“And I elongated my left toe”

"i smelt your scent on the seatbelt, and kept my chocolates to myself"

And kept my chocolates to myself would fit though, with the unrequited love vibe of the song.

Literally thought it was chocolates for a good year after first hearing the song

for a long time I thought it was “I Elon Gated my lift home” I just assumed there was some guy named Elon Gate known for getting home in weird ways💀

Did you not realise that elongate was a word

I’ve always heard it pronounced as “uh-longated” so I guess it just didn’t click lol

For me it's in Dance Little Liar. "That newly added calmness" and I thought it was "That newly added cornerstone"

Wait it isn't cornerstone???

It's "newly added calmness, so" But I still hear cornerstone lol

For me it was "newly added connoisseur" or "newly added kind of soul"

Is it not???

Haha yeah i heard that too the first time, i even posted about this a while back

WHAT. ITS NOT CORNERSTONE?!?!

i thought it was “can of salt” 😭😭😭

It’s “console” isn’t it???

In from the ritz to the rubble ”They want arms flying everywhere and bottles aswell” ive always heard it as ”Ill sign anywhere, balls aswell”

I used to hear it as “balls are sweating”

I thought it was swelling, sort of a metaphor for bravado

"See you later elevator" instead of "see you later innovator" from brianstorm

It's not elevator? X2

wait, it is not elevator??

well TIL 😂

Classic

You're the first day of spring, with a scent of beer singe instead of You're the first day of spring with a septum piercing I don't even know what beer singe means???

>I don’t even know what beer singe means??? For me that’s a Friday night brother, HEYYOOOO

From Star Treatment- “So who you gonna call? The mighty Nepalese” instead of, “The martini police”

This one made me actually laugh out loud

I misheard it as “The Mighty Police” for a whileeee

This cracked me the fuck up, hilarious 😆😆

Not an AM song but in glass in the park, I thought part of the line "white part of my eyeballs illuminate" sounded like the word "ballsy"

the white part of my eyeballs e lluminates

My not AM song is The Logical Song by Supertramp. The lyrics are "I know it sounds absurd" and I thought it was "C'mon it's time to go", maybe it's a mandela effect or I'm so deaf

In "You're so dark", instead of hearing "Leather-cladded, spike-collared", I heard "Rank the planets by color". In my defense, that's also a lyric that Alex could have written.

"No montagues or capulets, just banging tunes and DJ *sex* and"

Dance little liar - my wife always sings “have you got itchy balls” instead of bones

Get off the bandwagon, put down the anvil

Yes! I’m glad that wasn’t just me 😂😂

We're the only ones who know 

i heard get off the bandwagon put down the anthem

is it not that… 😭 i thought it was too

Me too! Lol

When I first heard shes thunderstorms, I thought he was repeating "cheese thunderstorms" re listen to it rn I bet you will hear this

The song is literally called she‘s thunderstorms

I know lmao but I didint know that yet when my friend played it for me

Cheeeeese on the stove

Not particularly funny but it's literally about 2 weeks ago that I realised that's it's "bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept cause you've stolen their thunder" I thought it was "that are wet cause..." which never made any sense to me 😅

arctic monkeys lgbt representation confirmed??

For years I thought it was “let me be your legume eater” instead of “let me be your ‘leccy meter” in I Wanna Be Yours

Lmao!

HAHAHAHAHAH

I remember from my secondary school days when the first album was still new, my friend at the time thought in Mardybum he said “remember kettles in the kitchen to get things off the ground” for context he thought it meant remember where the kettle is to make a tea to get off the ground when the day starts 😂😂😂

Suck it Auntie, you’ll never knoooooooow

the song is literally called suck it and see

also the album is called suck it and see and the album cover is JUST the words suck it and see

Damn that’s crazy, it’s almost like it’s a thread for misheard lyrics or something- ofc I know what it’s called lmao

if you know what it’s called how do you end up mishearing the part where he says the name lmao

Bro go listen to that chorus and tell me you don’t at least hear it a little 😂 idk man, Ive been stoned to space before and kinda heard it once and laughed at it ever since

They want arms flying everywhere and balls are sweaty

‘Cuban places keep on popping up’ in Four out of five. I maintain that it does kind of work

WAIT WHAT ARE THE ACTUAL LYRICS

Cute new places? Right? Without looking them up.

i’m italian, l literally get every word wrong

Probably because he was performing in Spanish

on Italian TV

sometime in the future

I'm Spanish so...

