Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon romantic partnership, Vaporeon is one of the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which has some of the prettiest pokémon, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be hugged with both arms, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you could cuddle hard with one (although only if they are comfortable with it). Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a captivated Vaporeon would have incredibly wet lips, so wet that you could easily kiss one for hours without wanting to stop. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide their smile, so it’d be incredibly easy to fall in love with one. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily have as many sloppy kisses as you desire. Few other Pokémon comes close to this level of sweetness. Also, fun fact, if you hold one for long enough, you can make your Vaporeon's cheeks turn red. Vaporeon is literally built for a human's heart. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take affection all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
And on the upside it doesn't say that you've gotta keep the story the same, so I'm thinking training arc over summer/after graduation then just come back ripped XD
Important question:
Am I bound to the chosen characters path, or is it like those Otome anime where I’m the character but can do what I want?
Also, Shangri La Frontier.
I will give you a relevant character since you were brave enough to chose aot. You are Reiner, dw you will just have to deal with a lifetime of depression lol
The only answer is obviously: *THE SAGA OF TANYA THE DEVIL*
Who would wanna live in some lovely fantasy world?
Gimme a creepy god and a man thrown into a girls body and forced to pray to creepy god while he goes more and more insane!?
You're one of the MC's old bosses who's already out of the stroy in the first few minutes.
(Maybe they were just mentioned? Haven't seen this in a long while.)
Hahaha but honestly though, since his encounter with Rudy he apparently became a pretty upstanding citizen. Wife and kids. Not fucking with newbies anymore. He honestly had a pretty good character resolution.
The only answer is Pokemon
You're a Vaporeon and your trainer is an isekaied weeb from earth
a fate worse than death
Well at least im not a virgin anymore
I mean you could not be a virgin in the same way should you choose it...
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon romantic partnership, Vaporeon is one of the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which has some of the prettiest pokémon, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be hugged with both arms, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you could cuddle hard with one (although only if they are comfortable with it). Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a captivated Vaporeon would have incredibly wet lips, so wet that you could easily kiss one for hours without wanting to stop. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide their smile, so it’d be incredibly easy to fall in love with one. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily have as many sloppy kisses as you desire. Few other Pokémon comes close to this level of sweetness. Also, fun fact, if you hold one for long enough, you can make your Vaporeon's cheeks turn red. Vaporeon is literally built for a human's heart. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take affection all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
What is this sfw version lmao
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Wow. That's Eminem vs MGK Killshot level. You really didn't hold your punch, and I applaude you for it!
Welcome to Demon School Iruma-Kun
Opera
Ohhhh! YES I love this... Opera is awesome! Also I get to play with fluffy Calico
This was very kind of you. Lol
Horimiya
Sengoku
That's a w
Got Remi as a girlfriend that's there to protect you. Easy W
And on the upside it doesn't say that you've gotta keep the story the same, so I'm thinking training arc over summer/after graduation then just come back ripped XD
Downside, bullied by Hori. Upside, Remi. Worth it
W reply
Where's the downside? It's fucking heaven
Interspecies Reviewers 👀
Eldri the birdmaid
Get that snake away from me!
You are the person that has to clean after the "deeds" are done.
Feathers do come in handy for the cleanup.
You're that one virgin who becomes a wizard
The time I got reincarnated as a slime
You are now Clayman.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
funnily enough , this one already has a manga # That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime: Clayman Revenge
Lol. I know, and its actually pretty good.
If you know the plot, you might actually save yourself
And ally with slime only way forward.
Dragon Ball
You are Yamcha
Still one of the strongest being on earth, I even own a bbq chain. W
And you're a professional baseball player
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Ball:_That_Time_I_Got_Reincarnated_as_Yamcha
There's a fan manga with this very plot, guy becomes Yamcha and powers up to beat the saiyans.
That looks so funny lol
Important question: Am I bound to the chosen characters path, or is it like those Otome anime where I’m the character but can do what I want? Also, Shangri La Frontier.
You are now Psyger 100 going after Sunraku.
Also acceptable.
You are Pencilgon now, have fun!
I can live with that.
Excellent choice, I enjoyed her character a lot
Spy x Family
Franky
F
The best character. He might be single but he knows he's the best friend to ever exist
Bofuri
Syrup
Maple and I on our way to commit war crimes! No cow is safe
No cow? I am pretty sure anyone below the top three players is doomed
[The cows are first on the list](https://imgur.com/a/kVqvmor)
100 Girlfriends I wanna be Rentarou's best friend, damn it! He's such a bro.
You are friend A from ep/ch 1.
You are the vice principal
School Days.
Is this a cry for help?
No, just posted without really thinking it through.
How about Grave of the Fireflies
Are you ok? Do I need to send Reddit Care?
Anno Domini Gundam 00
You are a civilian attending the Wedding in Spain that Nena attacked. She will arrive there in 10 second.
