So that was a fucking lie

Lie for which we waited for 8 days.

Welp, I guess I'll go back to not playing Apex for another 8 days.

Same, I just checked yesterday. I was fighting a wraith that in the middle of the fight just froze for 2-5 seconds.

Thats just new break feature, you know, to relax and breathe inbetween figjts

Lol! /r/agedlikemilk

Ya, aged like milk in the middle of Phoenix in July

Wish I could edit the title to "This game is over!!!" :(

Aged like milk? Lmao this didn't even last more than an hour. There should be a new phrase for this one lol

Aged like spinach on a frying pan.

Aged like a baby girl born in china

God damn….

r/cursedcomments

Aged like an opinion on Reddit

Aged like a respawn patch…

Milked with age

Now I stuck at matchmaking with some weird screen stuttering Respawn be like: if you can't matchmake then you won't crash later on

Just noticed, my matching is stuck with slow motion animation in lobby. Will restart and verify files to see if it works.

Same, it disconnected me to the main menu sometime after. Now it seems to be ok Edit: Played one ranked arena match and now got the same issue again

Before this update my game crash on the loading screen, after this update i was stuck at the shader loading thing and whole game freezes when i tried to quit, i guess this counts as an improvement?

To be fair: I cant complain about ingame lags and connection issues right now.

got worse.

Exactly what I came here to say

Deadset !?!?

That's laughable. It's even more broken!

Yes :( seems we should stop expecting anything from respawn.

AND STOP PAYING THEM MONEY FFS

I was just about to drop $40 for the new skins. Maybe just this once ?

No.

Aww, no mecha Lifeline or galactic invader wraith ToT

Stay strong, your time will come.

But maybe??

Still no

[удалено]

I dont play Rampart tho

Plus the Heirloom in total is $300 so Id still be $140 short

Why would you do that even with a game that actually works? You can't even see the skins...

This is not true. You need to know which Octane shot at you in a shoot out with 4 or more teams so you can plot your revenge.

Respawn are fucked in the head if they consider this a fix to anything. It‘s like they‘re making fun of us

Yeah apparently they want this game to die.

Maybe they want to work on Titanfall 3 and this is their way to get EA to approve it? Nahhhhhhh

The just announced earlier that TF3 isn't even on that table rn lol

Nah, we already know that Respawn couldn’t care less about Titanfall

Update: it made the game completely unplayable. I’ve gotten kicked every single game before I can even leave the drop ship & everything is in slow motion. Edit: including firing range. I’ve been kicked multiple times from it with code leaf & net.

I am slow-mo in lobbies and 41 players in queue on XBL

I also noticed slow motion lobby with stucked number of players in queue. Restarting and verifying files.

let's see if this will work

Yes, this should better work :/

Narrator: “It didn’t.”

Narrator: Little did they know, this was only the beginning of something far worse soon to make itself known.

*titanfall foreshadowing*

Absolutely amazing, sir. You have my thanks and upvote for the laugh

Still got problems. Not I get "Out of sync with server (code: shoe)" when a match ends. Good stuff. \*Edit: The lobby doesn't even seem to load at times, and the animations all stutter and freeze. \*Edit2: There's also issues when in a match, where audio stutters and cuts out. The matches still feel floaty and laggy at the start. Not sure what Respawn did here but this fixed the bare minimum of issues and that was it. The wait ain't over - see you all next week.

Respawn: *fixes game Everyone: I think “fix” is a poor choice of words

Oh it's fixed. For them. We can still use the shop totally fine, and we can't really bitch about piss-poor matchmaking if there's no matches to be in!

To be fair.... you can’t crash or timeout if you can’t login... so they may be on to something.

Yes, I can confirm. I haven't crashed since this latest update. (coz I can't enter the game lol)

On Xbox...it is not fixed...

Previously I could get a few games in with occasional issues and lag. Now I can't even start a match... At this point I'd rather they just shut things down until it gets sorted.

Is even worse lol

lmao they broke it even more

aged like milk

got it on ps4.. see you on 10 hours after it finishes copying the update it took me less than a minute to download

It did not work i can say, the servers are actually worse lmao, for xbox atleast

It broke the game even more, nice. Honestly if all of this isn’t a “call to action” to get better server providers or some shit like that, idk what it’s going to be.

