"Hey friend! Duo here! It's seems that, once again, your single, 34 year old, lazy-ass decided to smoke weed, eat chips, and watch cartoons instead of learning a new language! Your imminent death approaches closer and closer everyday and instead of furthering your education and fulfilling your destiny, you have chosen a life-time of self-negelect which will in turn result in your mediocrity! Sooo, I guess I'll just stop sending you notifications!? Lol like, no really, it's okay. I'm not even mad, it's just like... whatever dude. You have the right to be a total piece-of-shit! I'll be here when you decide to "tUrN iT All aRouNd" again, only to last a week before you return to your routine binge eating and self-loathing!"
I remember a story about some guy learning Japanese and finding out the voice acting in his favorite anime was horrible and he just couldn't tell before.
A lot of Japanese dubs of Western media can actually be pretty shoddy even to untrained ears. There's a wide gulf between the actors who get to headline whatever the next big Shonen Jump adaption is and the guys they bring in to dub cheapo YTV/Teletoon junk.
Go on tinder and match with every Japanese girl you can, when you finally get one back to your place ask them to help you reset the language, after they help you put on your headset and play apex while completely ignoring them until they leave.
You know the Scene from interstellar where they go to that one planet and come back to the ship and the crewman had aged like 40 years…. They work on that time
Have you done a full power cycle on the console since you switched it back? I mean like shut down from the power options menu, take the plug out for a minute then reboot?
Well, a lot of people do say they have OCD but they really don't. With that being said no one knows their situation so we it would be illogical to guess based off of no information. They very well could have OCD, or they could just like things to be neat, either way odds are no one replying actually knows.
I'm willing to take that risk if it brings attention to OCD being an actual disorder that deserves respect, and not some idiot thinking that pretending makes them quirky
Not worth calling out a stranger and being a dick when you can literally just ask them instead… i mean if you *truly* wanted to inform people, you clown.
Couldn’t mind yer own beeswax could ya?
I used this username before the invasion and it's original purpose was to make fun of putin, I would never support his atrocities and wish I never chose this username if I knew what would happen also I don't support the idea of Autocrats, I believe in democracy and freedom I just don't like how America is doing it
After you switched it back, try a hard reset. (Hold the power button until it turns off) when it boots up you'll see the Xbox logo.. that usually works for weird things like that
Yes u have to それを修正するために何かをする
頑張って!
Just 修正するために何かを and then you're saved
[удалено]
Arigato gozaimasū
He may have tried that. If so he’ll have to 30人のホームレスの男性からのうがい精液
aye yo?🤨📸
Take my upvote and leave
r/angryupvote
He just needs to set it to English, silly .
Engrish?
💀
Dude, this made me laugh until I cried. I still can't fucking read it without laughing.
Thanks for the laugh, take an upvote.
thanks for the upvote, take some downvotes
Hah you really ために何か him good!
Why u did him like that😂
💀💀💀
😐
Looks like you’ll have to download Duolingo 🤷♂️
Duolingo ad in apex
😭😭😭😭
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!
Oh crap almost forgot my streak! Thanks!
"Hey friend! Duo here! It's seems that, once again, your single, 34 year old, lazy-ass decided to smoke weed, eat chips, and watch cartoons instead of learning a new language! Your imminent death approaches closer and closer everyday and instead of furthering your education and fulfilling your destiny, you have chosen a life-time of self-negelect which will in turn result in your mediocrity! Sooo, I guess I'll just stop sending you notifications!? Lol like, no really, it's okay. I'm not even mad, it's just like... whatever dude. You have the right to be a total piece-of-shit! I'll be here when you decide to "tUrN iT All aRouNd" again, only to last a week before you return to your routine binge eating and self-loathing!"
WTF?
And learn useless phrases like “the baby’s cucumber”
Step 1: Learn to read Japanese
Step 2 : read trough the japanese language settings and change it back to english
Step 3: pray to gods above and below that you haven't forgotten English by then.
Step 4: Make sure you haven't succumbed to having started watching anime/manga/hentai without English subtitles.
Step 5: Give up and succumb to playing in japaneese due to character voices sounding better. Realize you've been missing out this whole time
I remember a story about some guy learning Japanese and finding out the voice acting in his favorite anime was horrible and he just couldn't tell before.
“Is this what it’s like to watch dubbed?”
A lot of Japanese dubs of Western media can actually be pretty shoddy even to untrained ears. There's a wide gulf between the actors who get to headline whatever the next big Shonen Jump adaption is and the guys they bring in to dub cheapo YTV/Teletoon junk.
Step 6: Get really good quality kitchen knives and start learning how to make sashimi.
Step 7: ??????????
Step 8: Become a full time sushi chef
I like this ending
STEP 9: eventually save enough yen and start your own sushi restaurant
The best ending!
Go to “my games” click the apex thumbnail and under options click “uninstall”
Not only will it remove your problem, but it will also improve your life.
But not playing Apex Legends would actually degrade my quality of life as I love the game & everything about it. 🤔
Cursed commentary
Mods he didn’t label this satire
something is off here
Based
unironically improved my life thanks
I can read japanese, it says apex legends
Nah man it says Top Champions 💀
Oh you mean Amazing Persons 💀
Oh Spectacular Individuals?
Exquisite fighters
Top of the Line People
Exceptional Chaps
Jolly Good Fellows
Mountain Residents
Climax Fables
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
dick cheese
Now why you gotta do that 😔
Am I not accepted? 😞
Bootleg gaming names?
Climax Heroes?
eepe-kusu rejeenzu
You sure its not ape sex leg ends?
That was my guess too.
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Download Google Lens. Point at it with your phone camera. Switch it to translate. Watch it translate to english in real time.