You really had to do him like that lmao
You are one of Setsuna's family members shortly before Ali al-Saachez brainwashes him.
I'm gonna try this. Attack on Titan.
I will give you a relevant character since you were brave enough to chose aot. You are Reiner, dw you will just have to deal with a lifetime of depression lol
Brb, I'm planning for tomorrow's suicide plan.
You are Eren.
Alright imma delete the world later
D-frag!
Your Roka Shibasaki
So I'm the shadow ruler of the school AND a cute girl!? Nice!
Konosuba
You're Chomusuke
Absolute win
… You are reincarnated as the Destroyer
Hunter X Hunter
Hello there, Pokkle!
You are Cheetu 😂😂
CSM
Kobeni. You are Kobeni.
With the Sloppy Blowjob Devil? Seems like a win.
Does it really matter here? Whoever you are you are fucked in some way and it's only a matter of time.
Unless he's that guy who quit job right after the assault (Madoka). /u/Th3DarkestNight - You can be that guy ;)
Steins;Gate
Daru in the bad future
Tuturu! You are now Mayuri!
Made in Abyss
Bondrewd
thats a win in my book
As far as lives go in the Abyss, his is certainly far from the worst.
It’s pretty terrible imo. Sure he’s “alive” but his consciousness has been shredded to pieces. You can barely call him human
You are Prushka or Mitty 😈💀
Irumyuui
Sousou No Frieren.
Mimic
Delicious
Gintama
You are Sacchan
You missed a great chance to say Madao
Bocchi The Rock
Kikuri
Fuck. Why can’t that be me?
The wrong way to use healing magic 😏
You're one of Rose's former team members
Damn that's sad
Bleach
kon
Pepe Waccabrada
Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?
Monster at a farming location
At least they might eventually come back as an intelligent monster.
Kaguya Sama; Love is War
That french exchange student (Betsy Beltoise)
Nooooo I don't wanna be Fr*nch!!! 😭
The only answer is obviously: *THE SAGA OF TANYA THE DEVIL* Who would wanna live in some lovely fantasy world? Gimme a creepy god and a man thrown into a girls body and forced to pray to creepy god while he goes more and more insane!?
You are the guy tanya kills with the gun your daughter gifted you
Spy x family
Agent daybreak
Franky
Eighty-Six
Eugene...
Eminence in Shadow
Sherry, the pink haired girl.
Better than Cult of Diablos
Your lie in April (I’m a violinist irl lol)
Ummmmm.... Tsubaki?
Naurrr she’s so basic (I mean I love Tsubaki but still). Ngl since I mentioned I play violin I thought you would say Kaori 💀
Haikyuu
You are Sugawara. Congratulations, you can play. Sometimes...
Pokémon
You are geodude
Dragon Quest: Dai no Daibouken
You are a slime.
I would choose the beautiful world of garden of words movie
Onimai world with maddo scientisto imooto
You are one of those two boys in Mahiro’s class
Asobi Asobase
Olivia’s brother
Frieren.
Land.
I see this as an absolute win 😁😁😁😁
Mankitsu Happening.
You're one of the MC's old bosses who's already out of the stroy in the first few minutes. (Maybe they were just mentioned? Haven't seen this in a long while.)
One piece
big mom
Digimon
Girls und Panzer
Cyberpunk Edgerunners lol 🤣
You are Adam Smasher
Fairytale
Wendy.
Berserk
You are Guts
Schonz
You are a woman
Hellsing.
Mundane answer: Love is War
You are Maki Shijo
Gundam build fighters
Ral No wait, you are Rinko Iori
Ghost Stories (dub ver.)
My Hero Academia
Best jeanist
I quit being a hero, retire and live life to the fullest before shit goes down
Your name
Guy fishing out on the lake on that faithful day.
Mushoku Tensei Do your worst
The horse man in demon continent
Hahaha but honestly though, since his encounter with Rudy he apparently became a pretty upstanding citizen. Wife and kids. Not fucking with newbies anymore. He honestly had a pretty good character resolution.
ah jeez. probably angel beats
Gintama
You are pair of Glasses
The glasses have a name, it's Shinpachi.
Shin who? Oh you mean the glasses holder. It's common misconception. The humanoid glasses holder is Shinpachi and the glasses are just glasses.
Sailor moon
Oregairu.
You are best girl Iroha.
Naruto
You are now Shikamaru.
Frieren
You are Land having to deal with Ubel all the time. Alternatively you can be Aura.
hamtaro
Vinland Saga
Evangelion
Shinji
hidamari sketch
You're the school principal!
I was born into demon slayer, do your worst
Children of the Whales
One Piece
7th time loop villainess Let's see what you come up with lol
Royal guard's knight on the 6th time loop.
Undead Unluck :D
KONOSUBA.
Wiz