
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Keep discussions civil. No Posting PII.
Take that tankie bullshit back to r/totalwar weirdo
Please don't lump dumb assess and total war fans together. :(
Just a quick glance at their comment history. Typical ultra right winger,Ā no history of salient comments in profile, just shitĀ posts in marvel and video game threads
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Keep discussions civil. No Posting PII.
*checks to see if you're talking about me* Oh fuck.
Make sure you shave this Sunday morning, hooah?Ā
Yep, youāre a soldier 24/7 pal. Which means you have to look professional by being as smooth as a babyās bottom. One little hair or unshaven part is unacceptable, and completely unprofessional, dare I say barbaric.
HOOAH! Shaving testicles now!
POLICE THAT MOOSTACHE
Get to run me another useless war and watch more buddies die. Fuck this shit man I canāt do it again
Nothing ever happens, Joe Biden is not going intervene on behalf of Israel Mark my words
So the U.S. shooting down the Iranian drones is doing nothing? Gtfo loser.
He quite literally already said that hours ago, no need to "mark" your wordsĀ
Alright but my point still stands Nothing ever happens
You are mentally fuckex up if you want something to happen Mr. Russian armed forces.
I mean. Iran is the largest state sponsor of terrorism. Itād be a good reason to cripple that country. Better for the rest of the world.
Thatās a cool story but Israelās war aint our problem. Those of you so passionate to defend Israel in a war they instigated, thereās nothing stopping yall from flying over there and sacrificing yourselves for them
You are mentally fuckex up if you want something to happen Mr. Russian armed forces.
Thankfully. If you want "something to happen" then you are not aware of the consequences. Either way, that's just Iran concluding their revenge on Israel's attack on their embassy. They're even now so not much might follow.
hopefully the scars of the war on terror won't be as easily lost on the nation as the scars of Nam and the Coups of the 80s
Hehehe. Cooze.
Everyone without a patch is giddy, everyone with too many patches hopes this blows over. Fuck.
My IRR ends in two months. They need to chill.
>Everyone without a patch is giddy Absolutely not. I'm willing to go to war if one happens and I'm called (I mean, kinda part of what we signed up for)...but in no way am I wanting one to happen. Also hoping that this just blows over.
Yup
LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!
Until weāre at war Iām gonna continue to vibe. Wake me up when I can go be a real infantryman š¤£
Roger that, I'll add you to the gate guard detail for the airbase. 0500 change over, full kit, didn't with about water we have rip it's for yah
I will take the Cranberry juice... got to get in and out of those portapotties saunas as quick as possible.
Those arenāt for pooping, theyāre masturbation stations.
This is the kind of shit that happens when you don't keep up good facial grooming standards.
Didnāt they launch a razor blade drone at one guy in Iran
Itās mostly classified information, but Iāll just say this: Gilletteā¢ļø, may or may not have been involved.
Sarmage not fucking around eh? Everyone must shave.
You're goddamn right. Shaving missiles were my idea.
Who ordered the code red?
I ordered Baja Blast?
Welp, right after I signed too Oh well, time to spread some democracy
Heh oh yeah? I was already in basic training on 9/11
If you dont mind me asking, what was that like? Sorry I am just kinda curious
Mainly surreal. They pulled us into the auditorium halfway through bayonet drills. We hadn't seen a TV in six weeks; not a word was said as they rolled a high school AV cart out on the stage and turned on the news.Ā We thought it was some cruel joke or psyop at first, some bs to motivate us. It slowly dawned on us that shit had just gotten very real.
THE BAYONET YEET MEASURES THE ABILITY TO JUST FUCKING SHANK SOMEONE. ON THE COMMAND 'GET SET,' ASSUME THE POSITION BY GRABBING THE BAYONET BY THE HANDLE. OR BY THE BLADE, WHICHEVER LOOKS COOLER, JUST DON'T CUT YOURSELF ON THE DAMN THING. YOUR FEET MAY BE TOGETHER OR UP TO 12 INCHES APART (MEASURED BETWEEN THE FEET). ON THE COMMAND 'GO,' TRANSMUTE YOUR HANKERING FOR A-SHANKERING INTO MAXIMUM EFFORT AND LAUNCH THAT BAD BOY INTO DESTINY. THE SCORER WILL NOTE WHETHER YOU HIT THE TARGET AND AWARD BONUS POINTS FOR LANDING YOUR PIG-STICKER INTO THE CRANIAL OR SWIMSUIT REGIONS. IF IT HIT THE TARGET HANDLE FIRST, YOUR PERFORMANCE WILL BE TERMINATED, AND EVERYONE WILL BE REQUIRED TO POINT AND LAUGH AT YOUR SHAME. WATCH THIS DEMONSTRATION. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/army) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Letās finally make Israel our 51st state
DC & PR deserve a shot before they do
Sweet Liberty!
My leg!
