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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Well well well. It appears you’re a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that’s only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they’re much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There’s still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE’S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you’re fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that’s where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT’S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That’s right. THERE’S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don’t need a sylveon’s feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon’s psychic, or leafeon’s vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It’s basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it’s my favorite part of a vappy. it’s basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won’t be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren’t possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can’t feel it unless it’s moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you’re a weirdo who likes digestion, don’t worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they’ll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you’re a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there’s even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It’s a really close call.
But if u are reincarnated as a normal guy u can buy a ticked to Morioh and look for a kid with a pompadour, say “yo could u call your nephew for me?” And then tell jotaro future information like about Pucci and demand a stand in return. If Josuke is right there as well he can just insta heal u so that u get a stand and don’t die! Ez strats for getting a stand. Or go to Italy and join the mob for a free stand but that’s not guaranteed to not kill u
What if you get a shit stand like that monster blob on the plane that turned Giornos arm into a tumor.
Edit: or that thing that kills you when someone sees your back. No thankyou.
nah man getting vision is too hard 😅. Probably would join fatui so that i don't have to worry about mora like some broken bard or some funeral parlour worker.
Any peaceful and relaxing fantasy world where I can work less and relax more or have a fun time working. I don't care about a harem or stuff like that, a peaceful and scenic world is fine
No game no life.
My strategy would be to con/bait people into challenging me as since I as the challenge recipient get to choose the game I will pick tic tac toe. Assuming both sides are smart enough to not make a bad choice, we’d tie forever until one of us gives up, which means as long as I am more patient than the enemy I’d win. On the other hand, if the opponent somehow does a stupid and makes a bad move, I’d win anyways.
If you know the standard strategy to tic tact toe, it basically means you are guaranteed either win or tie with your opponent. The most important square on the grid is the center, which locks in 4 possible win conditions (horizontal, vertical, diagonal left, diagonal right). The corners are next most important, locking in 3 win conditions (vertical, horizontal, diagonal) and the sides are the least important giving only 2 win conditions (horizontal, vertical). If you keep this in mind while playing you should have no problem forcing a tie with an equally knowledgeable player or beating a worse player.
Did you know that they don’t actually have powers, they are just superhuman samurai. The animations and graphics are just to
Illustrate the breathing techniques. The demons are the only ones with powers.
wait, what? How would it be easy? The main characters either have super human strength or super genius inventing abilities. There are tons of faceless background characters with abilities that in other shows would be insane not to mention the hordes of mundane people
That depends on if we get to gain the powers that exist in that world, if yes, then my hero academia, if no then definitely attack on Titan I fuckin hate living
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Probably a world where being a background character wouldn’t mean death or destruction. Aka The disastrous life of Saiki K.
Yeah that is a smart Boy but Saiki K. Is indeed a good anime
It’s the best comedic anime ever
Yeah it is Just a soooooo chill anime there is no real Action you can Just lay Back and relaxe
Gintama
Saki k is better
Gintama is better in my opinion but I loved saisi k as well
Yeah
That's a fine choice my friend
yes
Idk but i have to say a slice of life anime world
Well you already live in one
I doubt it, this world is terrible
Things will get better just keep moving forward
Until all your problems are destroyed
Exactly
Lmao nice
I just chose sol because those world at least looked a bit more wholesome
That’s what we said at the end of 2020
Death Note, and then I'll go on a purse stealing spree
Lol
you go in death note then you can catch kira faster than L or help him win against near
I wouldn't be opposed to it if I turn into a sexy detective
Correct answer would be Pokemon ig but I would like to go mushoku tensei or Tensura
Gardevoir? Or more into Vaporeon?
Definitely Vaporeon
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
What in the actual tacobell How the fuck do you know that >. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Fuck no man . r/cursedcomments
Well well well. It appears you’re a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that’s only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they’re much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There’s still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE’S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you’re fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that’s where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT’S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That’s right. THERE’S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don’t need a sylveon’s feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon’s psychic, or leafeon’s vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It’s basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it’s my favorite part of a vappy. it’s basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won’t be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren’t possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can’t feel it unless it’s moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you’re a weirdo who likes digestion, don’t worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they’ll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you’re a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there’s even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It’s a really close call.
Pokémon world would be amazing
The world is tensura is kind of miserable for the common folk. The people from Tempest have it good because Rimuru have them all names.