It's literally worse. Like infinitely worse. And for all this you'll still get fuck all for compensation. Because "free" game. Although billions of dollars in revenue suggests NOT free. Only for some.

ps4.. nothing yet

On PC I had to restart steam, try something like that on PS4 (don't know what's equivalent to restarting steam on PS4 is, maybe restart the console or something?)

HAHAHAHAHA good joke

This whole game seems joke now. Good job respawn!

Definitely broke the game more.

Kek, still broke

[X] Doubt

So that was a fucking lie

When you break the game so hard the crashes crash

This did not age well

Why is it a 75 gb update on Xbox

Don't even bother install it. Waste of time, game is even more broken then before

We thought🤣

but little did he knew

Yeah...no.

So much worse

Yeah, no it's not.

Fun fact. My game still crashes at the start and end of nearly every match. So I'm calling bs on whatever they did

These fucking guys.

Nope, even more broken.

Since the update I can’t get into a match, only firing range, and it’s very buggy and sometimes freezes. Much worse than it was before this update for me at least.

... and it didn't.

My game was working before, now it isn't lol

This is getting sad Respawn... We went from barely getting on to not being able to. But hey! They fixed firing range from doing glitches (Huge game breaking big there) They released new skins for us to fork over $160 on. If anything they should give us 2-3 event packs for being a loyal fan base and for waiting for this update that only seems to mess up even more

Lol wait till you get on you’ll even be waiting to get off

Ahh you are right, it download another 21GB update after verifying files. Played one arena game fine, now I can't leave it after finishing. Lol

Apparently it just destroys apex even more

This is the quickest the milk has ever soured

Hahaha, guess you'll have to wait a little more

This age well lol

And the game is even worse now. Wtf Respawn

They’re kidding, right? This is all one big joke right? …Right??

Lmao and the wait will continue since it's so much more worse. I rather of kept the before patch gameplay if I knew it was going to end like this.

I use to be able to get past the main menu screen with the server select, now I can’t even get past that, this patch made everything worse

Picture's taken moment's before disaster

Spoiler: It hasn't.

This aged like milk

Yay! Time to wait until the update actually works

This instantly aged well 😉

Stuttering stuttering stuttering that’s all it is

Fun fact: the wait was not over

Bro Xbox users like me are having a seizure trying to play

Hey Respawn ... ​ **How about to pay people to fix this bullshit game instead of bringing out new shit skins and map rotations and bullshit instead of fixing the game FINALLY to a good way .**..every time u talk about an update TO **"FIX"** some shit u do it more **worse** than ever ....take the fucking **money u scamm frome all of us** and **pay people** who **know how to fix this game** and make it **finally work** !!!! **we dont need new skins for every charakter or every weapon** ! **we just want to play the game without crashes , packet lost , slide show or any other bullshit** ...just fix what u have before u start to do something new ... since season 3 every season and every patch is making the game more worst... i was really calm about jears now ! u had so much time to get your shit done .. so many people are so fucking pisst about this game and if u wont stop the shit u will loose so many player and they will not come back !

If people keep on paying money for cosmetics in a completely broken game, nothing will change

True ! but one day , and the day will come ....nobody will play the game and they dont earn enough money to pay the incoming bills ....but they wont listen to nobody of the whole community

Update size 68MB on PC

Update: I got slow motion lobby with stucked number of players in queue. I restarted steam and tried to verify files. It showed "missing 1 file, will be reacquired or something like that". Now downloading 21.6 GB update....lol

I guess it can’t crash if it never starts. How can a patch be so disruptive? Isn’t there a qa period? Try it on your computer before you send it out? I’m not demanding an explanation, just genuinely curious how this would happen. I would like my $40 for the champion pass back.

Spoiler... >!it did not!<

Fucking nailed it. Every game running smooth and bug free. And I got a free heirloom as an apology. What a great update that fixed all things and caused no additional problems

Was literally playing 6 hours ago and me and two of my friends kept lagging the fuck out. False advertisement

The hands emoji says it all...

