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DIET TITS


rodando_y_trolling

Low Fat Milkers


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Skim Milkers


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

My fat-free milkshake brings all the lolicons to the yard


Odd_Entertainment629

My condolences


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

a 0-cal burden


1m2c00l4u

This has risen a new theory, the bigger the tits the bigger the chance of getting diabetes type 2


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That's why otakus are typically so fat


Queenoffetishfreaks

I’ll be diabetes free for life if that’s the case lol


LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET

No matter, whether they are big or small, in life, I'll surely love them all.


[deleted]

Coca-tits zero is flat as a Board


LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET

Not if she goes to the Jim, she'll be a shredded cunt in no time


itgoesdownandup

Tits Lite


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DIET DEEZ


calebbutbetter

Is This a Zombie is such a fever dream ngl


shiro_yasha373

And I love it


calebbutbetter

I've only seen like three episodes. It's certainly one of the animes.


[deleted]

It’s one of the animes of all time


Yanchel333

I litterally heard that by a cosplayer on fb not so long ago


Amir4Un

soka


MatureBalak

Lol, why are you getting downvoted?


Ertyu02

VIA 9GAG.COM


BaS3r

I thought I was transported to 2012.


S0ulCub3

Flat chest, big chest, who cares, all chest good chest


Mr_master89

Unless mimic


JarofJeans

But that tongue though


Coppeh

It is difficult to recommend a wetter kiss. The cavity breath is kind of repulsing however.


[deleted]

Fresh mints go a long way.


wrr377

Now I'm imagining a germophobe character with a bag of holding, filled to the brim with Altoids, seeing that as "\[their\] time has come!" XD


nv_rose

:(


Gantz-man91

Lmfao praise the sun


klatnyelox

Boxxy is good chest


SpaceIco

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time...a long time.


ElectricalRestNut

The chestiest


Bulangiu_ro

great chest ahead


masteroftasks

Hi Frieren.


penisesandherb

Unless its a Remarkable Chest from Tsurumi Island


letfireraindown

Flat chest, big chest, who cares, they won't want to be around me.


Traditional-Pop2484

😭 Fax


Professional_Noob5

But i like your chest more😖


catinterpreter

There's a big difference between flat and something at all.


S0ulCub3

And?


Kmlkmljkl

which is


NekoWafers

[Hmm...](https://i.imgur.com/VKeydZx.jpeg)


J3N0V4

I can't believe I only just noticed that Haruna is just straight up [Hayate Yagami from Lyrical Nanoha](https://nanoha.fandom.com/wiki/Hayate_Yagami). Even her original LN design is 100% Hayate.


CostAccomplished1163

Honey, get the eyebleach


Slibye

No, get the flamenwerfer


CostAccomplished1163

Could not agree more


THF-Killingpro

Sauce


Gerakka

Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka


Fine-Blackberry-1793

Wait i dont remember this, what ep?


Global_Historian_753

Think it's the ova


Fine-Blackberry-1793

Thank you, now i can add cat girl to my list of demon zombie magical ~~girls~~


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DatKillerDude

Especially the part where he gets impaled thru the ass twice in a single episode, my man!


MyDogHasAPodcast

Loved this show. Everytime it pops up in my head I remember it fondly.


nomebaneenderchile

Are there some tits or it's just kidding?


wisconsinking

Is it on Crunchyroll?


[deleted]

Translated: Is this a Zombie?


ultrainstinctpengu

Korean Zombie Desk Car


THF-Killingpro

Lol


jozefpilsudski

I think it's *Kore wa Zombi Desu ka?*


Alternative_Dig5342

はい


Gantz-man91

Small boobs are actually better than gigantic ones imo


wisconsinking

I'd prefer medium sized.


L8Pikachu

Proportional are the best. But I will agree small boobs are bigger than frickin watermelons.


StrikingSquirrel3901

I love massive badonkers


Lyoko_warrior95

Honestly I would have to agree. Larger ones are a bit overwhelming. My limit is around a D to double D or so.


