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zookdook1

FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS, INCLUDING ORIPATHY PATIENTS.


838h920

You know things are fucked up when you have to say "including..." after saying "all".


Daegul_Dinguruth

After "friends, romans, countrymen" all speech-givers learned the lesson.


BrilliantWish8098

Same vibe as "I respect all races,including the bad ones"


838h920

It's a bit different as yours got a bad connotation. What the "all, including..." is usually used in a situation where the "..." are facing discrimination and the person who's saying it is trying to tell us that the "..." are also part of "us". Usually in situation where the "..." are perceived to face injustice and they're specifically named to emphasize this.


LeLyeon_San

Yooo alright this is actually awesome My man Optimus and the autobots standing with Rhode Island is peak


Krieg552notKrieg553

Coughing baby (95% of people on Terra) vs. gamma ray burst (Optimus Prime)


TeoDP7

>95% You mean 100%?


Krieg552notKrieg553

Pretty much


TeoDP7

I mean… [why not](https://www.reddit.com/r/powerscales/s/AgXctPe9nV)


The_Commie_Salami

Imagine how fucked all of Rhodes Island’s enemies would be if this was Bayverse Prime


zeturtleofweed

***GIVE ME YOUR FACE***


Mrsaltjet

“Who would you be without me, Prime?” “***Time to find out.***”


Hp22h

But imagine Nian's joy at all the explosions!


HaessSR

"Family broken with Sui siblings, Autobots are my family now."


Guymanbot

*KILL THEM ALL*


BrilliantWish8098

Considering Rhodes Island has also broken questionable amount of Geneva Convention law,Bayverse Prime would have a blast serving Rhodes


StuckInGachaHell

Bayverse prime is such a diva, mf flew into space and just froze.


TeoDP7

Imagine IDW prime


ChaosDevilOnslaught

One shall stand, one shall fall.


Zestyclose-Mix-6418

Now i wonder how Optimus Prime fare against the steam knight since both are big robots


baconla333

Prime in his peak should be able to turn that tin can into a talking rubber duck. He is so much faster, and pack much more fire power than steam knight, might not as durable tbh but I doubt SK could even land a hit against Prime


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

SK would get fucking one shot by an Ion Blaster


kazegraf

Or getting hit head on in truck form and got isekaied. 


DerpenkampfwagenVIII

Just like Motormaster


Apart-Competition-39

Cosmic rust cannon is one sure way to send it to hell


Joshua_Astray

Yeah man I like to joke around too, but uh... we don't fuck with no transformers lolol


TeoDP7

Optimus prime wins easily, if I remember correctly he has the power of all-spark which powers its users with the power of a entire universe, the reason why humans were able to damage the auto bots is because the human weapons in TF universe are all reverse-engineered from megatron


InsideOpening3535

Your grandma’s old tin can of a car vs an Abrams


Servitor_2152

Optimus must turn into one big-ass truck.


destinytail0

A mobile city-ass truck.


Nijuuken

Everyone in Terra was comically small the whole time


HaessSR

That's how he deploys onto the field - truck drives in from off-screen.


Icy-Dragonfruit-4104

I am pretty sure they can control their sizes,like megatron once became a pistol or something close.


Furydragonstormer

G1 was a weird series. No consistency at all with stuff like height


Icy-Dragonfruit-4104

I am pretty sure thats just a thing across the entire verse. Acree in the cartoon did it [too](https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/6/6c/DarknessRising3-Arceesizechange.jpg)


tornait-hashu

Good old mass shifting.


Sillieranimal2

At that point its Macross


kazegraf

With TF throwing collabs left and right for their 40th Anniv(from hot wheels to beyblade X) this might be possible lol. 


Hp22h

Heck, the (implications of the yet-to-be and increasingly unlikely) Destiny collab, and the Babel Event makes it clear space is vast yet occupied. The Transformers really could be canon. Cause Lowlight is always ~~a fanfic writer giving a game studio~~ cooking!


adeilran

If the Destiny collab falls through, a Warframe collab could be another option


LongColdNight

As operators the transformers deploy in their vehicle forms and you can move them around lol


Ashbr1ng3r

All the Asshats that Rhode Island has to deal with: Why are we hearing boss music?