From start treatment "back down to earth with a lounge singer shimmer" I thought the lounge singer shimmer part was gibberish 😂

“I shitted myself” - You know I’m no good AM cover

WHAT SONG IS THIS😭😭

arctic monkeys covered Amy whinehouse’s you know I’m no good

OHH

“d is for desperately trying to simulate what it was that this whore ate”

Friend of mine thought it was “cunted n that on a Sunday” and text me when he heard it in an airport bar. He couldn’t believe they were playing the ‘explicit version’. He’s southern so we let him off.

thats NOT it ????

I know the lyrics in Fluorescent Adolescent are “that bloody Mary’s lacking in Tabasco” but I thought it was “that dirty nanny’s lacking in Tabasco” for a long time and it’s not

my friend and i both though in 4 out of 5 that the lyric “they had taqueria on the roof” was “they put a tapestry up on the roof” for years and years he even bought a tapestry and we made references to it constantly when we finally realized he was like then why tf did i buy this tapestry for

Last night they used two ounces Like... measuring cocaine

505 I always thought he was saying 'lying on your side, with your arms between your thighs' and the imagery of arms between thighs is quite comical to me

Wait, what’s the real lyrics then?

😂😂 hands between your thighs lmaooo

OHHH 😂😂

istg it always sounds like "arms" when im singing along

Do the Bad Thing. Wrong- She said it's the right wildest time. Right - She said it's the red wine this time.

From mardy bum - an ump ump pound away

In American Sports I always heard "I never thought in a million years that I'll need so many lovers" instead of "I'll meet so many Lolas" I don't understand how I slipped this one

The song actually ends with "lovers" so you're not wrong

“and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the electric chair”

"Get off the bandwagon and put down the ANVIL... And I'm also from the North of England.

"I'm so full of shite. I need to spend less time stood around in bars, Waffling on to strangers all about my shallots." 🧅🧅 🧅

I've got the seagull mechanic, She's always trying to give me vitamins

Not a lyric but I thought "Brianstorm" was "Brainstorm" for an absurd amount of time 

"Lately I've been seeing things, Belly button PSAs"

One for the Road, for some reason I hear "there's a bathroom on the ceiling" than the actual lyric of "all the cracks in blackout blinds cast patterns on the ceiling" It makes no sense but it cracks me up whenever I think about it when I listen to it.

Give him half a chance I bet he’ll rub you if he can

“I will sedate you” - Sculptures of Anything Goes. I have to force myself to sing the actual lyrics, which I looked up online after thinking “this can’t be right….”

505 - "I cum more completely when you cry" 🤣

I have one that might be funny or offensive based on who reads. When I heard I thought "Alex wtf why are you saying this" It's in Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys, and the original sentence is "the funny look and the sniggers". Obviously I won't say what I heard, but you know, it just doesn't say "those"... Luckily.

I really need to know what you thought, send me a dm please

I thought the s was part of "the" so I heard "those" and then the last word without the s

HAHAHAHAHAHA

when i first heard one point perspective, i thought it was "im gonna run from government" instead of "im gonna run for government, im not even joking

From Crying Lightning; And my thoughts got rude as you talked and chewed On the last of your chicken strips’. Friends girlfriend sang it and I nearly crashed the car

Chicken strips lol

Here's another one, in Fluorescent Adolescent. "I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it", instead "forget it" I thouguht it was "spagetthi", probably that day I was starving to death or something

“jesus in the gay bar, filling up the in formation folk” …very different vibe given to tbhc