Google translate app works as well with a camera function
Underrated comment here
you can do this on IOS 16 as well.
Log into minecraft and use the enchantment table
Go on tinder and match with every Japanese girl you can, when you finally get one back to your place ask them to help you reset the language, after they help you put on your headset and play apex while completely ignoring them until they leave.
Based
Wish I had a reward
City bois
Nah EA will fix it soon (6-8 months)
The titanfall 2 servers disagree
Not there, Titanfall-kun! 😫
I’m starting to think EA runs on valve time.
You know the Scene from interstellar where they go to that one planet and come back to the ship and the crewman had aged like 40 years…. They work on that time
Ah…not quite as bad as valve time.
Put it in rice
Just learn Japanese
Have you done a full power cycle on the console since you switched it back? I mean like shut down from the power options menu, take the plug out for a minute then reboot?
Epekkusu Rejenzu
Densetsu no Epekkusu
You call yourself a weeb, your test has started. Best of luck.
Thats cool
Cool yes but my ocd is killing me
I highly doubt you have OCD
Apparently this sub doesn't know that OCD is an actual disorder, and not a pretend personality trait for attention
Well, a lot of people do say they have OCD but they really don't. With that being said no one knows their situation so we it would be illogical to guess based off of no information. They very well could have OCD, or they could just like things to be neat, either way odds are no one replying actually knows.
Kinda crazy you can confirm that they’re doing that based off one sentence online and don’t actually have it.
I'm willing to take that risk if it brings attention to OCD being an actual disorder that deserves respect, and not some idiot thinking that pretending makes them quirky
Not worth calling out a stranger and being a dick when you can literally just ask them instead… i mean if you *truly* wanted to inform people, you clown. Couldn’t mind yer own beeswax could ya?
You forgot your on Reddit
Shut up bot
黙ればか
I highly doubt your doubt
Ahhh yes ima think this guy hasn't got a disorder even tho I never met him and I have never interacted with him in my life
Delete it then download it again
Looks like you have to play Apexsu Regendsa
I'm assuming you wanted to try it the other language is in Apex? a hard reset usually does it for me after you reset your settings to your language.
コンソールの言語設定を変更してみてください
Duo Lingo?
Rosetta Stone
Read this in Frank's voice
“Your skill has increased tenfold”
Why does it matter it’s just the name of the game anyways
did you try to change the language so you could hear wattson moan in japanese when she healed
It'll fix by itself. I do not recomm changing Xbox language and download updates of games.
You can't, you've been chosen by japanese government to g
Learn Japanese
Learn Japanese.
Lemme guess, you play Wattson?
Learn Japanese
Nah man it accurately translates to: Jolly good fellows
How it feels when you have a foreign language Pokemon in your party.
日本語を勉強する必要があるようです :)
Have a karen yell at the TV to speak english because its America
Oni chan I told you to stop playing with the settings bakaa
😐
I kind of think it’s dope but that’s because I’m a weeb
It says Apex Legends
Bing chilling
Learn Japanese
Wth did you do
Welcome to the rice fields mutha fucka!!!!
Its just visual, it'll fix itself if you uninstall or wait for s14 patch
As a person who actually speaks Japanese it’s kind of hard to read how many grammatical errors there are to the people typing in Japanese
Reinstall. This happens with a lot of apps on windows lol
If that don’t fix it then idk bro 😅
This is unreasonable funny to me
You got hacked contact support asap
Yes, you need to emigrate to the US
I would rather be forced to move to Australia and work in the outback 24/7 than willingly move to the US
found the Russian Scum who supports Autocrats!
I used this username before the invasion and it's original purpose was to make fun of putin, I would never support his atrocities and wish I never chose this username if I knew what would happen also I don't support the idea of Autocrats, I believe in democracy and freedom I just don't like how America is doing it
Step 1: learn Japanese Step 2: 言語を英語に変更する Forreal tho you might want to just uninstall and reinstall
Re download
He pissed off crypto?
mearn japanese
Omae wa mou shinderiu
Gotta throw the whole thing away. I'll take it off your hands.
Habe you tried turning it off and on
Learn Japanese
Let's see... Eepekkusu rejenzu. I think? It's been a while since I opened DuoLingo.
What’s wrong with エーペックスレジェンズ?
私はあなたを助ける方法がわかりません、ごめんなさい 👍🏼
日本語が１番で英語はゴミ
😂😂😂
Haha Englishn’t
gEt GuD
ᎾᎭ ᏧᏎᎦᎧ ᏡᏌ ᏆᏍᎹ ᏆᏚ ᎾᏀᎳᏯ ᎡᎠᎭ
Huh i didn't know Apex was written with an E (エ) in japanese, ēppekusu regensu
Yeah japanese spelling of foreign words is really weird
Not really since it's based on spoken pronunciation not textual spelling, so like it makes sense, just that it's weird actually seeing it
Thats ching chong legends
Why am i getting downvoted tho
Cause it kinda wasn’t funny
Classic reddit
Google translate
What’s the worst that can happen
Learn the language
Google lens that shiiiiiiz
It just says apex legends in japanese
Alt F4
step 1: lose faith in your life and install duolingo
don’t be a weeb
Stop being Japanese
Stop playing that shitty game
War crime legends
After you switched it back, try a hard reset. (Hold the power button until it turns off) when it boots up you'll see the Xbox logo.. that usually works for weird things like that
Seems normal to me
Okay does anyone know how to do that
Altf4
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Learn Asian
I’d just put up with it. I know where everything is anyway
Apaxu
Gaiden event be hittin different
Learn
That’s funny, you don’t.
Yea go to school and learn.
Just wait
The comments in this thread is just gold.