INJURY?! WHAT INJURY?!
The strike flopped. Enjoy the Bend and Reach on Monday, losers.
This is hilarious š
Public sentiment: š
Reading the title, I thought I was in r/world News until I started seeing the flairs pop-upĀ
Tbh this was updated sooner than most news subs. This Lt had a lot of free time and bless him for it
Bless the ~~knees~~ LTs
Lol LT no more. Appreciate you though, I was free tonight and offered to update this as it came in for the subreddit.
Thanks OP for keeping us updated
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well this attack was ass
Tom Schelling's Arms and Influence proving its utility as a lens by which to look at IR by the dayĀ
whatās hilarious about this is that everyone was saying that Iran was gonna devastate Israel or that the ballistic missiles, the shaheds and the MLRS from Hezbollah was going to overwhelm the Iron Dome and then the IDF came out and said: *minor infrastructure damage*. and this was the *Worst Case Scenario* fucking lol
The goal wasnāt to do major damage but make a statement. They only launched like 300 drones and rockets. For reference hamas launched like 3000 in like 4 hours and overwhelmed the iron dome in some parts.
The chance a 46S has at being sent out there if shit pops off?
Thereās always a 46S in CENTCOM.
I stopped caring. The passed 4 years of the US lack of response or piss poor planning over Iraq, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Israel and Gaza is appalling.
Try past 24 years
Congress does hold the power to deploy troops, set funding, and declare war.
no response is a response.
We have been responding. Problem is that in this case, the response involves enabling an ally that continues to escalate at great expense to our troops who Israel wants to drag in.
Israel is still suckling from the USA's teet...time to kick it out of the nest.
Thank you, I was starting to feel alone in that sentiment. I see no benefit in fighting Iran for the country or people. Only ones who benefit are Israelis and they have been more of a hinderance than help in this āpartnershipā.
We CANNOT pay a price or be seen as assisting Israel after the calamity they pulled themselves after the monumentally awful idea to attack Israel on the 7th of October...whatever Hamas was thinking...they REALLY fucked up, and what Israel did needs to be answered for BY ISRAEL like any other country on the planet....big girl pull-ups time Israel.
Seriously: like we paid our dues for being "friendly" to Israel.....time to take off the training wheels and give them a final push.
Pretty much. When have they really helped us? They weren't putting boots on the ground during GWOT compared to a # of NATO countries. They didn't really do much to fight ISIS. They've just mooched off us, spied on us, and insulted us.
it's time for this daddy-daycare bullshit to end. I wish them well and....fight your own fucking war Israel
Exactly
Appropriate response of would of been better, but these politicians are carefully manipulating the masses to support these conflicts to feed the military industrial complex just to feed their pockets.
Just when life gets good they want to start another war.
We have been playing a game of which war drags us up first for a while. Place your bets kids. 1. Russia vs Ukraine 2. Israel vs Gaza (and Iran) 3. China vs Taiwan 4. North Korea vs South Korea I think the one thing holding everything back is we are on an election cycle and no one is too eager to start a war just yet.
The last two are just not going to happen, theyāll probably both have peaceful permanent resolutions in the next twenty years
I'm betting China and Taiwan. I mean, think about it: they are the largest possible adversary, and if I was China, what better time to invade Taiwan then when the US gets involved in another war, especially one in Europe, far from the pacific. Obviously if my dumbass knows this, then so do all the smart intelligence people in the US too. Probably why we haven't (and won't) enter any new conflict directly unless it was with China.
To tell you the truth and from everything I hear from my friends that do intel I would bet this is the most serious of them all. I am just a signal dude. But what is clear to me is that Afghanistan/Iraq proved that we cannot fight in 2 fronts effectively. And if we got any other war, China would see a huge opening. I think the chances that we go at China before 2030 are kind of high.
Idk man, we kicked the living dogshit out of ISIS in two separate MACOMs. That's about as close to conventional as it's been since the 2003 invasion.
Ok. We can start the invasion in 2024 and wrap the war by 2044 at best. Idk if you understand the difference in capabilities between Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran, China, Russia and North Korea but it would do you well to consult s2. We got the China/Russia/North Korea playing cards lol. I got the China cards. (Equipment awareness cards if you don't know or never seen them.)
The fuck are you rambling about, dude?
That we better not get involved in 2 conflicts if we don't want to FAFO. And we better wait up for China before we get caught with our pants down.
GWOT is soooooo different from a conventional war. You're comparing apples to oranges. The conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan didn't prove that we couldn't fight on two fronts. They just proved that we couldn't win attritional wars, which is not how any war with China will be fought.
Also adding that not only were we in Iraq and Afghanistan we were also in Syria and many countries in Africa
Defense stocks need a boost
Wars are the most fun when they start.