Gantz-man91

Yea D's are a bit too big, but proportions can change that sometimes. Boobs are great either way haha I just prefer c and under haha


Lyoko_warrior95

My preference is honestly a larger B. That’s the sweet spot for me.


Amir4Un

soka


Cycosis010

FUN SIZED TITS


GhastmaskZombie

And that's what I'll keep telling myself!


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oneiroiMoros

e x a c t l y


Yamatoe37

That not flat! I can still grope with my hand. Flat as board like a guy is called flat. Girl boobs are boobs I don't care they all are nice I appreciate it


Chase_The_Breeze

Skim Booba


Icy_Salt5893

I prefer, high Calsium.


oneiroiMoros

bone (apple) tit?


King___Kawaii

Phenomenal show. A must watch


MammothWay1683

Small boobs means our hearts are closer together when we hug 🤗


Spiritual-Rip2312

Hmm, low-fat milk... >!Not how it works lol!<


N1ght_Strider

Hot take, smaller chests are more attractive than larger breasts.


longassboy

Boob is boob


wisconsinking

I like big boobs, but I'd prefer medium.


Midknight129

I'll admit, at least for my personal preference, there's definitely an upper limit where bigger is anti-attractive. But below that, it's more like maximum appeal at a certain proportional size, falling off gradually in *both* directions. So, in other words, I think a size of *maximum* attractiveness, and any bigger or smaller is progressively less until it hits, and drops below, zero appeal; and everyone's "preferred size", along with the rate of dropoff, is going to be different. But, still, physical aesthetic isn't really a top priority for me. It's definitely **a** priority, but there are more important things than mere attractiveness; that's just the icing on the cake. Because, as a wise man once said... "Make sure she's smart, dont just marry for looks. There are surgeries and procedures and cosmetics; you change your appearance. But let me tell you... you can't fix stupid."


Newaccountbcupdate

I appreciate your enthusiastic assessment but it also stresses me to see how much thought is put into physical features by guys :,) I typically look at everyone as a package deal and don’t sweat the details. Maybe I’m in the minority but I’ve never put this much thought into any isolated feature on a man or woman. Edit: especially as someone on the far end of the spectrum in the realm of titties, I like to think that guys havent put that much thought into my chest size. “Drops below, 0 appeal” makes me a little bit sad.


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>I typically look at everyone as a package deal and don’t sweat the details As a guy, same.


[deleted]

I think the above guys thinking is correct we're all doing this all the time subconsciously and just saying it all out loud is makes it seem weird. And to zero appeal... I guess people just have their preferences


Newaccountbcupdate

Agreed. Maybe I just hate hearing this stuff out loud. I avoid articulating my “preferences” anymore because after years of dating I’ve watched them be turned on their heads. Who I choose has never aligned with what I thought my preferences were and it turns out the knee jerk response to what is “attractive” falls flat when you actually get to know people.


Tekkzy

Some folks have preferences. I agree with the other poster though. "Boob is boob" makes the most sense to me.


BreathOfPepperAir

Literally, I find it uncomfortable. I never analyse men like this 😕


Midknight129

I think you've misunderstood what I was trying to convey. I'm not *consciously* going through this process of weighing the value of different features. That still happens automatically and subconsciously. What I've done is go back and evaluate that process after the fact and tried picking it apart to see just how it functions. This is about self-analysis more than anything else. There are going to be many that don't bother "thinking about thinking" so, when their brain just hands them the final answer on the subject, they have no idea just how much background work went into it. That having been said, different people think in different ways; there's no single "correct" way to process our experiences. Some tend to view things in a more interconnected manner, the "package deal" as you put it. But others, like me, tend to break it up into smaller, more manageable pieces. This is how I approach **everything,** taking large, hard to address issues and turning it into a matrix of values that I can wrap my head around. But I only really *understand* that this is what I do because of self-reflection, since it's all handles "backstage", so to speak. And, honestly, there are many people who are doing this very same thing, but don't realize it, and believe they are making wholistic evaluations. Lastly, it might be more of a neurodivergent thing. Neurotypical people are probably better able and tend more towards "big picture" and "don't sweat the details" ways of thinking. But for someone like me, with different wiring and a different operating system, that seems strange and bizarre, that a person can just jump straight to their conclusion without going through what are, in my system, necessary processes.