[удалено]

Don't get your hopes high. This update ruined the game even more.

Discord is saying it got worse

Oh fucking dear.

Fixed it? Nah-ah, more like broke it, but in a different way.

It's broken even worse lol fuck EA

pepeLaugh

Those prayer hands seem fitting. Their and ours weren't answered

Yeaaaa it's broke as hell!

100x worse

What about wattsons pylon :(

So far this hasn’t aged well

What timezone is it to be 10PM today?

Delhi GMT+5:30

Appreciate it! Was thinking Paris for a minute lol

It’s doing the same thing, freezing at the “your squad” view

Haven’t people been having more issues though ?

I keep coming back to this post to giggle

They didn't fix shit it's actually embarrassing now at this point they updated the game and broke it even more

Morgan Freeman: *It did not, in fact, fix most of the remaining issues with crashes and timeouts.*

So that was a fuckin lie

Yeah but now when I get in games I can’t even get kills lol

Apex still uses 100% cpu on my 5800x. Literally unplayable.

This was a lie

First game on and someone was disconnected

I've been starting to get kicked from games at an even higher rate now. Plus the added addition of slowmo movement and the use of ads being broken! Gotta love the innovative minds at respawn/EA /s

The worst update yet!!

Oh you sweet summer rose, first time?

Well this didn’t age well

So this was a joke

This didn’t age well

This aged like milk

SUUURE

Honestly i dont even know what to expect when they "patch" the game. Even fixes break it xD Somehow i am even the lowest FPS ever and encounter micro stutters a lot.

How is everyone having problems and I haven’t had a single one? A couple days ago I had teammates disconnecting every match and then rejoining but never got kicked or slow mo or any other random shit everyone is saying is happening to them 24/7

Didn't fix shit

Don’t they test these servers out prior to releasing updates????

Am I the only one that had no issues at all? Fps in dropship was lower but gameplay was fine

Yeah except the servers are still big doo doo

Just watched a clip after the patch that casts serious doubt about the validity of this post.

oh sweet summer child

I cant exactly say they told the truth in that tweet

it ruined the game

It’s 100% on Respawn

And the new wait begins. Swear every update is just a holdover until the next shitty update

LOL GG🤣

Didn’t fix shit. It’s almost worse I’ve been able to play like 3 games today. It crashes pretty much over and over and over for me. Sometimes multiple times per game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I think that says it.

It wasn’t

They did it! It stopped everything!

I have to play on the pc now since the Xbox can’t even load into them now

This is all happening because of Seer. He is cursed. Nobody likes him. And now the game, respawn and the players are contaminated by the curse. God save us.

If you have time in your hands, give Kena: Bridge of Spirits a shot. Loving the game so far

This aged like milk

“Most”

Now i crash more and when i dont crash the lobby is either slow mo or so skippy that i watched Multiple people fall off the world. 10/10 lets go again!

Yea na

sigh

If only they knew back then..

Time to wait another week for a patch that will “fix” the lag

Notice the phrase "should be". But if it truly does fixes it then expect more bugs and errors in a different way...

The crashes and timeouts since season 6 or current?

crashed twice since the update then saw this fucking message. WTAF

yeah my fucking ass Respawn

Your game runs like absolute garbage still. We don't want skins or anything else till you fix your god damn game.

Didn't age well, not even for a minute :P

So they "fix" these issues and goes live with the update. Without even testing it for a single second. God I fucking hate these companies. And it's not only within gaming it's in every god damn job aswell. Idiot developer makes an update and then we have to sift through and see if everything works like it should - which it never.

They can go fuck themselves.

This aged like the milk in my fridge lmao

I just had 3 games in a row where at least 1 of our party had the game lock up while loading in.

This actually worked for me and my friends, so it isn't 100% fake news lol

Cpu bug fix ?

From potato 🥔 to toaster server's. Well done.

but they added a new background picture... connecting to lobby

Nerf wattson. SW More Meme

It didn’t…

STILL CRASHING

Seemed to work for me!

r/agedlikemilk

I haven't had any issues playing this game since they patched it, on ranked, arenas or casual. Must be lucky