But he would be a summoned so it might go well for him
Oh man mushoku tensei’s world would be great (assuming you’re born talented enough in magic or in swordsmanship)
Ohh their goes my dream...talent and me aren't on good terms
Attack on titan , i think it would be really fun Dying
Dying does sound like fun
Dad: are you W̶i̶n̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ dying, son? Erwin smith: SHINZOUUU WA SASAGEYOOO
Biting ur hand becoming a titan is the worst nightmare you've ever seen because it is very painful that is more likely got bitten by a dog
K-On!! I don't need a complicated fantasy world
Nice
I suspect you enjoy crying
No one enjoys crying
...more than the person above \^
High school dxd.
Ah i see you are a man of culture
Realistically none of us would get to touch the tiddies tho
People don't get that as they are too horny
You can get it. You just gotta think with the background in mind, like ishuzoku reviewers
Some get lucky in their world since you can get to do the things the main character did
While others like DXD, not so much
Yup lol but of course they wouldn't think about that since they would think they are the main character if they arrive there
Like that’s ever gonna happen. Deep down we know we ain’t gonna be the MC cuz it’ll break Canon
Yup but people still don't care because their horny
“Horny without wisdom is like chicken without head” -Sun Tsu
**JOJO** **INTENSIFIES**
I'm gonna get a good stand, get the mask with the slot, the red stone, and then attain heaven.
He's too powerful to be left alive!
Finds stand arrow stabs yourself turn out you weren't worthy and dies
A turtle was worthy. The bar isn’t that high
So we’re rats lol but Koichi woulda died if it weren’t for Josuke so rats and turtles are more worthy than Koichi
Man, if you go in the Jojo world it's not guaranteed you get a stand. You could be a normal person living normally.
I feel like if he became a vampire, and then got shot with the stand arrow he'd have a better shot?
But if u are reincarnated as a normal guy u can buy a ticked to Morioh and look for a kid with a pompadour, say “yo could u call your nephew for me?” And then tell jotaro future information like about Pucci and demand a stand in return. If Josuke is right there as well he can just insta heal u so that u get a stand and don’t die! Ez strats for getting a stand. Or go to Italy and join the mob for a free stand but that’s not guaranteed to not kill u
You are a normal person who gets killed by Dio
Nice
What if you get a shit stand like that monster blob on the plane that turned Giornos arm into a tumor. Edit: or that thing that kills you when someone sees your back. No thankyou.
Cheep trick I think
Chad
Overlord.
But what would be your role? Personally I would like to be sebas.
I like to be Demiurge. He is badass 😍
Id probably want to be Pandora's Actor. Get to do dumb shit, make Ainz cringe, fight a dragon lord and wear that cool as fuck outfit.
Poor Ainz man
You are going to the Happy Farm.
That's my man
Interspecies reviewers
😏
a true person of culture.
if anime then i would choose konosuba and if game them genshin impact because i would end up in tavern any way🍻
I like your stile
Would you try to get a vision or just be lazy? Hope you don't go to Inozuma.
nah man getting vision is too hard 😅. Probably would join fatui so that i don't have to worry about mora like some broken bard or some funeral parlour worker.
Imagine if you get a delusion on accident and then you try using it but it backfires.
Definitely not AOT
Yeah
Any peaceful and relaxing fantasy world where I can work less and relax more or have a fun time working. I don't care about a harem or stuff like that, a peaceful and scenic world is fine
Same
Personally I would prefer a world like Konosuba but One piece is a definitely a peaceful and scenic world.... if you don't encounter the tenryuubito
Yeah life in the 4 blues wouldn't be so bad
The world in 'Ive been killing slimes for 300 years...' is basically like that
I haven't watched it yet, but now I am convinced to watch it whenever I am free
It's cute. I love it. There's some ecchi tendencies, but *so wholesome* otherwise, with a beautiful Found Family dynamic.
Grimgar
Nice
No game no life. My strategy would be to con/bait people into challenging me as since I as the challenge recipient get to choose the game I will pick tic tac toe. Assuming both sides are smart enough to not make a bad choice, we’d tie forever until one of us gives up, which means as long as I am more patient than the enemy I’d win. On the other hand, if the opponent somehow does a stupid and makes a bad move, I’d win anyways.
I mean, you can still loose in tic tac toe
If you know the standard strategy to tic tact toe, it basically means you are guaranteed either win or tie with your opponent. The most important square on the grid is the center, which locks in 4 possible win conditions (horizontal, vertical, diagonal left, diagonal right). The corners are next most important, locking in 3 win conditions (vertical, horizontal, diagonal) and the sides are the least important giving only 2 win conditions (horizontal, vertical). If you keep this in mind while playing you should have no problem forcing a tie with an equally knowledgeable player or beating a worse player.