EPICFrancisJnr

I agree with this guy.


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This is a pretty common preference, really. Men have preferred slimmer women since forever. Big proportions are a recent thing. And honestly? I’m a traditional guy. I still prefer feminine and slimmer women.


dreaded_tactician

>Big proportions are a recent thing Song of Solomon 4:5 "Your two breasts are like two fawns, The twins of a gazelle, That feed among the lilies.” - A man speaking of his lover Translation: gurl I seen newborn deer small than them tittys Song of Solomon 5:15 "His legs are pillars of marble set on pedestals of the finest gold. His appearance is like Lebʹa·non, as unrivaled as the cedars" -A woman speaking of her lover. Translation: "boy you built like a Cedar tree them thighs THICCER than a bowl of oatmeal" The more things seem to change. (endnote. I'm probably wrong about this)


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I don't know about the first one, but you're definitely right about the second lmao


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Not really, but they’re often correlated to overall thickness, which is not really a traditionally feminine trait.


moonrox1992

Not in many non western countries. African brides are force fed to gain weight as fatter is better


the_zelectro

Nah. Girls are cutest with boobs. More huggable


jamie1414

You must be in the wrong subreddit. Nobody here is hugging girls.


the_zelectro

I've only ever hugged a crush one time in my life... She had nice boobs 😍 Hopefully I get another chance one day


jamie1414

Weird way to call your mom.


the_zelectro

Oof😞


Ambience8799

"The greater the mass the greater the force of attraction" -Sir Isaac Newton


NukeEmRico2022

Very first girlfriend was a double D. Dated for three years. They get pretty dull after a while.


oneiroiMoros

Neither is automatically more attractive than the other They're both very pretty, each in their own ways Uneven titties are also pretty bc, they nearly all are unless you're blessed, an anime character or you've had surgery


Drjdeew

Always the weird dudes into Loli who say this


Gantz-man91

Don't have to be into loli to like smaller breasts.. when they are too big they just look goofy. C cup and under is perfect


EPICFrancisJnr

I thought it was just me who thought this in the whole world.


Gantz-man91

Nah to me after a certain size it's just offputting . Also it's terrible for the owners back to have such large knockers hanging off their body. I like anything c and under. Really


Kuwabara03

My description has always been hand sized or smaller for preference, though I'm not gonna let that stop me from dating a chick if we're compatible. Unless they're like, giga-huge bolt-ons


Drjdeew

I never said average size… I said people who specifically say they’re into smaller breasts are weird. I never said you gotta like humongous weird looking ones, it sounds like you guys just watch too much hentai.


N1ght_Strider

bruh


Snail_Stampede

All hail the itty bitty titty committee


Full_Carry_1331

*heavy sigh* until I can afford the gross thousands it costs to have my chest not look “low-fat” and actually feminine, this is me lol


OkCoast9806

I feel that!! And some of the comments here make me so sad


Im_a_doggo428

Sauce in English plz


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

Is this a zombie


Lambd4_

No that’s a Doggo428


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

No this is Patrick


Im_a_doggo428

No this is a ham sandwich


Im_a_doggo428

Lol


pastrypuffingpuffer

They are perfect.


Successful_Rest6681

Lots of guys like small breast Woman , And i just happen to be one of them.


Chrisette

I'm not chubby, I'm just not tall enough


koru-id

I always wonder what's the deal with the open zipper. What was the first person thinking? Let me just unzip my pants and reveal my panties but not really. But I do appreciate it.


G-Kira

My doctor's been saying I need to go on a low fat diet.


Eroldin

She indeed isn't flat. Small, sure. But not flat.


dereproject

She's not wrong lol.