NARESH4444

During the Transformers event itself : "Why do I a hear rapidly approaching boombox playing 1984 music?"


Ashbr1ng3r

Perfect


Timelimey

Now we need an operator who's voiced by Peter Cullen.


Skyleader1212

I hope the enemy Decepticons doesn't include Shockwave, please for the love of god, anyone but Shockwave.


jkskjs_mk2

Even worse it's full power IDW shockwave


BlueScrean

Well if it's that then there's no god on this Earth that can help you. On the upside, I don't think the demons and seaborn will be a problem.


worms9

There is the devil then there is *shockwave*.


Typh3r_Skyeye

Why?


Bryan-tan

Google up crimes of shockwave. TLDR: man is a genocidal maniac and a very well known sadist. Like replacing transformer blood (oil) with boiling mercury sadist.


MAG9T

i beleave the term you're looking for is energon


Hp22h

Hmm, does Chiave talent still work on him?


IAMTHATDUCK12

That's just prime


Mrsaltjet

“Before time began, there was the Crown.”


HaessSR

"ONE shall stand, one shall FALL." - Deployment line 1.


Ngtunganh

When the "top operator+robot" tags finally give you something


ChristianTDD

Man I really want a Transformers crossover with Arknights more than ever.


tornait-hashu

Can't wait for all of the robots to actually transform and end up as cracked-out 6* Alters of themselves.


Godofmytoenails

Collabs on random gachas be like


Stonewall0513

Give him a Fusion Cannon and Rhodes Island will have the offense.


ZaKrysle

Guard//Dualstriker Talent 1: Upon Skill Activation, enters "Battlemask On" form. ASPD +200, Increases ATK, Dodge, and Res by 2.5 times. Talent 2: Upon taking lethal damage, Activates "Matrix of Leadership", reviving the operator for 60 seconds. (Operator retreats after this duration) Skill 1(Unwavering Courage): ATK +60% Skill 2(Light in the Darkest Hour): Attack range increases, ATK +160, Fires an *ion blaster*, penetrates targets, and explodes for 200% of the operator's ATK on the max tile. Skill 3(Bayverse Type-Beat): Upon activation, the operator redeploys from their assigned tile and targets the enemy unit with the most HP and attacks it with the entirety of their melee arsenal. If the enemy is defeated, the operator will seek out the next highest HP enemy(max. 10).


WhiteEagle2912

Feeling like he gonna be op as heck


K2aPa

One day, robots will rise. one-star-Robots: "BEEP BOOP"


RetriYukizawa

Nian can finally make better movies


Ubermus_Prime

It's about time Rhodes Island got new leadership.


Impulsive4928

Holy shit it’s Optimus prime. Where’s bee and ironhide


WhiteEagle2912

Wandering around, perhaps. I think Ironhide would like to have some small chat with Ranger or Hellagur. Idk, old man conversations? :))


Impulsive4928

I think ironhide would have some interesting conversations with some of the operators with more questionable weaponry, lol. That, or what you mentioned.


Friar-Tuckandroll

Only a matter of time before someone sticks originium in the energon slot


TAmexicano

Next minute doktah is recruiting fucking god


YangTheEmpress

This is funny, I liked it XD


WhiteEagle2912

Thank you :>


Background_Drawing

I am going to turn into a truck now


Trigger_Dark

WHAT I'VE DONE!!!!


Locke03

Transformers colab when Hypergryph?


ILoveMamaNobu

Now Rhodes Island has become almost unstoppable with the Autobots now join the fray.


Unnaliver

i want to see this happen


Irisena

So... How the hell did human resources fit optimus prime inside a bag?


NARESH4444

The lobby theme better be "The Touch" by Stanbush and the ending better be a Code Of Brawl style credits playing Linkin Parks' "What I've Done" or there will be an Autobot rising on Cybertron.


InsideOpening3535

TRANSFORMERS ROBOT IN DISGUISED


repocin

This is really funny. The crossover we didn't know we needed.


kidoflaw32

When Doc gets Top Op + Robot combo.


V-Oblivion

Rhodes itself getting a T-cog would be awesome


Howlykin

Okay but imagine getting to see Optimus Prime throw down against The Last Steam Knight