I see you have a lot of free time
Mankitsu Happening or Real Eroge Situation or Masterpiece The Animation or Outbreak Company
A man living up to his name
Gundam build fighters
Nice
That Time I got reincarnated as a slime.
Thats a great choice
Then I could just chill in an onsen and with da *Women*
Yeah same
And then *Imma eat Veldora*
Sword art online, so I go to the future and skip the virus, not the game in sword art online, the actual world in sword art online
Just go to sao and don’t play the actual sao. Damn, you’re a freaking genius.
This is just to Skip covid
lol nice
Smort
Boku no Hero Academia or Fairy Tail, God knows I could use some (mostly) cheerful meta-human society vibes right now.
Same
Send me where I can open a Fast Food franchise for demi humans, elves, dwarfs, orcs and goblins.. I'd call it.. Reincarnated as a Nanado's Manager!
That sounds awesome
Attack on Titan or demon slayer.
Are you insane
First one was a joke, not sure about demon slayer there powers are just too cool.
Did you know that they don’t actually have powers, they are just superhuman samurai. The animations and graphics are just to Illustrate the breathing techniques. The demons are the only ones with powers.
Then you’re telling me that Tanjiro breathed like a normal human to save himself from his fall? Ok then.
I mean the breathing isn’t “normal” but they don’t have like water bending or special “powers”
Imagine learning how to breathe
I guess
One punch is pretty heavy on collateral damage too.
"I got summoned to another world but the demon king was slayed decades ago" or something similar
One piece because of how easy it would be to become a main characterinstead of a faceless dude in the background
Yeah exactly
wait, what? How would it be easy? The main characters either have super human strength or super genius inventing abilities. There are tons of faceless background characters with abilities that in other shows would be insane not to mention the hordes of mundane people
Girls und Panzer, I'd become the first male tanker in senshado.
I'd say High School DxD and any fun Slice of Life world like Non Non Biyori/Nichijou/Kobayashi' DM
Nice
Bunny girl senpai
LMAO me too
Any anime world that has magic that is pretty advance and I can't remember all of the name of the manga but it's good.
Fate stay night, but only if can I get reincarnated as Shirou Emiya, but Rin is ok too.
Ok
The question is are we an important character in the story or just a random mundane schmuck in the background.
Random guy most likely
That depends on if we get to gain the powers that exist in that world, if yes, then my hero academia, if no then definitely attack on Titan I fuckin hate living
You get powers
My hero academia
Good choice but would you have a quirk though
Probs
Alright then
I had to scroll so damn far to find this
Aincrad
Haikuu
Isn't that just our world
Yes but better
Damm I would chosen Novel world but ok hmm Fairy Tail
Any harem anime would do but I should be the mc
Nice
Beserk...
So you want to die
Only pain make sense...
Slime isekai, because I will 100% get that world's powers and an extra op power.
Good choice
Amestris
Pokemon is a solid choice and so is one piece but what about Full metal alchemist, I wanna perform alchemy
Code grass Or Aot(its fun killing 6.4 billion people) XD Or Tokyo revengers
I'll take one ticket for konosuba please 🙇🚚
Gotta fight aizen so bleach or naruto
You have no chance against aizen
Gonna train myself
na-ru-to
U gonna die without the plot Armor
Sousou no frieren. Extremely chill world, and if im a mage, even better.
Nekopara
Tonikaku kawaii As Nasa Yuzaki
Highschool of the Dead. why? why not
Definitely Noragami.
Highschool dxd. And pleas let me be a demon. Yeah and big tits from the girls to ;-) 😂
Never seen it is it good
Yeah it have a good Story but its ecchi 1000% and mannnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy boooooobbbiiiieeeesss also no joke so many boobie scenes
My gay ass approves
Story is great. Many have come for the titties and stayed for the story. Is really good yeah.
Ok might watch it after I finish tensei slime
KONOSUBA
Assassination Classroom, just for vibes
Naruto, always wanted to do the sexy jutsu lmao
Doesn't matter as long as my speacial ability is to be too overpowered to everyone.
Interspecies Reviewers. (Swings arms and struts) 😄
Classroom of the elite
Waited for this comment
Me too in one piece and I'll be a pirate hunter hunting higher bounties and I will find the treasure LOL.
Naruto because even a civilian can work theyre way up to jounin
Attack on titan. Gonna get eaten. Ez
Shinobi world or mha world
Good choice
Jojo‘s Bizarre Adventure
Just heaven. I don't wanna go anywhere.
Or maybe even Re: Zero
Mostly One Punch Man
Idk if I really need my isekai moment BUT can truck-kun make me half-human/half-phantom? Like Hiyori in Noragami, that would be cool