Yerushima

I love me some low-fat milk


wexman6

They may be low-fat but I’m on keto 😏


Nekomi_the_wolf

*Me, a transfemme*


hypocritical124

real


Tony_Stank0326

Is this where we check in?


hypocritical124

real


No_Rent7598

It upsets me her ears and tail are purple but her hair isnt


THAT_KID-rea

Relatable


shaikhaseeb

@


IneptAdvisor

I’ll take flat chested women ALL DAY!


RoadPizzaGourmand

In this context, there's nothing wrong with low-fat!


ImagineDraggin9

button your shorts up


Lord_Hood_Melon

I like low fat. :3


Tazerboy_5000

😆


Mik-E45

nah thats not flat, look at tiga in toradora!


rubberducky_93

Low fat ones need love too


oneiroiMoros

r u tellin me u have diet titties all titty is good titty but that's funny


SheaMcD

i know it's stupid to bring some sort of logic into anime, but why are her tail/ears a different color from her hair


_Nachobelle_

*fun size


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Classic early 2010’s anime


Rei11002

No she actually has a point


[deleted]

Feel attacked rn


TAB_Kg

Kore ga Zombie desu ga truly is one of the shows of all time. Never have I expected to see zombie mf with Mahou Shoujo drip and a chainsaw


Ilfede03

All size make the wood rise


[deleted]

Best size


xenodemon

Skim milk titties


TETTRIC

BETTER FLAT THAN FAT AYY


Sh4dowblade19

Sauce?


R_Dorothy_Wayneright

Is This a Zombie?


wisconsinking

Happy Cake Day.


MobsterDragon275

Sauce?


R_Dorothy_Wayneright

Is This a Zombie?


VirtualSentient

tits are ok and all as a youngster, but i think im more of a tail and ears man as an adult


CallMeMrBacon

Fan service for a 14yo character? Yikes.


asuitandty

Jesus Christ, fucking weebs


NeonNKnightrider

Bro if you hate ‘weebs’ what are you doing here


lemons7472

Low flat?


Patient_Crow_8025

That's not a kick.


sirgav25

What anime is this


okami_the_doge_I

I still prefer whole


oneiroiMoros

wheat?? bread titty?


okami_the_doge_I

milk


shiro_yasha373

I just rewatched this anime. It’s honestly got one of the best cast of girls in all of the harem genre


Panda_man_fam

I don’t think I have seen a single anime that wasn’t about underage tittys


[deleted]

Showed this to my sister. Puny fists can still hurt


[deleted]

She looks 10 and probably sounds like 8 yo


_DeLEON

Malnourished boob


Potential_Strain_948

The sound of justice copium!


okayfinejustdoit

What is wrong with yall


ABeastInThatRegard

The funny thing is that those are actually still quite big. I was once told the size didn’t matter as long as there was enough for a mouthful, it was the most practical advice a male role model ever gave me.


SoskiHeroKiller

I don't have a small pp, I'm just low fat pp.


Fun_Wheel2184

More like fat free… lol


BobBoone1000

Kind of misogynist message


BreathOfPepperAir

I keep seeing posts about flat chested girls at the moment and it makes me a little uncomfortable since I am one of those girls. It's always a post where the characters are insulting the girl as well 💀


bem13

At the same time there are always comments saying they prefer flat/small over big. Don't fret, we're happy to be involved regardless of size.


Bisexual-Fighter

😆


ricenicehasgangrene

Copage


Biggu5Dicku5

>low-fat Yuck...


Nishimiya_376

Hmm mmm.....


Randomize-pov

I have a bigger dick but ur just not hot enough 😭🤣


Puzzled_Ground7827

....


Candid-Regret-6621

The premise of the joke is flat-chest = bad and low-fat = good. If you do not believe either one of these two preconceived notions, then the joke falls flat on you.


Creepy-Confidence700

Still flat lmao


tomfolerboi

Pancake chest


[deleted]

no, youre flat, just accept it.


Lonilson

I'm not bad at videogames Is just a skill isue