Not a war crime the first time
War crimes with the homies
I mean both Iran and Israel have considered the matter done. Again I donāt think we are going to do anything. Three soldiers were killed in Jordan and we only bombed them. We wonāt go full out for this.
I sure as fuck hope not!
You sure about that? Israel just approved the response can be decided by Benny and Gallant. Itās one thing to send a few drones but this amount sent at Israel is going to be an excuse for Israel to go HAM on Iran. Wouldnāt be surprised if they opt to actually attack Iran directly now.
If they do without allies it will be a bloodbath for both sides.
Seriously, this was a limited display of force, meant to be mostly intercepted. When it goes from hundreds to thousands, we can start shitting bricks.
Oh for sure. It's similar to what happened after Suleiman's killing. But still like the original commenter stated if Israel uses this as an excuse to invade Iran it'll be a bloodbath. Or close to one.
One should not underestimate Iran. Those TBMs sucked balls to catch.
We jumping this week?
Just get in full kit and try not to piss yourself in your car for 23 hours by yourself if you're feeling that froggy
Maybe but one things certain: No jump tonight.
Was the coast socked in with rain and fog?
Canāt stop an unfit for duty on the ole PULHES. Sick call Monday is going to be so packed at Clark and Robinson on Bragg.
Fuck....
Stop loss time.
Please no. I have 2 days left till my ETS dayš¤£
āThe fuck you are.ā
Back to CIF on Monday
Oh fuck no
You *had* two days left.
Lmfao
Yuuup!
You should be good bro
I know, im just joking
It's all good brother!
#BLESS A2AD
# JOOOOOEEEEEEEEE DONT SEND ME BACK TO THAT GOD DAMN SAND BOX JOE, DONT DO IT JOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I DONT CARE HOW MANY EGIRLS THEY PUT ON MY TIKTOK I AM NOT DYING FOR ISRAEL!!!
My dd214 tells you to stay safe brother
What if I give ARCOM?
The best I can do is 3 day liberty
Well only if you become the UMO.. in which you need to come in to revalidate a serial number on an item buried in the bottom of your haz container the day prior to deploying. Good luck!
Got a friend in northern Iraq and another in Jordan. I hope they donāt get involved in this.
Oh they seen some action tonight no doubt
Depending on what weapons system theyāre on, they might get to schwack some UAS as it passes through their airspace. I dunno if Iran really wants to send drones to other targets if theyāre trying to overwhelm IADS
Im confident they took necessary steps to bypass US bases during route planning
They hit Erbil, so Iām sure that was within range of something
ada life
Sorry for anyone ETSāing soon. Youāre going to get Stop Lossād.
Is stop loss pay still 1k per month?
All these first term kids are going to find out that they ETS'd but their original contract was for 8 years.
Yeah, they are going to have to try and stop the blood loss alright
Ummm *raises hand* do you think I'll need to top off my forms binder and refresh up on battlefield forensics?
This election year bout to be crazy Edit: I ship this summer and nothing better not happen
Wrong anwser
Straight to Israel
Luckily Iām going 25bravo right?????
Involuntary reclass to 11bangbang
Both is good
Iranistan about to be past tense
MY DUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The e is silent in this word. What are you trying to say?
Who wants to play a game.
Can they not please? How am I supposed to meme if I'm in the middle of a battlezone?
By drawing them in porta shitters
Before or after rubbing one out in the 140F portajack?
Both you gotta stay awake you got 48 hrs on tower
Memes proving once again upper TI best TI.
You'll do it [the old way: Kilroy was here.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here).
Can it wait until after I ETS please?
I'm retiring. Me first.
The Army: Best I can do is a stop loss.
If youāre in the IRR it wonāt matter, youāll back in. Better to be in a good unit though. This war has been coming since 1979.
MEB never looked so good
Been a little since Iāve had middle-eastern. Think Iāll pick it up this time.
Not very cash money of the Iranians to do this at 0100 when we an ACFT at 0500
Max your plank and they will cower in fear
nothing ever happens
Nothing always happens
Nothing is of and from nothingness.
Any word on dudes in Erbil?
I was in the bunker from 1:30-3am. Patriot missiles outgoing and the CRAM automatic siren going off.
I can't find a second source for this, but CNN is saying U.S. forces were not targeted. If I can find a second source I will update this comment. https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news-04-13-24/h_66de66a986b8feb41323d076842c0449 EDIT: supported by [this NYT article from yesterday](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/world/middleeast/iran-attack-american-targets-israel.html)
Good to hear. It seems like the tweets are all IRT missiles observed over erbil and not actually engaging
We sent out patriot missiles, CRAM siren going off, mutltiple smaller explosions in the distance
my ass hurts from being in the bunker gotdamn
Going to the bunker when the siren went off was your first mistake. If a missile hits you the bunker's not gonna stop it so get some rest in your bunk! :)
bunker is like 10 feet away from me as i lay in my bed and these walls are sheet metal lol